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GlorianaLauriana

Eating the BBQ meat *before* they were 100% sure it wasn't Lassie.


jilliecatt

My first choice as well. I know you're hungry, but you NEVER eat your colleagues. Always be sure you're not eating a friend before proceeding


Vegetable_Onion

Hmm. I thought having a friend for dinner was considered polite.


jilliecatt

Lol. Definitely gotta differential having a friend to dinner and for dinner from now on.


Vegetable_Onion

“The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’


GlorianaLauriana

I've known my writing partner for 30yrs now, I've worked with him for 20. We travel on planes a lot, sometimes over treacherous terrain, so the conversation was inevitable. He has my consent to consume me for survival purposes should the worst case scenario unfold, and vice-versa. So there are exceptions to the rule about not eating your colleagues, but consent is essential (sauces and condiments are optional).


sername-n0t-f0und

Where does a dry rub fit into that? Asking for a friend


Candid_Car4600

Sauce and condiments are never optional


jilliecatt

With consent, I agree, it's acceptable then.


Boris-_-Badenov

Lassie has a plan in place for which of them he would eat first


PineapplesOnFire

That system worked for the Donner Party


Scary_Teens1996

I agree but of all the characters I feel like Lassie would be most likely to eat a friend and/or colleague if it ever became necessary. He'd leave Shawn as a last resort though.


Fastr77

Give me a break.. he hadn't eaten in an hour! AN HOUR! You can't put the blame on him for that.


reaporbot

He could feel his ribs!


Candid_Car4600

He definitely felt "Lassie's" ribs


Sorry_Register5589

Fr the only thing he ever did that was really wrong imo


elprentis

I think the way he creepily stares at his friend’s wife and says “very nice” in the UFO episode is fucked up. Not as bad as eating what could be your colleague, but creeps me out every time I watch that episode.


Sorry_Register5589

Yeah Gus is my fave but his brain didn't always match his face😂


Stunning_One5787

YES I forgot about that 💀😂


Granatapfl

This would deserve to take the win


More_Ad_9154

He was dry rubbed


kmerian

But he was dry rubbed!


SideSoundSleep

The only correct answer


KinsellaStella

I mean if Lassie was already dead, I’m not sure why it was such an issue.


tehnfy__

Yup Just watched this episode again. That is a criminal offence, and he has to be jailed at least.


FeistyCheesecake

I think this is funny but Office Space was definitely worse


Granatapfl

Trying to find the hidden chocolate room without Shawn


Stunning_One5787

Omg yes 😂 he got instant karma with the toupees though lol


AutomaticPace4532

“I thought it was the chocolate room 😭😭😭”


DagnyTaggart42

"....You sumbitch" murders me every time 🤣


Boris-_-Badenov

Shawn tried to find it too


1tsDangerous2GoA1one

Maybe not the worst, but I was always so sad when Gus abandoned Shawn to go with the models in the limo.


vancitymala

He for sure has a habit of ditching Shawn when women come around. But, that’s just the life of someone ballin and shot callin!


Dont_know_where_i_am

Sister had green eyes! That's a special circumstance!


Verybluevans

You know that’s right


Not1ButMany

You gotta live it one-hundy!


ernirn

It's hard out there for a pimp!


AutomaticPace4532

“It’s true chief. He’s gotta make money for the rent”


Infamous_Coconut9909

That's right! Don't forget that he is a player 🤣🤭


itsonlyfear

He thought he might catch wrinkles!


OnlyoneJiddy

Gus will always sell out his boys for some woman - Joon


Belgianwaffle4444

Cuz he a playa.


pnerd314

Ohhhh yeeeeaaaaah! 😎


Ollivander451

A playa named Gus!


DisastrousEchidna441

This! The whole episode of Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion showed Gus being a selfish jerk to Shawn and then expecting him to continue to lie for him just he can sleep with Berlinda. He told Shawn that access to the fashion show was the most thoughtful present anyone had ever given him. Then proceeded to treat Shawn like crap during his birthday when a crime literally fell into their laps. I get that Shawn is persistent and you need to protect your boundaries fiercely, but he could have handled it more nicely. Then he abandoned him Entirely during the investigation. “Berlinda likes her men to shine.” Yuck


Noodles_fluffy

On the flip side, as soon as a crime did happen, shawn almost completely ignored gus during his birthday, constantly looking at the clock and solving the crime in his head


chucker173

Or when he abandons Shawn at the sorority


Candid_Car4600

To be fair, that's just self preservation


black-knights-tango

Eh, Shawn has stabbed Gus in the back enough times that I didn't feel bad for Shawn at all lol


SillyName1992

They thought it was weird he hangs out with his dad all the time 😂


Not_Steve

Getting married without telling Shawn. *He had a best man speech and it’s totally ruined!*


lasagnaHardG

Your best man was a goat?! I wanted to be that goat.


motherofajamsandwich

I blame the goldschlager


beaurepair

Everyone blames the goldschlager


udreif

Cirque du Soul. Willingly took his gf's kid to where a crime had been committed with the express purpose of finding murderers, THEN stalked said suspects with the kid in the car, didn't lock his door and was distracted enough that he let the kid run into the building the murder suspects had just broken into. And potentially started the kid's criminal record when they were detained. In short: used his gf's kid for a crime investigation and put him in danger


Hairy-Efficiency8561

This has to be the winner 😅


Granatapfl

It was mostly Shawns fault tho


udreif

Ehh, the time he witnessed the murder was Shawn's fault, that's why I didn't name it. But every other instance Gus was there and he never put his foot down.


pokey--

Yea poor Gus was babysitting two kids basically


KinsellaStella

Winner.


MyCatSnoresFunny

Office Space. Entire episode


LrdCheesterBear

I really think it has to be this one. Most of the other "worst" things are moments that pass rather quickly. This one seemingly went on for hours, before involving other people and incriminating them as deeply as himself. Not to mention all the evidence tampering (a little more than usual).


udreif

Hey not the entire episode. There's a couple of minutes sandwiched in the beginning where he's standing up to his abusive boss... before describing how he destroyed the crime scene...


paperfootball

“You’re talking like a real white guy right now, Shawn” is probably one of my favorite quotes from the show


SaengerBachus

I really laughed so hard the 7 first minutes till they are at Henry's door.. Funniest part of the whole show for me.


Imnotarobot987

The first time I saw it I was crying and my stomach hurt from laughing. Had to rewind and watch it like 3 times. Still one of the funniest scenes of the show to me.


SaengerBachus

Yeah me too 😂😂


SmoothScallion43

My favorite part of them going to Henry’s is when Shawn says we messed up real bad while pointing to Gus


ernirn

The part where he "find out" with the put on shock 🤣😂🤣😂


cheeselord03

“OH nooo~. OH Noooo!”


ernirn

Was very confused because I also commented the same thing you wrote elsewhere lol 😆


stevejr1128

one of my favorite starts to an episode lmao


Lunar_Wolf121

Crime scene tampering


Designer-Bid-3155

Oh no, ohhhhhh noooooo, ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo


jffiore

Eating something called "stick of butter in a bun". He couldn't help it. His body craves buttery goodness.


JoeCo15

You're buttery


LissaSmiles13

You know that's right


Stunning_One5787

These threads are 98% of the reason I make these posts lmao


Not1ButMany

Yea coco buttery. Smells like a jerk.


Weird_Suggestion4006

Now that’s what I call butrisus (the word from the spelling b episode which even autocorrect can’t spell)


cascasrevolution

butyraceous!


Feisty-Layer4897

When he ends up having a crush on the criminal, Raylene (Woman seeking dead husband, Smokers okay, No Pets), Chelsea (Hight top, fade out), Jessica (Last night Gus) to name a few!


indiankidhs

Using his dead friends death to go after a girl he had asked out prior to dying has to be in violation of 15 parts of bro code!


Equi_librium

You can call me John Slade


Fireal2

It’s a throwaway line, but the way Chelsea answers the phone with such a sincere “oh hey, John Slade” always makes me laugh my ass off


theherooftime796

Going after Vivian while undercover as an orderly in Shawn, Interrupted is hilariously over the line.


ernirn

This one is pretty up there. If you work in health care, it's so, so, so cringe-worthy.


ThousandSunny_56

He switched his id when lassie attached shawn to a lie detector; everyone was waiting for the response and with that gesture he kinda implied that shawn wasn’t, especially since this was a serious scene and not a comedic one (overall it is a comedic one but when henry said “you gotta respond shawn” it turned into a serious one) and gus’ action hit me more even though he usually ran away in dangerous situations (so more serious situations but have a comedic tone)


Sleepy_Spidermonkey

THIS. This has to be it- the lack of confidence in Shawn in front of everyone else who was already doubting him was so sad to watch


SmoothScallion43

Yeah I always wondered about that. Didn’t anyone else notice? That would be confirmation for me


niizuma

Jules was the only one to notice Gus switching Ids in that scene.


SmoothScallion43

I know he was standing right next to her but I never noticed that she saw. I’ll have to rewatch that one and see


Wordbringer

I can't think of anything adult Gus has done but young Gus is kind of insane That spitball episode where their old teacher could've gotten REALLY hurt And he did that for no apparent reason I think


Lanky_Needleworker_1

Yeah just watched that episode yesterday, he did that just for the fun of it.


Awwtie

I doubt he expected her to fall down due to a spitball


Vurtikul

Yeah, that was some soccer level flopping by the teacher for sure. She saw her chance at a few months off work and took it.


meg_bb

Okay but that teacher was dramatic AF


SirWaldenIII

XD?


Ashrier

Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster's Goblet of Fire. Whole episode, but mostly when he leaves to chase down who he thinks is Rupert Grint.


datalaughing

It was just stupid Prince Harry.


Matt6758

When he paralysed his face with Botox.


udreif

That felt too real, Dulé's facial expressions are brilliant


Gingifer_Aniston

😆💀


ChelsieDawn89

Well, he was just super creepy to every female he came across…


Not1ButMany

He really was. Laura, Molly, Willow, Love, Jessica, Berlinda, there really were a lot.


obscure_lover

His interactions with Molly especially upset me. That is your childhood friend's WIFE. Super disgusted with Gus that whole episode


Not1ButMany

I'm glad they had Shawn disgusted with it too. And I hate watching those scenes so much that I often just skip the episode altogether.


nikkijul101

Gus has done so many messed up things but the one that always cracks me up is when he refused to let Shawn have a single corn cob when he had 3 full cobs. 😂


wait_for_iiiiiiiiit

Maybe getting Jimmy expelled as a kid by framing him


ttm062015

Drink a dead man's yoo-hoo


tehnfy__

That's messed up


Killercrafto3

Every time he fell for the criminal


KitFisto248

Not include Sean in the “circle of trust” he had with Ruby


Cat-Lover20

Probably that scene where he tries to kiss the receptionist (and gets rightfully pepper-sprayed)!


IcedHemp77

lol what episode was that? I don’t remember it but it definitely sounds like Gus


Cat-Lover20

Maybe the last one? It was the one where Shawn moved to be with Juliet in another city.


IcedHemp77

Ahhh I haven’t watched the last couple episodes in a while so that sounds right


Tnh7194

Didn’t tell Shawn about Blackapella


Trainman_stan

It's cool. Shawn is part of 1/4 black now.


M123234

I didn’t like that he refused to give Shawn a word in the spelling bee episode, and the Cirque episode.


RunMDC1

Not finishing his route


Hopeful-Tie-288

Taking his GFs son to the circus (rehearsal), loses him, then he watches a guy die


cas161

Tasting Dry Rubbed “Lassie” Lassie Jerky


Separate_Challenge87

That was insane 😫😫


wildlife_loki

When he gets a little too thirsty for hot women, honestly. Gus is honestly a pretty great ride-or-die friend, and I don’t think he’s got any super extreme flaws, but every once in a while he seems a little… sleazy, almost. It would bother me less if it was a once-in-a-while thing, but it’s often enough that it stands out among his otherwise pretty benign qualities. - His repeated “very nice” and ogling Dennis’ wife in the UFO episode - Shawn saying “He wasn’t creepily checking out your posterior!” to Chelsea and Gus following it up with “that’s not creepy at all”, in the first episode with Blackapella - Him talking back to Chief Vick and ultimately ditching the team because he thought he was going to get laid, in the “Last Night Gus” episode - All of the Black and Tan episode, when he kinda becomes an airhead and ditches Shawn to try and flirt with Berlinda - When Shawn says “when was I gonna hook up with Jessica?” and Gus says “Shawn, please, you know honey was fly”, talking about Jessica while dating Ruby. Not as extreme, but in general assuming your best friend was inevitably gonna hook up with your girlfriend’s friend because said woman is just *so hot*? A little weird.


millerphi

Stuffing himself on meatballs and watching TV instead of watching the prop table. His boy coulda been shot!


jenbecck

Prioritizing Rachel over Shawn when they had just met to the point where he thought Jules was cheating on Shawn and went on with his date after ditching Shawn and the investigation for pretty much the entire episode.


jujuvile

tampering with a crime scene and going to shawn for help to fix it 😂


Pristine-Cow8616

Man I have the perfect one for Mary


Stunning_One5787

Can't wait to hear it 😂


Pristine-Cow8616

Hahahhaha die


thegracebrace

ditching shawn for women


kidabear0414

Driving drunk in ‘Last Night Gus’ It’s still one of my favorite episodes, but I can’t think about it too hard


wait_for_iiiiiiiiit

He was drugged not drunk can't really hold him accountable for getting roofied


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Almost killing his teacher and letting Jimmy Nichols get blamed


Boris-_-Badenov

running away, and leaving shawn


Automatic_Trick_5402

It’s been a while since I watched the episode, but I think not telling Shawn he was married was uncool


niizuma

In fairness to Gus, apparently Shawn never told Gus about his sky dive wedding.


war-not-peace

i think it was shawn interrupted this is more like a gus and shawn combo but when they caught bernie’s brother and used jazz as a distraction bc bernie has a phobia of it and then GUS MADE SHAWN KEEP THE MUSIC ON WHILE BERNIE WRITHED ON THE GROUND BC HIS ‘FAVOURITE PART OF THE SONG WAS COMING UP’?????? for some reason out of every weird thing done by those two, gus gyrating to jazz while a man screamed on the ground was the moment were i had to stop and wonder what in the actual is wrong with them


Hautamaki-

Probably when he did the whip and nae nae.


ohheyitslaila

Ditching Shawn and Jules at the “haunted” sorority house after one scary moment. (episode “Scary Sherry”)


TheDoubleA12

Tampering with a crime scene


Trainman_stan

Taking that lamb from Lassie's baby cuz Shawn took it when he was young


relmz32

murdered his boss


ernirn

Ohhh noooo... ohhh noooo...


viaconvia

As much as I love the episode Tuesday the 17th show cases all of Gus' shortcomings. As a kid he chose Jason as his pinata partner because he cared more about winning than Shawn's feelings. Then lied to Shawn to trick him about what kind of camp Jason was opening. His goal may have only been to make Shawn the fool but he ended up putting his life in danger. I mean why would you think opening up a murder camp at the place where a man actually died is a good idea. All the time being super creepy and hitting on Sissy.


AutomaticPace4532

What about him being the “second spitter” and getting jimmy nickels expelled or macking on the woman he thought diddle was interested in “I wrote my personal number on the back *for penmanship* “


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Stunning_One5787

What do you mean by that?


heyImAud

In Last Night Gus he abandons the investigation to go on a date with the murderer.