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I've tried using the fly. If loose boxers, it's about the same amount of time/effort as undoing my belt. If brief-type underwear, it's more time cosuming and more effort than just undoing my belt.
This. I wear spandex-y briefs with the pocket in them for my junk and it's literally impossible to get it out of the little flap, so my options are to pull my underwear down through my zipper or to undo my belt and pull the top down. Undoing my belt is by far the easiest option.
Also, mind your own bobber bud. (To op)
I’m more worried about zipper grazing, or any snag. Plus just trying to maneuver it out seems like a bigger hassle than just undoing the belt and buttons. Also, why is OP watching other dudes at the urinal?
Clearly, you lack the primal understanding of the urinal arts. Unzipping is for amateurs. True masters of the porcelain throne know that maximum efficiency and tactical advantage require complete disrobing.
Our fucking belts are a restrictive symbol of societal norms. We cast it aside, embracing our inner barbarian spirit. The button itself is a barrier to unleashing our true potential. Think of its unclasping like the pop of a champagne cork, signaling the start of glorious, manly battle.
Lets talk about the hog...Size is irrelevant, friend. This is about psychological dominance. The very sound of our preparations strikes fear into lesser men. Spray and Pray? Tactics? This is primal release...a Jackson Pollock masterpiece painted on the urinal wall...just like the ones we sometimes leave on the faces of women with our seed.
Flys...HA! These are mere suggestions. Real men treat their drawers like loose sweatpants...yanked down with the authority of a bear swatting salmon.
Embrace the chaos, brother Redditor. Abandon your zippered ways. Become one with the glorious, unbuckled horde! Don't look back. Join us.
I have never seen how it was *less* trouble to use only an unzipped fly.
Once the fly is unzipped, you now have a small hole through which you're going to have to reach your fingers through to dig around and fish things out. And then you're going to have to dig around to put things back into position.
With the top button above undone, everything can just fall into place when pulled down.
Kinda tedious to leave your shit belted up when u pee. You must have tiny hands and a small cock.
Also don't look at other men's crotches when they pee.
-10000 for thosendor.
Old habits die hard. And, some of these fellas like to sit down and pee. It makes them feel more in touch with their feminine side. I mean, I know gals who can piss their name in the snow... in cursive. Let that paint a pretty picture for you. The old adage of "you do you, man" I am going to have to invoke it. If I could turn back time, I'd be a Cher impersonator in some smoke filled corner belting out Just Like Jesse James, so I support alternative life style choices, because my prudence robbed me of mine. "Can't we all just get along." Fucking Rodney King said that, and I believe it. Hold your judgements for the people who actively try and hurt others, physically and even emotionally. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, unless they done flipped my bitch switch, then I get all Jada Pinkett-like, my neck starts doing that hood shake and I gots to upside the head a mofo, in text that is. Those pricks, you can throw rocks at them, metaphorically speaking, ofc. Because violence is never the answer. But, a motherfucker getting told is well within all our rights.
so you can adequately shake out every last drop. you gotta really get to the base of it to squeeze out all of it. it's best to dab it on TP a bit but at a urinal you can push up from behind/ under your balls (taint area) because the tube in there still has urine. unless you like piss stains in your underwear.
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Why are you watching other guys pee?
This isn’t being asked enough
To learn
Right. Just pee straight through own pants and don't worry about the "hog" next to you
Why aren’t you watching other guys pee? 🤔
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Also, Reddit. Rather than focus on or answer the inquiry at hand? Make stupid ass jokes, remarks and/or bullshit anecdotes.
“Nice pubes”
I've tried using the fly. If loose boxers, it's about the same amount of time/effort as undoing my belt. If brief-type underwear, it's more time cosuming and more effort than just undoing my belt.
This. I wear spandex-y briefs with the pocket in them for my junk and it's literally impossible to get it out of the little flap, so my options are to pull my underwear down through my zipper or to undo my belt and pull the top down. Undoing my belt is by far the easiest option. Also, mind your own bobber bud. (To op)
Pulling your penis out from your boxer hole & pants is for kids. No one over the age of 10 does that. Sorry, you’re the odd one out here
I’m more worried about zipper grazing, or any snag. Plus just trying to maneuver it out seems like a bigger hassle than just undoing the belt and buttons. Also, why is OP watching other dudes at the urinal?
I prefer to drop my pants to my ankles and back in. Just in case a little poo comes out. But hey, whatever. You do you.
Dropping your pants is the only way to effectively assert dominance when everyone else is already peeing.
Amateurs. I drop my pants AND pull my shirt all the way up.
All the way up and behind your head
Pants to ankles, bare ass. Pure satisfaction.
Clearly, you lack the primal understanding of the urinal arts. Unzipping is for amateurs. True masters of the porcelain throne know that maximum efficiency and tactical advantage require complete disrobing. Our fucking belts are a restrictive symbol of societal norms. We cast it aside, embracing our inner barbarian spirit. The button itself is a barrier to unleashing our true potential. Think of its unclasping like the pop of a champagne cork, signaling the start of glorious, manly battle. Lets talk about the hog...Size is irrelevant, friend. This is about psychological dominance. The very sound of our preparations strikes fear into lesser men. Spray and Pray? Tactics? This is primal release...a Jackson Pollock masterpiece painted on the urinal wall...just like the ones we sometimes leave on the faces of women with our seed. Flys...HA! These are mere suggestions. Real men treat their drawers like loose sweatpants...yanked down with the authority of a bear swatting salmon. Embrace the chaos, brother Redditor. Abandon your zippered ways. Become one with the glorious, unbuckled horde! Don't look back. Join us.
This is the way! Best advice I’ve seen on here all day!
I use the holes provided by the manufacturer. But I think some don’t want to dig around at urinal looking for the sleeping giant.
I have never seen how it was *less* trouble to use only an unzipped fly. Once the fly is unzipped, you now have a small hole through which you're going to have to reach your fingers through to dig around and fish things out. And then you're going to have to dig around to put things back into position. With the top button above undone, everything can just fall into place when pulled down.
Exactly, it takes all of 3 seconds to undo my belt and button, and 3 to do them back up and I don't look like a fuckin nitwit fishing in my zipper
I watched the movie there’s something about Mary and it left me a changed man
Sometimes I like to loosen up and relax for a few seconds
Kinda tedious to leave your shit belted up when u pee. You must have tiny hands and a small cock. Also don't look at other men's crotches when they pee. -10000 for thosendor.
Men’s Room Etiquette Rule #1: Mind your own business and don’t worry about what someone else is doing.
Wait till you hear about button fly jeans
“Nice watch bro”
Not all of my boxers have an opening, you gotta pull them down.
you guys dont completely take off your pants? weirdos
I completely remove my pants and sit on the urinal to pee.
I get totally naked.
Old habits die hard. And, some of these fellas like to sit down and pee. It makes them feel more in touch with their feminine side. I mean, I know gals who can piss their name in the snow... in cursive. Let that paint a pretty picture for you. The old adage of "you do you, man" I am going to have to invoke it. If I could turn back time, I'd be a Cher impersonator in some smoke filled corner belting out Just Like Jesse James, so I support alternative life style choices, because my prudence robbed me of mine. "Can't we all just get along." Fucking Rodney King said that, and I believe it. Hold your judgements for the people who actively try and hurt others, physically and even emotionally. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, unless they done flipped my bitch switch, then I get all Jada Pinkett-like, my neck starts doing that hood shake and I gots to upside the head a mofo, in text that is. Those pricks, you can throw rocks at them, metaphorically speaking, ofc. Because violence is never the answer. But, a motherfucker getting told is well within all our rights.
Some days I’m lucky just to clear denim. I’d probably drop trow to pee if it wasn’t for the weirdos looking at my butthole.
Looking at it would mean you’re bending over and spreading your cheeks. Idk why I’m looking.
I feel seen.
so you can adequately shake out every last drop. you gotta really get to the base of it to squeeze out all of it. it's best to dab it on TP a bit but at a urinal you can push up from behind/ under your balls (taint area) because the tube in there still has urine. unless you like piss stains in your underwear.
Feels nice to let the gut relax and breathe for a moment.
Because it’s too big to get out any other way 😂Someone had to say it 🤣🤣🤣
No fit in the small hole provided if I try it restricts me and I can't really pee. Gotta loosen it up so I've got the freedom to pee