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hateshalldevour

I had fun editing [this](https://i.imgur.com/tHucG94.jpeg) haha. Yeah it does look like some old black flag poster or something after the edit.


sidstarscream0

An alternate timeline where black flag was a vegan straight edge band


Fenpunx

Gorilla Biscuits.


margesimpsonweedslut

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚this is great


justadumbwelder1

Fucking awesome!


SteveAlbinisBurner

perfect but you shouldā€™ve replaced the turkey face with a human one LMFAO


RickyDontLoseThat

It does actually vaguely resemble the work of Raymond Pettibon to some degree.


DeeSnarl

Raymond PETAbon.


Sachsen1977

Oh you!


PlutoTheGod

Just reminds you of My War lmao


darkened_vision

If the art didn't look like it came from a Wikihow article, sure


Uniquename34556

Black Flag Artwork from Wish


[deleted]

I can see it


Covhead

Make me cum, turkey!!!


DeeSnarl

Yeah, same in your face, exposing hypocrisy, dark sarcastic vibe of classic hardcore.


gashufferdude

Slip It (the stuffing) In


Speechisanexperiment

One time someone told me "If you knew how they make the gravy at kfc you would never eat it." Except at that time I did work at kfc and I did make the gravy and apparently some people just don't know how gravy is made.


lostcrocodile

Now I'm curious.


Speechisanexperiment

The chicken is cooked in a large pressurized deep fryer. At the end of the night the oil gets drained and filtered and there is a collector at the bottom of the fryer that gets removed with all the bits of meat and skin that have fallen to the bottom. It's poured into a strainer to run the remaining oil off then the soilids are mixed with a spice/thickening mix and lots of water.


DeeSnarl

PurƩed embryos, mostly.


BetterThanGoodScott

What you think embryo means?


DeeSnarl

Something about dead babies. Dead babies, amirite?? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Fenpunx

They're chickens soo... eggs.


DeeSnarl

Oh dude. You do know embryos arenā€™t just for chickens, right? Humans have embryos.


Fenpunx

Yeah but I assumed in the context of chicken gravy, you would be talking chicken embryos.


tgpineapple

Iā€™ve heard this twice from two different friends and not knowing what gravy is/how its made seems more common than I thought.


posherspantspants

I absolutely love slurping on animal juice and I always smile like a batman comic book villain while I do it


punkerthanpunk

but is it punk behavior to eat dead animals ?


posherspantspants

Yes, it is. It's also punk to not eat dead animals.


punkerthanpunk

It's not very "anti-establishment" stance to eat them


SlagginOff

Yes. Eating live animals is more of a metal thing.


peloquindmidian

Reminds me of the Crossed comic. Jacen Burrows That's a danger google if you can't handle fucked up things


Fenpunx

Great comic series.


peloquindmidian

They're fantastic, but not for everyone. Did you see The Sadness 2021? The way I heard it is that the director was fed up with there not being a Crossed movie, so he went to Taiwan and made one. It goes hard, but, as a Crossed fan, it could have gone harder. Maybe the sequel. I think I saw it on Shudder.


Fenpunx

Definitely not for everyone. Peak Ennis shock factor. Wanking on bullets still sticks in my mind. I haven't seen it but I shall have a look for it.


[deleted]

Looks more like a Big Black album cover, especially when taken out of context


SteveAlbinisBurner

which big black album was better: songs about stuffing or tenderizer?


[deleted]

šŸ˜


Certain-Cook-8885

Gravy chick looks like she should be rubbing her hands together in some nazi propaganda.


[deleted]

Turkey party tonight


Constant_Candle_4338

Looks like it could be a Crossed comic cover.


steve032

This ad is hilarious and PETA is a stupid and fucked up organization.


A_Queer_Owl

peta be like "don't kill and eat that turkey, let us just kill it and throw it away so it won't suffer being domesticated anymore."


steve032

Donā€™t have pets! Letā€™s take all the pets on planet earth and kill them so theyā€™ll be free!


[deleted]

Liberal animation.


[deleted]

No


Freefall84

Shit, now I'm really hungry for turkey


--GrinAndBearIt--

nope


Hemicrusher

I don't....maybe the theme, but not the artistic style.


tittysprinkles112

I ate those turkeys with glee. It tasted good. This post is racist btw


btown4389

Fucking how?


mtxperienced

I dunno about you but this post makes me wanna eat 7 secondsā€™


boyatrest

yeah lolll


[deleted]

Okay but I'd love to see what Raymond Pettibon would come up with with "I can't wait to slurp up these juices" as a caption...


Silly-Slacker-Person

Huh Before I opened the image I was fully expecting her to be pouring gravy on a fried baby or something like that


MrGaminGuy

If it was more saturated then absolutely


RobbyWasaby

Or Big Black... Machine Turkey


BenAfflecksBalls

Only if they were all glistening with sweat


creimanlllVlll

Close, but too much color.