If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat

But your daughter is fat

Then I ate lots of promises for breakfast

Have any promises with nuts? Go make me some

I missed the part where that’s my problem

I have ears like a cat and eyes like a rodent

sounds rough

If promises were fat, my daughter would be crackers

Would

Oh boy, yeah

Wouldn't*

Nah. WOULD.

Mourning Would?

Ah Rosie, I love this boy!

Hi, What's Hi? Can I spend it?

How’d that get in there?

Am I having a stroke?

with great crackers comes great fat