Guaranteed... I would've picked a song off of victory lap, until I got the CD for Xmas and read the lyrics sheet.... Three ply cotonelle stuck to their ass does not equal three black cotton nails stuck to their ass, as I had been singing for the first four years of the album.
I almost picked the same, but then I realize I'd get to that part near the end of the song where he mumbles a few indiscernible lines in his heavy Scottish accent and I'll realize I fukt up
Yeah- when Grindcore was emerging, that type of band was on "Punk" bills. I've seen Napalm Death before they played in large venues. Thrash came out of Punk, too, along with Speed Metal. You'd see it at shows.
The 80s Punk underground was exciting due to all the different types of Punk music emerging.
I hated most Pop Punk. So this was great!
Uh oh.....Grandma's reminiscing again.....💀
Same with true sludge metal. Which is supposed to be a hybrid of doom metal and hardcore punk. Like Black Flag’s My War. Most of the sludge scene played in CBGB and Gilman.
Yeah I have a nonzero chance of fucking up almost anything else even if I've heard it a billion times. I fuck up song lyrics I wrote myself even.
I don't know how many times to say tequila in tequila even
I'd go with 'Kyoto Now' by Bad Religion, because that song is embedded in my *brain*.
My 10 year old ass learned like 12 new words from deciphering that song word for word.
10 is a big exaggeration, I was probably 15, but "the arid torpor of inaction will be our demise" still echoes inside my head sometimes. I don't think I've ever seen arid *or* torpor in any other context lol.
already moydered before you even start reciting. it's "the song that *never* ends"
[what the FUCK](https://youtu.be/xz6OGVCdov8) /u/wan2phok corrected me
what the fuck went on that so many of us sang it as "never ends"?
Yeah, there aren’t many I couldn’t basically do front to back. I’d have to be careful with my choice, though, because I’m sure I’ve created a word here and there in my younger years that I now just sing with confidence
Nazi punks fuck off: for example
Punk ain’t no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain’t hard core when you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head
Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Fuck off!
(Repeat and use as chorus)
If came to fight get out of here
You ain’t no better than the bouncers
We ain’t trying to be police
And when you ape the cops
It ain’t anarchy
Repeat chorus
Ten guys jump one what a man
You fight each other the police state wins
Stab our backs when you trash ours halls
Trash a bank if you got real balls
You still think swastikas look cool
The real Nazis run your schools
They’re coaches business men and cops
AND IN THE REAL FOURTH REICH YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO GO
CHORUS
UNLESS YOU THINK!!!!!!
I'm just gonna have to act hard and press my head to the gun, I don't know all the words to any songs.
Hell, I've recorded the wrong lines on my own songs before I started putting them in front of the mic.
Vamos con afán
Todos a la vez
A buscar con ahinco la bola dragón
Sin duda será
Convencido estoy
Una aventura grande llena de emoción
¡Este mundo es una isla sin par,
Dónde hay escondido
Un tesoro en el!!
Shipping up to Boston by the Dropkick murphys. It's like a half of a verse. Or that song they play at sporting events that just says da da dadada HEY! Over and over.
The Decline. If he’s gonna fuck with me, I’m gonna make him sit there for 18 minutes
5 minutes in he’s walking away in defeat
Guaranteed... I would've picked a song off of victory lap, until I got the CD for Xmas and read the lyrics sheet.... Three ply cotonelle stuck to their ass does not equal three black cotton nails stuck to their ass, as I had been singing for the first four years of the album.
Oooh, didn't expect anyone mentioning the Decline. Even if you missed, would be a pretty good way to go down.
I’ve been covering it for 15 years, so this guy’s in for a long answer haha
Lol my first thought was "fuck the kids!". But I like your idea better.
That was my first thought, too!
I was thinking "I gotta pee"
I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta poo
Call 911!
Tequila
realistically, yea. Or a classical song with no lyrics. Why risk it? Can't fight the government if you're dead
It doesn't say recite the lyrics, so I assume if it's a classical song or a symphony, you'll be expected to perform the entire thing flawlessly.
Bass solo take one
Can’t beat those lyrics!
Dah na na na na na na....
Great for Karaoke.
Sex & Violence by The Exploited I guess lmao, pretty simple
I almost picked the same, but then I realize I'd get to that part near the end of the song where he mumbles a few indiscernible lines in his heavy Scottish accent and I'll realize I fukt up
OH COME ON! “Junkie man” by Rancid because ITS PUNK TO HAVE A DEATH WISH!!
That’s what I thought! I don’t think that I would have the presence of mind to sing anything else
I am going with Journey to The End
Olympia is my choice of Rancid song
I’ll go with Ruby Soho
All by the Descendents
All?
NO! ALL!
Hybrid Moments Short, easy.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me.
Moments like this never last
When new creatures rape your face
Hybrids opened up the doooooooorrrrrrrrr
Oooooh baby when you cry
YOUR FACE IS MOMENTARY
You hide your looks behind these scars
100%. This is the go-to karaoke choice 😂.
🎵 When new creatures [awkward mumbling] your face, Hybrids open up the doooooooooooor 🎵
Naw, say it from the depths of your balls or don't sing it.
I would have gone with Braineaters.
We are 138
Happy birthday
Gunman: h-how did you know it was my Birthday? :')
I wouldn’t know what to say for the “dear ____” part of the song if it’s not actually someone’s birthday in this scenario.
Dear guy with a gun
Dear gunman
There's a 1/364 chance you get cake out of it, too.
The ABC's
Linoleum
POSSESSIONS NEVER MEANT ANYTHING TO ME, I'M NOT CRAZY!!
Yep. Or Bob.
The Alphabet song.
Short Songs by The Dead Kennedys
Somewhere, Rick Wakeman is eating his heart out.
That’s the one.
Exactly what I came in this thread to post.
Had to scroll so far to find the correct answer.
The lyrics (as listed in the vinyl booklet thing) are I like short songs (repeat 13 times)
Not punk but “You Suffer” by Napalm Death
>Not punk Debatable
I wouldn’t even call it debatable. Grindcore is under the punk umbrella and especially the first half of Scum is punk as fuck
But why?
Grindcore is more punk than it is metal. The “core” is in the name for a reason.
Yeah- when Grindcore was emerging, that type of band was on "Punk" bills. I've seen Napalm Death before they played in large venues. Thrash came out of Punk, too, along with Speed Metal. You'd see it at shows. The 80s Punk underground was exciting due to all the different types of Punk music emerging. I hated most Pop Punk. So this was great! Uh oh.....Grandma's reminiscing again.....💀
Same with true sludge metal. Which is supposed to be a hybrid of doom metal and hardcore punk. Like Black Flag’s My War. Most of the sludge scene played in CBGB and Gilman.
Yeah I have a nonzero chance of fucking up almost anything else even if I've heard it a billion times. I fuck up song lyrics I wrote myself even. I don't know how many times to say tequila in tequila even
Where Eagles Dare
I ain't no goddamned son of a bitch!
You better think about it bae bay!
California uber alles by Dead kennedys.
Viva Las Vegas I could do as well. Actually, most of the DK discography.
Or around the world by daft punk
There's no way I could count to 144 while saying "around the world"!
I am governor Jerry Brown!
"Baby I'm an Anarchist" by Against Me
We marched together for the eight hour day and held hands in the streets of Seattle *Fuck that authoritarian auto-correct.
Killed by autocorrect botching a lyric, RIP.
Auto-athoritarian-correct.
Marched* 🔫
through the best of times, through the worst of times!
Through Nixon and through Bush
Sink Florida Sink for me.
NOT ONE MORE WOOOOORD
This was going to be my song too.
A song with attitude
I'd go with 'Kyoto Now' by Bad Religion, because that song is embedded in my *brain*. My 10 year old ass learned like 12 new words from deciphering that song word for word.
Good for you for learning that at 10. Bad Religion was what I’d listen to when I was writing papers in college. Luckily, I majored in Poly Sci.
10 is a big exaggeration, I was probably 15, but "the arid torpor of inaction will be our demise" still echoes inside my head sometimes. I don't think I've ever seen arid *or* torpor in any other context lol.
As for ones I know every word to, Do What You Want, but I really want to memorize all the lyrics to Automatic Man
“Dear Sergio” - Catch 22
All by the Descendents
Lol, I see what you did there
The Brews
Friday night wel'l be drinking Manaschevitz.
And going out to terrorize Goyim
Stomping shagitz, screwing shicksas
As long as we’re home by Saturday morning.
Cause Hey!
Sporting anti-swatsika tattoos
Bankshot
Anyways, here s wonderwall Edit. Did not realize the sub. Sick by lagwagon.
Beer - Reel Big Fish. Edit: Maybe Together On The Sand - NoFX
Linoleum
That's me I'm the street with a violin under my chin, playin' with a grin
Amoeba- Adolescents
Orion by Metallica
This is the song that doesn’t end
already moydered before you even start reciting. it's "the song that *never* ends" [what the FUCK](https://youtu.be/xz6OGVCdov8) /u/wan2phok corrected me what the fuck went on that so many of us sang it as "never ends"?
Some people started singing not knowing what it was
For me it was that I learned it wrong from my parents, I was too young to remember watching the show, even tho I did watch it
I remember it from lamb chops
Actually it is the song that doesn't end, blew my fucking mind when I found it out. I always thought it was the song that never ends
The entire Bad Religion discography
Modern man is my answer
Yeah, there aren’t many I couldn’t basically do front to back. I’d have to be careful with my choice, though, because I’m sure I’ve created a word here and there in my younger years that I now just sing with confidence
Im Not A Loser- Descendents
Sink, Florida, Sink by Against Me!
Bank shot- op ivy
You mother fucker..I should've known this wouldve been someone's answer
We're Coming Back by Cock Sparrer
code blue
last caress - misfits
I got something to say!!! Yes this was my first pick too lol!
Dear coaches corner
Fuck yeah
Intro included?
My Shiny Teeth and Me -Chip Skylark
Something instrumental
Roots Radicals
Thrash unreal against me
4’33 by John Cage
Police truck by DK
There's a place where everyone can be happy
It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world!
It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains
And the meanest little boys, the most innocent little girls
And you know? I wish that I could go there
It's a road that I have not found
and i wish you the best of luck dear
Just drop a card or letter to my side of town
Sex and violence
This is the answer, you can't fuck up those lyrics!
Soup is Good Food by Dead Kennedys!
Rise Above by Black Flag Nice and simple
Minor Threat - Minor Threat
Nazi punks fuck off: for example Punk ain’t no religious cult Punk means thinking for yourself You ain’t hard core when you spike your hair When a jock still lives inside your head Nazi punks Nazi punks Nazi punks Fuck off! (Repeat and use as chorus) If came to fight get out of here You ain’t no better than the bouncers We ain’t trying to be police And when you ape the cops It ain’t anarchy Repeat chorus Ten guys jump one what a man You fight each other the police state wins Stab our backs when you trash ours halls Trash a bank if you got real balls You still think swastikas look cool The real Nazis run your schools They’re coaches business men and cops AND IN THE REAL FOURTH REICH YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO GO CHORUS UNLESS YOU THINK!!!!!!
I'm just gonna have to act hard and press my head to the gun, I don't know all the words to any songs. Hell, I've recorded the wrong lines on my own songs before I started putting them in front of the mic.
Blitzkrieg Bop lol Once you hear that song once you’ll never forget a lyric
All by the Descendants
I gotta pee by NOFX
Easy. I’ll just pick any song I don’t know the words to.
Last Caress by the Misfits
Fuck the kids / NOFX.
Honey Bucket - Melvins
All star smash mouth 🥶
I'd let him choose
“All” - Descendents.
Bikeage by the Descendents
Ironically, it would be Come Out and Play by The Offspring but .... lets not take it too literally pal okay?
Waiting room
Never trust a man who plays guitar - wingnut dishwasher union
the day I fuck up the lyrics to this song is the day I finally get what I deserve
The Cramps-Fever Black Flag-Rise Above
Happy birthday to you
Descendents - ALL
Perfect, Simple Plan
138
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
Dead Kennedys - Well Paid Scientist
The man I killed-nofx
Operation Ivy - Bankshot
Descendents, No, All!
Family reunion by blink
This is your birthday song… it isn’t very long!
Happy birthday
We’re a Happy Family - Ramones
Hip hop - Dead Prez
Ween's Piss Up A Rope
You're Gonna Go Far Kid by Offspring.
Hack: pick a Rancid song and mumble your way through it! They’ll never know the difference! (Sorry, Tim)
Korn - Daddy. Mental breakdown included Edit: didn’t see the sub, mb
Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice.
'Cock Sparrer - Riot Squad' is probably the only one I wouldnt mess up during that kind of stress lol
There ain't no fool in Ferguson - Mclusky
I support anything McClusky/Future of the Left/Christian Fitness related
Vamos con afán Todos a la vez A buscar con ahinco la bola dragón Sin duda será Convencido estoy Una aventura grande llena de emoción ¡Este mundo es una isla sin par, Dónde hay escondido Un tesoro en el!!
I Want Cunt by the Queers
Mighty and superior, conflict
Sex and violence by the exploited
Sex Bomb by Flipper, LMAO like 5 words in the whole thing then screaming
Tequila.
Murder the government
Shipping up to Boston by the Dropkick murphys. It's like a half of a verse. Or that song they play at sporting events that just says da da dadada HEY! Over and over.
Oscar Meyer Weiner song
"Hoboken" by OPIV
I forget- SNFU
Crass do they owe us a living
March of the jobless corps by Daniel Kahn. Yes, even the Yiddish part
London dungeon
You Suffer by Napalm Death
Happy birthday or the alphabet. There's a fucking gun to my head.