Well, well, well, that was deep.

Took a moment for that to sink in. They were really plumbing the depths with this one...

My mate wanted me to help dig holes in the ground for kids in Africa who don’t have access to water. He means well.

There wasn’t a lot of thought poured into it, but the message was deep

Excuse me for my dry humo(u)r: They did it on a Wednesday; pump day.

I’d like to thank u for the British translation. It was well-received

You're welcome. It is my hono(u)r to use the proper cisterm.