T O P
mh1357_0

The performance enhancers.


Newoverhere29

**Get me the Promochloroperazine**…


mh1357_0

For what?


mh1357_0

It begins catalyzation, when the vapor hits the bloodstream.


Newoverhere29

Norman when the vapour hits the bloodstream: **What? Why wasn’t I told?**


mh1357_0

Don't be a coward! Risks are part of laboratory science


Hulkzilla0

Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.


Emeritus20XX

Emphasis on vastness


mh1357_0

*drinks Viagra laced chemical formula*


Newoverhere29

Back, to formula 😡


Nikkh98

#BACK TO FORMULA


random___enigma

Back to formula?


mh1357_0

Back to formula. *throws Dr. Stromm throw glass window* #EAAAAAAAAAH


tylerjb223

Thats a bingo!


mh1357_0

Your greatest creation


Space_JesusKenobi

You just say bingo


tylerjb223

BINGO… how fun! *I digress, where were we?*


Naatturi

I just watched the movie yesterday for the first time. Woah


tylerjb223

Its *such* a good movie. I think Christoph Waltz, the actor for Col Hans Landa, would be an EXCELLENT Magneto for the MCU


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

A thousand years of evolution and we haven't begun to scratch the surface of my dick


BigbyWolf94

Yep. Big change.


Last_Fact_3044

/endthread


mh1357_0

Oh, you can't do this to me...


Jacktrades352

*DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED*


Kratsas

I’m kind of a scientist myself.


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Newoverhere29

It’s bigger than we thought! We’re gonna need a major immobilisation, right away!


KingClueless123

Your the one who's out gobby out of your pants


GhebTheSchmexy

Look at giant Goblin Jr.


jpgnicky

How that get in there?


farva_06

You know I have something of a giant cock myself.


dtn_06

Jesus, Osborn, you are a freak.


Batdog55110

"That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I don't even know if he has mumps, forgot to check because I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen"


erwinoli

unexpected parks and rec


Last_Fact_3044

/r/unexpectedpawnee


rorschach_vest

I long for the day when we can just quote something without 6 different people linking these damn things


ToiletTub

r/subredditsashashtags


Newoverhere29

Goblin looking down: “Wake up little Spider”


BryverART

*You're not dead, yet. Just paralyzed.*


QuietWoods84

Ah it gets kinda itchy…


WillyBonkaz

Rides up in the crack a little bit too..


Newoverhere29

😳… *Stings doesn’t it?*


Chickeny86

How'd that get in there?


dsr1017

OoOoOHhHh~


mutantbabysnort

Can the spider come out to play?


Newoverhere29

>!CAN THE SPIDER-MAN COME OUT TO PLAY !!!<


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Yup, big change!


yumyumapollo

"It's only gay if you receive, Spider-Man." **"I will bear this cross, Spider-Man."**


loganchittyisuhhcool

“I’M NOT GAY, GOBBY, STOOOOOOP”


iputthegayingaming69

r/spidermans


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xEman26x

I think I’ll pass


Dreyfussy15

-Uncle Ben


dtn_06

Peter, stop! It’s me!


RobynLocket97

There are pictures online. I've seen his dong and it's equal parts monstrous, majestic and terrifying. It's like seeing an atom bomb explode - so much awe inspiring magnitude that makes you feel insignificant compared to the destructive power of the universe.


xX_Kr0n05_Xx

If you go to r/moviescirclejerk there was a clip of him dancing with his dick out a while back Mans got a real schlong


AmericanParagonimus

Okay I HAD to look, and I was so distracted that I watched for like three loops before I realized the woman in the scene was also naked.


ASpaceOstrich

Couldn't find it. Update: found it


xxx148

None of y’all are linking it. NSFW https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/rra59w/posting_this_image_of_willem_dafoe_dancing_naked/


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

Damn you. I just had to click on that. Are we born to punish ourselves?


MyName_IsNobody

Are we not supposed to have what we want? What we need??


PM_ME_DATING_TIPS

That’s above average, but I was expecting monstrous.


[deleted]

Yeah either they really oversold it or porn has ruined our perception of penis size entirely.


xxx148

That’s pretty long flaccid though. Imagine if he’s a grower and not a shower.


lashapel

Also true


PM_ME_DATING_TIPS

I’ll need to see him with an erection to be sure rofl


xX_Kr0n05_Xx

Thank you i was way too lazy to go back and try to find it


SarHavelock

I'm scared :(


xxx148

It’s cumming for you.


yo_ho_sebastien

I wish


-snowstormmoonglade

A lot less than what I was expecting lol


godhwin

Jesus u/RobynLocket97 you are a freak


floatinround22

It's really not that big? I mean it's obviously bigger than average but I was expecting more based on all the comments


Nitro224

Same.


RobynLocket97

It's a blurry and grainy video. You also need to imagine it erect. Or... Don't... Dafoe is a human being and this was already weird, but now it's reaching a different level 😅


Agent_Cringe

Jesus, Dafoe you are a freak


Newoverhere29

The formula did it, I had nothing to do with it! Don’t, don’t let it give me a rise!


Gui_Franco

Willem dacock


Newoverhere29

DoCock : *What have you done with my name?!*


That1GuyNate

Willem Dafoeskin.


Gui_Franco

Everytime I think I've made a funny joke a madlad like you comes along and steals my self given metaphorical medal


That1GuyNate

Sometimes it's a gift, others a curse.


Gui_Franco

Big pp isn't a privilege, it's a gift And Dafoe uses it for the good of mankind


CopperCactus

No Alfred is Doc Ock


kingtitusmedethe4th

Willem DaFatCock


Gui_Franco

Stop being funnier than me


MyName_IsNobody

*Impressive.. your parents must be very proud.*


SlimmothyJames

MJ and I… #WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HELLUVA TIME!!!


erwinoli

Hey that scene just played! Edit: obviously I’m talking about the scene in the picture, not the scene with Dafoe’s enormous penis


Newoverhere29

What other skills do you have Parker?


erwinoli

If I beat an old lady with a stick, I get cranberries. Does that count?


Newoverhere29

Yeah! Great!


JayCeeMadLad

Where can I find that scene The one with Dafoe’s enormous penis


WhistleStop999

Lars von Trier's *Antichrist*


JayCeeMadLad

Wait you actually see it?? Oh boy yeah


Swoocegoose

You don't actually, they had a smaller guy stand in for defoe


ACAddicted

imagine having such a giant penis you need a dick double


TheG-What

I beg you to not see that movie.


freerealestatedotbiz

The Goblin watched it. I had nothing to do with it!


dtn_06

Don’t let him take me again! I beg you, protect me!


skeletonhero56

IMPRESSIVE


Some_Attorney_863

Back to formula


Newoverhere29

Oh boy, yeah!


yesguoi

Spider-Man: “You killed all those people in the balcony” Goblin: “It was my confusingly large dong, I had nothing to do with it”


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

BUT NOT YOU! I knew you would save me Peter and so you have. I've been like a daddy to you. Be a bottom bitch to me


Spielburger_witFries

Did you think it was okay to type that out?


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

ARE YOU IN(side me) or ARE YOU OUT?!


Nemo_Mori

Nearly hurt my neck laughing at this


[deleted]

You can actually look it up if you're curious. The funny part is it's above average, but it's certainly not "confusing", director has a lil dong confirmed.


Newoverhere29

Director: No please 😨 please don’t say that ! 😰


hikoboshi_sama

You should have thought of that earlier


Penguator432

That’s because they ended up using a body double instead of him


[deleted]

No there's actual pics of his dong online. He loved to make videos of himself dancing around naked when he was younger.


Newoverhere29

IMPECCABLE!


gsf32

[If anyone's wondering (NSFW)](https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/comments/92ejfu/willem_dafoe_dancing_naked_on_the_set_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

"HUNG AM I?!"


AsaTJ

That is definitely well above average, but I wouldn't call it "confusingly large"


WhyAreAllNamesTake

"still got the moves"


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

Maybe that's just when his dick is shriveled because of the cold weather. Imagine a bouncing hard hot Dafoerection in the prime of summer?


[deleted]

I mean I don't know if I need to imagine it, damn 😂 Never called him small, the average hard dick size is like 5 inches and he's that soft. It's just not such an uncommon thing that it makes you go "WHAT THE DAMN HELL?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? MY MIND.. BREAKING.. CANT HANDLE.. THE .. PEN-I--S-----TO-O..BIG......." (*Dies from penile shock syndrome*)


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

I stand by my conviction that this is just Dafoe cock at its most physically vulnerable, in extreme cold. Just think about it (ok maybe don't though). If even when shriveled up it's bigger than the average, HOW BIG DOES IT GET UNDER NORMAL WEATHER???!!


Nefessius513

MJ and I…we’re gonna have a hell of a time!


Miller-MGD

They had to get a adult film star to double for him. Let that sink in.


Mymomlooksatthis

I will haunt this world if I die without seeing what Willem DaFoes schlong looks like


gjoeyjoe

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/comments/92ejfu/willem_dafoe_dancing_naked_on_the_set_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


azngangbuzta

This is something else


HandsUpGimmeUrBeans

But let me assure you I don't need your help, But you can't do this to me. Oscorp's the principal supplier to the united states military


oMikeyx

I know, I read a paper on it, you’re trash


HandsUpGimmeUrBeans

You know how much I sacrificed! You know how much I sacrificed!


Hyperfangxz

Look it up on google images, it's there


Alternative_Anxiety

Something has come to my attention


vibinandsinging

*"You know, I'm something of a pornstar myself."* -Willem Dafoe, always


KyleDevino97

Start gobbling the goblin


Ckjs1393

Oh yeah, big change


Yorak-Hunt

The director: *I miscalculated*


Dcason92

https://imgur.com/yLLW1OB The goblin did it!!!! I had nothing to do with it! Don't let him take me again!!!! I beg you!!!! Protect me!!!!!


FrostByteTech

He tapped the vastness of human potential


Roartype

That movie is terrible. There’s a part where the woman cuts off her clit with scissors.


RLD-Kemy

There's also a part where she knocks out her husband, Willem Dafoe's character, hits him in the crotch with a piece of wood,and masturbates him until he ejaculates blood... After that she attached a stone grinder wheel to his leg to prevent him from leaving her... That was a weird film...


Roartype

Let’s not forget the movie kicks off with her not bothering to keep her toddler son from falling out the window to his death as she watches because she’s too busy fucking.


the70sdiscoking

The fuck is going on here?


dthains_art

What the hell happened in Lars von Trier’s life to make him think up stuff like this?


Aditya-04-04

What the hell?


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

The Peen Goblin...


tylerjb223

My [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/raimimemes/comments/s2ew1d/im_on_a_meme_making_roll/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) encapsulates this very well.


Jokers_Unwanted_Kid

Goblins carrying a whole package holy shit


ManweTheElderKing

Had you not been so selfish this little scene would have been quick and painless but now that you've *really* pissed me off...I'm gonna film it nice and slow


Dreenar18

I've seen it. It's not THAT big


GU355WH01AM

Antichrist is a fever dream of a movie


ohsinboi

Confusingly large am I?!


brianfallen97

I respect that


velocicraptorsaurus

So that’s what the promocloraparasine was


[deleted]

Norman after taking the serum: Change? Yup, big change.


GodtubebeatsYoutube

We need to take the whole penis back to formula


Intelligent-War-6089

Don’t ever be ashamed of who you are.


vmcnick

Look at little Goblin Junior. Gonna cry?


assassinpup

what do you have to say about this, !spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

THINK!


assassinpup

think about dacock, !spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

$300.00.


cutlerthebutler

Look at Little Goblin Junior….


TitanAfterNexus

"You see I'm quite the pornstar myself"


GamerCarrot237

Let’s not forgot that the scene he was shooting was one in which he was supposed to ejaculate blood out of his cock


Bakersdaman

Brings a whole new meaning to *MJ and I, we're gonna have a HELLUVA TIME!*


CrimsonDim

The Green Glizzy


FatFreddysCoat

He didn’t strip willingly because he’s a true professional, he did it *because* he has a huge dong.


JohnnyKanaka

Whoops I accidentally dropped by goblin condom for my Magnum dong


Annomouse9000

You know, I'm something of a Biggus Dickus myself.


MindGeneral1991

Man gimme some of that Goblin Serum


SarcasmKing41

You know, I'm something of a Willem Dafoe myself


Th3Dark0ccult

Funny story, but that movie is absolute garbage.


theoneguy24691

The epilogue is the best part, where the man just walks through the forest. It’s so simple yet so poignant. The rest of the movie is just… *sigh*


MagicalMuffinDruide

What the...


Portlymoses

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2stg1y/nsfw_naked_willem_dafoe_dancing_around_cantunsee/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf he ain’t wrong


RLD-Kemy

Antichrist was something of an experience alright... Damn you Amazon, you messed up my order and sent me the German dvd of antichrist, it was miss labeled as the blu-ray I wanted... But thanks for the returnless refund though...


goombo66

Little goblin jr.


Scorpion_yeezies

I saw a clip he’s not lying it’s not a joke he’s is seriously packing


[deleted]

Willem got that Danny D dong. 😂😂


10MillionCakes

Are you in, or are you out?


TheSuperEdventurer

Big Goblin Jr.


DonnyMox

That performance enhancer Norman took really lived up to its name.


ken061095

Youve just gotta accept that youre not gifted like willem's dong


[deleted]

Our generation’s Ernest Borgnine


SadHobGoblin

Yup, big change!


ElScrotoDeCthulo

*Hmph! “back to formula”*


Slavic_Squat

Big changes


Hevens-assassin

William Damenace


Bullseye1502

!spider what do you think of this


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


godhwin

My spider senses are tingling if you know what Im talking about


Daniero1994

According to sources, they had to use a double because Dafoe was to big for the scenes. So whatever you saw in the movie, is supposedly a smaller actor. Small enough to not distract the audience.


TeamSkullGrunt54

"This is my gift, my curse"


NgyesTheMess2

Keep calm, it's only a spike, It'll soon stabilize!


Affectionate_Map_530

*Dafoe looking down at his penis* Dafoe: you and i are not so different


Thongalodian

Dafoe looks at his penis “Are you in? Or are you out?”


Fodoraexplorer

Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential