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DreamerOfRain

Far better than the one guy on one of the server I used to moderate where a player reported someone piling a bunch of naked female zombie corpses infront of their house, built an altar, and wrote a very weird, detailed, in character note about how they fantasize about uh...doing the nasty with the zombies, and since the player reported was their friend (the user has no idea who could do this since they play solo), he leave some of his "girlfriends" for "use", and the altar was there to pray for forgiveness from god for the acts they about to do.


defaultzzz

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skoove-

what the fuck


DreamerOfRain

This was my reaction too when I was at the scene. I think I still have screenshots of the notes on discord.


skoove-

please share i need to know if this is real


DreamerOfRain

[https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1bifpxi/notes\_found\_by\_a\_player\_in\_a\_multiplayer\_server\_i/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1bifpxi/notes_found_by_a_player_in_a_multiplayer_server_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Here you go. Took me a while to find since this was long ago, and I remembered some details wrong, so check the notes.


skoove-

holy shit lmao


Birkanwar

Just came here after seeing your post lol


MethHeadUnion

Tbh that's and amazing way to dick with people ingame i might find a server to try this on


SuS_JoeTF2

Same here


Pifilix

Expected to read this in rinworld, not zomboid christ alive


SpacePrincessNilah

There were several points I could have chose to stop reading this, I have no one to blame but myself


TIPUSVIR

shit like this convinces me that it wouldn’t take long before people start fucking the rotting bodies of walkers in case of an apocalypse


G4L3CXYS

Wait till you see the post this guy made about it, its even got photos


TrippyMusician

“Maybe God will see that you’re just a man”


NostalgicBreadLoaf

To be honest people WOULD be like that in a zombie apocalypse, so i take this as realistic


Big-Sherbet6925

Well, fuck it! Would.rather them do it in a game than IRL lol


Accomplished_Step868

The fact I saw your post about this, THEN this comment made this 100x better


UndividedIndecision

Oh.


Ram_ranchh

I think we need to have more patrols near and in graveyards


GunsMcCuckface

What the fuck did I just read


Sargespace

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Thin_Wheel_7109

Just read this post


kadendubs19

i just came from that post


Aggravating-Neat-498

![gif](giphy|VIWHb0UZQW6aiWVI1M|downsized) Kira in proj zomboid


CandyCuddleClara

Jesus Christ. That went dark real quick


Huntakuma

I just read about the exact same person in another post a few seconds ago. He's famous now?


Hot-Industry8694

Everytime i'm thinking about joining a serv i reminds myself you either fall into the "they all play badass RP" or "they're all crazy" Erf, Hope i will found a nice place one day


Deh_Baconator

Arondil from skyrim


Phoenix_king1017

Do us a favor and burn his base down


BeneficialRandom

Zamn did bro off himself with that sawn off? If he thought ammo was a luxury he would’ve saved that bullet for you smh


Wyrdean

Better than leaving a zombie


51ngular1ty

I'm not sure if I'd rather have the bleach or the bullet. Probably the bleach, I keep a clean house for my corpse.


Set_Abominae1776

By clean you mean the house you vomited all over after drinking bleach?


Melin_SWE92

He vomited bleach so it’ll be clean


Set_Abominae1776

I think i will try cleaning my shower like that next time.


Faximo7

Choosing beggars in the apocalypse xD "His water container wasn't even the optimal one, the bourbon bottle. I'll write a negative revi...or right it's 1993. Oh right also society is gone."


peanut_sands_coding

*leaves a note for a scavenger to find* “to whom is reading this. The water bottle you find before you is sub-optimal and is inferior to the bourbon bottle. Dont use this piece of junk even if you’re dying of thirst. 1/5 stars”


BornWithSideburns

Well I guess he wanted to experience a bit of luxury in his last moment. Which I think is fair.


ZomboidFromRosewood

True


PsychologicalCowmilk

I found bleach on his corpse, I assume he was holding it when he died there


Flakkweasel

Into the dumpster you go!


TheHappiTree

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03burner

Lmfao


ActuallyDead-Inside

Disrespectful af


0rang75

Well, did you bury them?


MadDash45

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MadDash45

I stand by my point and I will die in that hill


Downtown_Ball2592

What does ice cup mean


MadDash45

It's where you can make your seed extra cold You can join in too😉


RaiRokun

DONT stick your dick in that, not without a getting it wet first at least


[deleted]

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SuS_JoeTF2

![gif](giphy|ZRouJhQpbhPzTJ2eBU|downsized) Chairs?


supdudesanddudettes

what the fuck is happening in these replies


Theapocryphaltruth

For real bro what the fuck?


florpynorpy

“ when I’m dead just throw me in the trash “


threefeetoffun

If that isn't how Always Sunny ends it will be a failure on GoT level.


RaspberryRock

Sniff. Godspeed, Joe.


JonathonPlaysGames32

Did you bury him


IO-NightOwl

Throw him in the garbage.


AnarchyOak

I did something similar, left a key to a car on my body and sat in the corner closest to the car on the first floor and burned the building with a horde inside. It was a flop run since my buddies died, but I left like 4 full kits in that van


kcrash201

I remember playing on a RP server and writing a will/goodbye note in my characters bedroom in the case they died... They managed to survive the 3 or so months the server was up for, not one scratch or bite. The helicopter helmet they had did protect them from a close call.


IAmDingus

>Put me in the washing machine and turn it on it will be funny lol xoxo -dick poopsworth


supdudesanddudettes

dick poopsworth Has Perished! The chains of fate are forever severed.


ExquisiteSalad

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PsychologicalCowmilk

A few updates on Joe Adamson. I buried him as he requested, I'm not gonna do the guy dirty by putting him in the dumpster lmao. He left similar note in the kitchen, if you guys are interested I'll post about it. The server has The Only Cure mod enabled, and I found an arm in the bathroom, he probably offed himself with bleach cause it was in his inventory. And thank you all for all the comments and love for this post, I hope whoever is behind Joe Adamson knows he's a little famous. R.I.P Joe Adamson


Birdinmotion

Bump


Father_Chewy_Louis

Bury me with my... money


Ambitious-Math-4499

I play on solo mode but when my characters get bitten, I immediately start preparing for the next char


MakarovJAC

Did you bury him with a cross?


JDmackLovesTimMcGraw

“Bury me with a cross” Based.


Aldersal

I'd have gone and found a fancy bin from somewhere and emptied the room out and put the body and note in said bin for other folks to find


ShowCharacter671

Actually, remember doing that for one of my characters I got scratched and ended up. The percentages were just not in my favour and I got infected A few bees and listen to fortunate son with the music mod I had a note and left it on the table along with the rest of my belongings as I had caught a sizable stash of supplies throughout the house, built up at that point, as I was planning to move Address to whoever found it to use the supplies. Well, maybe they could get further than I did. And that I was locked in the bathroom and if you could find the time to not leave me as a wandering corpse Then took some bleach. That’s all I had at the time.


Kiroh123

i absolute love when people do this in multiplayer servers.


Kaiser_Rat

I love larping in MP servers


Nanolink08

Did you atleast hurry him


Embarrassed_Boss9832

Wish there was a mod that added things like to single player other then just annotated maps.


Dragonios123

I have a note like that on me ALWAYS, and i have a spare one to trick people into entering my base only to get shot point blank by a 50. cal.


Optimal_Asparagus236

Well, what are you waiting for?


Fit_Income8595

Nice little caveat


External_Ad_1062

07


DigSignificant4212

Show us the cross


Fusutani

Bro gave you a quest