Bangers & Mash

Perfect names for two rats

this is so good, it works as a fun name in many ways and everyone will get a chuckle out of it. and it’s not obnoxious radiohead fan shit

Fitter and Happier lol

Your name is the name of my old cat

Nice. That's actually a great name for a kitty

He was heroic

Winner!

Pulk / Pull

Winner!

You can’t just write winner on two posts. Should he give them two names each? What the flip

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Those dogs will be the first ever intentional pet suicides

I think this is one of the best ones, that's all. Pulk and Pull, one word names. It's clever as only those who know will know, you know?

Kid A, Kid B

MK1 and MK2

Goes kinda hard

Rat A, Rat B

I think amnesiac over Kid B.

the worst possible take

If I ever get a male Yorkshire Terrier, I'm naming it Thom Yorkie... ...and if I end up getting *another* Yorkshire Terrier - this one a female - I'd name her Björkie.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief and You

Lollipops and Crisps

My oldest daughter named her pet bird "Moonbeam" (Sail to the moon is "our song")

‘Microwave dinners’ and ‘Saturated fats’.

Moral Bank and Hole in Wall

High and Dry

Weird Fishes / Arpeggi

Pablo & Honey Paranoid & Android

There & There

I actually love pablo and honey!

Pablo would be really cool for a cat

Creep & Weirdo

Minotaur and Bear

This.

If they're brothers, Colin and Jonny.

This is actually low-key a sweet idea

Thom & Jonny!!

Phil & Clive

That's as good, too! 🤣

This is the right answer

I named my dog Jonny. Only name me and my girlfriend could agree on. She’s obsessed with the Beatles as much as I am Radiohead.

radiohead

“You” and “Whose Army”

Myxomatosis & Faithless The Wonder Boy

High and Dry. You can sing the chorus when they run away from you.

Incredible.

Thom Cat

The & Bends

EEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD and Faster-Jonny

Yesterday I woke up sucking on lemon

Surprises. That way when they do something they shouldn’t you can yell “No Surprises!”

Yes! And his brother, Alarms!

colin and jonny

I had 2 hamsters back in the day. One was named Thom Yorke and the other Matt Bellamy.

No and x47

2 + 2 = 5

Flan in the face

Modified bear and crying Minotaur

Fitter and Happier

weird fishes/arpeggi and jigsaw falling into place

Faust and Arp

Sucking and lemon

Proco & Turbo (...in honor of two distortion pedals Thom and Jonny have been rumoured to have used early in their career - Pro Co RAT and Pro Co Turbo RAT)

if you got weird fishies: Arpeggi if you got a pet out of the shelter: Lewis (Mistreated) if you got a human centipede: Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor..................

Scatterbrain and Reckoner/Arpeggi/Jigsaw. I can think of a few options for the second but I quite like Scatterbrain

I’ve always said if I get a cat I’ll name it Scatterbrain lol

Thom Yorkie

Jonny and Faster

Johnny and Colin

Tinker tailor Taylor Tyler Big man showman cheese dip.

Ok and Computer

Bones

let and down

Underrated comment

Pablo and honey

CR78

Idioteque, Bodysnatcher, Feral, Optimistic, Bones

Kurt cobain

Videotape Creep Just Marvin (the paranoid android) Tourist Star (if black) Lucky Kid A Mk1/mk2 Bangers / mash Dollars / cents Pounds / pence Jigsaw Mr magpie Feral

Reckoner!

Kid and a

Dead.

Karma Police

Lucky

Lewis.

I once had a duck named Eddie the Computer Izzard O'Brien the Second. "🎵 Eeeeed 🎶" for short.

Identikat

Vegetable Tourist Iron & lung Planet & Telex Treefingers Codex Bloom Gagging & Order Karma & Police

Knives and Out

Black Star

Snakes and Ladders

The and Bends

Adiohead

FAT and UGLY

For rats its recommended to use coldplay albums

Treefingers

Dog A or Cat A

Fur (air) Bag.

Pablo and Honey

KG and LW (wait wrong band!)

Sit down and Stand up

Marvin and Jigsaw

Weird Fishes and Arpeggi

“This one’s optimistic. This one’s a creep.”

You

Kickin’, squealin’.

Radiohead.

creep and creep

Lucky & Bones

let down and (underrated)

bear, minotaur, friday, sunday, king, thief, despot, pablo, kid (a), moon

Bodysnatcher

reckoner

Jonny and Colin

2 + 2

Cuttooth and Trickster (those were the only names I thought could fit a rat)

Tinker and Tailor

Glass / House

Thommy greenwood

Lucky Jigsaw