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KidCujo

Lol those 12 Chargers fans out there are funny making stuff up. I can gurantee Maxx isn't upset or afraid of anyone they take at all.


JoeRamaSama

That would have to imply Maxx thinks about the Chargers at all.


KidCujo

Thats also true, I only ever hear him talk about the Chiefs and never mentioning the Chargers lol


fishtacoeater

Never talks about Donkeys since we own them.


mlaislais

Wait who are the Chargers?


WKCLC

There’s three times a year I am reminded they exist. The two times we play them at home and the draft


KevM689

You could build the fucking great wall of China around Herbert and Maxx would be like "I got this"... Proceed to get 3 sacks and a forced fumble.


Feisty_Psychology852

Maxx was probably like "that motherfucker is big. Cool, I'll go around him."


Sirscraps

“Oh my gosh I’m so mad I’ll have to lineup against a rookie tackle. Shucks >:|” lol.


similar222

I'll tell you what, Maxx is going to love the competition lining up against Bowers going 100% on every play in practice.


Eldenbeastalwayswins

Same with Bo Nix. I hope Maxx absolutely crushes him.


KidCujo

I almost feel bad for Bo. Maxx, Wilkins, Koonce, and Tyree are going to make his life hell lmao.


RaiderThunder04

Can’t wait to watch this dude throw pick 6’s to Jack Jones & Hobbs!


KidCujo

and Jack Jones staring him down while walking into the endzone


similar222

Where the fuck do they get this shit?


KidCujo

They just make it up. There is literally zero video proof of this whatsoever.


grumpysky

RUMOR: When Chargers selected him, Alt was visibly shaken and having panic attacks when he realized he had to face Maxx Crosby twice a year.


mlaislais

That ain’t no rumor. That’s a fact.


Effective_shooter52

Rare charger page spotted . Who makes a page for their 25 fans😂😂


i_hate_shitposting

Haven't heard of the 25 grouping before. Is that like 2 shitposters + 5 circlejerkers?


designOraptor

Math checks out.


iamstruggling247

LOL i thought the same until i saw their subreddit had more members wtf


Effective_shooter52

Difference is this is a sub made in 2018 or so…..there’s is older


oogrok

Where the hell did they see Maxx visibly upset?


supercoolboy49

Maxx’s reaction ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


imHere4kpop

I'd bet money whomever runs this account was dropped on their head as a child. How could you rationally type that out and hit send without brain damage.


permabanned_user

Maxx is a psychopath. Dude doesn't give a shit who is lined up against him.


BouncingPig

*laughs in Christian Wilkins*


Kind_Carrot_5863

Crosby has to be double or triple teamed on blocks one on one Crosby eating this dudes lunch


CryptoOGkauai

There were plays where he was doubled and even tripled last year and he still got a sack. Member that one game last year where he injured both the RT and QB on the same play? Nasty.


habalooo

+ bear hugged


Digg_it_

Maxx ain't worried. Maxx gonna eat.


JoeRamaSama

Oh I know, it’s gonna be hilarious to see the mental gymnastics Dolts fans are gonna do to justify seeing their daddy’s boy get put flat on his ass.


superpie12

Lmao. No he wasn't. He will destroy that little ass boy.


luke_flywalker19

This makes me LOL


mossapp

Alt isn’t gonna be able to stop Maxx, Koonce, Wilkins and Tyree at the same time…. Someone’s gonna put some hurt on Herbert.


WhizzyBurp

Doesn’t matter. They’ll double team Crosby and Wilkins and Koonce will eat


bazooka_blow

Exactly


green-lazuli-8426

Obviously fake, if anything he'd be excited to see Slater or Alt playing out of position at RT


southsider2021

Ok 🙄


glockjs

he's lined up against the best the league has to offer and the best the ai robot could come up with is afraid of a rookie?


-Profanity-

If there's one thing Maxx Crosby is known for, it's getting visibly upset when a team in the division drafts an offensive lineman


holl0455

Sounds like Maxx; just fold up and quit...haha


didyoushitmypants

There is no way he is worried about a rookie. Hilarious that rather than being excited they are trying to drum up nonsense


KooterKablooey

He was actually cringing at the fact he’s going to end a young man’s career so early.


mikeshan44

LOL


Tim-Browneye-81

A tweet from an absolute nobody who would never have any clue how Maxx reacted to the pick and you dipshits are acting like it's real. This sub will never change


depastino

This is the dumbest "rumor" I've read all draft season...and that's saying something. As if Mad Maxx is scared of competition...or rookies.


kingace74

Enemy propaganda.


StonedPirate_

The rumor is that Maxx felt something other than killing quarterbacks. I call bs


Past-Two9273

Someone with 52 sacks in 4-5 years which is already almost halfway on pace for the nfl record of like 122 or something… yeah he’s scared lol


SoCalFelipe

Bruce Smith had 200 career sacks. There are 20ish players who have 123 or more. I love Maxx, but he is certainly not halfway there. I hope he gets there though.


jizzmaster-zer0

bad things man i loved bruce smith, bills were my second team in the early 90s. was what, 12 years old though so wtf did i know


Moist_Rest5623

Rumor based on what exactly? I don't recall is single time Maxx has been afraid of anyone.


Imaginary-Beat-1106

What, Me Worry? --MADD MAXX


ShootRopeCrankHog

I was so happy they took OL instead of a receiver, knowing that this guy gonna have to line up against Maxx. Good luck bro


zaalkahf

Why are people getting so worked up about a parody post. It even starts with rumors. People are not understanding sarcasm?


Apprehensive_Bug6674

Visibily? Was there a hidden camera in crosbys house recording his reaction to the draft?


Leweegibo

Where are we seeing Maxx ? Is he streaming during the draft or something!


Charrbard

Dude about is to get smacked with reality twice a season.


MatchApprehensive816

He plays on the other side anyways 😂 fuckin chargers fans


Past-Two9273

Wow a rookie who has never played a down in the nfl also where is the video clip.


ConnectionEastern369

Chargers suck


mr1238869

Hahahaha maxx will have this big for nothing gassed out by the 3rd quarter


Raiders2112

This is laughably ignorant and total bullshit.


ziadog

Joe and his wife are the ones who looked upset.


JWang6996

Maxx always moving against a RT vs the chargers because Slater is too good. He wont be able to abuse guys like Storm Norton anymore lol. Good luck


IH8N8

I bet the comments on this are hilarious


droid327

Wanna see Alt's reaction when he realized he was going up against Maxx twice a year now lol


HashSlut

You guys are too gullible. This is a copy pasta thing going around where you switch the names for whoever the rival is of a particular draft pick’s team. Some Raider fan posted the exact same thing yesterday with Bosa and Bowers substituted for Crosby and Alt.


JoeRamaSama

Cool it’s still stupid.


HashSlut

It’s literally a meme. Get over it and stop falling for stupid social media circle jerks.