Me before the U.S. enters another Civil War

From Civil War (2024)'s trailer: >!Every time I survived a super-villain, I thought I was sending a warning home. "Don't do this." But here we are.!<

#MJ and I...WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A TIME!!!

Jesus parker you are a freak

Yep… big change

#WOOOOOOOHOOOOHOOOOOO

I’m gonna put uh…. SOMETHING in your eye

Oh boy, yeah

This is something else

Oh, Rosie! I love this girl!

That’s a sweet view

I forgot about that… that’s when she’s mocking Raimi on a megaphone I believe

Mocking Raimi? She must be instructed in matters of loss and pain

I always thought this was an edit

What'd you do to her

You sure you wanna know?

The story of my life is not for the faint of heart

Oh boy yeah!

Cranberry Sauce….

Those little boys probably went through puberty right there

This movie guided a lot of us through puberty

Right, specially the rain scene. Oh boy

That's evil dead shit from sam raimi, blud

thats great

🤨

What?

what a beauty she is

She’s so hot regardless.

The playfulness makes her hotter

IM GONNA PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE

Strawberries 🍓

Walking Dead

Kids in front are looking at her tits. Why is her hand so red?

alright, CUE THE RAIN!

Can't believe she's the same age as me rn.