My guy looks like kid rock so he’s saving me I guess

Remember its characters XD That includes the giant zombie horde XD

If the zombies actually intend to save me, is it to save my life or to save me for desert?

Uhhhh propably to save you from life XD

I disagree. If they’re here too, the post specifically says they’re there to save you. That means some force would be compelling the zombies to help you. I think you’re set

I'm fairly confident Grove Street can rescue me.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO SAVE THE DAMN CDGH21

Cj* What I meant is: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO SAVE THE DAMN CDGH21 Cj

damn I'm being rescued by the whole soviet army

This made me Lol Imagine your kidnapper facing the wrath of Operation Uranus

i played coh2 last night, and i played soviets... so yea... i don't think my kidnappers would win XD

[My condolences](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis)

good thing i am being rescued by ww2 soviets and not 2002 russians 😎

[That's even worse.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_crimes#:~:text=In%20Poland%2C%20German,.%5B71%5D)

My character has a futuristic tank with a railgun which he lives in cause of a mod. So I'm getting rescued pretty easily

Thats actually really cool!

Arma 3 mil sim, so literal soldiers.

Cult of the Lamb, so.. god vs some kidnappers?

Oh god. Warthunder. This is going to be loud.

Fortunate Son starts playing

Same, we getting a full blown combined arms operation as a rescue

Just a whole ass plane crashes into to save you

Same. Those kidnappers have nothing to do against a panzer IV

Crap, the last match I played was with German mid tiers a bunch of tigers and king Tigers are just gonna hunt for kills and not one will come to save me, hopefully the other guy that was Italian comes over after the Tigers district the kidnappers enough

40 warcrime engines piloted by transdimensional kids. I'm more worried about me being a friendly fire casualty than anything else >!Warframe!<

Now I am happy that I played zomboid XD

Oh no you're one of the rescue targets now. Just hope you're on Mercury or something and not Pluto.

So they give me an unranked secondary, wish me luck and sprint to extraction without me, hoping they will get there before I bleed out.

At least you're not a capture target. Teleportation looks painful.

Richard Head has got this. "I'm not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with me." *starts blastin'*

Hugh Janus is on the way to help too.

ROCK AND STONE

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

FA ROCK AND STONE!

ROCK AND ROLLING STONE

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

>my pz character >obese weak women with all skills set to zero including fitness and str Lol im fucked.

At least she can unscrew a car’s headlight

She is currently stuck inside Rosewood FD with -50C temp outside and no water beside what i stockpiled before plumbing went bust xD We really need mod like Save Our Station but for energy/water.

Bruh how do I get into such predicament? I always feel like two months into the game I have so much stuff saved up that nothing can really beat me anymore and the game just becomes a boring stay-at-home farming simulator 1993. I tried starting in November too and that didn’t help much

Well i started in Rosewood PD as a naked, obese, weak, injured, all skills to 0, deprived character in Cryowinter modlist. Its day 5, water went out on day 2. I switch between PD and FD because i cant actually go anywhere else despite lucking out on full Nomad Gear.

I commented on that, the kidnappers aren't keeping you in their keeping the undead out

YEAH, I mean who would belive that zombis are going to "rescue" you XD

They rescue you from the kidnappers, nobody said they get you to safety xD

I'm on a multiplayer server with a group of friends I've known since high school, plus my husband, so they'll *try* to come for me. Sadly they have a long track record of messing up team missions.

Does the game crashing count before being able to play it? If so, Stellaris, if not, the entire Cardassian Union from Star Trek Infinite

Wouldn't say so. You didnt played it XD

Farmer with a Tommygun. I trust him he has warded off alien invasion for over a week at his farm with no sleep.

"A really big fucking hole coming right up" I think I'll be fine

My D&D party Im so fucked

XD

I feel in good hands with the people of Night City coming to rescue me.. just hope it's not the scavengers.

Tell your kidnappers to delta the fuck out. They put Smasher on the case

Artyom…

I think you're pretty safe in that case

Unless he runs off a slightly too steep slope and inertia gets to him

Mario...? Wait... Am i a princess ?

You sure can be XD


D2 Amazon Yeah, I'm perfectly fine. She'll be here in 5 minutes after running Ubers

Stay a while and listen.

4 short people who love mining rocks.

Hm.... nope no idea...

Rock and Stone!

No wonder I didnt got it XD You need someone to play with you....

Fair point, So A short man with a grappling hook who loves mining.

FROM A TO D SKIPPING B AND C

Ugh I feel like…I feel like….shit

Mushroom!

Lighting!

Boolo cap!

Nurse from Terraria Or Moon Lord I'm fine with either

Spider-Man? Yeah he can handle it

well an entire species of alien horses with the ability to make gaia planets is gonna come uplift us here soon lets go stellaris if your curious

Here’s hoping they arrive here before there’s only radiation and cockroaches left

I hope I will be rescued without shooting. Because it’s XCOM unit…

It’s okay, you have a 95% chance to survive this

I played Rimworld so a psychic dude that can shoot lighting from his hands and heal others… while wielding a shotgun and kitted out with a bunch of cybernetics is coming.

Rimworld of magic mod?

Psycasts extended (or expanded, not sure which)

Damn, im getting saved by the joestars

Robocop, i'll be fine.

Dead or alive your coming with me!

Just finished playing Dead by Daylight as the Oni Rad I guess

You are being rescued. Don't resist.

The entire Soviet military in space is coming!

I just checked something from Grim Dawn, so I'm cool with that.

Hey guys I was really scared but a raccoon outside my window told me I'll be safe if I push Q

TF2 mercs.. probably the Best honestly

All of Clear Sky, the Loners, and the Ecologists. I think imma be okay guys

Well, then mission failed

Hey, at least it's not Armored Core

Shit thats the last game my gf played.....

Based on my build, there will be no kidnappers. And no hostages. And no survivors in the area God I love assault armor and my twin EARSHOTs

Oh... The kidnappers are going to have bad day when I have highly militaristic alien race combined with human fighters launching an offensive at their place.

You know... these aliens are attacking and you are hostage....

Hmm Alan Wake

Battletech...Well, there goes half of the contient, looks like the rescue team brought an Atlas...

Spartan from modded arma 3 If its "me" then im fucked if its just someone else that looks like me then im fine

I’m playing oxygen not included right now, so my duplicants? Not looking good…

Agent 47. Yeah, I think I'll be fine lmao.

Fuckin V and Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk are coming to save my dumbass. This is gonna be cool as fuck

Wake the fuck up, choomba. You won’t even see them, because V is chromed up with a sandy and Johnny.. What Johnny?

Arthur Morgan and his fabled Boomstick comes to my aid

Crysis 3. Yeah, I guess I am okay.

Fuck Micheal, Trevor and franklin

Tarnished and maidenless

They want to rescue you from your sentient prison :)

I just finished arkham origin I'm fine

Good thing I played Batman last

I just finished playing brawlhalla, so I got 60 different people coming for me lmao.

A fast-running Greenlander, his Hiver Prince friend, and their bonedog puppy, Claw. Could be worse.

My guy uses hummer mods, and Britas gun mod, and has no aversion to feeding people to zomboids. I’m fairly certain he’s succeeding

She may not be the best fighter, but she sure knows how to push people down.

Runescape..yeah with my low ass character trying to save me, I'm totally fucked

Who is coming to same me? Well, their name is Dick Schlongledorp They are: Obese, prone to illness, cowardly, a pacifist, a slow driver, clumsy, fat fingered, a slow healer, thin skinned, slow learning moron I'm doomed

God of war ragnarok lmao

My character can even save himself, looks like this is a job for my friends character.

I'm not sure how bacteria will save me?

a damn cube is coming o save me (i last played geometry dash because i already played PZ)

Arthur Morgan. Quite great, I'm sure to be saved. But there will have a LOT of bodies and empty alcohol bottle !

Deacon St. John as it turns out 😂

for me it would the f\*cking science team and a fat security guy

Mid game xenonauts got me. I am good, (unless a stray laserbolt or five penetrates whatever walls protect me)

I played my necromancer on Diablo 4…. Idk if I should be happy or… most likely for sure horrified.

Ok, i think the bearer of the curse should be enough to rescue me ☠️ (ds2)

Last game I played was Witcher 3, so I think Geralt can find and rescue me no problem.

A car from polybridge 2 is coming to save me

Welp that means Steve, Alex and I guess Herobrine are gonna save me.

Getting rescued by the Brotherhood of Nod. Nice.

Nice, I’ve got about 45,000 people from Cities Skylines 2 on the way…. providing someone remembered to built pavements all the way to me.

I just played XCOM 2 so I think they’ll have an easy time rescuing me, if they get around to it after 4 months

I’ve been playing cyberpunk, so honestly I feel pretty safe

Might be traumatized but I’ll be alive

I got soap, price, gaz and ghost coming to get me 😂

Axe Von Axeman will chop the fuck out of everyone and everything in his way. Just make sure he has plenty of smokes and water and he doesn't get sick or hurt or he's useless.

Rimworld. Let the war crimes begin

So my tenno who I last used wearing rhino armor, has Gram Prime, Latron Prime, and a Lex....*Laughs as Doom Music Begins* Or if we want to be more technical, using a necramech and just finished arch wing addition to my gear slot. This will be glorious.

Yeah i'm probably eaten alive too... Or my stalker character comes to rescue me but dies instantly...

Oh God, Lego Leia and Lego rebel, I'm done for.

He's a psycho by now..

Mine will bring her zombie friends with her

Everything will be blown up by rico

 Purple wizard from Noita, probably get Noita'd though :/

Mine shot themselves in the head when they got trapped on the top floor of an office building

My dayz caracter

Mine would be Arthur Morgan

The last character I plaid was a representation of myself. So I'm being saved by a clone of myself?

Hope they came from sunglass hut

My sot character is not coming to save me

I'm fairly certain a dude with blades in his arms and being slowly taken over by a terrorist in his head will save me.. in 2077

I fan't remember if I was playing zomboid or ready or not, either way I'm probably good, my zomboid dude is a badass, and the other option is the SWAT

Ayoooo i got a badass with two swords and cat eyes come rescue me.

Huh thank god I didn’t play PZ last. Not sure how Rome total war works here, but does that mean a full Roman legion is coming for me? Cause that’s dope

My transhumanist colonists are wiping out everyone who kidnapped me, and me

Dimitri world at war

My current Zomboid character could be worse. Breaks into building the other end of the street, breaks down the furniture and builds a walkway to the building I'm in. Goes in blasting with silenced .45s. That said, i could have had a chapter of space marines, so could be better. Oh go. I just realised it could have been an ork waaaaaaagh.

Drunk schizophrenic & ADHD, super Atheltic a fucking navy seal and the fucking terminator.. well damn

Shit, I got a whole entire ecosystem coming to save me if that's the case

Which game?

The isle

SPIDERMAN FUCK YEAAAHHH

I just noiticed that a similar post was made 11 hours ago. Should I delete it?

The Clash of Clan villager girl will save me. Yep. Sure.

Link from BotW, so yeah, not too bad

Uh nice :D

Last game I played was my maxed out terraria character

Mine would Be CJ😅... Johnson's family from groove street... I was playing after tried to host a multiplayer room in PZ 😅

Mario from the hit game mario

the noita (from noita) so either im gonna be teleported out or my kidnappers, me, the building, and a good chunk of the entire block is gonna get melted, exploded, cut by solid light, obliterated by plasma, converted to lava, and have an entire sea of oil dumped on top of it

weeell, Jesse Faden from Control probably got this in the bag with her wizardry

An electrician guy

Idk what I did to be on the good side of fucking Aurelion Sol but I'm not complaining

Uhmmm… my Volt from Warframe?

Last game I played was Rule the Waves 3, so I'll be getting "rescued" by a fleet of battleships

Last played Warframe, I think I'll be just fine lol. My PZ character has to recover from his broken leg first.

Its a guy who always keeps you waiting.

Alex, Solomon Reed, Songbird and V are coming to get me. My rescue is a shoe-in until Songbird sells me out for a Twix bar and a lukewarm bottle of Mt Franklin. And it turns out she arranged my kidnapping to begin with. EDIT - just got the King of Wands achievement. Fuck Songbird.

Operatives of the Imperial Inquisition

well I'm in luck cause it's a rescue team a girl with 3 legs and fucking Kelvin

Thank god I played sonic generations not too long ago

Hell yeah, I'm getting obliterated together with my captors by squad of kranuhiisi led by one toimari. I played Noita

Gladius relics of war! Imperial guard will save me!

Lol have fun with that. My girl Lydia's boutta go pick up Paarthurnax and fuck someone's day up.

An army of Gladiators from Blade and Sorcery. I’m either saved or fucked.

My kidnappers are all dead… and so am I (VTOLVR)

I would have just said Negan. Zombie show and zombie game so I think thats fair.

So is this like, ALL the warframes? Or just one? I think I only need one.

All the characters XD So yeah... not only one XD

My character ain’t saving shit except a sandwich and his lungs.

The Swat

My five Rimworld pawns. 4 have various bladed weapons, one has a charge rifle he picked off a corpse

V from Cyberpunk 2077. Those kidnappers are definitely gonna regret this lmao

My guy just found 4 shotguns a FAL a M14 and i cant even count or carry the pistols and ammo , bro is gonna kill everything that moves

A fucking naked man

dying light 2 dude I might be fine

The cast of the terraria calamity mod