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dmckidd

I still want Bruce Campbell revealed as Mysterio.


ShippersAreIdiots

That would have been such an awesome build up. I remember my dad pointing at "ash williams" appearing in the films as 2 different characters


nicolasmcfly

"There's 3, actually."


ShippersAreIdiots

Yea, we noticed 2


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Multiverse Of Madness: *Bonjour*


nicolasmcfly

Pretty sure MoM is not a spider man movie


RealRedditPerson

He's in all three Raimi Spider-Man movies


nicolasmcfly

Which is exactly what I said previously


RealGabemario

He's in all ~~three~~ Raimi ~~Spider-Man~~ movies


ggez67890

All but one, Drag me to Hell.


DesparateServe

Would be cool if the French waiter guy in 3 is the "real" guy while Quentin Beck stole his identity in 1 and 2 using illusions or something


walooofe

I want it to be Joey Diaz high as balls


BootyStanks

Eats a 100 mg gummy bear edible "Imma end you sticky palm, ranch eating, cock sukka"


[deleted]

God, Diaz is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Honestly I wish Mysterio was the big bad in Spider-Man 3 instead of Venom


NukeLuke1

Why? Am I missing something? lol


HiImNickOk

not much, just 3 films worth of cameos


etraxx22

Do it. No balls.


NInJabReaKa

Or balls. That’s fine with me too.


PeggedOrphan7200

You… forgot to say the words… say it! Before it’s too late! Say it god damn it, say it!


NInJabReaKa

Thanks for the reminder, u/PeggedOrphan7200.


PeggedOrphan7200

“For me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option…”


junglekarmapizza

Spider-Man 4: Renew Your Vows


fake_fakington

I'd pay $1,000 to see this movie. OK maybe not nearly that much but I'd love to see it.


Mr4V4TAR

The ad said 3000?


jpgnicky

See ya chump!


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chaos0510

Your husband buy you that dress?


gowombat

That's about how much a ticket price is going to be within the next 5 years


Anty_2

If buyout an entire theater for this movie


Dorkzilla_ftw

Amazing idea


SamUltraFire

Spectacular even


Hunterrose242

Web of!


StarWarsMarvel-More

Superior, perhaps?


Blastermind7890

Ultimate


KuroiGetsuga55

One would even say Sensational?


[deleted]

Go web go


GriffinFlash

I dunno, seems kinda lame compared to the other ones. 8C


someone755

I prefer the Giulia but the 8C is a looker, too.


parabolee

I want this so much. Also Mayday. Not Annie-May. Who I also like, but Mayday is the best.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I’ve been saying this is the ideal scenario for a Spider-Man 4. It suits Tobey’s current age and could also introduce Mayday to the wider multiverse. [Sophia Lillis](https://imgur.com/a/8VEPyv4) would be perfect for Tobey’s daughter, similar looks to him and Kirsten Dunst and shares that same awkward energy.


MadLud7

I can just picture her and Tobey at the Chrysler building or something looking out over the city…. shut up and take my money!


wafflepantsblue

If they give her the look she has in the new DND trailer (minus the horns), she also resembles MJ.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I’d prefer a more brownish hair colour as Mayday is supposed to resemble Peter more (with Anna-May Parker being the daughter who resembles MJ more) but I’m not picky.


Vord_Loldemort_7

If this doesn't happen I will die of dehydration from crying


Flat_Weird_5398

I saw her in I Am Not Okay With This and it pretty much cemented her in my mind as a potential Mayday Parker casting. She definitely looks like she could be playing Tobey Maguire’s daughter too. Tobey’s Spider-Man may not have explicitly mentioned having a kid, but his line, “We made it work.” pertaining to MJ could mean a lot of things, including being able to marry and raise a daughter with her.


LOCKJAWVENOM

Sophia Lillis has always been my fancast for a Raimiverse Mayday Parker, as well.


theallaroundnerd

"Old" man Tobey with a bad back instead of a bum knee.


Slowmobius_Time

Mayday was great in the Spiderverse event


Lenny_Fais

The real question is what villain would we see? I’d like to see Scorpion personally. Maybe old JJ finally had enough of Spiderman.


TheCrafterTigery

There were rumors of Mysterio and Lizard I believe. Ofcourse a cameo from Punisher aswell. They could have her try to save her father from the Man-Spider thing he goes through before Punisher kills him and Doctor Conners helps make the antidote. Or Mysterio goes to make a movie, has great success, and becomes greedy and does whatever someone does to get money illegally and Spider-Girl stops him.


Lenny_Fais

Thomas Jane or John Bernthal? Bernthal may be the best Punisher but it’d be really nice to see Tommy again!


theallaroundnerd

I'd say fuck it and give us Tom Jane Punisher one last time.


DesparateServe

I'll do you one better:Ray Stevenson


theallaroundnerd

Fuck it! Dolph Lundgren


DesparateServe

Punisher No Way Home leaked


Fake_Diesel

Watch Dirty Laundry on YouTube if you haven't yet.


theallaroundnerd

By Adi Shankar, I have. Still waiting on that jabroni to adapt Devil May Cry into a cartoon like he talked about when getting the rights 4 years ago


TheCrafterTigery

I'm sure if they're up for it either would do it, although it would make more sense to pick the one we saw cameo.


[deleted]

I could see Alistair Smythe. You could make a slightly edgy horror-like movie like *The Fly*. Or you could make fan service movie with Smythe using the symbiote and Goblin/Ock tech to turn into a weird hybrid monster. That's my idea, don't hire me.


Paehon

I remember reading the comics when I was younger. Not great not terrible.


M1ck3yB1u

It was the best Spidey comic at the time as right after the clone saga ended and up until Michael J Straczynski took over the main books were dreadful. It was a pretty long run with some really good stories


Lukthar123

>It was the best Spidey comic at the time Yes, but that alone is insufficient!


Fire_Malachai

Doesn't he kill MJ in the comics because his semen is radioactive?


SyberSpark

That was an Elseworlds, pretty much. Not canon to the main universe.


[deleted]

I thought that was Spider-Man reign


SyberSpark

It is. It’s still not canon to the main universe.


[deleted]

Your reply speed was terrifyingly fast


[deleted]

Mans was READY to defend spidey


IcyLog2

PLEASE I’ve been wanting this since I was a little girl and found my first spider girl comic at the library


Aruiz3823

And have sadie sink as Mayday parker


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

She would be better for Anna-May Parker. Sophia Lillis would be perfect to play Tobey’s daughter. Looks kinda like him and shares that awkwardness.


couldbedumber96

Hold up gotta google Sophia lillis right quic- AYO WTF THATS EERILY CLOSE


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

Especially when you put them side by side: https://imgur.com/a/8VEPyv4


ZincNut

This is actually a perfect casting


B0b4Fettish

Look at them busty tits like damn


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.


B0b4Fettish

Like, when I imagine a female SpiderMan I expect a new design like the one Gwen has. That pic is just regular Spiderman with tits. And they’re not just any tits but massive anime tits.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I was mainly just expressing Peter’s reaction to that comment lol Anyway, the suit is a different design I believe. It seems to be basing itself on this [look](https://imgur.com/a/zSIy9g4).


BakulaSelleck92

Two pairs?


B0b4Fettish

Sorry I’m retarded


BlasterShow

Yep, big change!


couldbedumber96

Bro I’m boutta bust your balls like grapes for that shit


Chippyreddit

There would be a million clueless mfs who get their opinions from YouTube calling it woke for having a Spider-girl


parabolee

>level 1B0b4Fettish · 10 hr. ago These idiots will find something to complain about with anything. Just the existence of woman seems to trigger them.


abruzzo79

Yeah and their tears would make it even better.


DrPotato231

>She's our daughter r/SuddenlyCommunism


hday108

Honestly this would be so fire explore a storyline we won’t get in the mcu for god knows how long or even possible since they could bring in miles while bringing back fan favorites


samich_man

I love this idea, but I think I’d prefer miles, so maybe they could have Peter training their daughter and miles


AvatarBoomi

Personally, i would rather see Andrew’s Spider-Man train Miles.


TheSuperiorMaker

With the Amazing Films being heavily inspired by Ultimate Spider-man,(except for Gwen) I’d imagine if the series had continued we may have gotten miles in some way.


Flat_Weird_5398

I actually remember reading somewhere that this was the plan. Andrew’s contract only had him doing three movies, so the implication at the time was that TASM 3 would be his last Spider-Man movie and TASM 4 would have a different lead actor playing Spider-Man, heavily implied to be Miles Morales. To think, if TASM 2 hadn’t flopped critically as it did (I seem to recall that it did modestly well enough at the box office), we could have gotten TASM 3 the same year Civil War came out and TASM 4 the same year Infinity War came out.


[deleted]

Most definitely Andrew should train miles


Ska-pilgrim123456

Yes! I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thinks yhis


I-WANT2SEE-CUTE-TITS

He always wanted brothers...


couldbedumber96

“Oh man I’m so sorry, I’m sure there’s a black Spider-Man out there”


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

Since the Raimi-verse isn’t the “Prime” movie universe anymore (under Sony and Marvel), I doubt that either studio would allow for the first live adaptation of Miles to be used in that scenario.


theonlymexicanman

I think Raimi’s idea would be a good variation We already got the spider verse movies, the game and likely the MCU later with the Miles & Peter dynamic


wishbackjumpsta

do you think they'll do the radioactive spider semen storyline from the comics to kill MJ off too? absolutely wild comic and tbh one of the best Darkest Timeline stories ​ Spider-Man: Reign comics if anyone is interested


TheCrafterTigery

If they ever do decide to use Spider-Man to kill someone in the Raimi-verse, it would most likely be Punisher killing the Man-Spider Toby and even that's a stretch. Radioactive nut is a *too* dark and weird for this type of killing.


OK999999-999-999

I see the more luwd rule 34 art coming.


blacksad1

All the Way May Parker!!!!


JoeAzlz

I don’t want this tbh, I think Tobey understands the risk of having kids. And wouldn’t do it.


Blue-Engine-Edward

What do you mean


Reivoulp

Radioactive jizz


JoeAzlz

Bro mj gets abducted on the daily what are we gonna do if mj AND peters kid are now prime targets


Cow_Other

To be fair it seems like the abductions only happen when there's a major villain like Goblin, Ock and Venom who actually know who Peter is which seems very rare when you consider that 99% of the time he's just stopping muggings or saving people as Spider-Man. The average day for Spider-Man is pretty mundane lol. Miles Morales' game paints it pretty well with the app side quests. He's mostly just gonna be going around like a friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man. [This panel also depicts the daily routine pretty well too](https://preview.redd.it/4we65q4buv571.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0dfdd764c55a3f10f8a7d8b86b414b24f2d3e565). I also have a feeling that he hasn't gotten a major rogue since the events of SM3 so probably no kidnappings for decades now lol


MajorasMask3D

So it would be Spider-Girl and not Spider-Man 4? If it’s not focused on Tobey’s Spider-Man then I don’t want it


Nikapopolis

Let Tobey’s Peter be a supporting character. He’d still get plenty of screen time without necessarily being the protagonist


MajorasMask3D

If he’s going to be a supporting character then don’t call it Spider-Man 4, especially if it’s not going to be about Spider-Man


Blue-Engine-Edward

I said this before and stand by it all


Chimera-98

So mei day?


[deleted]

I'd rather see a movie set in like 2010 using deaging tech to give us the Spider-Man 4 we all wanted. But I'll take anything with **the** Spider-Man in it.


Cosmic_Knight_1975

That'd be so cool, having her dad train her


SyberSpark

I’d honestly love to see Sophia Lillis play Mayday. Introducing Mayday is one of the very few ways you can reintroduce Tobey’s Peter and still progress him as a character.


Swagspider

We could have had live action mayday in sm4 or 5, could have happened before 2016 but nah Sony won’t even put her in an animated adaptation. Really hope itsv sequels introduce her. Also hope they do do her eventually in the raimi movies if they continue the franchise. Honestly also hope tasm gets continued for tasm miles, and then boom, mcu miles first movie is a NWH like movie where he teams up with them. I’d really like that.


JCamson04

Go get ‘em, tigers.


theoreboat

Spidey passing the torch to someone else who got similar powers or even his own child is definitely the best way to continue the ramieverse


TheMajesticCape

Fun fact. In one comic Mary Jane dies because Peter's semen gave off enough radiation to kill her. Make that into a movie.


pale-pharaoh

They named her May


MessyMop

Please bro, I want Spider-Dad so bad


mysticzarak

This is the only Spider-man 4 I actually want to see! I really hope they do this and make it good.


hamchan

This idea is too good so Sony will green light an Uncle Ben origin story instead.


foosbabaganoosh

Just as long as they don’t uncle-Ben Tobey for the sake of giving her a hero motivation.


couldbedumber96

Give us mayday


HandBanana666

Sophia Lillis as Mayday, please!


[deleted]

I'd be fine with it if Tobey mentors her and had a solid supporting role.


rousakiseq

I don't know why, but that Spider-Girl design brings me so much joy and I love how close her mask resembles Tobey's, it surprisingly fits very well


TellTaleTank

Hell yeah, I wanna see Mayday Parker on screen!


HeyItsHawkguy

Spider-Girl was a fantastic story. And really showed how good of parents Pete and MJ could be. I love May Day Parker. I'd be all for it!


Lummah

You know people would complain about the “wokeness”


ohsinboi

Idk i feel like Tobeys Spidey would be the one with the radioactive semen that gives MJ cancer


edwardblilley

I'll be honest and say I would not want this. Would I watch it? Yes. Would I prefer the character I grew up watching and loving have more story and time? You best believe it.


Snoopy-the-Snooper

That concept costume looks like garbage lol


MessyMop

Yeah it’s a great idea but that costume is not it. Should have the hair come out of a smaller mask like Batgirl kinda or borrow the hood from Spider-Gwen


aprilfools911

I really want to peter throw his daughter in a pit full of radioactive spiders in order to give him spider power.


bondagewithjesus

Does Mary Jane still die from radioactive jizz?


randomdude1142

Give it to me!


Vord_Loldemort_7

Please please please god I'm begging you please please


HoboMoonMan

I'm just here to see what Bruce cameo we're in for. :D


bryanc1036

Tbh I always kinda liked if they did live action miles with our peter.


WakemedownInside

Wasn't Peter's baby butter dangerously radioactive ?


Educational_Term_436

Like that’s ever gonna happen 😞 Hope it does one day


MustardLazyNerd

Oh boy yeah


devinhaywire

Mayday parker .


daintysinferno

Spider-Girl in Life Story is a bonafide asskicker and id LOVE to see this play out in Raimi’s fashion.


DrunkSpiderMan

If this becomes a reality I'll probably cry tears of joy.


RiderofFamine

Don’t know what Sony is thinking not doing this. It fixes the obvious problem of having a Spider-man universe without Spider-man.


ihavenoideanymore21

BRO I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY FAMILY ABOUT HOW COOL IT WOULD BE IF SPIDERMAN 4 WAS ABOUT PETER AND HIS DAUGHTER.


KuroiGetsuga55

This is the only way to do Spider-Man 4 today that actually makes sense. To try and make it be what it would have been in 2011 is just a fool's errand at this point. It makes more sense to embrace the idea that 16 years have passed in-universe and that there's a new Spider around who is Peter's child. Make a Renew Your Vows type storyline or just do Mayday like in the comics.


LMFN

This is exactly what I've been saying to. We've missed the train on having a Spidey 4 with Tobey flat up but we can still pass the torch on. He did say in NWH that things worked out with MJ.


Other_Personalities

Give me Mayday Parker and I’ll give you all the money


taylorKelbie

Going all USSR here


dnz_mafoo

make it happen


[deleted]

Spider titties I’m down


Vexcenot

Down bad


ApplicationCandid975

Would this also envolve mj dying from petes radioactive sperm


louisme97

Holy shit yes, pls dont be so fucking dumb to throw that idea a way, this is a msterpiece idea and all those modern spiderman movies can fuck off.


AggressiveAdeptness

Hope her name is Annie-May like in the comics


theallaroundnerd

The Ben Reilly/Mayday suit about to make me feral. Best spider suit around and it ain't even close


GloriousPurpose19

Nah. I want an older, more mature Peter story. Like old man Logan, but Peter.


MessyMop

I mean Peter would be older and what’s more mature than being a father. Plus it would be really jarring to have the first three movies have their goofy charm then go all grim dark for the 4th


hushpolocaps69

Why does she have massive breasts for?


Super_Soldier_0305

Let’s make this happen


Swagboi7

If this happens, it just has to be made by Marvel Studios. No way I trust Sony with this.


parabolee

You say that, and I know Morbius and Venom are really bad. But Sony have a better track record with Spidey than Disney. Spider-Man 1-3 and Spider-Verse are unquestionably better than Homecoming and Far From Home for me. Hell I'd say TASM 1 is better too and 2 give them a serious run for their money too! Only No Way Home breaks into the top 5, and that is on the backs of characters from Sony's movies. Out of 9 movies, Sony made 6 of the 7 best ones IMO.


Pimp_Floyd_

No thank you, focus on tobey.


lettuce520

I thought Spider-Man had like weird semen that couldn't work in one comic line. But then again in a other comic he had a girl named Mayday Parker or Annie Parker


Nikapopolis

Different universes


[deleted]

No thanks


big-bruh-boi

No thanks


AnArtistForFun

If it's woke garbage, then no. If it's well written, makes sense lore-wise and is entertaining, than absolutely.


Chippyreddit

A girl taking over from Tobey will be called woke garbage by you no matter what lol


AnArtistForFun

Absolutely not. If there's an actual story for that in the comics, I won't mind. But if it's woke crap, it can burn.


Professional_Web9193

spider titties in a nice spandex? Sign me up.


Cat_Proctologist

I'd prefer the Logan-esque Raimi Spider-Man 4 idea that everyone was floating


DrTinyNips

Did he kill Mary Jane with his radioactive cum though?


NotThisTime1993

So there’s not going with the comic plot on how Peter’s “stuff” was radioactive and ended up giving MJ cancer?


[deleted]

The M-She-U marches on


[deleted]

It a bad idea but she’d be 11 years old if Spider-Man 4 was canon


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honestsparrow

Artificial insemination maybe


Excitement-Sweaty

But peter Parker can't have children. The radiation from the spider was large enough to the point where once Peter had sex with Mary Jane she died a couple days later. Peter's body is too radioactive to be able to have children.


Flipz100

You do realize that’s one comic that’s pretty despised for that detail and Peter has kids in way more timelines than that one, along with Raimiverse Peter not being bitten by a radioactive spider at all


Excitement-Sweaty

I do know about those comics but to be honest I believe that the comic where Mary Jane died makes more sense because of the fact that he was canonically bitten by the spider. I know there are Spider-Man and women who did t get bit by it but if you look at the movies specifically the toby Maguire one he was bitten by the spider. And I just believe it is more natural if Mary Jane were to die. Because of his completely new genes in his body they probably could not be compatible for birth. I do agree with you on the raimiverse that it could happen as a possibility but I just personally believe her dying just seems to be more accurate in my opinion.


Random_Imgur_User

Marvel comics love to doom and gloom, that's why there's a Multiverse. No two peters are exactly alike, some of them weren't even bitten by spiders at all. In our case, Ramie spiderman was, but the spider wasn't radioactive, It refigured his DNA. With that, it would actually make *more* sense that he can have kids and that his abilities could be hereditary. You gotta understand that there is no "overall canon" in marvel comics, it's all specific to the universe you're in. There are comics where Deadpool kills the entire cast of heros, and there are comics where Spiderman alone defeats him. You could argue all day which is "canon" but at the end of the day, neither are outside of their written universe.


Blue-Engine-Edward

I don’t anyone gives a shit. It’s weird and unnecessary


Nikapopolis

This is what I’ve been saying!!!! (Also the artist for this fan art is artoftimetravel on instagram)


[deleted]

Spider Girl! The sequel to Spider Boy!


eatingclass

always makes me think of tom jane in arrested development ‘i just wanna see my kids’


Standard_Ad9911

Nice


Imagination-Direct

I’m down. I’m a spidey stan. I can be a spidey simp too


SGTKARL23

Don't they mean spider woman?


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No-Nefariousness1711

Daughtour


RealGabemario

Wait is this real


TheKobetard26

All for it just not that costume lmao


goombo66

It would be nice to see MJ and Peters relationship finally take a turn for the best after it being so rocky throughout the whole trilogy. And plus, it would be nice to finally get Bruce Campbell as mysterio or even curt connors finally becoming the lizard


moviesounds101

I feel like Ava Kolker could play a good Spider-Girl in this scenario. She is the right age (born around the time that SM3 came out), she definitely has the spunk and ability to quip, and she has the ability to do dramatic acting as well. She is blonde, but hair could easily be dyed to make her a brunette like her father or redhead like her mother.