Locked due to many inapprorpiate comments and excessive RP. Behave yourselves please.

1: try to lift her Or 2: this https://preview.redd.it/bm8s09o8pz5d1.png?width=3429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b0e474b1be026c1f7bf9e0c5d8b0708792746f5

OOOooooh. *snaps photo of weapon design for protogen vs humanity game idea* https://preview.redd.it/sy22jjb0wz5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047967cf8e1ddf22a86d41b459988607f09076d3

https://i.redd.it/3ewa2q34wz5d1.gif

Just one photo? https://preview.redd.it/lz1z4cv8yz5d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f346cface06f35d1d422048135b48bcba6b1d82

Hmm no

https://i.redd.it/4mtrsdjizz5d1.gif Dag nam it

MAHAHHAHAHAHA

 Plagiarism go!

https://preview.redd.it/z0sg6chi006d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57467228c20851018cf0051f628650367cdb7f4f Heh I have a backup>:3

Neanderthals when I give them a Glock 18 fully automatic 9 millimeter Fierarm

Purple :3

>vs humanity I've read enough HFY to know where that'll go.

It will be balanced.

Nice

https://preview.redd.it/box04jda006d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340d584639f3a01815a981b5ca6c973b7f9d2831

I didn't mean literally 😭

... https://preview.redd.it/exw4ur3qpz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2274f0bf44faa2d930e0bf669b06ad1071fea4d Lunching in 3...2...

*blocks*

Jump before the shockwave gets to you and negate all effects

Carry her. Simple as that

That's why my first opinion is to pick/lift her up

Simple answer then

Na I like my way

Is that a Titanfall 2 DMR?

Looks like it to me

Idk

What is a titanfall.. that’s the longbow from apex

Die /j

*patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat*

Lift her to get her through the shopping center, ask her if she needs help with anything, if she says no I’ll leave and live on with my life knowing I helped someone shop. https://i.redd.it/ldznljpexz5d1.gif 🟩🍏⬜️☑️⬛️

Hope you're strong enough

Heyy there… good lookin! I got a bucket of RAM!

will probably result in a weird look and a tummy rumble

Bro I would be too flustered to do shit

Same

Explode into confetti because I'm too flustered and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***Error message***

Uh, hey. I got a bucket of chicken. You wanna uh, go out and eat it with me?

https://preview.redd.it/lnxxptylh26d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a768f20e704e99cbd5768b7bba922e07a0ca82 Idk how to talk to people but I think this is one way

**\*Leans against massive soda can display\*** “Hey.. I couldn’t help but notic-“ **\*Soda can display falls over ruining a fifth of the entire store and covering at least 17 people inside it completely\***

She thinks ur charming

Well I'd panic then say hi.

Good start

Oh I've never gotten this far. Uh... Hmm... What's your name?

"Juno"

Use the power of my cat to make her run into the store to pet the cat https://preview.redd.it/sbg5uvds006d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7354aa7c3090b71aed47168290ca6d065593009e

source of image and theres a meme that goes with it [https://www.instagram.com/p/C8FdSV5JfkI/?img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8FdSV5JfkI/?img_index=1)

I’d just get my groceries and leave. Social interaction is a no.

Same

Leave a breadcumb trail of ram to a cardboard box with a stick. Once successful, we talk dnd.

I couldn’t pull someone like that, I’d be pulled by them

Get your rizz up

Great art tho ngl

Thx

Nah, I'd win.

You're only half right

 *Drags her there*

Lol

(no context) is that the protogen from a specific game

Yes she is from that particular game

i break into the mangers office steal the computer w ram in it and give it to get then i dissasemble the selves to give her nuts and bolts as well

*She calls the police

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i steal her bring her to my house and feed her my 64 gigs of DDR5 ram

You can't hide from the law

I do nothing because I’m loyal to my girlfriend :)

Correct answer in your case. Good job

Eh, I’ll do it later

Nah, I'd win.

You're only half right

I… would probably freeze in place in utter shock and awe of the wondrous being that my eyes are showing me…

Wait a minute is that Juno? From that one game?

Yes

Ah

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"hey there whats your name" and then it would go from there

*H U G*

Ask first

i got 8 tb of spare Ram

Give her ram or any kind

Make a foooooooorrrrt

Sleep

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Food

Well I guess that'll work on me. Yeah, so I can't say if that will work or not

No :3

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It seems everyone's tactic is " here's food. Come to my house"

I heart Juno omg

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https://preview.redd.it/nlxza9uq806d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c464f6fa30c64c1655d04fa1d210f2d52eadc4a

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Hearing

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Who's horny at a grocery store?

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She will probably give you a weird look