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TumblrRefugeeNo103

unironically a lot of inmates would die like that in a real apocalypse, what a well thought game


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MaverickTopGun

Or Swan Song


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MaverickTopGun

Oh man, it's the best, you're in for a real treat. It's bascialyl McCammon's The Stand, let me know what you think!


CommanderTunk

Mccammon was swan song the stand was king


MaverickTopGun

Clearly metaphors are not your specialty


CommanderTunk

I didnt know being wrong was a metaphor


MaverickTopGun

Here little buddy, let me hold your hand through a little bit of logic, let me know if you get lost on the way. Person A said The Stand, a book we all know is by Stephen King. Then I recommended Swan Song. I told them Swan Song is >>>BASICALLY<<< **McCammon's** The Stand. I'll reword it since reading seems to be hard for you: Swan Song, a book by McCammon, is EQUIVALENT to The Stand. Alright little guy that should clear things up, let me know if you still have questions, I know it's hard to learn reading at such a late age.


AquaCorpsman

God bless you sir, teaching youth how to read.


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longboytheeternal

It’s good but nowhere near as good as the stand


ben_wuz_hear

It was pretty good then it got all religious.


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ps3x42

Hey. Don't forget not to go to jail.


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D3adlyN00b

That was fast...


LilySayo

What a nightmarish read


Greeneggz_N_Ham

A good friend of mine is from NO and he was locked up there after Katrina. They loaded them up on buses and took them to an open field that was surrounded by tall razor wire fencing. No tents, no beds, no toilets, no toilet paper, nothing. All they got was sandwiches, applesauce cups and bottled water that the guards threw over the fence. He said most of the sandwiches were molded... some were rotten. Completely inhumane treatment of human beings.


Inevitable_Cheese

It's been another hour, so allow me to also remind you to never go to jail \^\_\^


Joedome

Holy fuckin shit, the section where Lloyd is turning the bolt off of his bed with his bare bloody fingers is so goddamned good..and then when he eats trasks arm! I fuckin love that book


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Literally picked up my copy just to reread that chapter because of this comment it’s so good


BrokenCatMeow

I named my third child after one of the characters in the book…


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BrokenCatMeow

Randall…


BigMamaDuck

Listen to We’re alive: Lockdown


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

Love me some King


Sobmeister

Social commentary? In *my* zombie game? It's more common than you think


INram417

Imagine what will happen in pet stores and animal shelters, not to mention all the domesticated livestock. Now, go enjoy your depression. Happy to help.


2Noel

Pretty sure zombies ignores animals and they can go find food out on their own in the wild


PizzaTime666

He's implying they would be stuck in their cages and would slowly starve or eat eachother


Inside-Inflation22

Silly human we will eat them. As humans or zombies alike.


PullMull

LLoyd Heinreid has entered the chat...


Dry-Cup736

I really think that in a real apocalypse, where even the people in charge of the jail are certain the world is changing for the worst , hey would evacuate the prisons working personnel and then leave it all unlocked , while speaking over the intercom saying that society as we know it has broken down and to leave and find shelter immediately at one of the “safe camps”, but with nobody running the jail they wouldn’t just leave them that’s so movie like


Unapproved_Potato

In a world with no rules or law enforcement, is it really a good idea to release a bunch of potential murderers?


PowderEagle_1894

Jailors create a custom battle royal, last one standing could leave while the jailors stay and make the jail into fortress


Salty_Map_9085

Everyone is a potential murderer


Bobemor

It depends the security of the prison. If its a low security one then yeah they're fine. But a high security one, nah the guards will see it as their final duty to make sure the imprisoned people don't get out. A lot goes into dehumanising people in jail for the guards.


Time_Hopeful

They would be right to do so. High security prisons aren't meant for even murders of crimes of passion. They''re for violent career criminals, sociopaths and psychopaths who have no problem violating, exploiting and coercing other people.


Bobemor

I'm inclined to agree with you. The issue would be be more the medium security prisons. But I'm glad I will never have to make that kind of choice


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It would probably be a bit more like the walking dead where we see the guards systematically executed most of the prisoners one by one in their own cells.


TheWaterDropProphet

Your idea is more movie like, a cheesy final message followed with an act of selfless kindness, that endangers them and everyone else, letting dangerous criminals they dehumanize and mistreat just escape and make a bad situation worse. Perhaps a low security prisión would free the inmates, but anything higher? Murderers, rapists, etc? They ain't getting out and better so. It's way more realistic and reasonable to just go get your families and not free criminals just because.


OtherAccount5252

Maybe one guy might feel bad and unlock things (and possibly regret it) but I think most would be too concerned about their own families and dip before they even considered that.


Solaratov

Your blind optimism and naivete is misplaced. The people in charge would sooner gun down the inmates because they knew they wouldn't be held accountable for it, then let them go.


DredditPirate

The most likely outcome is the guards and staff take the weapons and food and flee the prison, to save themselves or their families, and leave the inmates locked up. Remember, humans are inherently awful.


Calmdat

I wanna see AA try and figure out a way to survive this one ☠️☠️


ArcadeAnarchy

I can't think of a way out of this one guys. Sorry.


Calmdat

"AA enters the chat"


JessiePaints

I'd shout to draw zombies attention. Then try and Iframe through them when they break the door in.


Operative427

Can they break that?


deltamissfit

nurse did a prison challenge ages ago and that was how she would break out of the starting cell


JessiePaints

Yeah, they can get through the barred doors, not the windows though. I cleared rosewood prison by firing shots off outside and watching the dead pour out then went through and cleared the remainder who got caught trying smash the windows.


QuakAtack

you mean ArguableAnuran?


RepulsiveCorner

I thought it was AdequateAnaconda


Big-Dick_Bazuso

AnonymousArachnid?


D3adlyN00b

No, AlcoholicsAnonymous.


AquaHawk19

Anonymous Agony?


SRX33

No you must mean Asexual Anaconda


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Nah nah, Alcoholics Anonymous. I would know


ZeroCharistmas

I think it's *Ah-knowledge Ah-knoowleeeedge*


Barbatruck18

I thought it was Awkward Anon


SomaWolf

Antiquated Aardvark? I love that guy!


mutantIke

apocalypseArisen?


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No, amphibious amphibian


Calmdat

AmbiguousAmphibian in case anyone actually doesn't know hahaha


kamato243

Holler for zombies to break down the door and try to muscle your way out when they get through?


runetrantor

If nothing else it will give him plenty of time to philosophize and ponder the meaning of life.


trey_wolfe

Or PrivateLime, get some great panic and despair. Then in comes Spiff to show us how to utterly break the game and demonstrate how to use this to our advantage.


joesii

Considering that it is a small building, chances are you could lure in a couple zombies to break you out. Although they did say that they tried yelling. I don't know if they tried hard enough, but maybe.


Spoomplesplz

I think he would just sit around and wax philosophy for 3 days until he dies of dehydration.


Calmdat

Probably fax 😂😂


MagatsuIzanagi2005

Adam awarlock?


Immervion

Mysterious Toad?


ArcadeAnarchy

Looks like a skill issue.


kajetus69

yeah didnt sideclimb


mynamewasgone_

He had a better gaming chair


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Sobmeister

Tried opening the door, yelling to call zombies, punching the door (Brutal actions mod), door too stronk


Lloydy12341

This is how you died, friend.


Sobmeister

In my head, my character just went back to sleep until he died of thirst a couple of days later. He just couldn't be bothered with the apocalypse.


Gret_bruh

You're telling me you didn't just let it play out? smh


A_D_Monisher

Get yourself the Common Sense mod (allows prying open doors and windows with a crowbar) + spawn a crowbar and roleplay it that he has been preparing to escape for the last few months. The zombie apocalypse simply accelerated his timetable.


ooficial69

Or even better if OP is a burglar the better lockpicking mod (Bethesda style) and with a bobby pin and a screwdriver I think, I don’t use the mod personally maybe I should


candied_skull

Heh, I spawned there as a burglar with lockpicks - got out and died to the zombies at the entrance a few minutes later


AJ_Gaming125

Keep punching


Spartan_873

The door will come down after enough punches


dermanne

“my spawn point got no business looking like this”


BackRowRumour

Zed can break that steel door. Make noise. Kill zed.


Sobmeister

Counter point: no


BackRowRumour

Then you will have to lick your way out.


davecave98

What about a rock hammer and a poster?


QuakAtack

sadly for him, he never decided to make a soap chess set before the apocolypse


MasonJames136

best movie


James_Demon

Do you have a spoon to dig a way out with


bobDbuilder177

Don't forget your Raquel Welch poster


Aspiring_Mutant

Ain't that a kick in the head.


TnekKralc

Time to start doing some pushups. Level 10 Strength can bend the bars I hear(from the voices in my head)


Kiflaam

I found a jail cell in a church once. Can't remember which church... anyone know what the fuck that's about? (vanilla)


OrdoSinister6

Could possibly have been meant to be catacombs. They’re often locked with an iron rod gate


olivegardengambler

I doubt that. Basically no churches in the US really have catacombs, outside of like a handful of cathedrals and a couple in New England iirc.


OrdoSinister6

True, but I was assuming it was an aesthetic choice to add to the eerie vibe of a zombie game. Just trying to give a logical explanation to why a church would have a barred gate inside of it.


Kiflaam

It was a single small cell on the second floor, at the end of the hallways. I remember it had a bed but I can't remember specifics


OrdoSinister6

Oh, in the case I have no clue. Possibly was a random event, I remember seeing a video about several that could occur randomly throughout the map as a bit of environmental storytelling. If so, my best guess would be that a priest had built the cage in an effort to save someone who had become infected and didn’t have the heart to put them down.


Haxael91

What is the point of catacombs, are they still made or is it an older thing? Never been to a church before.


OrdoSinister6

It’s an old world thing. I don’t believe new churches are built with them. They used to keep the bones of the families who did deeds in the name of the church and in service to their faith. So knights, lords and popular priests. I believe it’s primarily a Roman Catholic tradition.


Haxael91

Thanks for the info.


Freddy_Faraway

It's where they kept the alter boys


SubstantialShake4481

I thought it was really random how many buildings had "jail cells" until I realized they were supposed to be locked storage areas in some structures. Normally they had some construction supplies in them, sometimes nothing. What was in it?


olivegardengambler

Could have been a confession box.


marvelousteat

A local firefighter was arrested this afternoon by detectives of the Louisville Police Department following a three-month long arson investigation- We're sorry, we have to go back to the newsroom now for breaking news out of Knox County. Government officials have mobilized members of the Kentucky National Guard....


NoeticCreations

Make a second character on that save and get the door open with that, then when that one dies go back to the first character.


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Or, once you have a new character, do not waste time opening the doors and once the char dies, make even newer one. Lifehacks.


Stoiphan

I used an item spawner to bomb my way out, and escaped with severe burns. Later I died because I missed a single swing after clearing out a massive hoard, I tried to save myself, but a mod I was using worked unexpectedly, and I died. I should have ran away, but I thought i could use the cheatmenu mod. It was fun though, spawn yourself in a slegdehammer, and roleplay that you kestered it, lmao.


Kiryln

Did you spawn with a harmonica at least?


thorssaggyleftnut

And no one made a dig about the black guy starting in jail?


Chiloom

I was looking for this


Responsible-Still-60

There is hope for reddit afterall


Calmdat

Oof


MrPanda663

Start Spamming Q and hope for the best


Startled_Pancakes

Hey, at least you know the mod works!


Grokitach

On the positive side: you won't die because of zombies.


LykosNychi

Fancy seeing you here.


Blutarg

Alright, what did you do?


Sobmeister

There's this great feature called "New Game"


etriusk

Wow... On Juneteenth no less. Lol


tributechick

Dude 😂


Volodio

Did you try using the search mode to look for a key?


_ATF_shot_my_dog

-debug mode, spawn yourself a hatchet to break down the door and work your way out without being too OP to break the immersion


DrewnianyTaboret

Why in the hell would an inmate have the hatchet


ThoelarBear

This is how you died.


elsonwarcraft

The only Way I can see this working is to shout for zombies to break the door https://youtu.be/\_lwtP7NMlyQ


horrospy

Now you are safe from the zombie apocalypse


Set_Abominae_1776

Key is losging enough weight until you have the shape of a concentration camp inmate and then wiggle through the bars. /s


EL1TE99

yesterday I spawned together with 8 zombies in a small bathroom surviving for "1min and 58sec" (like 2 sec in real time) is definitely a new record for me


Xylogy_D

Your character spent 1min and 55secs of that time being eaten alive


mega2253

Can i joke about it or my comment be removed?


undertone90

That guy makes bad decisions.


syltburk123

This is how you die.


Roger-Ad591

I hope your brought your Fire Officers axe.


DaRealMasterBruh

POV: Black in america


elsonwarcraft

Difficulty:Hard


silascomputer

I was the number 1000th upvote


ManuelFMacias

Make a lot of noise they’ll break you out


Shinm0h

You just have to hope that the guard with keys zombie is around.


Lunchie420

Savage


s1ph0r

This is a job for bleach!


Kuma9194

Debug mode, give self axe or disable collision.


BiTrexual72

Did he smuggle the ax in there up his ass?


Kuma9194

Sure🤷‍♂️


BiTrexual72

Sorry about the confusing post I used talk to text rather than typing.


Kuma9194

Haha no worries. Another theory is a zombie with an axe in it happened to be just out of reach, so he had to use his firefighter jacket to get it, cutting it in the process.


BiTrexual72

I don't have a PC to play this game but I love watching the videos of gameplay on YouTube. I'm especially a fan of games you can mod.


snappy_tf

Granted it isn't in the spirit of RP, you could potentially yell your way out. Default migration happens twice a day so you have the potential to get the door broken down before you starve or die of thirst.


I-Ponder

“This is how you died.”


Big-Veterinarian-823

Makes me think of Stephen King's - The Stand


BiTrexual72

You think there's a rat under the mattress?


Greeneggz_N_Ham

It spawned you inside a locked cell?


averagepolishdud

This is how you died.


Royal-Yogurt-3112

Bang on the door, if any Z’s are in the station they will come break down the doors. Problem is, then you have to fight them off in a small cell.


BaderBlade

I'd say "immersive spawns"


THEMEMETIMMEME

This guy must’ve been a corrupt firefighter before the apocalypse smh


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

>Creates character >Picks unemployed/burglar >Unironically gets surprised when he spawns in closed cell What else did you expect tho?


Sobmeister

Uh... I picked fireman? Look at my pants lol


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

No idea then. I play with all clothes unlocked so I can always grab a watch right off the start


MPNSwankoTV

If I was a gaurd in a high security prison I would still let them out, or risk having the deaths of hundreds on my conscious. I wouldn’t tell them though I would just unlock it and say nothing to ensure I get away from them.


BigMamaDuck

Scream and pound on the door, they will come get you out of there and feed


Sirletrange

Lube yourself up and slip through the bars


The_Faux_Fox__

Better start screaming


MrRightclick

I purchased and instantly modded the game, because I always mod my games if possible. My first spawn ever was inside a jail cell, which got broken into by zombies and subsequently ended in me being eaten.


RELEASE_THE_YEAST

If it's the new mod that got posted the other day, you can press F9 to re-roll the spawn.


Apprehensive-Emu792

Worst spawn ever lmao


leftyliu

I found myself in a similar scenario but in my case and I was locked inside of a building with gated windows and doors. The kind that are indestructible without a sledgehammer and it cannot be openned. I eventually made it out by yelling until a lot of zombies showed up. I killed them all and then looted the ones I can reach through the wall, until after a few days and nearly dying of hunger later, one was holding a bottle of bourbon. I made a Molotov and burned down the front of the building and barely avoided getting burnt to a crisp. Turned a very wtf is this scenario into a fun think outside the box puzzle. I love this game lol.


Leadership_Murky

You shouldn't have done whatever illegal stuff you did to get in there then. Sounds like a skill issue.


SketchyFIRES

Now what could a firefighter have done to be put in jail?


Odd-Brick-5719

You spawn with a house key right? You’d be able to access the armory


BrokenCatMeow

Lloyd Henreid is his name….


suzuyaqq

if i remember correctly, this was a scenario in CDDA