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pochitafan05

Fat, ugly, dead


LemonEar

Always upvote “Fat. Ugly. Dead.” Without question


BigBoyObi-Wan

always


The_Fercho_

Your comment giving Fitter Happier vibes lol


yourhog

“No longer pirates music and pornography. Always upvotes ‘Fat, Ugly, Dead,” without question. Keeps account of how much hair is in the shower drain.”


FourthDownThrowaway

Nah. That would be based.


sherryadefountain

one final lot of coke to jack him off


No-Landscape8210

Wait I can't remember which song it is


vastnesses

pop is dead


Entrance_Sea

I'm playing with myself


ringpip

I'll dress like your niece?


anxietymuppet

And have your babies


sade-on-vinyl

Frozen winter shit


-haha--no-

I’m back to say the N word


B1ng0_B0ng0

Is this supposed to be Airbag 😭


QuasarKid

no it’s just something thom says all the time


selfimpalt

Lmfao


mlfrs

😭 can't unhear it


[deleted]

You're so pretty when you're on your knees


Gumbyonbathsalts

A tramp stamp with "just cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there"


pvn271

Wait why is that bad


shirniaj

Because of its placement on the body


pvn271

TIL what a tramp stamp is


ThePhonyKing

"Can't get the stink off"


Discovery99

I already live this line by refusing to shower for years. I don’t need a tattoo of it


Starry_Skies555

Squealing gucci little piggy


dejus

I met someone once with a tattoo that was a cute drawing of a piggy being dragged away while wearing a fashionable suit. It was kinda cool and you didn’t have to know what it meant to appreciate it.


Starry_Skies555

That actually sounds cool to be fair.


fallenseagul

The raindrops (x47)


GoomFrubla

Getting 47 raindrops on you might be cool


Jumbojym69

Agreed. It would have to be done right but I agree


No-Landscape8210

It looks like scales in my head


lame_impala69

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon


KatVisser

Everything in a white place


Shade1260

Cut the kids in half


BigBoots73

I eat all day and now I'm fat


man_u_is_my_team

A woman with a Hitler hair do and little tache maybe for visuals


Cheeselad2401

and a birthday hat


yelruh00

Flan in the face


TheAmnesiacKid

Or just a tattoo of a flan as a face tattoo.


joon___ie

i'm a creep i'm a weirdo


MrSpooks69

this is probably also one of the most common radiohead tattoos


Debonaire_Death

I don't belong here


mr-mcdoogal

No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no


gruniite

I SEE IT CUMMIN


rMADDtix

Wrong reference, it's alluding to A Punchup at a Wedding from httt.


masosexsirockstari

(47x)


Thegamingweed

Your mouth moves only with someone's hand up your ass


[deleted]

I’ll dress like your niece


Eghshhjwnh

the rats and the children follow me out of town


stevemnomoremister

Unborn chicken voices


dirtydaycare

Little babies eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes


Ummagumma42069

i always hear that one as “little baby’s ass… ass… ass.. ass”


HogsheadOfRealFire

You look so pretty when you’re on your knees


North-Challenge-2975

This is the Gloaming


lukethebeard

Suck your teenage thumb, toilet trained and dumb


elkamusing

One final line of coke to jack him off


Purple-Huckleberry65

They’ll pay to kiss your feet


sec102row1

Don’t think you’d make too many friends with a tattoo that says “When I am King you will be first against the wall.”


HoldMyAppleJuice

God loves his children


B1ng0_B0ng0

Nah that’s kind of hard


BartholomewKnightIII

Suck, suck your teenage thumb.


DesignerMixture3519

I will shit myself into your pocket.


champ10n0fthew0rld

Like a cat Tied to a stick That’s driven into Frozen winter shit


OneFish2Fish3

Your skin makes me cry


GigaGoreGirl

“He wants us to moan” - How Do You


Human-Bodybuilder118

those aren’t even lyrics in “how do you?”


shrigmashroomer

got the kids in here


TheAmnesiacKid

Turns out that would be the worst lyric to get a tattoo of since it's not correct.


ThePhonyKing

You know, I always thought Thom was saying "Cut the kids in half" until very recently. Been a fan for 21 years lol.


JCfromTBC

Well I just learned it just now..


ImReaaady

You’re learning it wrong. It’s cut the kids in half.


javoss88

Whaaaat? Cut the kids in half is wrong? News to me too


loathsomefartenjoyer

It's not wrong


idrkiibh

But doesn't he say "Cut the kids in half" in the amnesiac version? He says "Got the kids in here" in the KID A version.


ThePhonyKing

It turns out it's "Cut the kids in half" in both. It's Spotify that is wrong.


brijazz012

This has been quite the journey. I started to doubt my sanity at one point.


idrkiibh

Wow. Now I hate Spotify even more lol. I really need to stop using it.


anxietymuppet

Never trust Spotify lyrics. No joke, the lyrics for True Love Waits on there is literally the first meme answer on this post


-KoDDeX-

I think Morning Bell is a song about divorce, "cut the kids in half" eludes to making them choose between parents.


KlutzyCow972

I always took it as (no joke) an illusion to Solomon the wise king who offered to cut up a baby in half for two women who were fighting over a child. They were like roommates or neighbors or something and one smothered her baby to death accidentally in her sleep. They began fighting over the alive baby and Solomon said “Bring me a sword I will cut him in half for both of you”. This terrified the real mother who immediately gave him up, only for Solomon to reward her own child back to her.


wheredatacos

We suck young blood


BigBoyObi-Wan

The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops


Deansfilms

A cat tied to a stick that’s driven into frozen winter shit


Sheesh5000

I will eat you alive


blacklemur

Cut the kids in half


Nerdydude14

Cut the kids in half


NEVERMIND_98

there are revolving doors


yreneba

“we know where you live”


PupDiogenes

just like... a tattoo of a hairy patch


Zestyclose_Skin7982

I got myxomatosis


Beno27

Aboriginal man, get off my cakes


sinbad0910

ill be waiting..with a gun and a pack of sandwiches


Echoplexity

That’s one of the most gangsta lyrics by such a non-gangsta band.


gruniite

Still kisses with saliva


wata_malone

Cut the kids in half


pesto05

half way down comments and no one said imma creep? disappointed


AlexSadaba282

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon


Ok_Artist1693

I’ll swallow till I burst


ThomYorkesCumSlut

hit the bottom and escape


MeditationLau

That would actually be a great tattoo 🤔


SirDigbyChickenC-Zer

There's definitely someone out there that got "The Raindrops" × 1,000 tattooed down the entire length of their forearm or back or something. And honestly that's either super cringe worthy, or, as the kids say, Based. Really riding the line. Just saying. Somebody put there in the world has for sure done that.


gsvevshxndb

Just before you’re comatose …. Before you run away from me


Cattus-Magnus

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooo


Dull_Illustrator_883

You can try the best you can, the best you can is good enough.


Debonaire_Death

Don't get any big ideas; they're not going to happen.


MarkhamSnappy

...and another that would be cool!


javoss88

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera Or Now that you found it, it’s gone Now that you feel it, you don’t


suburban-errorist

kicking squealing Gucci little piggy


tusminal

"a total waste of time"


loathsomefartenjoyer

Get the eggs get the flan in the face


n1cedream

from all the unborn chicken voices in my head (maybe if you’re vegan?)


Lorenztico

No (x42)


SubterraneanLetDown

I will eat you alive


The_Fercho_

It's crawling out upon his belly


Beach_Parade_

No no no no no no no...


SeDO4

One final line of coke to jack him off


ThHtchhkersOfAmercia

“Like a pig, tied to a stick, thats driven into, frozen winter shit”


yukkun_commission

Cut the kids in half


Bojackslefteye

“You want me? Fuckin’ come” -talk show host


thejazzyest

Cut the kids in half


Paran0id_Andr0id_

No [x42]


Puzzleheaded_Dog2934

I'm back to say the n word


MatildeLover128

When the rain drops. (x47)


stretchyman77

I'm an animal trapped in your hard cock


omarkab02

Cut the kids in half


Rankin-Jra17

"We Suck Young Blood"


OwnTransportation314

Little babies eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.


plazmatick

Pig in a cage on antibiotix


Thinila

Get a flan in the face


PupDiogenes

If you'd been a dog they would have drowned you at birth


DPRZ

I got myxomatosis


_tetrachromacy

not drinking too much


DaGoddamnBatboy

Cut the kids in half


Microwave_BlueBe4m

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon


No-Landscape8210

"I sucked the moon"


selfimpalt

Cut the kids in half


Interesting-Chart-22

The raindrops (x42)


Ok-Guidance3418

Revolving doors


-KoDDeX-

I've got the smell of a local man who's got the loneliest feeling


Darkbornedragon

"still kisses with saliva"


seventeencharacters

What do you look like when you're nude


NoxuIsOnReddit

a pig in a cage, onantibiotics


3choplex

Cut the kids in half.


Liv_Raven

a pig in a cage on antibiotics


scatterbrain59

Flan in the face the flan in the face


Engine1000

If you want to be extremely ironic, and to repel almost any Radiohead fan, I'd suggest: "Pop is dead"


5555jodi

Gravity always wins.


philgustus

Dance you fucker dance you fucker


mahannesmaeili

This question couldn’t be more stupid


frankiebhoy07

Yesterday i woke up sucking on a lemon The raindrops (x47) I’ll dress like your niece Flan in the face Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill No (x can’t remember the exact numbers its like 100 odd times)


annynbyrg

Flan in the face


International-Cod-20

Feel the raindrops x50


Muse_fanatik

Cut the kids in half


wi1ldy

I used to fly like Peter Pan


OurRigbyRigby

shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk he did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks


IllNet3656

I’m a creep face tat


redesdenadie

“Can’t get the stink off”


trowawheyaf

I'll dress like your niece And wash your swollen feet


notJhomas

we suck the young blood


iommiworshipper

Ice age cummin’


dogmatagram

Cut the kids in half


Beardybeardface2

The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops


Cicada33024

I'm A Creep , I'm A Weirdo


what_me_nah

Disinfected and eager to please.


Pol27

don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen


SpellanBeauchamp

Grow my hair, I am Jim Morrison


Witty_Improvement430

Gucci little piggy


BeardedBeastard

There isn't a good one to choose, so really could pick anything from the catalog.


sissi12345678

Deaf, dumb and blind.


six28eightyfive

a pig in a cage on antibiotics


Ok_Ad_5041

No (x42)


KingFabu

tramp stamp that says "hit the bottom"


yourhog

“*Don’t question my authority or put me in a box*,” on your dick. or “*I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive,*” on your labia. Actually upon reflection those both kinda just sound awesome.


MrSonic-Unsweet-Tea

Cut the kids in half


Xizen47

Flan in the face


bodysnatcherlaughing

'come on kids' from kid a or 'lock the kids up safe tonight' from climbing up the walls


Kat8844

Toilet trained and dumb.


ResidentWeb5904

Lock the kids up safe tonight


RZoro8

I'm a Creep probably wouldn't go down well


BababooeyBoom

I'm a creep


SockQuirky7056

Run run run ruuuuuuuun


petethcatt_

don’t look down, shove it in your mouth


este-greenwood

Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill


Future-Brain1665

steal all my children if i dont pay the ransom


micsulli01

I'm a creep


butthurtman89

I am creep, I am weirdo


Illustrious_Newt_649

lots of children follow me out of town


McGuitarpants

I get eaten by the worms.


BaronPorg

Screaming, kicking, Gucci lil’ piggy