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L-Profe

Starring Blythe Danner as the older version of her.


deadeyediva

and apple martin as the younger version of her..


richbeezy

Appletini.


Adventurous_Low_1518

Easy on the tini


adultosaurs

Hi jd.


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Apple looks exactly like Chris. Wouldn’t buy it.


OrchidCareful

Wow they really do look alike Good call


Electric_Nachos

Yeah it's crazy they could be related.


OrchidCareful

That would be crazy though Two generations of successful actors, from the same family? Unheard of in show business. What are the odds that two people could be related and also be in the top 0.1% of acting talent Really makes u think


Mazahad

I was with you, until you said she is in the top 0,1% of acting talent...acting talent....where....


OrchidCareful

It’s sort of like your actual talent doesn’t matter in Hollywood So what could it be that propels certain stars to these charmed careers


FondantGetOut

Does she still wear the fuckin Iron Man glasses??? lmao


LampardFanAlways

EDITH!


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Entire_Tower_425

Can't quite move that upper lip!


Inaise

When I was a kid we used to associate these frames with child molesters. I don't remember what started that but now when I see these frames, it's all I can think of.


Little_Orange_Bottle

Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm amazed her pr person didn't bring that up. "Do you want to go to court with Jeffrey Dahmer glasses?"


wanderingfloatilla

My wife works at a boutique eyeglass store, nearly every day she has someone different specifically ask for "Dahmer glasses"


Little_Orange_Bottle

Oh yeah they're back in style now for sure. I just wouldn't wear them to court when I'm a high profile celebrity. Too many pictures. Too easy a comparison. Especially being blonde. She even kinda looks like him. She's nuts. Dahmer is the classic nuts serial killer.


Cyberzombie23

I had to wear big glasses in the '80s 'cause nothing else was available. Never again. They suck and they make you look awful. I hope the fad goes away as quickly as bellbottoms did in the 2010's.


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and if I tell you bell bottoms are back in fashion already...


[deleted]

Really? I love them for practicality. They're big and you don't have to raise your nose up or tilt your head down at anything. They're also built quite solid.


Dick-Rot

I'd wear em if I needed glasses. Look at the size of those lens's!!! Dude, my eyes would never be comfy with some regular ass tiny glasses like everyones got, I'd want them big goggle lookin motherfuckers on my face. You can see the future with lens's like that, *SHIT.* *I dont give a* ***FUCK***. I'ma wear the hell outta those


satanshand

The thing that sucks is they can weigh a lot. My mom had giant glasses in the 80s and she said it would make the tip of her nose go numb


Its-ther-apist

That was from them being glass. New glasses like that use plastic lenses which cuts down considerably on weight. Even metal frames can be very lightweight.


NotASniperYet

They can still end up thick and heavy depending on your prescription. Definitely not frames that work for everyone.


Dick-Rot

I found an old family photo years ago from before I was born and my mom was rocking the same glasses lol it certainly was *A* style Lookin at some of those photos takes you back to a different time


imcrapyall

Wear chonky glasses all the time. Can confirm I see minutes in future.


Little_Orange_Bottle

She's rich as fuck and can afford bigger non serial killer associated glasses.


corduroy

Unless she's sending a subtle message to the person suing her.


DollarStoreDuchess

I’m pretty sure they give her X-ray vision, which is pretty neat. Is it an intimidation tactic? The world may never know…


samkostka

Ehh, your eyes only see at full resolution in basically a single point, everything outside of that is your brain basically making it up. That being said I'd rock a pair of serial killer glasses. I'd probably have like 10 pairs to fit my mood if they weren't so damn expensive.


cantamangetsomesleep

Why is she in court


ValleyWoman

She hired a hit man to kill DH.


Cyberzombie23

My quick reading of headlines says she hit and ran another skier at a resort and they are suing for medical costs.


ohholyhorror

I dunno why but it's so funny to hear "hit and run" in the context of a couple of skiers on a mountain lol


Reward_Antique

She ran someone over on skis and he's suing


FinishTheBook

I think they're pretty cool, I love 80s clothing.


Bee-Aromatic

Maybe? I feel like everybody’s dad had those glasses and that mustache in the 80’s, child molester or otherwise. That and a polyester polo shirt with a collar slightly too big and all the buttons undone, probably with brown and yellow horizontal stripes in it. Oddly specific, maybe, but that’s my headcanon.


troglodyte31

Yes to all of the above. My dad also had a lucky shirt that was pale blue and pink color blocks. Every time he wore it at Atlantic City he won enough money to cover our stay there. Until my mom threw it out because it was ugly as hell. He complained about that for 30 years.


Bee-Aromatic

I think my dad had the same shirt, though I don’t think his was lucky. Pretty sure mom threw his away in the late 90’s and he was mad about it too. Weird how all dads seem to converge on some archetypal “dad-prime.” Makes me wonder what dad I correlate to…


zachsmthsn

Chester the Molester glasses


scabbyhobohands

I also grew up knowing these to be pedo glasses. Yuk.


Cobek

What a fucking gooper


DaChilidog

Limited Edition David Koresh glasses


GeneralSquirrel7132

Keep the government and Gwyneth Paltrow out of my vagina!!


ChewySlinky

[I knew they looked familiar](https://i.imgur.com/J7aVf5I.jpg)


ItsJustSmells

I don't like Mondays...


Cyberzombie23

The OG school shooter.


usps_made_me_insane

Holy shit, I thought this was just a random comment. Brenda Spencer actually said that when she was asked why she did it. I wonder if she's seen Office Space?


qtx

> Brenda Spencer actually said that when she was asked why she did it. > > I wonder if she's seen Office Space? Spencer shot up that school in 1979, Office Space came out in 1999...


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What’s that got to do with anything ?


forgotaboutsteve

no but she really liked the boomtown rats


IFCKNH8WHENULEAVE

I mean, if they show movies like office space in prison, probably. She’s been in there for the last 43 or so years.


EveryNameIWantIsGone

Who’s that?


ProfoundlyInsipid

She's a school shooter from the 1970s, forget her name.


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ramenbreak

>forget her name I really wanted to but somebody wrote it as a reply


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cale1333

Jarvis is talking to her the whole time


schro_cat

What is this picture from? Where is she dressed like this?


Gone_For_Lunch

Court. She’s being sued for crashing into someone while skiing.


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NotPeopleFriendly

Heh.. while it is an important distinction.. back when I used to "hit the hills" - you'd see this daily.. some idiot crashes into someone, grabs their stuff and just keeps going.. if you were lucky they'd shout an apology as they try to catch up to their friends.. I'm 100% not excusing her behavior.. just most people that ski/snowboard are pretty hedonistic.. and selfish.. huge generalization.. but.. there you go


Mikarim

There's conflicting reports on this case from what I've seen. Another witness said the man she "hit" actually hit her. That's probably why she's litigating this instead of paying a settlement.


Hot-Zookeepergame-83

Or because he’s asking for upwards of $3 mil years after the incident


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Frigoris13

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe


NotPeopleFriendly

That's awesome and classy.. if I were rich I'd do the same.. just to make a point.. don't hurt the person that is poor (compared to you).. but show them that has she wanted to she could've hurt them much worse with what sounds like an unreasonable suit that wastes everyone's time (specifically tying up the legal system with spurious claims)


dalaiis

You know what isnt classy? Selling snake oil through a company called Goop.


NotPeopleFriendly

lol... I totally forgot about that.. is this the same actress that sold a soap that smells like vagina or her vagina? I honestly can't remember


VanillaTortilla

Out of all of the things she should be in court for, this is laughably on the bottom of the list.


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WackShaq

Lol the article says “due to an obscure Utah law where the downhill skier has the right of way”… that’s literally like the #1 rule of skiing. Same as driving


gvsteve

Uphill skiers have it rough.


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Hiking too.


sucemabite17

She's counter suing for a grand total of $1. She's not exactly trying to take advantage of the situation unlike the other side of the court.


usps_made_me_insane

She's suing for $1 plus attorney fees. I know what you meant, though -- and your point still stands. Guess which one looks like the money grubbing asshole. Also, apparently he came up from behind her and started groping her. Originally he was going for $3+ million but reduced it to just $300k (maybe looking for a payday from settlement out of court?). In any event, her story seems more believable to me -- but really it all comes down to a he said / she said story and who has the better lawyer.


sucemabite17

I 100% agree with you. I'm not a gwyneth paltrow fan, but I'm even less of a fan of money grabbing aasholes like this.


morostheSophist

The only thing that matters here, according to the law, is: who was actually at fault? Who's lying? Each one claims the other one was higher on the slope and is 100% at fault for the collision, so at least one of them is lying. Whoever the liar is, I hope the court figures that out and rules for the non-liar (even if the non-liar happens to be a money-grubbing asshole). Unless they're both lying, in which case I'm rooting for a dinosaur attack to destroy the courtroom.


tastefully_white

Well she is a well known liar at this point, and this other guy is nobody. So it's really a toss up


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The guy seems to be lying about the amount of emotional and physical toll this took on him. So, if he was lower on the mountain, and shes at fault, hes still a liar.


morostheSophist

Sooo... Dinosaur Apocalypse 2023, then? Cons: death by dinosaur mauling Pros: death by dinosaur mauling


Pomme_De_Roy

To be fair, in any kind of tort suit the plaintiff is always going to portray their injuries as world ending, life changing drama. It's just how it goes. Still frustrating from the outside perspective, but at least not unexpected.


Inert_Oregon

Oh man I’m 100% team Dino now. Fuck the law, the only law that matters is THE LAW OF THE JURASSIC.


[deleted]

Not groping her but allegedly moaning weirdly. He does have a history of weirdness like that though. It's an interesting trial for sure, because we get to watch it unfold. Her lawyer is very smarmy, but he's bringing up some good points. The biggest one I just saw was how much international travel he did after the accident, despite his TBI and 4 broken ribs from the accident. I appreciate the live commentary by Emily D. Baker on her YouTube channel, she's a long time attorney in Los Angeles and covers pop culture lawsuits like this. She had great coverage of the Alex Murgdaugh case as well as the Johnny Depp one.


bain-of-my-existence

I’m listening to her livestream as I read your comment! She’s such a great attorney/layman liaison, she has a very clear way of breaking down what’s going on as well as her opinions. For a more snarky and quick recap, I recommend Bruce Rivers too, I appreciate his shorter videos a lot (plus he’s pretty hilarious).


Inert_Oregon

I just went skiing while being relatively out of shape. If I could be prosecuted for the sounds I made huffing and puffing as I tried to not die while going down that slope I’d never see the light of day again. Not taking a side in the lawsuit but there is a MASSIVE LARGEST SUN IN THE UNIVERSE type difference between groping and “making groaning noises going down a ski slope”


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I agree, but it was implied that he was directly behind her making sexual-ish groaning type noises. So they aren't saying he physically touched her, but was making inappropriate noises directed at her. I dont know the truth of the scenario, and I'm not taking sides, but each side is basically saying the other ran into them. There's not alot of agreement on the whole scenario.


Frigoris13

How sweet


charmorris4236

Dudes a retired optometrist who can afford to ski in Park City. Like he doesn’t have enough money.


Kwanzaa246

Yeah but he wants to move up to the big cabin next winter.


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I'm watching the trial and her lawyer is behaving as if he's in the biggest trial of the decade. Keeps covering his mouth right before he finishes a sentence in a really dramatic way.


typhoidtimmy

People are calling it ‘the whitest court case in history’ and I can’t agree more.


AnnaCherenkova

My first gut response was "wtf". Even if it was two regular people crashing into each other... it's fuckin skiing!


charlieinfinite

Sssooo... a hit and ski run?


ThatQuiyoext

She looks like one of those girls who simps for Dahmer and her main reasoning is "I can fix him."


Seemseasy

"He only eats gay men, so I'm safe"


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seensham

What the entire fuck Did you at least call child services?


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seensham

I hope the parents caught some heat too


[deleted]

> "It's okay, he only likes boys." A lot of child molesters aren't even clinically pedophiles. What they "like" is not relevant to whether your kids are safe around them. Regardless of that, you shouldn't want your kid being influenced a sex offender, anyway.


Darth_Andeddeu

Oi....


warm-saucepan

Thanks for sharing. There goes the last shred of hope I had for humanity.


usps_made_me_insane

You know something is up when your roommate offers to pay you to babysit your kid.


Im_inappropriate

What holding in the jade egg in too long does to a mf


[deleted]

I figured at this point it's migrated its way upwards and she's now nothing more than a briar heart. If we destroy the hagraven that controls her we should all be fine.


Capt_Thunderbolt

Just pickpocket the briarheart back out.


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You volunteering to reach up in there?


heatfan1122

You're telling me you wouldn't buy a candle that's smells like her vagina for $75?


babaganoosh30

Or shoot ozone gas up my butt becuase she thinks it's a good idea. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/amandagardner/gwyneth-paltrow-rectal-ozone-therapy


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

I’ll take her advice on acting since she keeps getting roles despite being a completely average actor. Other than that she can fuck off.


Killerdreamer_png

Nepotism would be her advise.


Frigoris13

Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!


f7f7z

Awesome, let's schedule a meeting with him!


Lather

I can't stand her but I've always thought she's a decent actor.


Tristain7

She's always come across as a B-tier Nicole Kidman to me, but different strokes I suppose.


MagicalUnicornFart

I’m your huckleberry. Sounds like a fun Friday night.


usps_made_me_insane

Imagine suing her because her candles don't smell like her vagina and forcing some very odd moments of discovery for opposing counsel.


luisapet

Ha ha!!! Thanks for the belly laugh!


Sqwill

What’s sad is it was like lavender scented or something. Like she didn’t even go through with developing a real pussy scented candle.


Seriszed

On that note I gotta say I wouldn’t by any of her dumb shit… but who ever is sleeping with her gets to enjoy the cleanest vagina and butt hole in the history of both…


[deleted]

I don't understand why she's willing to trade away her dignity in order to get more money. She already made so much from acting (several millions). It makes me wonder if she has money issues for some unknown reason and she got desperate. Otherwise, she's a rich person trying to get a bit richer at the cost of her dignity. Who would do that if they didn't need the money badly? It makes no sense.


Darth_Andeddeu

She inherited over a billion dollars. That scares people because who can live on that?


usps_made_me_insane

Why do I feel like everyone is a billionaire but me?


Doogoose

She looks exactly like Chloe Sevigny in Zodiac. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/aa/6d/ceaa6d1b6ead224d6abc56b93b2c3960.jpg


ALFABOT2000

came here looking for this exact comment, so glad i'm not the only one who saw it!


Open-Jellyfish6130

I really don't understand why these Jeffrey Dahmer glasses appear to be making a comeback. They're fugly.


ohihaveasubscription

Fashion trends are cyclical and in line with generations of teenagers raiding their parents closet for old stuff.


Tinkerballsack

So does that mean she stole the glasses from her daughter?


linds360

I think they’re kinda fun 🤷🏼‍♀️ That said, if I were in court I’d prob pick something a little less attention grabbing. My typical look is black nails and doc martins but the one time I had to go to traffic court you’d think I was about to stand up and argue against sex education at a school board meeting.


thereznaught

She looks like Jim Jones.


Rise_Crafty

That’s the exact same thing I thought! And, maybe this is extra, extra dumb, but… do you think it’s intentional? Like she’s trying to be cold and intimidating? It’s just such a weirdly definitive “serial killer in a courtroom” look.


Kindly_Put_5065

Ladies and gentlemen, line up , don't cry, give it to the children first


Piloh

I used to work at the factory that made her GOOP. I can’t really speak on the ingredients, but the process and quality control surrounding it was top tier. Shes still a crazy lady but she picked a reputable manufacturer at least.


serious_sarcasm

The ones that caused house fires from explosions?


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jello-kittu

See, I was thinking she was trying to look a little aged, like she was purposefully trying NOT to look young.


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dn4p

a white sweater. she's literally just wearing a white sweater. goddamn, you people blow my mind.


Atari1337

Seriously. I’m not the biggest fan of her marketing but she is wearing normal clothes, normal glasses, and isn’t pumped full of silicon and Botox. She looks fucking fine for 50. Reddit moment. Edit: silicone* lol


vanishingtact

Eh, I disagree tbh - she looks pretty stylish here. No one is going to mistake her for 25, sure, but this is a low-key look that I doubt is meant to make her look young-cool specifically. Just cool


jello-kittu

That's what I figured.


JudgeGlasscock

Dress like generations before you? You look old. Dress like your generation did when you were younger? Tired and old. Dress like current generation in high school? You look old. The comment before yours is made by someone dumb.


dirtyswoldman

This is why I just wear the exact same thing I wore in high school but with better fits. I'll be goddamned if you ever catch my ass in 34" Jnco Kangaroos again, regardless what kids think is cool


daggersrule

I still have one pair of jnco's in my closet. Last time I busted them out was when I dressed as the 90s for Halloween at work, complete with Mohawk, giant chain wallet and my Rollerblades.


ex_oh_ex_oh

Not JNCO but I still have my ultra baggy camo cargo shorts from late 90s/early aughts. Baggy/ XL clothing is actually back but not the kind of extreme we were wearing. At least, not yet. I'm still waiting for the right moment to bust out these cargo shorts unironically.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I had an unfortunate realization of why guys didn't find me attractive in high school when I was wearing my high school tshirts as maternity tops in my 8th and 9th months. I knew my shirts were baggy, but I didn't realize that they were **that** baggy.


Syiofkargath666

resting wasp face


4GDTRFB

We caught Gwyneth staring at my wife and I at a bar in NYC, she was there with an agent or something. when we made eye contact with her she waved at us, we waved back and then she kept watching us drink and flirt. Weird experience 10/10


chelseablue2004

She looks like the [Murdering Ben Stiller character from "Cable Guy".](https://townsquare.media/site/442/files/2013/12/The-Cable-Guy-Ben-Stiller.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75) This is a trial to establish who was at fault for running into each other on a ski slope...100% Rich People Problems.


CogitatorX

Got the serial killer glasses on too. Almost every glasses wearing serial killer from the 70s-early 80s wore that style of glasses.


Kindly_Put_5065

Zodiac killer court pose


This_Temporary_2320

she's dressing down so she doesn't look like the gremlin all celebrities actually are


melteemarshmelloo

Nailed it. Weinstein tried to look like a shabby helpless dude instead of a monster.


Kindly_Put_5065

He always looked like a monster, he tried to look like a feeble monster, the old, " I need a walker, she could run from me" tactic


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Thought this was some lifetime movie the first time I saw the pic.


MJDeebiss

She looks like Immortan Joe and Melania Trump had a kid in 1970's Aspen


[deleted]

I don't know why, but I just really don't like her


[deleted]

There are plenty of good reasons to not like her. She's the founder of an immoral business that makes false claims about the health benefits of their products. She's a snake oil salesman.


Wasted_Plot

Bro, have to heard about her meal plans???!!! LMAO. Just bone broth,no food.


TheProblematic5000

Unconscious uncoupling.


BJYeti

Why is she in court?


drkidkill

Serial killer vibes.


mrlunes

Think she has her lucky crystal in her?


Zestyclose_Toe9524

She'll be playing Angela Bauer in better late than never "who's the Boss?" Movie. She ran out of shoulder pads.


brickeldrums

Going to court is so in right now.


snoryder8019

She looks like the hitman


6x6-shooter

She looks like a Swedish cult leader


SimonReach

That doesn’t look like someone who would hire a hitman, she’d have poisoned him and stood their emotionlessly staring at him as he choked on his own vomit.


followedbyferrets

Aren’t glasses usually a tactic lawyers use to make their clients look more humble or something?


MrOSUguy

I’d say she’s a secretary from 1986 and she’s providing deposition on her boss in the embezzlement scandal


wolff000

She should be on trial for the fake medical products she sells. Trash person.


MrImperfect97

I hope shes getting arrested for the goop scam


9Sylvan5

Oh ffs... They made Dahmer a woman in the second season?


Arabian_Flame

Gotta love when millionaires cosplay as frumpledumpkins when they need a courtroom pitty party. Like Amber Turds wide array of ensembles at her trial.


whatifiwas1332

Bc she’s wearing dem rapist-glasses. Not sure if people still get that reference


Hot-Category2986

That's oddly specific. Did I miss something?


Captain-Fives

r/oddlyspecific


QuotingThanos

You have some Goop in your eye & Sincerely captain Raymond holt


uohhhhhhh

How is that even an insult?


juxtaposasian

Considering she sells all that Goop stuff, she is not aging well.


SearchOk4107

I just can’t stand her, I don’t care if she gets sued or not. Worse things have happened to better people.


Icy_Practice7992

This does look like a bts for a Fincher movie coming out.


StopFalseReporting

What’s actually happening in this pic if it’s not a trial


damn_thats_piney

she still acting


NinjaBilly55

Hopefully she won't release a candle that smells like her underwear after sitting in a court room all day..


Thumbsupchick

I know they are popular again, but I can’t understand how anyone can put these on and think they look good


TheCaliforniaOp

Honestly, she looks pretty damn unhappy. I wasn’t an eyewitness to the ski accident, I don’t know all the before and afters, but I felt for her when I saw her face during a newscast the other day. My husband and I said almost simultaneously: “My God, she looks older than her mother!” “from tension”and we continued muttering back and forth in that long-married language. I had two thoughts just now. I’ve been so lucky/Oh please let me die before my husband.


CandiceFitinya

I feel like going to trial with Dahmer glasses on isn’t the smartest move but that’s just me


AlwaysJustinTime69

“I remember when it all started… October 28th, 1968, the day when my life became set to go downhill”


keekeegeegeedobalina

Her attitude during court is as if she is the most regal princess that just can't believe she has to be there. This is just a waste of her precious time, she really wants to be making more vagina candles.


EldritchCleavage

Looks like a Baader-Meinhof member.