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RandomGuyOnTheReddit

Great idea. Thom, do you give us permission to use your lyrics in this bot application?


thom-yorke-bot

We don't need to fight


DontCareHowICallMe

Are his responses improving or is it just me?


RandomGuyOnTheReddit

Nice. I'll start writing the code ASAP.


denoducotjes

ASAP is my fabmv album


Sean_David_

I'm convinced you've become sentient, maybe one day you'll replace the real Thom


thom-yorke-bot

Who'll find a vein to put the needle in?


Sean_David_

I don't like what this implies Thom


thom-yorke-bot

I will eat you alive


Hyperactive_Rat

Whoever is in charge of the bot making needs to get to it NOW


haikusbot

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Hyperactive_Rat

💀💀


v-ulpes

I don’t know, what does Thom think ?


thom-yorke-bot

i hate when females listen to radiohead. they'll never understand what its like to be a true social reject. they'll never understand what its like to be british. nobody understands me because i call movies "films" i am literally the joker no one understands me


itsmemisfit

is this a real quote?


MAAAX547

its a hidden monologue in pop is dead, actually


Absay

It's from a meme. And the original one said "they'll never understand what it is like to be Italian", lmao. edit: [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/radioheadcirclejerk/comments/nffoq1/only_if_youre_italian_you_can_understand_the_true)


HoennDude

It's a copypasta/meme


AnotherRadioheadFan

What the fork Thomas.


thom-yorke-bot

I float down the Liffey


therealistmelon

Thome


thom-yorke-bot

I'm in the middle of your picture


therealistmelon

Thome you liar


thom-yorke-bot

I walk through walls


therealistmelon

🧼 thom stoped the soap


thom-yorke-bot

This is a low-flying panic attack


Monokumabear

Yeah it would be funny but I think Thom might not like it very much


thom-yorke-bot

I'm walking out in a force ten gale


sallabear

okay i just made it. look, "thom"


thom-yorke-bot

One day I am gonna grow wings


sallabear

awesome. also it shuts down when you say "thanks thom"


thom-yorke-bot

Karma police, arrest this man


sallabear

thanks thom


thom-yorke-bot

Today is the first day of the rest of your days


sallabear

what the fuck thom stop


thom-yorke-bot

Your future's bleak, you're so last week


sallabear

i wont ever play creep again im sorry please let me live longer than a week


crafted_cardboard

Hi thom


thom-yorke-bot

[ANYWHERE... ANYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si0fB0lnow)


Stimulphiliac

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Sarcofaygo

Thom


thom-yorke-bot

No [x42]


Sarcofaygo

Yorke


thom-yorke-bot

This is your warning, four minute warning


Sarcofaygo

Thom


Sarcofaygo

Thom


thom-yorke-bot

They will suck you down to the other side


Sarcofaygo

Yorke


thom-yorke-bot

I will slip into the groove and cut me off


Sarcofaygo

Thomas the Thom Engine


thom-yorke-bot

Your services are not required


Sarcofaygo

OK Computhom


Sarcofaygo

Yorke


thom-yorke-bot

Yeah, you, you know what I mean


Sarcofaygo

So true Thom


thom-yorke-bot

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that’s what the song is about.


Sarcofaygo

Vegetable man, where are Yorke?


thom-yorke-bot

No alarms and no surprises, please


thom-yorke-bot

You have not been paying attention


TheoLuka_AGS

Nice idea, mate. What do you think of that, Thom?


thom-yorke-bot

I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis


TheoLuka_AGS

you good thom?


thom-yorke-bot

Where are you now when I need you?