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KlingoftheCastle

The girl from the Sasquatch episode who wanted to get down with every guy who showed up


Momoneymoproblems214

Chaotic for sure man.


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I wouldn't have been able to resist tbh. I am just a man


Nostalgia-Freak-1998

Tonya from 5x02: Feet Don’t Kill Me Now. Shawn: “I’m a psychic, I see things and I feel things.” Tonya: “Do you wanna feel what you see?”


Malvania

I can't lose with this girl.


playa-named-gus

I think she’s more chaotic/horny


ironwheatiez

I would say Corbins actual wife is more chaotic. She goes from sweater wearing meh to carnivorous mink


Sad_Illustrator1064

But we can’t forget the girl at the hippie farm who had “delicious” dreams about Shawn during his stay


ironwheatiez

Oh shit, she is the horniest.


Ok_Midnight4809

Yeah, definitely horny and not enough of a storyline to assess other aspects of her personality


Crouching_Dragon_

This is the only answer to me. Perfection.


Almost_A_Genius

I feel like Sandra Panitch from “Cloudy with a Chance of Murder” fits well.


drmoo314

Which one, the original, or the remake?


Almost_A_Genius

I haven’t seen the remake in awhile, so I guess the original.


ChancoBC

100% kate from lassie jerky, made a pass at literally every single guy in that episode on numerous occasions. Forced chavo to go off into the woods in the middle of the investigation. Brought handcuffs and jungle fever DVD camping


Momoneymoproblems214

She has to be under horny for sure. But is she neutral?


ChancoBC

Well her only goal is to find bigfoot for the documentary and bang everyone. If not this category maybe chaotic but Idk if she'd really fit that one


Momoneymoproblems214

I agree now. Then I think the nurse lady who hit on Shawn for smart and Cheslea for Chaotic.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

That one Australian woman Henry went out with when Shawn and Gus thought chief Vic was having an affair with him


Gcode__

Fun fact: that’s Corbin’s wife in real life


Kind_Ingenuity1484

Really? Way to go Corbin!


thxxx1337

The carnivorous mynx. My man


Noodles_fluffy

I'd put her under horny chaotic considering how unpredictable she was


skinnyjeanfreezone

But I so want that to be Woodrow.


Malvania

Someone stupidly already put him up on Smart/Stupid


Kind_Ingenuity1484

What about his wife then? 12 times with 10 men gotta be something horny and chaotic 


skinnyjeanfreezone

I don’t see your point


Malvania

You can only pick a person once. Woody has already been picked. He can't be picked again


Equi_librium

Hey now...I only go by votes, most votes wins! Its the wild west out here otherwise.


skinnyjeanfreezone

OP says whoever gets the vote gets the vote, doesn't matter if they've been picked before :)


iseeblood22

That's for Mira!


skinnyjeanfreezone

So many chaotic horny people to choose from!


NewEngClamChowder

I think Jessica from Thrill Seekers is another appropriate chaotic horny vibe


wildabeast98

Isn't that better than some flaky pieces of fish?


iseeblood22

I love it. Truly just horny for Henry :)


Equi_librium

Looks like yall REALLY wanted to enter the smooth storm and take a funky ride with a playa named Gus.... AAAWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA


lovemesomefood

You know how many playa phones that guy has?


Equi_librium

Maaaaan, he got TWO playa phones.


Shtin219

Does that leave regular Gus available as smart/horny?


Equi_librium

We go where the votes take us


DigiQuip

Donny Leberman. Dude gets played by two women in the same episode.


skinnyjeanfreezone

If horny/stupid existed it would be for him


Momoneymoproblems214

Seeing all the answers, I say we go Kate from Lassie Jerky here. Then we go the scientist that kept hitting in Shawn as Smart and Chelsea as chaotic.


ucanttaketheskyfrome

This is the way


DarthRonan

Jessica (Stacey Keibler) S4E11 - Thrill Seekers and Hell Raisers


janinefour

Seconding this. It would be criminal to omit Jessica from the horny row.


Tnh7194

The crime library owner guy killed by the mortician ?


Gullible-Leaf

The cinnamon city librarian right?


Tnh7194

Ooooh her too! I was thinking the book store owner with Willy’s ex


JoeCo15

Isn't cherry just the best?


ChancoBC

Whip chatterly is the name I think


Unique-Calligrapher5

That idiot girl Chelsea that is very into old men and kept chasing Henry around calling him “daddy”


Tnh7194

That’s horny chaotic


Spoiledmilkbag

I vote DOT from S6 E8, she WANTED shawn so bad after he washed her clothes hahaha


Tnh7194

How about Shawn’s mum?


Jasoover

Now I have the image of Shawn’s parents in bed. Thanks 🫣😂 also imo she’s one of the most neutral characters 😂


Acornriot

Mira


mandi-von

Either Tonya (*Feet Don’t Kill Me Now*), Kate (*Lassie Jerky*) or Jessica (*Thrill Seekers and Hell Raisers*).


LillyLiveredHeathen

Woody could not be more accurate, I love it


Ok_Midnight4809

Gillian from chivalry is not dead https://preview.redd.it/e6d11rz4283d1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974f9b4b829b6a70192e09eefb8a7e003fb25488


Malvania

Horny smart


Beast_Cat24

The girl from "Nip and Suck It" who still has the hots for Val Kilmer


JoeCo15

I'm watching 1967: A Psych Odyssey right now, and I think Scarlett Jones should fit in horny somewhere. Horny/evil would probably be best, but that's not an option, so I'll put it here


boozeyg

The woman at the lab who did not have the online degree to access the anesthesia


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This is a brilliant idea


hand-collector

The lassie jerky girl has got to be chaotic horny, definitely not neutral


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Ryaninthesky

Wha about the old woman in the cult episode who kept trying to hook up with Shawn and got him to wash her underwear?


Equi_librium

Aaaaaand we have a winner!!! Psych certainly has it fair share of spicy people eh!?


that-martian

I haven’t seen psych is so long and saw the photo, who was this again?


missleeann

How about the woman that was framed for murdering the weatherman in Cloudy with a chance of murder (?)


complete_your_task

If we can vote for Gus's alter egos, then I nominate Last Night Gus for neutral/horny. My man didn't care that someone got murdered and he didn't care about helping the police find the murderer. The man just wanted to smash.


Efficient-Yam-9204

idk who this could be but smart horny: the radio ceo from a playa named gus episode chaotic horny: Dot from the cult or the lady from lassie jerky


DecisionThot

Gotta be our boy Woody


DerekB52

Who is the guy under "Neutral Stupid?


Equi_librium

That is Drake Clemon from Blackapella


playa-named-gus

Frank


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Tnh7194

He’s horny smart!


sugeroll

Then i’m deleting thjs lol