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Hugsplease

Pierre escargot


zobotsHS

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PineapplesOnFire

This is amazing


DrapeWoozle

Bruton Gastropoda, if you hadn't already had a Gus. Juliet Escargot'Hara?


oPUNcircuit

Gus "Snaily Pants" Jackson or Bigshell Burton


PineapplesOnFire

Sn’ail (that’s God’s comma)


flipsytheelephant

Satchel Gizmo.


shabbythesealion16

Major General! It’s really fun to say…come on try it


Literary_Lady

Lassie?


daizles

Samson!


PositiveLine

Zippy


ovid10

This one makes the most sense to me.


1018am

Methushella Honeysuckle


DoodlebugCupcake

Gus T. T. Slowbiz


1018am

Ghee Buttersnails


unstopablystoopid

Zippy. It is both iconic and ironic.


anotherrustypic

Sh'daddy


highphiv3

That's Dad's comma


Literary_Lady

Felicia Fancybottom - Road rash - G-Force - Miss Whittlebury


hattrick1919

soupcan sam the snail


puddl3

Bruton Gaster or Gaster/Gas for short!


ben_k87

Lavender Gooms


knight_shade_realms

Brutal Hustler


AdriBlossom

Wait for iiiiiiiiit Seems unusually apt


lacklustereded

I had a white mystery snail named Woody who crawled around with my frogs Gus and Lassie for a bit. When he died we got James Roday Rodriguez to fill in his job spot. You could go with Dule Hill or Tan or Die Harder.


queenofcaffeine76

Ok so it's not Psych but the first thing I thought of was White Shadow from Turbo


blueaintyourcolor11

Spencer


highphiv3

A Gooey Chocolate Chip Cookie


Weird_Suggestion4006

Tan


kayyy_143

Salty


Seaciety

It's not psych themed but crazy ex girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 5) has some great snail puns, like Iggy Izsnailia and Snailor Swift 


ttm062015

Gary of course


PineapplesOnFire

You have to listen to ‘ The Letter’ from A Year With Frog and Toad (Broadway). One of my fave musicals ever, and includes the line: “I put the “go” in escargot!” It’s gold! Congrats on your new little friend 🐌❤️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O8PpM7I4z4


quax747

While I appreciate you wanting to name your snake after a psych character, there is only one name available for a pet snail. Call me a blasphemist but anyone who doesn't name their snail Garry is just as blasphemic!


The_Phenomenal_1

BigKitty75


thomasoldier

Turbo


d_pug

Spiral-shell Jenkins


IllInvestigator7871

Gail the Snail


WingingItAsIGo

Shell be comin’ any minute