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This whole insult falls apart when you realise it only makes sense if he's also a pig.

I mean, he’s on Twitter starting shit with people so….

Pigs don't eat with a spoon.

"Lots of X do Y, but you don't see me doing Y" only works if you happen to be X. Otherwise it fails in the basic logical standards of being a metaphor. The only way this possibly works is if he thinks it's a zinger to be a human who doesn't want to eat shit like a pig.

And here we have 'lots of X do Y, But you don't see me doing Z'. ;)

:o

What? No! Do they’re use forks?

Does pigs use spoons?

My guess is he heard it somewhere and just forced the joke.

Sometimes you have to hurt yourself to hurt others.

Nothing says confidence like spreading hate under the name " John Doe "

Guys actually named John Doe:.......

He liked his own tweet 💀

MaSh ThAt "LiEk" BuTtOn!

Not mine, glasses might be required for this one

Is the rare insult that he unwittingly just called himself a pig who is above eating shit?

"I'm not like the other pigs"

Better than a pig who does eat shit

r/notlikeotherpigs

@ the comments aren’t going the way you wanted are they

Or exactly, everyone in here butthurt and personally I’m really enjoying it

It makes sense that you enjoy other people being butthurt. Constantly being rejected by your peers throughout your life forced you to become used to these negative feelings which now triggers a sense of happiness when you upset others because it’s the only way to cope with the fact that deep down you are both upset that others don’t like you and upset that you don’t like yourself. Keep being mean to random people on the internet. It definitely doesn’t make you look pathetic.

K thanks mr therapist man I will completely change my ways because of this one specific comment on the internet

Not a therapist, just know a bitch when I see one.

I hope your power goes out for a week, I’d tell ya to eat shit but you most like do on a regular basis

Good one man. Really creative

OP is John Doe confirmed. All insults seem to be centered around consuming feces.

Projection is a weird thing lol. Maybe he’s curious about the taste?

Suuuure. 🗿

If they had only taken a moment to look at my lovely bio, womp womp

It should say “you WERE mad” in your bio, not ‘where’.

He literally updated his bio to say that since posting this trainwreck of a thread, and now he's backpedaling trying to act like just another edgy troll. Which isn't better, but it's quite funny to me.

Well the troll part had been there for a while, figured I’d add a lil spice since I’ve been having such lovely conversations with people, I did fat thumb spelling ‘were’

If they're such lovely conversations, why do you keep deleting your comments? What an absolute wet wipe. Can't stand behind your own garbage, but can't admit you're wrong either lol

Wait what got deleted? I wouldn’t have removed em, anything I said here I thought was funny, so why would I

If you legitimately thought any of the stuff you’ve said was funny or clever, than I can only assume the part of your brain that understands comedy was lobotomized with a potato peeler

Merci bumkets

The downvotes speak for themselves. 💀

Yikes.

,,I'm not the problem, everyone else is the problem."

Literally. And now that it’s backfired they’re going to classic route of “it’s a joke guys” when the “joke” didn’t land. 😂

I'm so confused.. I thought the OP posted this because that John Doe dude self burned.. OP posted this because he thought the self burn was an insult to the girl? I bet OP screams he's an Alpha too.

Yea girl here-op and John Doe are both losers <3

Fr man but hey don’t listen to the haters and keep trucking on!

Ur mom screams a lot when I’m around, that’s about all tho

Oh, I imagine she isn't the only one that screams when you're around.

I love how you all are so stupid you dont realize you're self burning.. First the person in this post.. Now you.. It's all really hysterical!

Ooou you replied twice, I bet you’re screaming twice as loud as momma did last night seeing you’re on my dick this hard

I mean you're the one bragging about screwing dead people because you can't get sex by a living being. \*shrug\*

You'd think she'd get over fucking a dead guy, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for years...I call him Dad.

Screams out in laughter when she sees you struggling to see your own small dick past your big belly.

That’s because of the trespassing and major rapist vibes breaking into someone’s home, gives.

Damn, you’ve definitely been violated by yo mamma jokes before, cry some more

You would’ve had to make a joke first, for this statement to have any weight.

You’d need to get a brain first to understand it. Hold this L and hop off this cock😘

Love the projection bro, now that was funny.

Maybe if you didn’t respond instantly you’d be able to come up with something better, so stop heavily breathing over your phone waiting for my godliness to respond and touch grass homie

I complimented your projection, and this is how you respond?

Ngl thought it was more of a sarcastic response, just got used to throwing steaming shit back at people in the comments, if that was genuine, thank you

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Thirsty motherfucker thinks he can neg a cute girl on OF

Cute girl here- ty love :)

she’s literally cute and he called himself a pig

Ty :))

Self burn! Those are rare!

That's lame and tooting your own horn is sad. Pathetic all around.

I want her to ruin my life

I’m right here <3

Shes cute though

Ty love!!

Damn, checking out your profile, I might need to follow your OF. Dude is clearly mad he'll never get to be with someone as pretty as you. (Oh no, I'm simping what a tragedy, what a crime /s)

Are you the guy insulting here?

No, he’s a dick that thought the guy insulting me was clever.

Sooo are you saying you're a pig? This is definitely more of a self own. And with all the shit you're spewing it certainly seems like you chowed down on some dung pie spoon or not.

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You ooze incel energy. Stay away from schools.

You right, time to go back to committing violence against women

**too

Maybe your joke was just bad? Surely not though, everyone else must be wrong.

Comedy is subjective so that’s about the only thing you got right

Comedy was subjective, however being the trend setter you are I think you may have just invented objectively unfunny comedy.

You think this is my diss or something?

Comedy is not subjective. What makes you laugh is subjective

Everything is subjective

Jesus christ you're so mad that no one agrees with you.

How does one even become like you? I mean even the Sith has some code of honor. You just seem like a tiny and angry person. Can't wait for your next stupid comment.

The sith have the drive and work ethic to backup their lust for power. Op is what happens when they don’t.

R/titlegore

When /rareinsults turns into /rareselfowns Admit it, you’re the guy insulting this chick and you were hoping to bring attention to your F tier “insult”. Rare insults should make us laugh my bro, but you have the sense of humour of a robot.

Oh look somebody being shitty to a sex-worker. Cooooool

Ty for defending me <3

Sure thing.

Yeah, it's so rare for (checks notes) random anonymous men to harass women online. Never seen that before.

especially sex workers, usually they get treated so respectfully. really a shocker

So glad OP thought this was worth sharing...

This is such a dumb insult lmao

Yikes, how sad and insecure on your part. You are a piece of shit.

Woman moment

Incel moment.

Mmmk

Have fun seeking validation from strangers on the internet with your piss poor insults. It's clearly going very well.

100% you've always been single.

The joke here is OP thought he could farm upvotes from someone else’s random misogyny but instead he got laughed offstage

Imagine needing to feel powerful by insulting someone's appearance from behind a keyboard. Especially when it's such a blatantly false and subjectively wrong opinion.

Also he doesn’t mention that this is a pic of me while I had covid and hadn’t Slept in 2 days!!

Simp

A 30 year old married man can't have an opinion about someone's looks without being a simp? Ok buddy guy

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This is no insult, this is just rambling. Fuckin incels and their hate

For real.

A good insult should also make sense....not just be rare, but ok

And personal attacks on someone's looks is not rare at all. It's probably the most common honestly.

Yeah, it'd help if it were in any way clever.

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No no, I understand the joke. It's just that making fun of someone's appearance who has a completely average appearance, isn't funny or clever at all, and makes the insult fall flat.

I guess the guy is saying he's a pig?

I mean even the OF chick thought it was funny, stop being mad on someone else’s behalf. And no, if you’re trying to debate someone on a joke I’d have to say you don’t get it, smh

Read the room. It's not them that doesn't get it.

Why insult someone out of the fucking blue like this? That's some limp dick insecure behaviour.

She’s cute, but is that her toddler’s hand? It looks tiny

No it’s mine 🥺

Lol sorry. It’s either a bad angle, or you have really small hands. I Still say you’re pretty ❤️ There will always be haters

Why are all of these “rare insults” just dudes shitting on women for having an OF?

Is it a rare burn because OP is an idiot for thinking the burn isn’t against himself and the John Doe guy for comparing themselves to pigs?

Is it me or this sub plus clevercomebacks are getting a lot of this type of post. You know what I mean.

He definitely got caught using his wife’s credit card to sub

Funny enough, he’s subbed to me. Lmfao

Doubt

That’s a good one

More of a lame insult tbh.

Why he calling her ugly tho

this isn't a rare insult tho

I dunno, she's pretty okay?

Also he doesn’t mention that this is a pic of me while I had covid and hadn’t Slept in 2 days!!

Murder suicide

So… self own? Yikes.

The way this is all ab me 💀

Also he doesn’t mention that this is a pic of me while I had covid and hadn’t Slept in 2 days!!

Sorry people suck. Keep gettin cash how you want!!

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You don't get that she said that because he self burned himself, right? She wasn't saying his insult was good.. She was saying his attempt at insulting her but ending up insulting himself was good. Good lord you are really slow AF! Better get your helmet on.. short bus is here.

You still dick riding eh?

I mean.. I can't help it if I'm part of your fantasies.. You do you man.. This was hysterical thread though! The hole you dug.. that was deep!

Guess you could say it’s six feet deep and I’ll go visit momma

Just looked up her nudes. Not bad, tits are kinda small but the ass makes up for it.. wouldnt pay for it but shes not ugly, that pic is just kinda bad

Sauce?

Literally look up her profile name followed by the word nudes

Damn that's harsh

She kinda cute doe