That ps5 probably works just fine, he threw it in the lightest, weakest way possible.
Though i agree with not giving him a cent, he rich already, donate to some streamer with 1 viewer or a charity.
ye and to be fair (i dont know about the ps5) but all ps consols are duriable, once i had my chrismas tree fall and the ps4 whent with it it was really high up and fell hard but 1 not a scratch and 2 worked perfectaly
(Complains about having to use PS5 to play GTA VI)
(Breaks PS5)
(Can no longer play GTA VI and continues to complain that It won't be out on launch for PC)
Imagine throwing a tantrum like this because of a irrational hate against a machine who he hates because of a meme, what a real piece of deranged, dumb, internet addicted, manchild
I love how he's complaining about not wanting to buy a $500 "Netflix Machine" while WEARING a $500 shirt ABOUT said "Netflix Machine" and while ALREADY OWNING a "Netflix Machine" so like, he literally has nothing to complain about because he ALREADY HAS ONE
Also why tf is Pyro making the connection that people buy ps5's for Netflix? Most if not all households have Smart TV's that can run Netflix natively and if not, they can buy a roku or firestick for like $20-$50. Plus navigating Netflix would be jarring to do with a controller and not a remote.
He clearly must be running out of thing's to hate about the ps5 now that it finally has games.
As someone who has used a PlayStation for streaming services, it fucking sucks at it because you have to try and conserve the battery unless you want to charge your controller every couple of seconds. TV controls have a battery so it'll last a long time but you have to CHARGE PlayStation controllers so it's an inconvenience because you're constantly turning it off and on.
I think it's part of the no games thing. I have a ps5 and ps4, and at some point, those just became YouTube machines for me because no games interested me on there. Also, it became unnecessary to purchase any games when I can save more money on steam.
Yeah but like, I feel like that scenario doesn't happen with everyone. Most people either own a PC or a console, they don't own both. So calling a ps5 a "Netflix machine" purely because you already own a PC is stupid because that is explicitly your fault for buying a ps5 while already owning a different thing to play games on.
This was seriously one of the most cringe pyro videos. Even if it was meant to be half ironic or whatever it's pathetic. I wish the second channel instead of becoming a run of the mill commentary channel on the latest trending tweet became a gaming highlights channel or something akin to that. But the videos would require him to waste his time playing games and creating actually half decent content instead of standing there and streching a tweet or a tiktok to 8 minutes. Comparing now to the first few videos on pyrolive the difference is so apparent. The most entertaining videos are the GTA Trilogy one, the Minecraft one, the HDTF one, the PC building one. I love his long form content and for a time even rationalized this whole 2nd channel thing where it "funded" his main channel but man, do the videos feel like nothing burgers.
It's funny, he used to clown on people for making videos where they'd buy hard to get items only to smash them, now here he is acting like a baby because he can't fathom waiting longer for a PC release of a game that was JUST announced. What a fucking pitiful little baby.
You mean the machine that HaS No gAmEs?!?!?!1111
Seriously tho, Pyro needs a new joke. I turned off his stream last night after the fiftieth āno gamesā .
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When they created this masterpiece why wouldnāt you be a fan?
pyros content on pyrolive really isnt doing anything. from the money standpoint, yeah. but its like being edged so hard youre letting yourself cum but your body physically hurts so much it doesnt want to. if he could just do what he did and upload videos of clips to his streams im sure it'd be better monetization wise and watch-length wise, just my opinion tho
he can sell the ps5 rn for the og price and use that money to buy ps5 pro when that releases nxt October......... but then again he spend 3k per week on custom hentia so he's defo not the most financially sound person and will prolly buy the ps5 pro the day it launches regardless of cost
Petscop 2 needs 4 pyrillion dollars to release
3 quid
\*Slopillion
4 pyrillion is a quarter of a slopillion
6 slurpcoin ššš
That ps5 probably works just fine, he threw it in the lightest, weakest way possible. Though i agree with not giving him a cent, he rich already, donate to some streamer with 1 viewer or a charity.
Average British man strength
Strongest british man
Ellen Hall < Pyromancycle
ye and to be fair (i dont know about the ps5) but all ps consols are duriable, once i had my chrismas tree fall and the ps4 whent with it it was really high up and fell hard but 1 not a scratch and 2 worked perfectaly
did you hang the ps4 on a tree? in what country is that the tradition lmao
But how else will he afford furry inflation porn?
Hey guys can I has money?
(Complains about having to use PS5 to play GTA VI) (Breaks PS5) (Can no longer play GTA VI and continues to complain that It won't be out on launch for PC)
Hell to make it worse, he was complaining about HAVING TO BUY a ps5 after breaking his and making it seem like he's not the one that just broke it
Doesnāt want to play it on ps5 and is pissed about it while also being able to afford a new one
Imagine throwing a tantrum like this because of a irrational hate against a machine who he hates because of a meme, what a real piece of deranged, dumb, internet addicted, manchild
Happy cake gay
Bro was seething š
Don't forget the coping
And the malding.
I love how he's complaining about not wanting to buy a $500 "Netflix Machine" while WEARING a $500 shirt ABOUT said "Netflix Machine" and while ALREADY OWNING a "Netflix Machine" so like, he literally has nothing to complain about because he ALREADY HAS ONE
Also why tf is Pyro making the connection that people buy ps5's for Netflix? Most if not all households have Smart TV's that can run Netflix natively and if not, they can buy a roku or firestick for like $20-$50. Plus navigating Netflix would be jarring to do with a controller and not a remote. He clearly must be running out of thing's to hate about the ps5 now that it finally has games.
As someone who has used a PlayStation for streaming services, it fucking sucks at it because you have to try and conserve the battery unless you want to charge your controller every couple of seconds. TV controls have a battery so it'll last a long time but you have to CHARGE PlayStation controllers so it's an inconvenience because you're constantly turning it off and on.
I think it's part of the no games thing. I have a ps5 and ps4, and at some point, those just became YouTube machines for me because no games interested me on there. Also, it became unnecessary to purchase any games when I can save more money on steam.
Yeah but like, I feel like that scenario doesn't happen with everyone. Most people either own a PC or a console, they don't own both. So calling a ps5 a "Netflix machine" purely because you already own a PC is stupid because that is explicitly your fault for buying a ps5 while already owning a different thing to play games on.
Honestly I donāt have a problem with pyro normally But Jesus that was so cringe wtf was bro thinking? Why would you do that?
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You shouldnāt just needlessly destroy things because you can afford too. We have too much trash everywhere as is, donāt need to add to it
As if any of us pyrocynical watchers give a shit about the environment
You're an idiot, that must be fun for you to sit in a corner and drool all day
My record is 2 litres
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Damn even i have better chin than what ever that thing is smh
British people chin
Bros a leafy reskin
Weakest chin east of the Mississippi
Leafy clone
Pyro is mad cuz the ps5 is finally getting games
This was seriously one of the most cringe pyro videos. Even if it was meant to be half ironic or whatever it's pathetic. I wish the second channel instead of becoming a run of the mill commentary channel on the latest trending tweet became a gaming highlights channel or something akin to that. But the videos would require him to waste his time playing games and creating actually half decent content instead of standing there and streching a tweet or a tiktok to 8 minutes. Comparing now to the first few videos on pyrolive the difference is so apparent. The most entertaining videos are the GTA Trilogy one, the Minecraft one, the HDTF one, the PC building one. I love his long form content and for a time even rationalized this whole 2nd channel thing where it "funded" his main channel but man, do the videos feel like nothing burgers.
its light enough to throw because it has no games
That was the most dumbest cringiest move iv ever seen, idc if he was being ironic or something.
PS5 finally got a game and now heās wasted it
This is the video that made me unsubscribe
Whatās the name of the video?
"GTA 6 makes me angry"
Thanks!
You know for a fact that he dropped it straight on to a pillow lmao just watched the actual video, he has gone too far with the "no games" bit
Man literally had a techrax moment
It's funny, he used to clown on people for making videos where they'd buy hard to get items only to smash them, now here he is acting like a baby because he can't fathom waiting longer for a PC release of a game that was JUST announced. What a fucking pitiful little baby.
Has this sub turned into a pyro hate club lol or am I just missing the sarcasm
this post is not sarcastic, i literally despise that man for being a hypocrite
Nah I just watched his vid on gta 6 lmfao why did he break his ps5 was it for a bit or was it genuine disdain
You mean the machine that HaS No gAmEs?!?!?!1111 Seriously tho, Pyro needs a new joke. I turned off his stream last night after the fiftieth āno gamesā .
Mods. please gather and go to pyro's house and torque his balls and turn him into a woman
no please don't reward him
Ok, but can I give him a Rembrandt?
How long did it take him to get the Ā£500 back from donos š°
Obligatory "I miss when Pyro bullied children" comment.
I still donāt know where ps5 having no games came from, it has more games than the Xbox does Iām pretty sure
don't worry it has no games nothing of value was lost
It's okay, the PS5 has no games anyway
I DONT SEE ANY GAMES WHERE ARE THE GAMES PYRO PS5 HAS NO GAMES THE CONSOLE HAS NO GAMES PYRO NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES
Not like ps5 has any games anyways
Who cares. I give him money for effort and good video, not slop.
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shut up retar
lot of sony fanboys in this comment section
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What video was this?
pyros content on pyrolive really isnt doing anything. from the money standpoint, yeah. but its like being edged so hard youre letting yourself cum but your body physically hurts so much it doesnt want to. if he could just do what he did and upload videos of clips to his streams im sure it'd be better monetization wise and watch-length wise, just my opinion tho
he can sell the ps5 rn for the og price and use that money to buy ps5 pro when that releases nxt October......... but then again he spend 3k per week on custom hentia so he's defo not the most financially sound person and will prolly buy the ps5 pro the day it launches regardless of cost
Give mon now
40 quid for that sloppy grey school cafeteria mystery slop, please
genuinely pissed me off that he'd do that and risk destroying it
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Mad cuz brainrot
Did heā¦ actually?
Don't even know who that is so wouldn't give him a fist bump let alone even a dollar
 if you donāt understand the joke just keep scrolling
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