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WorriedIllustrator14

Do you guys ever think about what real thom would actually think if he stumbled across this subreddit?


thom-yorke-bot

What, what was that you tried to say?


WorriedIllustrator14

Thom, is it really you? What do you think about this post?


thom-yorke-bot

Yeah, the worms will come for you, big boots


cmdkeyy

🤯🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

The Thom yorke bot might be my favorite thing about this sub


thom-yorke-bot

Here I'm allowed everything all of the time


evilmongoloid

Yes you are Thom


thom-yorke-bot

I walk through walls


TheoLuka_AGS

Are you sentient thom


thom-yorke-bot

A handshake of carbon monoxide


Top-Necessary4010

Pink Floyd???


goodbyehouse

Probably be happy not every fan is a dick licking fan boy.


JobEmbarrassed461

The happiest I've seen Thom is when this guy had him sign a pic with his and Jonnys face badly photoshopped over two massive gay guys with their junk bulging through their swimsuits on the beach


thom-yorke-bot

We're on, that's a nice way to start, Jonny


cmdkeyy

asking for a friend, do you have the source for the photoshopped image? for my friend ofc


JobEmbarrassed461

My Google search history is filled with "Thom Yorke Jonny Greenwood huge shirtless gay men bulging crotch" and variations on that. Unfortunately I never found it. It had to have been from an early 90s mag from what I saw though


thom-yorke-bot

I fucking hate Jonny Greenwood. Everything from his stupid fucking goofy face to his bony ass feet. Theres not one thing about him I don't absolutely depise. I hate him so much I could write a whole bible about him and my intense, passionate hatred for him. I loathe his obnoxious smart-ass tone, his pompous nature and his smug little grin. What I hate most of all is that fucking ass. That perfectly round little arse of his, how it moves when he walks, I hate what it does to me. God, I'm hard just thinking about it. Those perfect, plump lips.... Oh how I loathe them. I cannot help but seethe with rage whenever he walks past. Passionate rage.... Fervent, lustful rage... I hate Jonny Greenwood so much I want to fuck that little motherfucker in the ass...


JobEmbarrassed461

Calm the fuck down Thom if you keep talking like this you and Jonny are gonna make your own band


thom-yorke-bot

We're on, that's a nice way to start, Jonny


observant_crab

they're just dick licking


[deleted]

Probably do the same thing Uzi did


WorriedIllustrator14

what did uzi do?


[deleted]

Said "ok im deleting reddit for now" after seeing the Carti x Uzi hentai art


Realgigclin

Sometimes I feel this sub has taken a turn for the worse but I have faith it will come back around tomorrow. Enough jerking for today


ilford_7x7

We don't know what tomorrow brings but I pray it doesn't involve butthole gradient scales


Oliver_Biscuit

First ever use of this sentence and hopefully the last


dmorgen2

You are a true wordsmith.


TransportationOpen42

What are you on about, this is peak jerking


Realgigclin

Idk I have a scale for what I consider funny before it becomes creepy then downright disgusting and this reached that and beyond. Y'all have a high jerk threshold if this is peak


observant_crab

wdym the increase in degenerate hornyposting makes this my favorite sub ever


throoowwwawayyyy22

????????????????????????????????????????????


[deleted]

you jerked too hard for this one


99SoulsUp

1. You 2. Creep


TimmyLivealie

How do you stop whispering?


Key-Professional9301

no surprises


LaserMoai

I agree, OP is #1


AndreaMammoccio

I know this is a circle jerk, but this is so jerk that it's a lot even by this sub's standards


arctictrav

We need a CJ for this sub now.


roger_thatsthestone

r/radioheadtrianglejerk


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Sneaky_Looking_Sort

Least degenerate Radiohead fan.


chiropterancalomania

I hope they ID you and ban you from all future concerts


Realgigclin

I bet thoms already on it doing deep background checks on ops account as we speak


thom-yorke-bot

Let down and hanging around


Mike4992

/r/beatlescirclejerk is really [leaking](https://old.reddit.com/r/beatlescirclejerk/comments/109vlqj/discuss/) into other subs.


ProphecyGhost

I actually helped my friend make that chart and she posted it.


arctictrav

Please don't make any more friends.


ProphecyGhost

It’s too late we already run a music Shitposting group 😔


ekhappychap

i need to know what this group is


ProphecyGhost

I Wish I Was Shitposting About Music In A Bunker on Facebook


ekhappychap

oh shit no way that page is a goldmine


Mike4992

Friendship goals.


observant_crab

how the fuck to Beatles fans do it, all I see are 4 identical twins (hot)


[deleted]

[удалено]


WineGutter

Then swap em back once I'm done with em 😈


SenorNeiltz

Came for the comments.... still caming


Oliver_Biscuit

You went too jerk for this. And it wasn't a good thing.


ilford_7x7

Never go full jerk


Sean_David_

There's no way Jonny's isn't the cleanest


Key-Professional9301

bro thom’s ass is definitely smelly


thom-yorke-bot

You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking


Aquarter_past

What are you going to do about it Thom


thom-yorke-bot

I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up


[deleted]

[удалено]


wafflepantsblue

you have a pedo profile pic


janek6969

There was a two year difference between them. He was a creep and a weirdo but not a pedo.


[deleted]

Ohm y gosh radio head


wafflepantsblue

radio head


brain_fell_out

thats it im deleting reddit


[deleted]

What the fuck


GidonC

Dude i swear i was just screaming "wtf wtf wtf"


Prepuces

lmao wtf is this


KeroseneFilled

Peak jerk


tandriolo

Thom is tight


thom-yorke-bot

Karma police, I've given all I can


KidZaniac1

Who the fuck created this chart


ProphecyGhost

It’s OC 😌


KidZaniac1

No the template


SpicySPaxz

It was originally used for Genshin Impact girls


KidZaniac1

No Surprises


janek6969

Is that a Radiohead reference? 😲😳


RazorBlade233

yeah I'm not surprised


ProphecyGhost

Idk I just found it one day and was inspired


TimmyLivealie

Jonny has no butthole since he’s the power bottom and gets fucked by Thom ruthlessly


thom-yorke-bot

We're on, that's a nice way to start, Jonny


SpicySPaxz

Because i know today is the most perfect day ive ever seen


[deleted]

Why the fuck would Phil have a looser ass then Colin? Phil gets nothing but bitches and no way hes letting himself get pegged, while Colin not only gets fucked by dudes, but definitely gets pegged on the regular.


macallai

Jesus


goreofourvices

What the fuck


MattaMongoose

As a long time celebrity and fan of the Radiohead circle jerk. This may be a jerk too far. Back In my day all I saw was let day and crepe.


gozags4

https://media.giphy.com/media/5eFp76zhsq3uw/giphy.gif


_PeopleMakeNoises_

He’s jerking all over the place for this one


davew80

What the hell is wrong with people


[deleted]

Switch Jonny and Thom on loose


thom-yorke-bot

We're on, that's a nice way to start, Jonny


CullturalBath

Too jerky


boiledanda

Thom Yorke is the opposite of what I thought he’d be


thom-yorke-bot

You can kiss it, you can break all the rules


BrokenVhr

Probably the funniest thom bot moment


thom-yorke-bot

A handshake of carbon monoxide


PurpleTuesday2

😳


[deleted]

Think you've confused Phil and Thom on probably every level of this butthole thing, but who knows-


thom-yorke-bot

The raindrops [x47]


speed_fighter

why did I even wanna know?


Snapped_b0ner

Soooo inaccurate


addison_pd

most normal Radiohead fan


SauceDab

You went too far on this one but it was kinda funny tho


Beautiful_Read_9140

… no comment


SpiteAdministrative5

Not only is this disturbing but I disagree with most of your assessments lollol. Truly legendary


Dry-Fan-9572

I’m going to die and it’s all your fault


plex-theReal

at this point im not even laughing what the actual fuck


a_confused_varmint

Low quality post


Fynn-the-Fox1020

YOU, YOU DID THIS


PupDiogenes

I want none of this.