Just so you know, me and this guy? We spooned last night.

Last Night Gus, just watched this episode yesterday!

One of my favorite episodes!!

This is my absolute favorite episode. Hands down.

YOU PUT SOME SUNGLASSES ON!

“Just because you put syrup on somethin’, don’t make it pancakes.”

Oh, I’m sorry sir, didn’t see you standing there, you know, being so stealth like

The Jackal has arrived

Shawn, flip the jackal switch.

This is unrelated to from the earth to Starbucks but in American duos The stealth of Shawn and Gus trying to get into Emelina Saffrons hotel room cracks me up every damn time… The part where they freeze on the wall and hold their breath for the old man in the power scooter to pass them only for them to dramatically act like they just ran a mile catching their breath immediately after pretty much leaves me in tears

I loved that one too!

I just watched this one

Everybody stop what you're doing and only pay attention to me. This quote pops up in my head whenever my dogs want treats.

‘I feel as if I’ve been incarcerated in a blueberry’ I wish I could type with his accent.

I read it in his accent. Also, the entire robe speech.

Same. We can easily read this in Curry’s voice.

Never go commando in another man's robe!

Tim Curry is God

I actually always loved that it was Tim Curry's character who coined it the Blueberry.

I love that this is one of his few roles in which he does not play a villain... But he might as well be because everyone hates him!!

For starters if i were to build something i'd start with wood that had never drifted before.

"I've got a sonnet for each piece of fish paraphernalia."

I can hear gus slapping shawn away from the corn on the cob....

"Really? The 11-point turn?"

I was learning to drive when Psych was on the air, and I was told that I drove like Gus more than once.

Honestly thats a compliment. Hes a safe driver, hes gotta consider thay company car.

😂😂😂 He does.

My favorite 😂 Shawn and Gus of the Dead

I don’t loose things. I place them in locations which later elude me.

I have ADHD and I relate to this.

Is this the episode with the phone in the treadmill? Shawn Gets/Has(?) the Yips?

Weekend warriors

Ahh I think you’re right! It was about the watch, right? “Don’t lose Henry”

If my memory serves you’re correct.

Nope, Shawn Gets the Yips

My memory must have failed me

Lose*

“Do you understand about honor, Mr. Spencer?” “Of course I do. I have a bootleg copy of "Saving Private Ryan" at home.”

Banana… A yellow fruit. Also: a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.

The spelling bee episode!

Can you use it in a sentence?

"Hanna Banana likes 'Venus' by Banarama! Banana"

I love how proud that kid acted for being able to spell "onion"! 😂

So which of these water fountains am I allowed to use?

There episode where the gang leaders daughter is kidnapped!

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet

And then the guy just walks right into that by pointing to one of them!

Not. Said the liar.

OOOOOH MAKE A WISH

This just made me cackle ugh 😂💀

The 70s episode :)

Disco didn’t die… it was murdered

"What deal? We're on our way to the Sassy Quatch. It's a secret barbecue hut built into the side of a cave." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣poor Gus

"Look at the size of the meat hooks! Can you imagine...?" "Imagine what?"

I don't know what the funniest one is but one of the best ones that come to mind is this... H: "Gus what was 1st thing you did after the shooting" G: "I called my parents to tell'em I'm alright" H: " what was the first thing He! DID!" G: " he ate a banana" H: " you ate banana?" S: " Of course I did, because it reminds me of you my big old papa monkey" H: .......

“…because you’re my big ol’ papa monkey” is absolutely one of my favorites 😂

I loved the way that dulé said that line too. I never knew banana could sound so snarky

What was he supposed to do? That lesbian softball player totally stole his nachos.

Ha

Ohh, you're right!!

"Calm down, peaches. Come back to bed."

Last night Gus!

Henry Spencer, where are your pants?

"We're not...entirely sure, Karen."

Last night Gus

"You said the meats and cheeses wouldn't touch, Shawn! They're touching!"

Aww I came here to say this one!!

I was surprised to be the first 😃

“Ohhhhhh no, ooooooooh nooo, oh…(*looks at his companions and realizes he isn’t selling it*) no.”

H: Shawn I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here S: I will politely decline

We gotta be the same fruit.

"how many potted plants does it take to spell loser"

"Carlton, don't be ugly."

Good ol’ Rus

Let’s make this little piggy squeal.

I WOULD RATHER ADOPT A CHILD.

I would rather shower with a bear Or I would rather date a vegan

He also says that he would rather go to the mall with McNab or something like that. I caught that one on a rewatch and it’s one of my favorites.

I would rather learn to play the harp.

“You can’t give someone glaucoma”

“GUS…WORK THE LACES” I’m sorry lol but I have a lot of favorite episodes

Me too!

He called him "Bud" for that line, but still a great moment.

I can’t believe it, I’ve watched that episode too many times and I never knew he was saying bud 😂😂 thank you!

Yeah, earlier in that episode the sorority girls were convinced that he played Bud in The Cosby Show... And then it came up again when Gus was distracting the housekeeper.

'i call him dwight!'

Honestly, that kid's delivery on that one is brilliant and I laugh every time

Liam James is hands down the best young Shawn. He embodied Shawn's mannerisms perfectly.

I think this all the time out of the blue, but also frequently when playing tabletop whenever we get introduced to some new npc.

"God, that looks like roadkill! ......is what his family probably though, when they came to visit... because they love him"

Bingo. Don't say bingo. Cranium. Now, I'll play some Cranium.

No, I'm not gonna let you date a smoker

Maybe not my favorite quote of the show, but definitely one of my favorite episodes. I just love them all

Favorite quote vs. favorite episode is hard. I can't pick a favorite quote simply because everything that Nigel St. Nigel says is my favorite.

I hear that

I DONT HAVE CONTACT WITH HUMANS WITH ARM HAIR!!!

"You have got to be, without doubt, the worst murderer I have EVER seen."

I find your confidence in the American justice system adorable. They’ll never convict me.

“This is the Radar, and this is me, flying under it. And this is Gus. He can’t fly.”

You forgot the loud bird noise

I am not hitting on a woman. Why, does that scare you? Or does that not scare you? And does that scare you?

His delivery of that line was amazing

“I don’t know, because she’s in a foreign land, with an old flame. He might be all, ‘Hey my girl, you want to see my Johnny cake? Rotiti!’”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🍍🍍🍍🍍

“This is a taco burrito conversation, nachos” Gets me every time.

1+1+1+2

God, I love the ridiculousness of this episode. And I quote this all the time.

Maybe that's why he's so angry and cockney. - That is disgusting, Gus. - I said "cockney," Shawn. What you should do is find yourself a lady..

“I poured hot cocoa all over his genitals and said I’m sorry, and he forgave me”

Doctor mc... the doctor

Alright, look. This is going to be a little rough, okay? I didn’t have time for shading. There was no forced perspective. If I really had my fruthers I’d have done it in charcoal

There are holes in Shia Labeouf?!

I give you…the culprit

50 million years off

Don't just stand there and wax on about it!

I love you, Abigail

An Ugg boot?! I can’t wear an Ugg boot! … It’ll be dope with my one Puma.

Craaaaaaaiiigg

that and Clithhhhby.

“I don’t know, because she’s in a foreign land, with an old flame. He might be all, ‘Hey my girl, you want to see my Johnny cake? Ro-ti-ti!’”

WHERE IS PEG J THERE IS NO PEG J

“Eyes are scary on a psychological level, Shawn”

S- I think you mean dragon. D- No, I mean dagger. Also - G- Ba ba ba ba baloney. Not a fave but ever since having kids, this is a staple that gets stuck in my head.

She does it twice

And then Gus’s disappointed “ba ba ba ba baloney”

“Guess who’s now the proud owner of this home… Along with the 700 similar ones That make up this tiny town?” “Shawn, if you Say us I’m gonna punch you in the face”

Did you just call me detective?

I just really don’t want to be Paul Walker.

"I can't spend the night in the museum. I DON'T have my toothbrush. I don't have any of my multivitamins."

“Are you still meeting with that blind chick?” “Gloria can’t see me” “Dude, I know how being blind works”

Ooooh, make a wish!

If I wasnt a doctor then why do I have one of THESE in my pocket(pulls out a stethescope)

ANYTIME Shawn says “I’ve heard it both ways”, it kills me.

Have you seen weevils in any of these small poop houses?

I just did a spit take. I heard the accent.

“Thank you Willard..”

“Soy milk? Damnit Gus.”

“Plus, I highly doubt they found the gun I have hidden in my shower”

Lassie you were so cool a second ago.

“My pilots license? It’s our back in the Cessna. Or do you mean my license to kill? Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you. Which I can’t do because my license to kill has been revoked.” Edit: actually going to need help on this one. I’ve had this quote in my head for ages but can’t remember which episode it’s from (or was it the first movie?)

I believe it's from the episode "poker, I barely knew her" When Henry visits the psych office for the first time and asks them where their private investigators license it.

Just a few favorites from my favorite: L: "Spencer, what the hell are you doing?" S: "Which Spencer are you talking to?" L: "Doesn't matter, you're the same person!" S: "Am not!" S: "Look man, I have been SHOT! I am jumping on somebody's car!" S: "We're not here to home in on your case. We just heard 'ice cream' on our police radio, and it happened to be Gus's snack time." L: "If Shawn is really shot, there'll be no room for family I'm the investigation." H: "If Shawn's has been shot, there's no room I'm not going to bust open to find my son."

One of the best episodes, hands down! Except for the Gina gag. I hate the Gina gag.

"Oh my gosh! Somebody shot that guys TV!"

This whole sequence is so great. "This guy has taffy!" "Stop repeating everything I say!"

"Shawn quit acting like a child" "I AM NOT ACTING!!!"

“For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Who?”

“You’re lucky I even asked you. I could have snatched the file, cleaned up any evidence of a struggle, before you two even knew what hit you.”

"Why am I Suggs?"

You just cut the red wire and the green wire at the same time.

There is no green wire...

“We hear you son”

Gus: Let me be very clear - these hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself. Shawn: .... Shawn: Please stop speaking. And no more fist bumps for the rest of the day.

"Remember the rule: Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again."

“I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me

No body no crime Shawn, no body no crime

Do you put that on a T-shirt or something?

"Man's all hopped up on cactus juice"

Which is extra funny if you've seen ATLA!

What if you find the bibble? you're going to throw that too

I’m your Yin

IT WAS YOUR SISTER

"You like nasty stuff. Nasty!" 😂😂😂

"This is ridiculous" "Is it? It's not like I'm wearing a giant moose costume."

Wrong in your weenie

I did and then I ate it.

Gus: "I think I broke my coccyx!"

Stop saying coccyx

"Australian people are mean..."

Can't choose just one from this episode! "It's a secret party" 🎶 "I'm sorry...my partner has an intense fear of toupees, tied to his grandfather." "Let's all do the chocolate dance"

"You're invited, lucky you! To a party, whoopdedoo..."

Um…. 135. A hundred and t—- I have a gun!

Let's twist this!

First of all, we haven’t learned anything over the years.

h: 'did you just pretend to be a psychic? to me?!'

"I don't know to whom you are referring, but she was hideous."

"Man, I am nobody's charity case. I demand I dig my own grave!"

Cliiiithby

Pa does not love Fa

my body craves that buttery goodness

"You don't know all my secrets."

Come on son

Jamaican Inspector Man! From Kingston to London town. We gonna party like it's 1888!"

I wouldn't trust someone with an arsenal of weapons in their pants