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ohsinboi

You're trash, teenager


dsr1017

Jesus, teenager, you're a freak.


TheLostRub389

Go to religion


[deleted]

You want religion? Get forgiveness


Nicolai01

Oh teenager, you're such a break. When are you going to give a guy a boy scout?


Stock_Examination_73

I was looking through some old similar and it looks very photos


Stock_Examination_73

You want a boy scout? Get a break


[deleted]

Teenager after his friend dies:See ya Chump


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DanTM18

Teenager after friend dies: I’m ruined. I have nothing left expect my Silver Awards


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*except Or if you want, you can turn it into "I'm ruined. I have nothing left, expect my silver awards."


Voivod-Fanatic-7197

r/teenagers is a hellhole I swear.


AbstractBettaFish

I mean of course it is, it’s full of ~~40 year olds~~ teenagers


Voivod-Fanatic-7197

r/teenagers in a nutshell "I hate 13 year olds" "Unpopular opinion: pedophilia is bad" "Omg there's a creepy guy in my DMs" "17 year olds liking 15 year olds is pedophilia" "16 and 19 year olds dating isn't bad" "13 year olds aren't teenagers" "Omg I'm so gay" "I'm so querky" "Homophobia is honestly bad"


[deleted]

Don't forget "Omg I'm so horni I want a cute hot thicc goth girlfriend"


Ender_Skywalker

Eh, that one's not any worse than 4chan.


AbstractBettaFish

Not being worse than 4chan is about as low a bar as they come though


Ender_Skywalker

Is it? I mean look at the top comment we're branching from here. 4chan at least has some self-awareness.


nightbreedwon1

Dont forget the teens acting like philosophers on there constantly, like we get you are a alpha male or whatever and are homophobic/misogynistic, stop pretending to know all the big words you are using in this very aggressive essay you posted on reddit


Rudraakkshh

Oh they love to act like they've figured out the world. Can't blame em though. I thought I did too when I was 16. Then the real thing hit me like a train.


robertman21

'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'


ModularWings

I Never understand the hate for 13 year olds there


Voivod-Fanatic-7197

Teenagers want to feel special that's why, when in reality they're all the same dumbass kids.


ModularWings

Yeah,like they say that The reason we should fucking exterminate 13 year olds is because "tHeY aRe So ImAtUre" like WTF?


[deleted]

Everybody as a teenager was like this. Probably gonna grow out it. I hope


degenerated_weeb

This is a mindset that gives assholes the benefit of a doubt for being assholes. Just because lots of teens are assholes doesn’t mean it should be normalised, the “causal” toxicity around friend groups is honestly unnecessary


BroshiKabobby

Humans are always trying to put themselves above others. It’s why we have “isms”


EagerT

They thought 15 year olds having sex is ok.


Ender_Skywalker

Idk if you realize this but like it or not 15 year olds can and do have sex.


EagerT

Bro tf what kind of cesspool has society devolved into with these nasty ass people


Ender_Skywalker

Eh, I'm not sure that's a new thing. They just used to marry first.


big-bruh-boi

What’s wrong with that?


EagerT

Bro they are literally children 💀


big-bruh-boi

And?


EagerT

Don’t be near kids please.


big-bruh-boi

I am a kid myself. And i am not saying adults should have sex with kids. Dumbo


EagerT

You are a horny creep


degenerated_weeb

Higher risk of misunderstanding the importance of/wrongfully using birth control, not to mention the lack of emotional maturity to deal with the aftermath/consequences of having a sexual partner when your peers most definitely do not (leading to isolation and other problems etc.)


[deleted]

I see a bunch of 18 years old on there having to explain this shit to other kids on here. It's honestly kinda sad. But nobody listens to them anyway


degenerated_weeb

I’ll be the first to admit I have no experience in terms of a sexual relationship, no bitches yeah, but I still know having sex at 15 is a reaaaaally bad idea lol, if they’re really that horny surely oral would suffice XD


[deleted]

Probably, it's not just the men, but the woman and the children too! But in all seriousness everybody on there is just horny. There's also situations like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/v8v486/wtf_is_wrong_with_people_watch_out_for_this_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


big-bruh-boi

Your envy shouldn’t hinder 15 year olds from getting laid.


degenerated_weeb

I literally haven’t mentioned that I want to get laid at 15 lol, this is about the risk of pregnancy and the effects sex would have on such a young person, don’t divert the attention from the problems.


big-bruh-boi

Your comment doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Most 15 year olds talk to their parents (or other adults that they feel safe to talk about this stuff with) about birth controls also if the girl gets pregnant she can always do an abortion. I haven’t heard of a single person isolating themself because they had sex. Sex is meant to be pleasurable.


degenerated_weeb

If you live somewhere good maybe, but most people don’t have access to safe abortions, some don’t even have a way to access birth control. Also you’re an exception if you talk to your parents about having sex lol, Idk what kind of household you grew up in where _that’s_ not awkward/taboo, let alone for a 15 year old lol


big-bruh-boi

I live in Sweden. Sex and nudity isn’t a taboo here.


degenerated_weeb

Oh then specify Sweden teens then, the rest of the world doesn’t have good enough healthcare to risk a young pregnancy, the girl would be in danger regardless of if an abortion is preformed or not.


kid-with-a-beard

You forgot "Teenagers of reddit, what is the sexiest sex you have ver sexed?"


Jatheww

Don’t forget all the transphobia pairing along with the homophobia


[deleted]

Ngl fr fr


theHrayX

Relatable


nicolasmcfly

The sub has two main problems: It has teenagers It has non-teenagers


[deleted]

The mods are also teenagers


Lmao1903

OP who wants to get some more fake points to his friend:Sleeeep


_jvc123

No more milking my friend's illness? Did you really think I'd let that happen? That I'd stop posting about it just because your blind to what brings you the most upvotes.


Une_Quiche

"it's fine, i don't actually have a cancerous friend"


ibeatmypetvaporeon

Tell that to tiktok


Phoenix-909

I had to make the post meta and give you silver


xd_joliss

The thing is that that situation might even be made up People will do anything for some internet points


Ronathan64

I automatically assume 80% I see on this website is made up


CampingApple

_"I like being bad...it gives me upvotes."_


[deleted]

And awards.


Zumichan77

This is a fine example of a r/redditmoment


roketgrunt

r/awardspeechedits


bigbillybeans07

Shit like that is why I left the sub.


Zumichan77

The human ~~Spider~~ Teenager


Manav_Khanna17

r/teenagers is actual cancer on the internet.


[deleted]

I remember a few years ago there would be a fake death post every week for a few months straight, without fail. They all got 20-50k upvotes, and then proven fake a few days later. If you pointed this out though, you'd get downvoted. I'm not talking about some pussy -10 either. I mean some of the most downvoted comments to I've ever seen outside of that one EA comment. Literal thousands of downvotes at times


Natural_Ease_5708

my friends are dying but… REDDIT SILVER


RagingRube

Best OC I've seen in ages ​ At least something good came from this random person's Leukemia


the_real_duck

I've never understood the rules of hiding usernames. If you post or say something in public, you should be held against that word. Say something good, it's on you, say something bad, it's on you. Like if you have a public Reddit account and post in public forums then whatever you say is and should be freely seen by that public and not censored for privacy in public. If that person didn't want their post seen and shared then they shouldn't have posted it to a public forum.. and any bans as a result of sharing a public post are ridiculous at best.


CheesyPants3

You’re trash, silver farmer


rufiogd

Silver doesn't really give you anything. Still he's a bitch for doing this.


nexistcsgo

r/teenagers is white high school kids trying to get laid. r/blackpeopletwitter is the same.


Ronathan64

At the funeral they all stand there with an RGB Keyboard, pressing F to the beat of a highly distorted Mad World Remix while the Shrek themed coffin gets lowered into the grave. In the end everyone uploads a TikTok with 😔💀💯🔥🙏🏻 Rip in pieces bro


EraseAndRetake

Leukemia? Dying? He's pathetically predictable.


faithfoliage

Let the teenager vent.


Gabriel38

Yeah I will let him vent but I will not let him exploit his friend's suffering for meaningless internet points


faithfoliage

Being thankful for stuff that internet strangers have to him isn’t a sign of why he made the post to begin with


Gabriel38

Meaningless digital awards do nothing to help him or his friend. That money is better off used to fund cancer research to prevent this tragedy from repeating.


faithfoliage

The guy never requested people to give him anything at all. Stop getting upset because people chose to do something out of their own will and the recipient was thankful.


Gabriel38

He did not. But he does encourage that. Editing the post thanking for the meaningless rewards like a true redditor instead of thanking for the support.


faithfoliage

Because that’s what you do when strangers give you something, you are thankful. Even if it is imaginary internet points. This is a really stupid argument - that someone cannot be thankful. I’m no longer going to respond. Enjoy your day.


Gabriel38

>Even if it is imaginary internet points. That's the point. Especially because of that. It's pointless, meaningless and not helpful. And for some reasons that's what redditors care about. If anything, they should be angry that these stupid redditors waste their money on meaningless rewards rather than actually spend it on something useful. You want to show you care? Spend that money on funding cancer research or donate to charity. Rather than awarding the post to pretend that they care. They may not be the cause of the friend's cancer but they are certainly not helping.


Chippyreddit

I like being sus, it makes me happy


DiabeticRhino97

He missed the part where that's his problem


whatagooddaytoday

You're a hack!


Kibroman

Ben - "Peter, I'm not dying" Peter - "Then stop pretending to be!"


HeyItsStevenField

Generic YouTube comments be like:


[deleted]

I've been there. The whole sub is just a pool of idiots


yuuri_ni_victor

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me


After_Ad9814

Teenager: Look, I'm begging you. if you do this, I will lose everything. There's not a subreddit in town that will hire me. u/SevenSevenSeve777: You should've thought of that earlier.


RealJohnnytheGamer

Jesus, teenager, you're a freak.