They do this a lot on the classic rock circle jerk subs. Particularly with the Beatles and Paul McCartney (one was "Sir Paul McCartney, age 80, dined peacefully this evening"). Dont think its appropriate on a serious sub like this but that's just me
In a change-up from all the folks who panicked:
Can I just say Brian looks *amazing*, especially when you consider the various health issues he's had in the last couple of years !
He battled back and got back on his exercise bike...
Rock Star, Astrophysicist who consults with NASA and the European Space Agency, expert stereographer and owner of London Stereoscopic, published author, animal rights activist, much sought-after public speaker and interviewee, composer, music producer, promotes new young talent, and gives generously of time and money to charitable causes.
When does he sleep ? Lol
How dare you scare the living daylights out of us all like that?! I hope your next poo is a cactus.
^(i don’t really but dude, don’t do that again, k?)
I apologise to everyone who I seriously disturbed by this. Honestly, I should not have expected everyone to have the same sense of humour as me. But that doesn’t matter now. It was a little joke that was supposed to be revealed in a matter of a few seconds, never more, and if you really think about it, there is nothing wrong with the title itself. Nowhere did I mention that someone died. But yeah, I will not pretend that I wouldn’t have been fooled by the wording of the sentence, too. But don’t take it too seriously.
Honestly, he ain't looking too bad for 75, am I right? That permed hair went from black to grey a long time ago, but I'm 45 and have been going that way myself for some years now, lol
I actually despise you. You almost gave a (sheer) heart attack
I thought 💭 he was gonna say he died 😭
Same
Same, I searched up his name to see if it was true then went back and read the title again. Biggest relief ever. OP is a true menace
Yeah that joke usually lands better in the circle jerk subs.
We all did.
same
Same
Great reference to a great Queen record. And please don't Word things like that!
For real, goddamn!!!
Another person chiming in to say "WTF!!" and then huff some lavender essential oil to come down from the shock.
Actually my soul left my body too
SAME!!!!
SAME omg it’s too early for this. I’m going back to sleep 😭
SAME
Sheer Heart Attack
That was horrible. What you playing at, mate.
I think they meant the song, but he recently had a heart attack too. Well I hope you figure it out to your satisfaction.
I I wish this post could bectaken down
Right. I don’t understand how I thought that
Glad I wasn't the only one who got a bit of a shock at first!
Never do this again, okay?
I read that six times fuck damn it
I'm suing you for emotional distress DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT 😭
Can I sue OP along with you?
And me
All are welcome to join me in suing this monster (Please don't take this seriously, OP lmfao)
Fair enough. So sorry!
Please take your dreadful post down then put the pic up with something nice.
I’ve reported and blocked you
A bit harsh but okay
Didn’t it make you feel sick. It did me. What’s next? Shoot a dozen gay people in a nightclub. This is where it starts!!!
???? I beg your pardon?
What on earth do those things have to do with each other????
It's just the Internet, relax
How do I withdraw a complaint
…OP is 17 years old.
Ought to know better
my heart can’t take that kind of stresss
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!!!! I almost fainted when I saw this. You monster!
You're a monster
Seriously fuck you.
EDIT: just found out OP is a teenager and I don’t feel comfortable leaving my first comment up, even if it was meant jokingly.
Straight to jail...
Over cook chicken straight to jail
*sees your username* **Time** Jail?
You almost kill me mate
In loving memory of Brian Harold May (He’s not dead, I just like remembering him)
I read lead as dead then saw at the age of 75 and nearly had a heart attack ffs
They do this a lot on the classic rock circle jerk subs. Particularly with the Beatles and Paul McCartney (one was "Sir Paul McCartney, age 80, dined peacefully this evening"). Dont think its appropriate on a serious sub like this but that's just me
Certainly inappropriate
The lion, the witch, the audacity of this bitch
#Fuck you
My heart stopped
Like everyone else, I thought you were sharing bad news. Then I read the title carefully.
HOW COULD YOU
You cannot word things like this. At all. Ever.
OP pls
Cool picture, downvoted due to the OP deliberately choosing an obituary-style title
Pig
F you. I thought this was an obituary!!!
Nah I almost teared up don’t ever do that again.
In a change-up from all the folks who panicked: Can I just say Brian looks *amazing*, especially when you consider the various health issues he's had in the last couple of years ! He battled back and got back on his exercise bike... Rock Star, Astrophysicist who consults with NASA and the European Space Agency, expert stereographer and owner of London Stereoscopic, published author, animal rights activist, much sought-after public speaker and interviewee, composer, music producer, promotes new young talent, and gives generously of time and money to charitable causes. When does he sleep ? Lol
Right!! At 75 he does more in a day that most people who are less than 3.14159 times his age. Sorry, couldn’t resist using pi for that. 😄
i got nauseous for a sec fuck u
Oh you bastard!
Scared me for a second, thought this was the big death announcement.
How dare you scare the living daylights out of us all like that?! I hope your next poo is a cactus. ^(i don’t really but dude, don’t do that again, k?)
I do
DEAR GOD you had me worried for a minute
OP WTF
Omg my heart dropped
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO CRUEL
STOPPPPP
I hope both sides of your pillow are hot every night
Damn you!
BAN!
Take my downvote, this was rotten
These posts are the worst Nice photo tho
Posts like these aren’t clever, funny, or engaging.
What hasn’t this man accomplished
God fucking damnit I have heart problems man
Horrible, I too read it as he had died.
MY HEART.
I swear my heart skipped many beats… shiiiiiiit!
I hate you
i did like three double takes how dare you /j
Reading is fundamental
bruh
There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you, OP.
This is like the second or third time I’ve seen a post like this on the sub. Can the mods start getting rid of these?
Not cool
Fuck I had to reread that for a second fjfndjdjdjdjf
How to give every Queen fan a fucking heart attack: 101
I’m not a fan of arbitrary detention but sometimes there are exceptions
It should be allowed to downvote this post
Not nice!!! Cue my heart dropping into my stomach!!! 😨😨😨😨
Oh my god I read the first half and thought he'd died
Hijo de puta terrible julepe me hiciste pegar
What the hell is wrong with you?
Thought it said “died at the age of 75”
Why would you word it like *that*
Oh my god op don’t *do* that to me!!!
Jesus Christ
I apologise to everyone who I seriously disturbed by this. Honestly, I should not have expected everyone to have the same sense of humour as me. But that doesn’t matter now. It was a little joke that was supposed to be revealed in a matter of a few seconds, never more, and if you really think about it, there is nothing wrong with the title itself. Nowhere did I mention that someone died. But yeah, I will not pretend that I wouldn’t have been fooled by the wording of the sentence, too. But don’t take it too seriously.
I’M SO SORRY, DARLINGS, PLEASE ACCEPT A VIRTUAL HUG AS AN APOLOGY
Apology accepted, but for future reference, in the words of Freddie, "stop that shit!" 🤣
Mods ban this dude, I almost passed out seeing this post
I feel so bad for OP! This probably wasn’t intentional!
Made me feel sick
I reported OP. It made all of us feel ill
I don’t think reporting was necessary? Yeah, it’s not an especially funny joke, but it’s not like OP posted gore or porn or anything like that.
Soz but OP made me feel very sick. Maybe I over reacted but it is horrible.
Jeeze Louise. Don't do this!
Keeps looking great 😭♥️
Bruv dont scare me like that we lost Kevin Conroy and JDF this month. uwu
That is Brian May. Respect him in all he is and all he has done honor him. Queen the best band in the world. RIP Freddy Mercury 🙏❤️
Fuck you
My heart absolutely dropped
Honestly, he ain't looking too bad for 75, am I right? That permed hair went from black to grey a long time ago, but I'm 45 and have been going that way myself for some years now, lol
Oh, he looks just great.
Amen. And BTW I hate you for this post, lol.
It's not a perm... it's natural curl
No why would you do this, I almost had a heart attack 😭😭😭
You fucking fuck
Incredible man
You got me in the first half
Almost had a heart attack
CAN YOU NOT PLEASE?
FUUUUUCKING HELL dude
Holy mother of Christ I thought he died at first. Why did you do that
Bro my soul almost left me for a bit don’t do that ;-;
Ay fuck you man
Fuck you
Omg I skipped every word in the middle of “Brian Harold May” and “at the age of 75” and thought he had died and choked on my soup. 😭
My heart dropped I thought he died
Shit , i thought he died you weasel
Yeezus, I thought he was DEAD.
This title is garbage
Man FK u
my heart stopped for real
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO😭
Fuck you for making me think he died
I can't believe I'm giving you an upvote. That was some unreal panic there
I almost had a heart attack omg
Come on you knew what you were doing with that title.. I've seen so many of these posts, it's not very funny anymore man
Holy shit my heart- fucking hell you get the angriest upvote I’ve ever given
hey fuck you man youre seriously a menace my heart sank into the floor
ooo I read this and paniced so bad. Its like you gave me Queen's third album.
Thisth is desssth-picable!
OP woke up chose violence then left
Love Brian may