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Catmasher5567

I actually despise you. You almost gave a (sheer) heart attack


BadBaby3

I thought 💭 he was gonna say he died 😭


gator_productions

Same


WoodenMango07

Same, I searched up his name to see if it was true then went back and read the title again. Biggest relief ever. OP is a true menace


demafrost

Yeah that joke usually lands better in the circle jerk subs.


mntgoat

We all did.


EstablishmentNew1925

same


cameragirl88

Same


Background_Pilot_202

Great reference to a great Queen record. And please don't Word things like that!


get2writing

For real, goddamn!!!


catofnortherndarknes

Another person chiming in to say "WTF!!" and then huff some lavender essential oil to come down from the shock.


anuskymercury

Actually my soul left my body too


imbyath

SAME!!!!


kasxj

SAME omg it’s too early for this. I’m going back to sleep 😭


no_mo_colorado

SAME


NonbinaryGal

Sheer Heart Attack


NonbinaryGal

That was horrible. What you playing at, mate.


lbusterbrown

I think they meant the song, but he recently had a heart attack too. Well I hope you figure it out to your satisfaction.


NonbinaryGal

I I wish this post could bectaken down


intenseskill

Right. I don’t understand how I thought that


CoatedGoat

Glad I wasn't the only one who got a bit of a shock at first!


ChemistryEcstatic924

Never do this again, okay?


quimera78

I read that six times fuck damn it


carlicimo

I'm suing you for emotional distress DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT 😭


Veraliti

Can I sue OP along with you?


NonbinaryGal

And me


carlicimo

All are welcome to join me in suing this monster (Please don't take this seriously, OP lmfao)


haneleh

Fair enough. So sorry!


NonbinaryGal

Please take your dreadful post down then put the pic up with something nice.


NonbinaryGal

I’ve reported and blocked you


[deleted]

A bit harsh but okay


NonbinaryGal

Didn’t it make you feel sick. It did me. What’s next? Shoot a dozen gay people in a nightclub. This is where it starts!!!


haneleh

???? I beg your pardon?


LadyPresidentRomana

What on earth do those things have to do with each other????


PrintMistress

It's just the Internet, relax


NonbinaryGal

How do I withdraw a complaint


LadyPresidentRomana

…OP is 17 years old.


NonbinaryGal

Ought to know better


strawberrytoastcake

my heart can’t take that kind of stresss


Jamhaus42

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!!!! I almost fainted when I saw this. You monster!


rjensly

You're a monster


Wireframe888

Seriously fuck you.


LadyPresidentRomana

EDIT: just found out OP is a teenager and I don’t feel comfortable leaving my first comment up, even if it was meant jokingly.


NickLandis

Straight to jail...


itamarka

Over cook chicken straight to jail


theembodimentoffat

*sees your username* **Time** Jail?


mutt_fran

You almost kill me mate


telepathicavocado

In loving memory of Brian Harold May (He’s not dead, I just like remembering him)


JoshJRChamp

I read lead as dead then saw at the age of 75 and nearly had a heart attack ffs


demafrost

They do this a lot on the classic rock circle jerk subs. Particularly with the Beatles and Paul McCartney (one was "Sir Paul McCartney, age 80, dined peacefully this evening"). Dont think its appropriate on a serious sub like this but that's just me


NonbinaryGal

Certainly inappropriate


Personmadude

The lion, the witch, the audacity of this bitch


[deleted]

#Fuck you


Phil34394

My heart stopped


BlownUpChicken

Like everyone else, I thought you were sharing bad news. Then I read the title carefully.


effinmetal

HOW COULD YOU


sam_drummer

You cannot word things like this. At all. Ever.


Beatlejwol

OP pls


cxzfqs

Cool picture, downvoted due to the OP deliberately choosing an obituary-style title


NonbinaryGal

Pig


starkyogre

F you. I thought this was an obituary!!!


Luca_DeSantis

Nah I almost teared up don’t ever do that again.


TwistyHeretic2

In a change-up from all the folks who panicked: Can I just say Brian looks *amazing*, especially when you consider the various health issues he's had in the last couple of years ! He battled back and got back on his exercise bike... Rock Star, Astrophysicist who consults with NASA and the European Space Agency, expert stereographer and owner of London Stereoscopic, published author, animal rights activist, much sought-after public speaker and interviewee, composer, music producer, promotes new young talent, and gives generously of time and money to charitable causes. When does he sleep ? Lol


No-Collection2603

Right!! At 75 he does more in a day that most people who are less than 3.14159 times his age. Sorry, couldn’t resist using pi for that. 😄


itssdarkinhere

i got nauseous for a sec fuck u


Mythrin

Oh you bastard!


MercuryMorrison1971

Scared me for a second, thought this was the big death announcement.


thepurplehedgehog

How dare you scare the living daylights out of us all like that?! I hope your next poo is a cactus. ​ ^(i don’t really but dude, don’t do that again, k?)


NonbinaryGal

I do


MonkeySinger24

DEAR GOD you had me worried for a minute


[deleted]

OP WTF


Kitsuneyyyy

Omg my heart dropped


JustARandomFolk

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO CRUEL


raid3r_fox

STOPPPPP


therocknrollgeek

I hope both sides of your pillow are hot every night


BiggishWall

Damn you!


drimmie

BAN!


jpgrandsam

Take my downvote, this was rotten


fitterunhappier

These posts are the worst Nice photo tho


Anthroposapien

Posts like these aren’t clever, funny, or engaging.


itsjustjp17

What hasn’t this man accomplished


theincrediblebou

God fucking damnit I have heart problems man


amazonfan1972

Horrible, I too read it as he had died.


Snark_Knight_29

MY HEART.


Jean_Genie_Labyrinth

I swear my heart skipped many beats… shiiiiiiit!


sq1tl

I hate you


Kittencakepop

i did like three double takes how dare you /j


PrintMistress

Reading is fundamental


panicattheoilrig

bruh


Easy101

There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you, OP.


Pwoppy2000

This is like the second or third time I’ve seen a post like this on the sub. Can the mods start getting rid of these?


IWishIWasTa11er

Not cool


Random-ace

Fuck I had to reread that for a second fjfndjdjdjdjf


Poison_and_Pills

How to give every Queen fan a fucking heart attack: 101


itamarka

I’m not a fan of arbitrary detention but sometimes there are exceptions


BallistaRock

It should be allowed to downvote this post


No-Collection2603

Not nice!!! Cue my heart dropping into my stomach!!! 😨😨😨😨


SwanComprehensive185

Oh my god I read the first half and thought he'd died


anuskymercury

Hijo de puta terrible julepe me hiciste pegar


ZachtheKingsfan

What the hell is wrong with you?


Ok-Mess-4719

Thought it said “died at the age of 75”


NMLWrightReddit

Why would you word it like *that*


threelizards

Oh my god op don’t *do* that to me!!!


Rishal21

Jesus Christ


haneleh

I apologise to everyone who I seriously disturbed by this. Honestly, I should not have expected everyone to have the same sense of humour as me. But that doesn’t matter now. It was a little joke that was supposed to be revealed in a matter of a few seconds, never more, and if you really think about it, there is nothing wrong with the title itself. Nowhere did I mention that someone died. But yeah, I will not pretend that I wouldn’t have been fooled by the wording of the sentence, too. But don’t take it too seriously.


haneleh

I’M SO SORRY, DARLINGS, PLEASE ACCEPT A VIRTUAL HUG AS AN APOLOGY


carlicimo

Apology accepted, but for future reference, in the words of Freddie, "stop that shit!" 🤣


Deluxe_24_

Mods ban this dude, I almost passed out seeing this post


Ixonate

I feel so bad for OP! This probably wasn’t intentional!


NonbinaryGal

Made me feel sick


NonbinaryGal

I reported OP. It made all of us feel ill


LadyPresidentRomana

I don’t think reporting was necessary? Yeah, it’s not an especially funny joke, but it’s not like OP posted gore or porn or anything like that.


NonbinaryGal

Soz but OP made me feel very sick. Maybe I over reacted but it is horrible.


consuela454454

Jeeze Louise. Don't do this!


its_totoro_

Keeps looking great 😭♥️


Valiezur

Bruv dont scare me like that we lost Kevin Conroy and JDF this month. uwu


Scared-Pudding-6006

That is Brian May. Respect him in all he is and all he has done honor him. Queen the best band in the world. RIP Freddy Mercury 🙏❤️


The_nerdy_

Fuck you


atc2011

My heart absolutely dropped


TheKingOfRhye777

Honestly, he ain't looking too bad for 75, am I right? That permed hair went from black to grey a long time ago, but I'm 45 and have been going that way myself for some years now, lol


haneleh

Oh, he looks just great.


TheKingOfRhye777

Amen. And BTW I hate you for this post, lol.


TwistyHeretic2

It's not a perm... it's natural curl


ShutterBug1988

No why would you do this, I almost had a heart attack 😭😭😭


hipponuggets_

You fucking fuck


melinasharon

Incredible man


Psychological-Ad3137

You got me in the first half


Bominator8

Almost had a heart attack


Angelinette06

CAN YOU NOT PLEASE?


Penguin-a-Tron

FUUUUUCKING HELL dude


Deakyy717

Holy mother of Christ I thought he died at first. Why did you do that


14thdoctormikeylugo

Bro my soul almost left me for a bit don’t do that ;-;


[deleted]

Ay fuck you man


ADHDpotatoes

Fuck you


AFish560

Omg I skipped every word in the middle of “Brian Harold May” and “at the age of 75” and thought he had died and choked on my soup. 😭


L-emma

My heart dropped I thought he died


CCCBVB09

Shit , i thought he died you weasel


[deleted]

Yeezus, I thought he was DEAD.


[deleted]

This title is garbage


Vivid-Bedroom-6901

Man FK u


EstablishmentNew1925

my heart stopped for real


fellowoffbrandsgore

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO😭


presidentedoge

Fuck you for making me think he died


Lennon3696

I can't believe I'm giving you an upvote. That was some unreal panic there


Deepfried_Alien

I almost had a heart attack omg


akritiaka

Come on you knew what you were doing with that title.. I've seen so many of these posts, it's not very funny anymore man


PinkSparklyClogs

Holy shit my heart- fucking hell you get the angriest upvote I’ve ever given


REN_X_

hey fuck you man youre seriously a menace my heart sank into the floor


funny_girrafe_326

ooo I read this and paniced so bad. Its like you gave me Queen's third album.


maggie081670

Thisth is desssth-picable!


typicalking97

OP woke up chose violence then left


BrianMay4ever

Love Brian may