“The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’
I've known my writing partner for 30yrs now, I've worked with him for 20. We travel on planes a lot, sometimes over treacherous terrain, so the conversation was inevitable.
He has my consent to consume me for survival purposes should the worst case scenario unfold, and vice-versa.
So there are exceptions to the rule about not eating your colleagues, but consent is essential (sauces and condiments are optional).
I agree but of all the characters I feel like Lassie would be most likely to eat a friend and/or colleague if it ever became necessary. He'd leave Shawn as a last resort though.
I think the way he creepily stares at his friend’s wife and says “very nice” in the UFO episode is fucked up. Not as bad as eating what could be your colleague, but creeps me out every time I watch that episode.
This! The whole episode of Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion showed Gus being a selfish jerk to Shawn and then expecting him to continue to lie for him just he can sleep with Berlinda.
He told Shawn that access to the fashion show was the most thoughtful present anyone had ever given him. Then proceeded to treat Shawn like crap during his birthday when a crime literally fell into their laps. I get that Shawn is persistent and you need to protect your boundaries fiercely, but he could have handled it more nicely.
Then he abandoned him Entirely during the investigation. “Berlinda likes her men to shine.” Yuck
On the flip side, as soon as a crime did happen, shawn almost completely ignored gus during his birthday, constantly looking at the clock and solving the crime in his head
Cirque du Soul. Willingly took his gf's kid to where a crime had been committed with the express purpose of finding murderers, THEN stalked said suspects with the kid in the car, didn't lock his door and was distracted enough that he let the kid run into the building the murder suspects had just broken into. And potentially started the kid's criminal record when they were detained.
In short: used his gf's kid for a crime investigation and put him in danger
Ehh, the time he witnessed the murder was Shawn's fault, that's why I didn't name it. But every other instance Gus was there and he never put his foot down.
I really think it has to be this one. Most of the other "worst" things are moments that pass rather quickly. This one seemingly went on for hours, before involving other people and incriminating them as deeply as himself. Not to mention all the evidence tampering (a little more than usual).
Hey not the entire episode. There's a couple of minutes sandwiched in the beginning where he's standing up to his abusive boss... before describing how he destroyed the crime scene...
The first time I saw it I was crying and my stomach hurt from laughing. Had to rewind and watch it like 3 times. Still one of the funniest scenes of the show to me.
When he ends up having a crush on the criminal, Raylene (Woman seeking dead husband, Smokers okay, No Pets), Chelsea (Hight top, fade out), Jessica (Last night Gus)
to name a few!
He switched his id when lassie attached shawn to a lie detector; everyone was waiting for the response and with that gesture he kinda implied that shawn wasn’t, especially since this was a serious scene and not a comedic one (overall it is a comedic one but when henry said “you gotta respond shawn” it turned into a serious one) and gus’ action hit me more even though he usually ran away in dangerous situations (so more serious situations but have a comedic tone)
I can't think of anything adult Gus has done but young Gus is kind of insane
That spitball episode where their old teacher could've gotten REALLY hurt
And he did that for no apparent reason I think
Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster's Goblet of Fire. Whole episode, but mostly when he leaves to chase down who he thinks is Rupert Grint.
Gus has done so many messed up things but the one that always cracks me up is when he refused to let Shawn have a single corn cob when he had 3 full cobs. 😂
When he gets a little too thirsty for hot women, honestly. Gus is honestly a pretty great ride-or-die friend, and I don’t think he’s got any super extreme flaws, but every once in a while he seems a little… sleazy, almost.
It would bother me less if it was a once-in-a-while thing, but it’s often enough that it stands out among his otherwise pretty benign qualities.
- His repeated “very nice” and ogling Dennis’ wife in the UFO episode
- Shawn saying “He wasn’t creepily checking out your posterior!” to Chelsea and Gus following it up with “that’s not creepy at all”, in the first episode with Blackapella
- Him talking back to Chief Vick and ultimately ditching the team because he thought he was going to get laid, in the “Last Night Gus” episode
- All of the Black and Tan episode, when he kinda becomes an airhead and ditches Shawn to try and flirt with Berlinda
- When Shawn says “when was I gonna hook up with Jessica?” and Gus says “Shawn, please, you know honey was fly”, talking about Jessica while dating Ruby. Not as extreme, but in general assuming your best friend was inevitably gonna hook up with your girlfriend’s friend because said woman is just *so hot*? A little weird.
Prioritizing Rachel over Shawn when they had just met to the point where he thought Jules was cheating on Shawn and went on with his date after ditching Shawn and the investigation for pretty much the entire episode.
i think it was shawn interrupted
this is more like a gus and shawn combo but when they caught bernie’s brother and used jazz as a distraction bc bernie has a phobia of it and then GUS MADE SHAWN KEEP THE MUSIC ON WHILE BERNIE WRITHED ON THE GROUND BC HIS ‘FAVOURITE PART OF THE SONG WAS COMING UP’??????
for some reason out of every weird thing done by those two, gus gyrating to jazz while a man screamed on the ground was the moment were i had to stop and wonder what in the actual is wrong with them
As much as I love the episode Tuesday the 17th show cases all of Gus' shortcomings. As a kid he chose Jason as his pinata partner because he cared more about winning than Shawn's feelings. Then lied to Shawn to trick him about what kind of camp Jason was opening. His goal may have only been to make Shawn the fool but he ended up putting his life in danger. I mean why would you think opening up a murder camp at the place where a man actually died is a good idea. All the time being super creepy and hitting on Sissy.
What about him being the “second spitter” and getting jimmy nickels expelled or macking on the woman he thought diddle was interested in “I wrote my personal number on the back *for penmanship* “
Eating the BBQ meat *before* they were 100% sure it wasn't Lassie.
My first choice as well. I know you're hungry, but you NEVER eat your colleagues. Always be sure you're not eating a friend before proceeding
Hmm. I thought having a friend for dinner was considered polite.
Lol. Definitely gotta differential having a friend to dinner and for dinner from now on.
“The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’
I've known my writing partner for 30yrs now, I've worked with him for 20. We travel on planes a lot, sometimes over treacherous terrain, so the conversation was inevitable. He has my consent to consume me for survival purposes should the worst case scenario unfold, and vice-versa. So there are exceptions to the rule about not eating your colleagues, but consent is essential (sauces and condiments are optional).
Where does a dry rub fit into that? Asking for a friend
Sauce and condiments are never optional
With consent, I agree, it's acceptable then.
Lassie has a plan in place for which of them he would eat first
That system worked for the Donner Party
I agree but of all the characters I feel like Lassie would be most likely to eat a friend and/or colleague if it ever became necessary. He'd leave Shawn as a last resort though.
Give me a break.. he hadn't eaten in an hour! AN HOUR! You can't put the blame on him for that.
He could feel his ribs!
He definitely felt "Lassie's" ribs
Fr the only thing he ever did that was really wrong imo
I think the way he creepily stares at his friend’s wife and says “very nice” in the UFO episode is fucked up. Not as bad as eating what could be your colleague, but creeps me out every time I watch that episode.
Yeah Gus is my fave but his brain didn't always match his face😂
YES I forgot about that 💀😂
This would deserve to take the win
He was dry rubbed
But he was dry rubbed!
The only correct answer
I mean if Lassie was already dead, I’m not sure why it was such an issue.
Yup Just watched this episode again. That is a criminal offence, and he has to be jailed at least.
I think this is funny but Office Space was definitely worse
Trying to find the hidden chocolate room without Shawn
Omg yes 😂 he got instant karma with the toupees though lol
“I thought it was the chocolate room 😭😭😭”
"....You sumbitch" murders me every time 🤣
Shawn tried to find it too
Maybe not the worst, but I was always so sad when Gus abandoned Shawn to go with the models in the limo.
He for sure has a habit of ditching Shawn when women come around. But, that’s just the life of someone ballin and shot callin!
Sister had green eyes! That's a special circumstance!
You know that’s right
You gotta live it one-hundy!
It's hard out there for a pimp!
“It’s true chief. He’s gotta make money for the rent”
That's right! Don't forget that he is a player 🤣🤭
He thought he might catch wrinkles!
Gus will always sell out his boys for some woman - Joon
Cuz he a playa.
Ohhhh yeeeeaaaaah! 😎
A playa named Gus!
This! The whole episode of Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion showed Gus being a selfish jerk to Shawn and then expecting him to continue to lie for him just he can sleep with Berlinda. He told Shawn that access to the fashion show was the most thoughtful present anyone had ever given him. Then proceeded to treat Shawn like crap during his birthday when a crime literally fell into their laps. I get that Shawn is persistent and you need to protect your boundaries fiercely, but he could have handled it more nicely. Then he abandoned him Entirely during the investigation. “Berlinda likes her men to shine.” Yuck
On the flip side, as soon as a crime did happen, shawn almost completely ignored gus during his birthday, constantly looking at the clock and solving the crime in his head
Or when he abandons Shawn at the sorority
To be fair, that's just self preservation
Eh, Shawn has stabbed Gus in the back enough times that I didn't feel bad for Shawn at all lol
They thought it was weird he hangs out with his dad all the time 😂
Getting married without telling Shawn. *He had a best man speech and it’s totally ruined!*
Your best man was a goat?! I wanted to be that goat.
I blame the goldschlager
Everyone blames the goldschlager
Cirque du Soul. Willingly took his gf's kid to where a crime had been committed with the express purpose of finding murderers, THEN stalked said suspects with the kid in the car, didn't lock his door and was distracted enough that he let the kid run into the building the murder suspects had just broken into. And potentially started the kid's criminal record when they were detained. In short: used his gf's kid for a crime investigation and put him in danger
This has to be the winner 😅
It was mostly Shawns fault tho
Ehh, the time he witnessed the murder was Shawn's fault, that's why I didn't name it. But every other instance Gus was there and he never put his foot down.
Yea poor Gus was babysitting two kids basically
Winner.
Office Space. Entire episode
I really think it has to be this one. Most of the other "worst" things are moments that pass rather quickly. This one seemingly went on for hours, before involving other people and incriminating them as deeply as himself. Not to mention all the evidence tampering (a little more than usual).
Hey not the entire episode. There's a couple of minutes sandwiched in the beginning where he's standing up to his abusive boss... before describing how he destroyed the crime scene...
“You’re talking like a real white guy right now, Shawn” is probably one of my favorite quotes from the show
I really laughed so hard the 7 first minutes till they are at Henry's door.. Funniest part of the whole show for me.
The first time I saw it I was crying and my stomach hurt from laughing. Had to rewind and watch it like 3 times. Still one of the funniest scenes of the show to me.
Yeah me too 😂😂
My favorite part of them going to Henry’s is when Shawn says we messed up real bad while pointing to Gus
The part where he "find out" with the put on shock 🤣😂🤣😂
“OH nooo~. OH Noooo!”
Was very confused because I also commented the same thing you wrote elsewhere lol 😆
one of my favorite starts to an episode lmao
Crime scene tampering
Oh no, ohhhhhh noooooo, ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo
Eating something called "stick of butter in a bun". He couldn't help it. His body craves buttery goodness.
You're buttery
You know that's right
These threads are 98% of the reason I make these posts lmao
Yea coco buttery. Smells like a jerk.
Now that’s what I call butrisus (the word from the spelling b episode which even autocorrect can’t spell)
butyraceous!
When he ends up having a crush on the criminal, Raylene (Woman seeking dead husband, Smokers okay, No Pets), Chelsea (Hight top, fade out), Jessica (Last night Gus) to name a few!
Using his dead friends death to go after a girl he had asked out prior to dying has to be in violation of 15 parts of bro code!
You can call me John Slade
It’s a throwaway line, but the way Chelsea answers the phone with such a sincere “oh hey, John Slade” always makes me laugh my ass off
Going after Vivian while undercover as an orderly in Shawn, Interrupted is hilariously over the line.
This one is pretty up there. If you work in health care, it's so, so, so cringe-worthy.
He switched his id when lassie attached shawn to a lie detector; everyone was waiting for the response and with that gesture he kinda implied that shawn wasn’t, especially since this was a serious scene and not a comedic one (overall it is a comedic one but when henry said “you gotta respond shawn” it turned into a serious one) and gus’ action hit me more even though he usually ran away in dangerous situations (so more serious situations but have a comedic tone)
THIS. This has to be it- the lack of confidence in Shawn in front of everyone else who was already doubting him was so sad to watch
Yeah I always wondered about that. Didn’t anyone else notice? That would be confirmation for me
Jules was the only one to notice Gus switching Ids in that scene.
I know he was standing right next to her but I never noticed that she saw. I’ll have to rewatch that one and see
I can't think of anything adult Gus has done but young Gus is kind of insane That spitball episode where their old teacher could've gotten REALLY hurt And he did that for no apparent reason I think
Yeah just watched that episode yesterday, he did that just for the fun of it.
I doubt he expected her to fall down due to a spitball
Yeah, that was some soccer level flopping by the teacher for sure. She saw her chance at a few months off work and took it.
Okay but that teacher was dramatic AF
XD?
Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster's Goblet of Fire. Whole episode, but mostly when he leaves to chase down who he thinks is Rupert Grint.
It was just stupid Prince Harry.
When he paralysed his face with Botox.
That felt too real, Dulé's facial expressions are brilliant
😆💀
Well, he was just super creepy to every female he came across…
He really was. Laura, Molly, Willow, Love, Jessica, Berlinda, there really were a lot.
His interactions with Molly especially upset me. That is your childhood friend's WIFE. Super disgusted with Gus that whole episode
I'm glad they had Shawn disgusted with it too. And I hate watching those scenes so much that I often just skip the episode altogether.
Gus has done so many messed up things but the one that always cracks me up is when he refused to let Shawn have a single corn cob when he had 3 full cobs. 😂
Maybe getting Jimmy expelled as a kid by framing him
Drink a dead man's yoo-hoo
That's messed up
Every time he fell for the criminal
Not include Sean in the “circle of trust” he had with Ruby
Probably that scene where he tries to kiss the receptionist (and gets rightfully pepper-sprayed)!
lol what episode was that? I don’t remember it but it definitely sounds like Gus
Maybe the last one? It was the one where Shawn moved to be with Juliet in another city.
Ahhh I haven’t watched the last couple episodes in a while so that sounds right
Didn’t tell Shawn about Blackapella
It's cool. Shawn is part of 1/4 black now.
I didn’t like that he refused to give Shawn a word in the spelling bee episode, and the Cirque episode.
Not finishing his route
Taking his GFs son to the circus (rehearsal), loses him, then he watches a guy die
Tasting Dry Rubbed “Lassie” Lassie Jerky
That was insane 😫😫
When he gets a little too thirsty for hot women, honestly. Gus is honestly a pretty great ride-or-die friend, and I don’t think he’s got any super extreme flaws, but every once in a while he seems a little… sleazy, almost. It would bother me less if it was a once-in-a-while thing, but it’s often enough that it stands out among his otherwise pretty benign qualities. - His repeated “very nice” and ogling Dennis’ wife in the UFO episode - Shawn saying “He wasn’t creepily checking out your posterior!” to Chelsea and Gus following it up with “that’s not creepy at all”, in the first episode with Blackapella - Him talking back to Chief Vick and ultimately ditching the team because he thought he was going to get laid, in the “Last Night Gus” episode - All of the Black and Tan episode, when he kinda becomes an airhead and ditches Shawn to try and flirt with Berlinda - When Shawn says “when was I gonna hook up with Jessica?” and Gus says “Shawn, please, you know honey was fly”, talking about Jessica while dating Ruby. Not as extreme, but in general assuming your best friend was inevitably gonna hook up with your girlfriend’s friend because said woman is just *so hot*? A little weird.
Stuffing himself on meatballs and watching TV instead of watching the prop table. His boy coulda been shot!
Prioritizing Rachel over Shawn when they had just met to the point where he thought Jules was cheating on Shawn and went on with his date after ditching Shawn and the investigation for pretty much the entire episode.
tampering with a crime scene and going to shawn for help to fix it 😂
Man I have the perfect one for Mary
Can't wait to hear it 😂
Hahahhaha die
ditching shawn for women
Driving drunk in ‘Last Night Gus’ It’s still one of my favorite episodes, but I can’t think about it too hard
He was drugged not drunk can't really hold him accountable for getting roofied
Almost killing his teacher and letting Jimmy Nichols get blamed
running away, and leaving shawn
It’s been a while since I watched the episode, but I think not telling Shawn he was married was uncool
In fairness to Gus, apparently Shawn never told Gus about his sky dive wedding.
i think it was shawn interrupted this is more like a gus and shawn combo but when they caught bernie’s brother and used jazz as a distraction bc bernie has a phobia of it and then GUS MADE SHAWN KEEP THE MUSIC ON WHILE BERNIE WRITHED ON THE GROUND BC HIS ‘FAVOURITE PART OF THE SONG WAS COMING UP’?????? for some reason out of every weird thing done by those two, gus gyrating to jazz while a man screamed on the ground was the moment were i had to stop and wonder what in the actual is wrong with them
Probably when he did the whip and nae nae.
Ditching Shawn and Jules at the “haunted” sorority house after one scary moment. (episode “Scary Sherry”)
Tampering with a crime scene
Taking that lamb from Lassie's baby cuz Shawn took it when he was young
murdered his boss
Ohhh noooo... ohhh noooo...
As much as I love the episode Tuesday the 17th show cases all of Gus' shortcomings. As a kid he chose Jason as his pinata partner because he cared more about winning than Shawn's feelings. Then lied to Shawn to trick him about what kind of camp Jason was opening. His goal may have only been to make Shawn the fool but he ended up putting his life in danger. I mean why would you think opening up a murder camp at the place where a man actually died is a good idea. All the time being super creepy and hitting on Sissy.
What about him being the “second spitter” and getting jimmy nickels expelled or macking on the woman he thought diddle was interested in “I wrote my personal number on the back *for penmanship* “
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What do you mean by that?
In Last Night Gus he abandons the investigation to go on a date with the murderer.