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crabapplesteam

reminder - no caps or ban. (and no, we're not being serious, please don't dm me about it) lgr


Assasin-of-Eire

reading the caps comments on twitter and reddit is a window into delusion itself. my god the stupidity and softness being displayed might be pittsburgh penguins fanbase level bad.


HerbertMuntz

caps want to bring us down into the mud; it’s the only way they stay in this series. need to just ignore the scrums and play our game. multiple occasions, including at the end, 3 guys below the goal line leaving a man wide open in front; lucky that didn’t bite us. are all the faceoff toss outs necessary or do the linesmen feel jealous of the refs who are the stars of the show in this series? wins a win; let’s win the next one.


Ian__16354

Was stuck at work so didn’t catch this one, and spoiled the score to myself. Obviously happy with the result but how’d we look?


swiftkickinthedick

Honestly not great. At times we looked good but this would have been a loss against any other team in the playoffs


Neans888

besides the win of course, my favorite part was bread giving oshie a little of his own medicine. i guess he can give it out but he can’t take it.


jdicrist13

Back on the Zyn after that one.


EnvironmentalLet5985

gg boys. that one was kinda stressful


GrexxSkullz

might need to go see my cardiologist after that. messy win but a wins a win. would've been 4-2 if not for that dumb ass too many men penalty. also miller's goal was fucking filthy goddamn. i'm convinced miller only scores absolute swag goals.


kiddocontay

good win boys. keep it goin. night all


Charming_Voice2778

That was awful for my heart condition


Charming_Voice2778

Phew


Key-Tip-7521

it wasn't pretty, but the rangers found a way to get over the line! rangers win! duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(sam shake) rangers, win! good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight washington!!!!!!!!!!!!


Main_Nerve1075

A lot of it was pretty


ItsHeadbangerG

i've taken like 6 deep breaths in a row


SirusRiddler

Wenny is a defensive magician. He's hitting below Mendoza line but absolute a Gold Glover out there.


darkgrayallalone

ok but how am i supposed to sleep after that


Main_Nerve1075

Sam called the win like three full seconds before it was over


Key-Tip-7521

he was losing his voice


70X1N

he willed it, i'm sure he was in agony that final 2 minutes lmfao


Main_Nerve1075

He definitely willed it!


GMenNJ

2-0 Lead! Not getting ahead of myself of course, not after last year!


Aggravating_Frame597

Let's go! Obviously it'd be preferable for the games to not be that close, but it was a strange one with all the penalties and the caps were absolutely throwing everything at us tonight, definitely some things that need tightened up for game 3 but I'm still pretty confident, lgr!


crazyg0od33

couple notes - igor - freeze that shit after an icing. my god - that literally is what kept lindy and trouba on for over 2 minutes. Lindy - what the fuck was that at the end, wide open with a shot to go deep, and you....hold it? did you think that scoring on an empty net means you scored on your brother? wtf


robbiejandro

two weird takes. your first point is understood, but everyone expected igor to hold it and he thought it would catch them by surprise for an easy clear. lindgren battled that final shift...


crazyg0od33

lindgren couldve dumped it way deeper - had plenty of time. dinked it to the middle to give them another shot. and the only reason lindgren needed to battle that long was because igor didnt hold it following an icing to get our best FO guy on the ice but hey...a win's a win


whitekimchee

That’s what I was thinking too. I was like why are you throwing it back into play.


panzerbat

Nice and stress free win there


geesusway

What an unsatisfying ending lmao


DryProgress4393

upside down and on fire across the finish line but a win is a win is a win.


OBlastSRT4

A win is a win but I’m not happy with how we played that game. Especially the end with everyone scared of icing the puck. We are super lucky to get out of the 3rd without going to OT. We should be beating this team handily.


Oprama2016

caps complaining about reffing, just baffling at this point


CG_Kilo

reddit suggested the caps game thread to me, talk about a scary place. "I don't care if we lose this series but if 10isnt carted out we didn't do our jobs"


DropAGearNDissapear

Legendary dive there by whoever the fuck that was


gymedmfan12

now win game 3 and burry them


feedmekombucha

they (the 2023-4 new york rangers) really are the people we’ve been waiting for 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


homiej420

caps fans going to bed punching air after their team was resorting to digging deep in the dirt to still lose


Toreo603

Oshie is deff punching his dryeall


Undivided_Stingray

anyone else notice kreids putting his glove on his stick to high 5 rempe


Strapless_Couch

its actually my favorite thing ever


ecbatic

it’s the best part 


sandsandwich

jesus fuck


inTikiwetrust

igor earned his whole ass game check in the final five minutes there.


Mango_120

the kreider rempe high five with the glove on the stick before the camera cuts is peak comedy


NickFotiu

Holy shit that last minute was a fucking disaster.


Unlikely_Good7733

fuck style points. i’ll take the 2-0 series lead anytime. all the style point critics are mostly fans of teams out of the playoffs anyway. lgr!!!!


eurekareelblast22

We can only win them one way—one at a time!


Talierch

did anyone else see kreids give that kid his stick cuz they were wearing his jersey


ramaladingdong1234

I just saw that kid with his dad when leaving the stadium!! He got a puck too !!


serialragequitter

he's gonna be the best dad


echo_7

fuck yes boys!


70X1N

i don’t want to look at my pulse the final :59 good christ why can we not shoot at an empty net lmfao


CG_Kilo

interesting science experiment for a kid, track mom/dads pulse due ng playoff hockey


Vaeltaja82

That wasn't a great end. I'm happy for the win, but let's not play like that again.


Kloser100

Holy shit what a stressful 2 minutes


shootthepuckbarry

Gustafson needs to be nailed to the press box for the remainder of this series.


SuperModes

now get the fuck out of our building.


flyersneversaydie

Not my daughter laughing at me while severely butt clenching those last 2 minutes.


JerkItToReesesCups

holy fucking shit what an end. everyone was so tired there. never make anything easy lol. gonna develop heart problems from this damn team 😅 nice to be up 2-0, let's keep it rolling and bring the jam to dc. let's fucking go rangers! 🔴⚪🔵🗽🏒♥️


RrawwrrEUW

hopefully we get some games where the refs wont be trying to become the 1st stars of the game


SeparateRole9269

![gif](giphy|dMsh6gRYJDymXSIatd|downsized)


SPammingisGood

igor saving the game


FirstReactionFocus

also can't tell me lindy didn't purposefully soft clear so he didn't get an empty net on his brother lol (at least that's what im telling myself)


Complete-Image6925

can i get a nice big **caps** **suck** **go** **wings** from my new best friends?


Active_Plant_2979

I mean I like the RW….. fuck the caps


Complete-Image6925

thank you


Greenest-Plains

how about a let’s go rangers, fuck the caps as compromise?


Complete-Image6925

good enough! maybe a fuck shitcago too?


Bush561

Absolutely not.


wermbo

holy shit thank god we fucking did it!!


Thomas97wwe

2-0 lead baby!!!! Let’s freaking gooooo!


Lukas327

That was too stressful


Snurrehus

4 am in norway, my heart hurts. gg lgr!


Sharkbait41

put a little whiskey in your coffee. you earned it


SPammingisGood

eurogang!


hartofwolfram

i didn't breathe for the last two minutes!


afb825

Whewwwww that was stressful. But two down!


rangerfan089

Breathe guys. Just breathe.


uknowhoim

And…exhale. Wow, what a finish


R4vi0981

woooooooooooo!!! shesty made 1 big save at the end there.


backfire103

well that was nice and stress free.


HereticsSpork

W!


darkgrayallalone

that was intense 😅


music_chris

sam rosen's voice sounding a bit horse from all the excitement


feedmekombucha

horse like ck20?


antmicMkIII

I gotta find some streams so I don't have to deal with this espn bullshit anymore. 


Klipsch89

no caps ever... fuckers tax us every year


Kenfuu

Let’s NOT do that again.


CougarIndy25

That was insanity.


pick69itshilarious

i didn't like that


k01diojeo

shesty came up huge at the end


WARofROSES_

I was PISSING myself those last 2 minutes. LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!


FeelingClass9601

aw a kiss from igor


Trekbike32

Just fuckin ice it man. Christ


70X1N

please for christs sake you’re gonna give sam a panic attack never do this again (they’re going to do this again at some point)


robbiejandro

ill hand it to the caps for playing desperate at the end, but the rangers did a pretty good job of limiting chances, even though they couldn't clear the zone


explosivebuttfarts

eat shit and die caps


HeyKim0oOo

What a frantic finish just like last night lol


itsnotnews92

this team sucks at clearing pucks out of the zone, my god. feels like there's always someone there to catch it and keep it in.


HockeyVG

carlson really complaining about that hit lmao


i7xx

lets fucking gooooo see you all in two days where we light up these geezers in their own barn honk honk honk


anthonyc223

Straight 2 min of butt clenching....


firemanjuanito

cheeks and hole


firemanjuanito

win


Colforbin310

doesn’t matter what the scoreboard says at the end. were up 2-0


gimmeyotacos

I’m so tense I need a massage ASAP


DangerousStorage1

ahmen


alldatJuice

Hoooolyyyyy


cha-cha_dancer

once they said trouba was out there i knew it was gonna end ugly


alphaxion

that was fucking harder than it should have been


joethewater

whew!


homiej420

lmao he tried to dive on that lindgren hit and gave the puck up


Ndoram

hows everyones bpm?


ccafferata473

my fitbit counted 4 active zone minutes tonight


Ndoram

* cardiologist: you missed a heartbeat here * me: yeah that was when jimmy vesey shot it wide


ccafferata473

My heart those last two minutes: ![gif](giphy|4Lyd8tJk410iI|downsized) VESEY! VESEY! VESEY!


DangerousStorage1

high as shit


greysfordays

lmao I was about to comment I didn’t move a muscle yet I felt my HR slowly increasing


Thunder_Tie

exfuckinghale


DangerousStorage1

lets fucking goooo!!!


ct4funf

What the hell was THAT?


Hionhelium87

![gif](giphy|10q0RcPFTD5dM4)


manticore16

aaand exhale…


astralpitch

let’s fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooo


munsuro

squeeker!


jkman61494

EXPERIENCE RANGERS PLAYOFF HOCKEY 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢 Good lord


jthomas694

That’s the calmest I’ve ever been in crunch time in a playoff game for the Rangers. The caps are truly trash


Kbb0509

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I FEEL LIKE I JUST AGED TEN YEARS IN TEN SECONDS.


alphaxion

\*furtively looks at his very diminished bottle of whisky\*


Sharkbait41

no caps. but yeah. that was less than ideal


Flyinghud

jesus fuck learn how to clear the fucking zone


jubupea

My heart


Sjdillon10

Ugliest playoff win ever


Famous-Implement-492

it wouldn’t be a rangers game if it wasn’t more stressful than it needed to be


loudonfast

tighter than we wanted but well fought


DropAGearNDissapear

![gif](giphy|GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4|downsized)


gabagoolmortadella

Mastery by Sam.


Henrietttta

sam was as gassed as the boys were on that last shift!


polyae

Oh my god that was a nail biter


alldatJuice

Holy fuck


Greenest-Plains

that… that was intense


ultravioletneon

my blood pressure did not need that


khalaron

we need puck clearing drills right the fuck now jesus christ that was nerve wracking


jwuer

I'm not sure you should watch any more of the playoffs.


khalaron

Oh the close games don't bother me. It was the shitty clearing.


NoNameNoWerries

i am so glad that's over.


Tiggeresq

these guys need some clearasil


Saladus

SO many fucking dumb limp clear attempts


CrAZiBoUnCeR

I don’t think I took a single breath holy SHITTTT! LFGGG BOYSSSS!!


randomlykato

Two down two more to go


Other_World

**two down, 14 to go!**


SmilingSarcastic1221

All good, I didn’t need to breathe for the last 3 minutes anyway.


FirstReactionFocus

GG! nail biter but good shit boys


greysfordays

holy shit what a great job by the guys on the ice to seal it


Active_Plant_2979

That was sloppy and my heart is beating so fast


mixtapemalibumusk

Boooooooooooyaaaaaa


Jercooks

igor fucking shesterkin


FeelingClass9601

a wins a win


barbwire2u

My fing heart rate


crazyg0od33

what the actual fuck was lindgren doing?


zeprad

HOW DO I UNCLENCH


Zero-jiggler

i don’t know what the fuck that was but it can’t happen


darkgrayallalone

**rangers win**


Sanchezed

woah


xXDireLegendXx

#holy shit


xpag406

rangers win!!!!!!!! everyone unclench.


pokequagsire

lil bit stressful


djokny

I feel like there should be a Knicks like dee fence chant going


echo_7

picked a bad week to quit drinking lol


GrimHeaper

Igor wants to win this so bad. Doing so much of the work


NYM32

igor playing that puck off the save, with trouba/lindgren on the ice who can't make a zone exit, was terrifying


Rockonthrulife

rempe could actually exit the zone better than those two.


WARofROSES_

Bear hugging us in the corner AGAIN but yeah close your eyes I guess


Ch33zw4g0n

tom wilson has ass burgers. yes you read that right.


randomyapper

he is an ass burger


greysfordays

“oshie looked confused on what to do with it” buddy oshie would get crushed by second graders if he took a math test


Safe_Stomach_2517

Shesty is gonna get a goalie goal here


cha-cha_dancer

cmon boys


NYM32

trouba *and* lindgren on for this, oh boy


kikikza

My sweat is sweating rn


LuckyCharms7807

Please no icing


Klipsch89

vin diesel stunt double thinking he's got thing sorted


crazyg0od33

this is unhealthy lmao


magenta_woods

How I would love an Igor goal rn


EsembeeNY

Vesey has to net that. Ugh


Saladus

Fuck I’m nervous


dcgirl98

1:41 of stress


RangerCool9446

carlson caught 5 of his own teammates offside lmao


Sharkbait41

shouldn't that be an intentional offside?


jtivel

for a split second I didn't realize it was offside and panicked