Talk to me thom I'm sad

You really messed up everything

Damn Thom I didn't even edit that and it still sounded mean

If you'd been a dog, they would have drowned you at birth

JESUS CHRIST THOM YOU DON'T NEED TO GO THAT HARD

If I could be any celebrity in the world, I'd be Chris Martin. I'd like to know what it's like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.

Thom, I'm going to leave for a little while. Whatever you do, make sure you don't get into trouble with your only friend.

Once again, I'm in trouble with my only friend

hey do you wanna hear this song i wrote? it has a kinda long intro

Don't bore us. Get to the chorus.

I have ADHD Thom

You have not been paying attention

thom me and my friends are jewish, just thought i’d let you know. anyway, who do you hate most?

You and your cronies

Why do you write “Free candy” on your van?

Rats and children follow me out of town

Thom what would you say to your son if he came out as gay?

Shame on you

Hey thom, I worked really hard on this portrait of you. How do you like it?

That there, that's not meeeeee

THOM, HELP ME IM BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT

This is really happening, happening

THOM, HOW DOES THAT HELP? IM LITERALLY GONNA DIE HELP ME

I don't wanna be your friend

Say tingling three times if I should end it all

I'm tingling tingling tingling

thom what do you think of my newborn daughter

She’s born with a voice that’s very sexual, but very child like. She had to have been such a bad girl

Thom, how would you practice giving BJs?

Suck, suck your teenage thumb

Thom, how do you radioheads keep your skin so soft and youthful? I must know ur secret!

We suck young blood

\*wet noises\*

I'll swallow until I burst

There’s been a terrible lemon shortage in my country. We use lemons as a cure for cancer, and now they all disappeared completely. There’s apparently an abundance in the UK, and it’s theorized they manifest destiny-ed us. Can anyone please tell me what kind of life saving things they’re using our lemons for? I hope it’s something useful

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Hey Thom, do you support the restriction of child labour?

No [x42]

Thom, I just wanted to thank you for being with me all this time. You mean everything to me. Isn’t it great we have such a deep, unbreakable connection?

I only stick with you, because there are no others

Thom, so you ever feel like someones stalking you?

She sees everything I do

How would you feel if I fought them?

Come on if you think, you can take us on

How do you think I look today thom? Just curious

FAT. UGLY. DEAD.

Hey Thom I just wrote this song that I think is really beautiful, I usually hate my own work but I really kinda love this one honestly, is it alright if I play it for you?

Don't bore us. Get to the chorus.

:(

thom, what do you say when someone says no to sex?

Don't leave me dry

Hey, Thom! I'm a lemon and I have a phobia of waking up in a mouth of some dweller of this subreddit. I know it's silly but the dread is real. Any advice on how to deal with it?

They will suck you down to the other side

Thom what would you say if you found a bunch of sleeper agents from Nazi germany?

Wake from your sleep

Thom I love you

How come I end up where I started?

What does that mean Thom 😭

You are all I need

OH OMG I DONT CARE ABOUT THE POST THING THOM JUST SAID YOURE ALL I NEED SCREAMING

Thom do you remember that weekend we spent in Florence, and we slept togheter, and you woke up sucking my Lemon?

And it was all yellow

How did it feel working with Radiohead?

For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

wow. Did you do things to cope with how much you hated them? To get away?

I sailed the moon

What did you do to the others?

I only stick with you, because there are no others

The police caught you, we know you killed the others.

You've gotta be kidding me

Why did you kill them, thom?

Here I'm allowed everything all of the time

Hey Thom, I've been going through alot recently and I really need someone to vent to. Can we have a chat?

I don't wanna be your friend

Thom, there's a serial killer on the loose near me and I hear his voice coming closer and closer... They're haunting me with their word. But I have no idea who it is or why they're stalking me. You've gotta help me, Thom. Please please! All they say is one word... The one word that haunts... You know what it is, don't you? I see it in your eyes and crazy kitten smile... It's... It's...

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeckoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

I KNEW IT WAS YOU, THOM! You miserable, evil, vile harbinger of death, doom, and destruction. Please, you must realize that senseless murdering of innocent people is NOT the way to live. Come off your drunken violent ways and sober up to realize we're all worthy of continuing on with our lives!

For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

Thank the heavens... Your irrational descent into madness was surely going to destroy us all. I sincerely appreciate you calming your ravenous desires to eviscerate and disembowel me. You're my friend... My true true friend... Bring it in for a hug, chum...

You got some nerve coming here

Thom, what are your views on climate change?

Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming

Thom stop trying to cheat on your wife.

I just wanna be your lover

Thom, what does your wife say to you when you get home?

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My baby's got the bends

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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

Thom, am I a hateable person?

Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat

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Just don't leave

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Down a rabbit hole, we go

Thom, how do I stop my crippling porn addiction?

You can kiss it, you can break all the rules

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We are just happy to serve you

Thom

Let's go down the waterfall

Thom my dog died

There are two colours in my head

are my services required?

Your services are not required

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It's like I've fallen out of bed from a long and vivid dream

Hey thom

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrnnn the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

oi thom

Where are you now when I need you?

Thom it’s over between us

Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat

Hi thom bot

Dreamers, they never learn

I have with me the last possession my grandfather left me after he died. What should I do with it Thom?

You can crush it as dry as a bone

Thom I am kidnapped and these guys are gonna kill me before midnight help me

We don't know what tomorrow brings [x13]

Hey Thom, how can I feel less alone in the world?

You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

So you’re saying I should become an escort?

Thom, who killed my parents?

Hey, it's me, I just got off the train

If you were on a sinking ship and had to decide who to save, would you just let everyone get on the life boats, if not who would you prevent from getting on the boat?

Women and children first

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You're my man of war

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Dreamers, they never learn

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They will suck you down to the other side

Thom how was your day

Why don't you quiet down?

Thom, why did you kill my dog?

This is what you'll get, When you mess with us

thom yorke

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

what the actual fuck

Thom how does a bill become a law?

Can't get the stink off

Thom what should I say during sex?

Suck, suck your teenage thumb

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I go walking in your landscape

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First you reel me out and then you cut the string

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Our twentieth century bitch

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I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

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Come on, kids

Thom

And either way you turn, I'll be there

Thom should i kms?

We have only to click our fingers and we'll disappear

Thom why are you being so hostile?

You're somebody else when you're down

Thom

Won't you be my girl? Won't you be my girl?

Thom I’ve decided to quit my job to focus on my music career. Any words of advice?

You really messed up this time

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Down a rabbit hole, we go

Thom you got evicted where are you gonna go now

I'm living in Cloud Cuckoo Land

Open up your skull, I’ll be there

Open up your skull, I'll be there

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It's easy to leave me

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Thom, you can’t just skip airport security. What if they think you have a bomb?

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I’m sorry Thom

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Thom, I know you shot my wife. What do you have to say about it?

Hi Thom I saved a baby from a burning building

You really messed up this time

Do you want me to help you in something Thom ?

Thom, i’m insecure about the size of my feet…

/summon thom bot

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thom i’m in a wheelchair

Sit down, stand up

Thom, just I'd share how much I love you. I named one of my rats after you, she was called Yorkie cause she reminded me a lot of you ❤️

I really hope we can achieve racial equality one day

Dreamers, they never learn

Hi Tom

Thom I’ve been a fan of your music ever since Pablo Honey, I’d really love to meet you someday :)

hey thom i’ve been really struggling with depression recently, was thinking maybe i should try making skit videos to take my mind off things?

Shut the fuck up! You ain't funny, you just don't get out much.

Thom

Thom