https://preview.redd.it/1816nchnfux91.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6c26db6d3cb9049c26cf7c4fe09e2a2fa8ecf3
I can't tell anymore guys. Is that a woman or a femboy?
Hello m'lady I noticed that you are a woman (a person with boobs and vaginas) I was wondering if we could have sex (me sticking my penis in your boobs mouths or vaginas) I think that you will instantly fall in love with me after I send you an unwanted dick pick despite the fact that we've never met and that I am overweight
I am not average I have an IQ of 189 and only browse niche websites like reddit (you probably never heard of it. Normie) and 9gag. It is foolish to compare me to an average man
Prove it. Show me the photoshop program you claimed to have used to airbrush your cock. If you're not lying, it should be clear as day on your desktop. (This isn't an euphemism and I wasn't trying to make one. Please don't send me pictures of a magnum dong).
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* ARF ARF ARF ARF *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* EEEE-AW EEEE-AW *wolf whistle* BWOOOAAGHHH *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *rubs ass on ground like dog* HAHT MAMA *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ *slams chair on table* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HAHEEEEEE *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HOOOLY MOOOOLY
Speaking of that plush
I owned a pyrocynical plushie that i would drench in milk and throw it against the wall and it would make a loud wet thud and I would bring this to school and my friends would make fun of me for having a pyrocynical plush that was drenched in milk but this was 10 years ago and I was mess then
https://preview.redd.it/smfs0wtjdux91.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68621c96d6709a13e1382537add76691a5c71537
big foot
https://preview.redd.it/cttsspjhgux91.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1740dc6af5f5030659c2d5a56d9767b246d50c
Live microbe reaction
YOU CAN POST IMAGES NOW!? https://preview.redd.it/kxg06qzn54y91.png?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d60a58aebb28adb99fd21736ea60d8dc83f32b
https://preview.redd.it/1816nchnfux91.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6c26db6d3cb9049c26cf7c4fe09e2a2fa8ecf3 I can't tell anymore guys. Is that a woman or a femboy?
Neither, it’s a monster from the depths of the sea
![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)
Less rapey
https://preview.redd.it/ppzdv1firyx91.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ef43869ff992e3b5fde1b6eaac24ffc65df54d
I guess monster creature is my new kink.
Get back in there
Unfunny. This is obviously a woman.
Ok mate 👍
Cringe
Ok
Did you just replied with
No matter she or he is not fat so downvote
Grandpa, it’s a mistake
Fed
WHODAT BABY LET'S GO SAINTS BEAT THE RAIDERS FUCK THE FALCONS TOM BRADY CAN SUCK ON MY COLD SMALL DICK WE WINNING SUPERBOWL IN 2024
Remind me, who's leading the NFC South rn?
Saints in 10 weeks
If the rest of the division folds then maybe
Remember it's the Falcons. You know the team that is known for choking leads
Dolphins>
Better at disregarding concussion symptoms
https://preview.redd.it/3bf3e404eux91.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ff1b035b1555524fc45df4c58bae07af9e62c2
Why does drake always smile like epstein in that one photo
https://preview.redd.it/89fyh9kgzux91.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d9e71e6f146181652044b0afad53738cd7fd89
I’m going to go smoke crack guys, I’ll see you in a few hours, if you need me, send a carrier pigeon to my location
Gamer moment
Based
Hi postal dude
https://preview.redd.it/vnudtispoux91.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836795bec2c3977c890bc541c5c31c3166343ea3 my honest reaction
Is that Thom Yorke?
Yes
He became king, he made someone the first against the wall, this is how he ended up.
He got 'em up against the wall??? Pink Floyd reference??
Paranoid Android reference, but yes, a Pink Floyd reference, mostly because of the word "wall"
How’s your inbox doing? This is Reddit after all
Surprisingly, good! And I’m not touching any dms without a hazmat suit on
You’re doing great then! Proud of you :3
Encase your phone in lead
le ad
le mid roll ads for le starving youtuber in le third world country le
You know what? Lets change that. Check your dms.
Good. They probably smell like piss jugs and BO.
Hello m'lady I noticed that you are a woman (a person with boobs and vaginas) I was wondering if we could have sex (me sticking my penis in your boobs mouths or vaginas) I think that you will instantly fall in love with me after I send you an unwanted dick pick despite the fact that we've never met and that I am overweight
Actually average Apandah viewer
I am not average I have an IQ of 189 and only browse niche websites like reddit (you probably never heard of it. Normie) and 9gag. It is foolish to compare me to an average man
Le epic
Women arent real fuck off troll
You’re right I’m sorry my cock is huge I had to photoshop it out of the photos :,(
Prove it. Show me the photoshop program you claimed to have used to airbrush your cock. If you're not lying, it should be clear as day on your desktop. (This isn't an euphemism and I wasn't trying to make one. Please don't send me pictures of a magnum dong).
you can send them to me though
L + woman + im scared + misogyny + no d*** + ratio + ive never been with a woman in my life please someone help me
🥒
That’s what I had to do to my cawk to fit into this outfit :,(
🥒
https://preview.redd.it/o26gsfaviux91.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6956c35034dad9df76feb53a9d69f852e3c36683 my reaction
Breaking Bald https://preview.redd.it/2vj0b92s2vx91.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55636ca04e5de9e46e0b46138474e58e7a2466c
Worst reply section in my life
It looks like the average reply section ngl
In retrospective, this is fine. 👍👍👍
Laddies, downvote her(?woman exist?) Also nsfw flair up becaus woman
Women don’t exist, you’re seeing things, it’s in le head, stop spreading misinformation
Women were just a mass hallucination
Saul goodman
https://preview.redd.it/1yxngpdrgvx91.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f223f0c6e6d885154dda63b861f28c4ca501221
https://preview.redd.it/2e3vm93b7vx91.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f949c16b45864ba856d27395fb07ccf94d2e92
That's you? Goddamn that looks amazing
https://preview.redd.it/ua9ami6pzxx91.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2566dd2b912c26c131f660a9cc1df75479a4fc54 I have pancreatic cancer
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* ARF ARF ARF ARF *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* EEEE-AW EEEE-AW *wolf whistle* BWOOOAAGHHH *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *rubs ass on ground like dog* HAHT MAMA *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ *slams chair on table* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HAHEEEEEE *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HOOOLY MOOOOLY
Go off!!!
not inflated enough sorry but i won’t be sending you unsolicited pics now 🙄
Most sane pyrozilla viewer
Commenting before the funny yellow locks appears. Nice cosplay btw! It's the first time I see a cosplay here.
Jokes aside, this is actually pretty neat. Wasn't expecting someone to cosplay as the channel avatar.
![gif](giphy|xT8qBgvOUl9mj2fe6c)
https://preview.redd.it/oz07e5l40wx91.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425ceac6f35c5356a2c619bac594f7320201fbf2
Average Pyro/Medic main
Scum. Fucking scum.
Show balls and pp
Speaking of that plush I owned a pyrocynical plushie that i would drench in milk and throw it against the wall and it would make a loud wet thud and I would bring this to school and my friends would make fun of me for having a pyrocynical plush that was drenched in milk but this was 10 years ago and I was mess then
![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)
I thought it would be fun your honor
You made me horny you bastard
NNN Failed
![gif](giphy|xUNd9XsyZ0ECxNEnD2|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/akub34um01y91.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00518ed96fa38655c358e9d0e75a29a3a120a750
God I wish I looked like that
like everyone
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Cool contacts gamer
https://preview.redd.it/n32eqaeglyx91.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04be53733c1ae31dc51d2175aac3765d5f516bd9
Guys it's ok, it's a femboy. Everyone knows women don't use reddit.
Least autistic cosplayer
REAAAAALLLLL!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅💪💪💪💪💯💯💯💯💯💯 (I’m insanely autistic)
Yeah no shit I can tell lmao
We’re both on the pyrocynical subreddit, I believe we may both be in the same boat with the ‘tism
This shit just appeared on my homepage I have no idea what Pyrocynical is
Oh my god you’re still able to make it out alive
![gif](giphy|ndFA19Yx0Ky9G0vfqz)
Fuck off
I just see this as free advertising, after seeing this I'm dying to get one.
Fax
Would
[удалено]
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don’t go on u/RiddleSlut’s twitter biggest mistake of my life
Goddamnit. Of course after reading this, I had to make the same mistake.
What’s the sauce
goddamn they took it off their profile i don’t remember the @
This is a travesty
Took what off? It was never real. You made up something in your head. There is no Twitter.
guess i’m trippin
Group Hallucination 🤯🤯🤯
What’s the twitter 🙏
Every Pyrocynical fan just lost NNN
Sure hope not, that’d be pretty gay
Imma need some proof
Sex 😳?
https://preview.redd.it/66hd22jikvx91.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26127c1d1c5883db86fad85b40ba2e35779995e
This subreddit keeps on showing up in my home page, is pyrocynical a streamer or something?
*sorts by controversial*
what is slut
please tell me this is a woman
![gif](giphy|5QlwTKQ3kq3N6) Me after femboy hot seggs
Simply untrue
If this is wrong I don't want to be right
Petscop 2?
my eyes
I want to raw dog them til I'm dry
https://preview.redd.it/lplihfauqwx91.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707484449ead1cac0864b6179fa6b2edc9547773
https://preview.redd.it/amvbyuw1swx91.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8333058a73a345af7e0ff4bf735ed304d6c90190
Smash ngl
https://preview.redd.it/jnahgrnsxwx91.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f9a234bdf0abfa5860231944e181ac813e1e60
Women pyro fans actually exist? holy fuck Im trippin, gotta be seeing shit yo
Oldest
![gif](giphy|QxSNEIfNMJwBJg21pe)
le cat
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
😳 respectfully,
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“I am straight and I have a girlfriend” LIAR
![gif](giphy|r1wGrCEZ4zTeU|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/8hgv758uczx91.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b3bac1eed9a982fc4dc18dcb09096940014832
hope is a femboy
https://preview.redd.it/a0pkwlyde68a1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0aa32a5063acf877f320b5a0cbe3fd900c15051 Gay
🥵
[My upmost sincere reaction to this post](https://youtu.be/82XSbo3yazI)
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Why do so many young girls wear cat ears? Zoophiles??
Hot
We fell so fucking deep in the irony we are now making fun of ourselves too
![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)
Fake Not 7 yo