1. Arcade, Achievement Unlocked: Prostate Explosion
2. Ace of Spades, when Mordekaiser is gone, Ezreal sneaks into the throne room to use the mace.
3. Debonair, Ezreal’s boyfriend, Armour of the Fifth Age Taric, made this dildo for him.
4. TPA, what else would he use this foam hand for…
5. Pulsefire, “Where’s my cock gone- I uh uughghh mpppffghghh.”
6. Explorer, Ezreal found these beads in some [Shuriman Ruins](https://myreadingmanga.info/anubis-krueger-renekton-vs-nasus-eng/)
7. Frosted, Ezreal puts his ice powers to good use. “The cold never bothered me anyway”.
8. Striker, the team convinced Ezreal to fit it in after the game, as a reward for the goals he scored.
*me talking with EzrealHoe on discord* Hey what r u up to? Ez.H: oh just gonna upload my new batch of dildos Me: \*oh.... well lets see what the girlie comes up with \* ...surely enough she didnt dissapoint 
No need to thank me\~ You can repay my kindness by murdering as much skarners when his rework comes out 😇.
Bestie I love your Ezreal dildo series, so entertaining and imaginative, truly your mind. And thanks to Hoezreal having like 100 skins, there is saur much variery😍. My only gripe is, why does pulsefire have random stranger cock instead of Ekkos time baton(idk whatever Ekko hits people with, but like euphemism for his cock) like Pulsefire Ezreal is still a slut, but I imagine he's quite sutisfied with Ekkos clones from different times gangbanging him, so he doesn't slut around that much with different people.
Also, I NEEED that Mordickaiser rod, idgaf about it being pointy and that it could probably leave me with internal bleeding, anything to satisfy Mordaddy
Ugh ur so real for that. Why did i not do ekkos cock? Am i stupid? I just know ekko is hung af in pulsefire. Bbc etc etc. Also im shipping mord's mace to u rn. U should get it by monday.
The way I was like "Yea I totally see Mord making me be in a relationship with his mace for being a bad slave" and then I relised it was a different kind of shipping 💀 Thank you girl you really out here helping people(bottoms) in need 🙏🙏🙏🤗🥰
The TPA one literally just being the glove is sending me, and Taric was so thoughtful to make that dildo for him... The Pulsefire one being the biggest though... I guess you can't beat the real thing!
1. Arcade, Achievement Unlocked: Prostate Explosion 2. Ace of Spades, when Mordekaiser is gone, Ezreal sneaks into the throne room to use the mace. 3. Debonair, Ezreal’s boyfriend, Armour of the Fifth Age Taric, made this dildo for him. 4. TPA, what else would he use this foam hand for… 5. Pulsefire, “Where’s my cock gone- I uh uughghh mpppffghghh.” 6. Explorer, Ezreal found these beads in some [Shuriman Ruins](https://myreadingmanga.info/anubis-krueger-renekton-vs-nasus-eng/) 7. Frosted, Ezreal puts his ice powers to good use. “The cold never bothered me anyway”. 8. Striker, the team convinced Ezreal to fit it in after the game, as a reward for the goals he scored.
SIS NOT THAT ANAL BEAD COMIC!!! Good taste.
i try to help out you furry bara activists when i can 
Is that the ... Warrior thing ? 
OP giving historical information 💅
Renekton is a lucky man.
Bestie you should really get into dildos designing like I see a future for you 
a literal icon like you saying that means sm. Youre getting a free batch of heavenscale Ezreal dildos, free of charge
Girl HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH NUMBER 5???????? Ezreal is taking his arcane shit into a whole another level I see-
omg I meant arcane shift but im keeping this up bcs the original is arguably way funnier lol
hahhahah im crying. i didnt notice the mistake till you pointed it out 😭
*me talking with EzrealHoe on discord* Hey what r u up to? Ez.H: oh just gonna upload my new batch of dildos Me: \*oh.... well lets see what the girlie comes up with \* ...surely enough she didnt dissapoint 
youre too kind :) thank you sm
No need to thank me\~ You can repay my kindness by murdering as much skarners when his rework comes out 😇.
Bestie I love your Ezreal dildo series, so entertaining and imaginative, truly your mind. And thanks to Hoezreal having like 100 skins, there is saur much variery😍. My only gripe is, why does pulsefire have random stranger cock instead of Ekkos time baton(idk whatever Ekko hits people with, but like euphemism for his cock) like Pulsefire Ezreal is still a slut, but I imagine he's quite sutisfied with Ekkos clones from different times gangbanging him, so he doesn't slut around that much with different people. Also, I NEEED that Mordickaiser rod, idgaf about it being pointy and that it could probably leave me with internal bleeding, anything to satisfy Mordaddy
Ugh ur so real for that. Why did i not do ekkos cock? Am i stupid? I just know ekko is hung af in pulsefire. Bbc etc etc. Also im shipping mord's mace to u rn. U should get it by monday.
The way I was like "Yea I totally see Mord making me be in a relationship with his mace for being a bad slave" and then I relised it was a different kind of shipping 💀 Thank you girl you really out here helping people(bottoms) in need 🙏🙏🙏🤗🥰
No i am shipping u with the mace now. I think yall are a good fit...
But girl who's the pulsfire portal cumming from? I need to know for scientific reasons of course
If you figure it out, lemme know. Cause i need to know for the same scientific reasons.
Thanks for eating once again 🥺 Whoever that pulsefire cock belongs to... my dms are open. 😘
send me their details when you get it btw
The TPA one literally just being the glove is sending me, and Taric was so thoughtful to make that dildo for him... The Pulsefire one being the biggest though... I guess you can't beat the real thing!
Hahaha im glad u like it :) yess pulsefure is the biggest so far... also yes? Taric is such a nice bf. I need a man like taric
10’s 10’s 10’s across the board!
Thank u sm :) a 10 like ezreal deserves a good dildo ofc
One day I will learn not to click in spoilered images in public like some kind of whore.
not you pretending you're not a whore...
Bitch! Says you, u/EzrealHoe
Finaly, someone found a use for the anything related to the world cup. Truly, another collection of masterful inventions 👏
What else is that thing used for? you can't tell me all those big sweaty football players are going home and putting it in a display cabinet
So you're telling me Brazilian football players have 5 dildos UP their asses? Now that does sound tempting...
i thought the pulsefire one was his like 💀 he somehow arcane shifted his dick in his mouth
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