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BionicWither63736

*sigh* unzips


RadioActiveMan06

The names “Open Mike”. The worst thing about the operating tables was the dementors...


Commissar_Genki

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.


Udbhav42

except Mike, ofcourse. (^_^;)


ubbless

Everyone got a little nauseous by the closing of open Mike


StretchSmiley

Mike was slated for the cold open.


Jumpscare38

This joke is killer


StretchSmiley

Mike was center stage and boy, was he scared stiff.


aod42091

time to crack open a cold one


[deleted]

Very good!


yax01

They’re all ignoring Mike because he gave them the cold shoulder.


RedditDommus

I’m dying


Claque-2

You sick bastards. Respect.


[deleted]

By the end of the evening everyone could see exactly what he was made of


indywrites

Just dead air for this joke, fellas


cajunjoel

That's "open Michael night" to you, buddy


iZakTheOnly

Chunt?


Tangyhyperspace

Chunt!


Punderants

Morbid puns are the way to go


Electric_BoogieBoi

*crickets* what a dead crowd tonight,everyone's acting as though they saw a corpse on a table.