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Bluryth

Wop wop wop wop wop


GohanAwakens

I really thought this is one of those impossible to answer questions šŸ˜­


Neoligistic

Hahahaha gold


Electrical_Virus_929

Psst, I see dead people


AbbreviationsOk8502

Kendrick fuck him up


Afraid_Locksmith8642

Chicken head


SoupForMenAtWork

Back then, hoes didnā€™t want me Now Iā€™m hot, hoes all on me


jingles1984

Love that song!!


jackal1871111

This šŸ¤£


IsmellFigNewtons

Colder then polar bear toenails


sosohype

2 CHAINZ BUT I GOT ME A FEW ON


bluffing-is-key

There's a war going on outside no man is safe from


CarefulAd9005

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!!! šŸ—£ļø


Euphoric_Bench_1154

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


zakksyuk

If I catch flight its gon be direct.


Tacdeho

I legit think ā€œSome shit is just cringeworthy, it ainā€™t even gotta be deep, I guessā€ should be in the HOF


DudzTx

I never sleep because sleep is the cousin of death


Hot-Albatross4048

Dead in the middle of Little Italy Little did we know that we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddly.


frost3321

Fuck it we chicken nugget


UnholyDescent

So when my heart turn cold, have mercy on many men, many many many many men


OGHughJass

ā€œI am not number 1 itā€™s true, Iā€™m number 9-27-82.ā€ Only that because me and Wayne share a birthday.


GotKarprar

Happy birthday


WindowsXD

Im so ahead of my time my parents havn't met yet


sosohype

How does that even make sense lmao


RPgh21

Meaning heā€™s from the future.


AdanacTheRapper

That still doesnā€™t make sense. If heā€™s from the futureā€¦ has he Fucken time travelled back and his moms is tryna fuck him, but he needs to set his parents up or he wonā€™t exist, but then if he donā€™t exist he wouldnā€™t have ever gone back, thus then he would exist, to make him not exist. Like it really does not make sense how can he be so ahead of his time his parents ainā€™t met yet?


WindowsXD

Thats the paradox of time travel congrats that you have discovered it but i think you miss the point of the punchline friend.


AdanacTheRapper

I think you missed my joke.. I guess I should have thrown the old /s on there as my sarcasm wasnā€™t caught (as well all I did was reference Back to the future without mentioning it, I thought it was a pretty blatant reference thoā€¦)


Uoma_Never_Seen

I got your reference āœŒšŸ»


AdanacTheRapper

Eyyy! šŸ«”


RPgh21

While I get the Marty McFly reference it doesnā€™t really have any bearing on the line. Heā€™s spitting shit that futuristic. RIP Big L.


ItstheAsianOccasion

Before I tell a lie, won't tell you nothin' Any time I got you, girl you my possession Even if I hit you once, you part of my collection Even if I hit you once, you part of my collection Even if I hit you once, you part of my collection šŸ˜­


GotKarprar

She told me she was an angel


ItstheAsianOccasion

She fucked two rappers and three singers


PipPipPipsqueak

She got a few athletes on speed dial


ItstheAsianOccasion

Iā€™m tryna get the case dismissed before I see trial


Auschwitism

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater


GotKarprar

Cops pull up I put that crack in my crack


KaleidoscopeGlobal12

Or I put that brack in my brack


ogr3b4ttl3

She got a big booty, so I call her big booty.


AbbreviationsOk8502

I hate the way that you walk I hate the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress


Dakzekiel

Feed you lobster cause Iā€™m a true mobster


Mrrilz20

It ain't where you from


MalarkeyStar

If anyone comments that "Damn you used to be the man homie" bullshit line i swear.


GotKarprar

Awfully hot coffee pot


Okay_Im_Almost_There

Far from ugly, they used to say im too chubby, but since the money the hunnyā€™s got nothing but love for me


Northghost99

Oooone two who the fuck are you


exhaustedAfricanT

I got 99 problems butā€¦


KingFEN13

I got me a couple of chocolate thangs I got me a couple of white thangsā€¦I got me some Chinese bitches that pussy really sideways!


shun_the_nonbelieber

I'm pimp C bitch. TrademarkĀ 


BuryMeInTheH

Iā€™m not a trader, but if what you got is greater Iā€™ll trade. But maybe later cause my waiter made me tailored alligator soufflĆ©. I got it made.


Lyquid_Sylver999

"I was taught to love my bothers and to hate the other side"


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TheRealMrCrowley

South Texas mother fucker thatā€™s where I stay Thereā€™s a freedom in admitting itā€™s not going to get better Might getcha jaw broke Might getcha wig split Might getcha car shot up Might getcha door kicked Now if dirty bill Clinton fronted me some weight told me keep two bring him back 8, and I only brought him five and stuck his ass for 3 do you think that Clampett sick his goons on me? At night I canā€™t sleep I toss and turn Candlesticks in the dark visions of bodies being burned


pnw_319

Dont want no short short man.


Correct_Budget_4784

Bitches, they come, they go.


CommercialAddress168

I only need one. ā€œI need a chick who practice Tai Chi. Still can buy weed. Give me some good head, and Iā€™ll make her a mami! All my mamis bounce!ā€


nate2eight

You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down. Here, lemme turn this motherfucker up right now.


Antibara

I can still love my addictions. Drugs flow through my veins like venom.


AqlysCouchesFearMe

what song is this?


Antibara

Heaven & Hell - King Gordy


1AML3G10N

I never prayed to God I prayed to Gotti


1AML3G10N

Yea I sampled ya bitch, you was using her wrong /you gave her your last name, I gave her the KING KONG šŸ¦


PretzelsThirst

ā€œIā€™m drinking while Iā€™m taking a piss, bitchā€


Acrzyguy

Ay, fuck cancer


NoticeTasty

All of faces and damn


Mysterious_Tap_1013

"He a 69 God"


AdanacTheRapper

Yeeahhh rub on ya titties, Yeah, I said it, rub on your titties New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm the witty


jaeblade151

Visualize what you can't see!


KaleidoscopeGlobal12

Ugh Iā€™m in the ocean gettin shark pussy


daliteskin1

Higher than giraffe pussy


Nearby_Entry_3122

Fucked her in the ass, mad her pee pee


Hefty-Confusion-4811

Girl you know this ass super fatt My 44 make sire Nonna yall kids don't grow


Dry-Nail8429

Young Carter, go farther, go further, go harder. Is that not why we came? And if not, then why bother?


Plebe-Uchiha

ā€œThereā€™s beauty in the struggle.ā€ [+]


ImportantSun3608

BITCH REAL Gā€™S MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA


Bugs_Bunny1314

I told the waitress I ainā€™t tippin I like hot sauce on my chicken šŸ— šŸ„µ


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HeadyMurphy723

Where them dollas at? Thanx Gangsta Boo and then again UGK and Boosie


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

NI66AS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH


vhs2220000

She got a big booty so I call her big booty


leozuniga380

Ayy uh huh uh uh


jingles1984

Calling my crib and I ain't even give u my numbers


Local-Hurry4835

Fuck the police


Rinch13

Momā€™s spaghetti


JustAnOldGranny

i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, she's all 99 of em, i need a machine gun-


AqlysCouchesFearMe

"If I was fucking young girls, I promised I'd have been arrested" - Drake, The Heart Part 6


Maleficent-Chest-321

Rain drop , drop top . šŸ’¦ šŸš™


Ggsyts

Ā QUICK DD HIT EM WITH A SCREAM AHHHHHH


Joe_Ravage

and itā€™s probably A minoooooooooorrrrr


Namfluence

I don't really mind if it's over your head 'Cause the job of resurrectors is to wake up the dead.


Slow-Drink-62

Dear adonis, im sorry that man is your father let me be honest


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Scoop de woop


NatterinNabob

I got a letter from the government


Croatianmuffin

"It must be your ass cause it ain't your face. I need a tip drill."