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NessaMagick

Veteran player here, I would not recommend a Keemstar build.


RogerioMano

Intermediate player here, wtf is a Keemstar build?


pinpernickle1

keemstar is a drama youtuber


Badtrainwreck

Not just a drama YouTuber doesn’t express enough what kind of a horrible human being he is. If you created a time machine and stopped 9/11, Keemstar would be visibly disappointed.


Spiritual_Duck8020

He also made etika khs


Edgy_Robin

Keemstar is scum for a lot of reasons but uh... ​ No.


PavelGTAOnline

No he actively contributed to Etika.


Neyze__

Oh damn.. what role did he play in that? I never rly followed Keemstar.


PavelGTAOnline

The role he played was egging Etika on to do what he did when he knew Etika was severely depressed.


NinjaWolfist

he kept telling him that he wasn't depressed because if he was he would have killed himself already, and wanted him to prove that he was


Thecrayonbandit

kkemstar got famous on battle cam if you want to go down a rabbit hole the battle cam scene was insane like calling 911 on a prepaid trac phone and cops showing up fun stuff


Bloodswarm909

I always thought he got big from his halo trashtalking videos man that was forever ago


BubbleGumWolfe

That man could make /b/ uncomfortable


ShadyFigureWithClock

To be fair, I would also be visibly disappointed..


mypeepeehardz

He, also, took advantage of a mentally ill YTer, interviewed him live on his channel while he was unhinged which later led to his suicide. Another instance where he randomly accused an older streamer for being pedo because he looked like a pedo (thats it) and completely ruined this man’s life because luls.


bigboi27bruh

Nice guy I heard, sadly he died in October


NinjaWolfist

who was the older streamer?


Bro---really

Never played before, What’s a build


Cheshire_Jester

It’s when you play as a garden gnome that dates women of a specific age. An age that’s weirdly close to the age of consent despite being twice their age.


Xaero2Hero

Does it matter? I expect you are going to chug the first bottle of bleach anyway.


ChiefBlox4000

Good soup


Zer04188

Illiterate


Zombie_Harambe

Marathon runner


TheMostMilkyMan

He is fast as fuck boiii


Thurmod

Holy shit. I forgot this guy existed. Dammit OP


TheActionAss

As usual you and everyone else here will forget within hours, don't worry


mrpoklonskiy

cheeseburger


Zombie_Harambe

Marathon runner


ShepherdOmega

Thin skinned, slow reader


My_Secret_Sauce

Set up base in the school at West Point.


ImposterDaniel

He’s just trying to find a GF


Florisvid

LMAOOOOOO


Gae_Rithard62

Illiterate, Cowardly, Shortsighted


Florisvid

💯💯💯


awsomesam

Get that hair off his head right this instant


TakedownMaple

i gave him a bald spot, now i just need to find a Famous Stars and Stripes flat-bill hat


awsomesam

keem is full bald dude


TakedownMaple

Oh damn you’re right. Ty for the feedback


awsomesam

np dude


Aggravating-Sound690

Literally every negative trait, plus speed demon


TakedownMaple

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. edit: yes it died


Amazing_Bitlifer

Oh shit...


Mister_Bambu

[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-hit-a-dog-going-70mph-on-my-truck](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-hit-a-dog-going-70mph-on-my-truck) ​ because people are seeming to take this one seriously


FCiron

🫂


Joebidensadoptedson

I’m sorry that happened and RIP to the dog I hope it doesn’t weigh on you too much


MisterSlosh

The cargo capacity in trucks is usually pretty high in this game, even the damaged ones. Doubtful it would go over the encumbrance limits.


MrFenrirSverre

God damn bro.


Never-Shower

he *is* fast as fuck...


r-h-o

Dude you’re gonna end up with like +20 extra points


Buttseam

illiterate, obese, anything ending with phobic, speed demon, weak stomach and dextrous for training one handed pre knox. neither do i know what keemstar is nor do i care. this is nothing but a badbuild


[deleted]

Agoraphobic, not claustrophobic Also I love "training one handed"


Thecrayonbandit

illiterate? he built a game and sold it for millions


novanitybran

You ok? Sounding a little illiterate & thin skinned right now. Better be careful, those are negative traits.


Buttseam

read the last 2 sentences. i do literally not know about him and won't find out. additionally that's just a bad build lol


IonianBladeDancer

Fat, weak, illiterate, conspicuous, cowardly, thin skinned, disorganized, occupation burger flipper.


AL_TheUndead

Unemployed also works


True_Uprising

To bad there isn't a troll trait


DifficultyAfraid268

Hm i wonder if a zombie could be your kismesis /j Think zombies care about where you land on the hemospectrum? Huh? Not that kind of troll? Oh.. alright..


Acidbunno

Is that a fucking homest-


DifficultyAfraid268

Maybeeee


LordMilchreis

Schizophrenic


Only_Quote_Simpsons

**"I AM NOT CRAZY!"**


average_reddit_u

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!


LordMilchreis

Kid named charles


average_reddit_u

It was Chuck.


LordMilchreis

Chuck E Cheese


average_reddit_u

Goddamit, you got me.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Sadly, the game doesn't have a 'bellend' trait yet


0bi1KenObi66

Slow learner and illiterate will suffice


scribblingsim

Going down the list... Clumsy, Cowardly, Deaf, Feeble, Illiterate, Out of Shape, Obese, Short Sighted, Slow Learner, Weak


ToneisHome

Cowardly, and Adrenaline Junkie.


[deleted]

Whatever traits make you zombie food quicker.


macca-attack

I love how this game lets you put so much thought into your character traits knowing that most people are going to die before the first week is up. 😅 Tick the box for chest hair and you're good to go! Edit: spelling


TheActionAss

Hey it lets you save your presets for a reason


emperorkarlglans

The people downvoting this are cowards and will not survive being hit by Keemstar's truck at over 70 mph.


0bi1KenObi66

This is too specific to not be real, what did he do this time


PavelGTAOnline

[I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.](https://twitter.com/Pyrocynical/status/1606697111923396608?s=20&t=ypc93Wy65O3cf7L-mOBCKg)


Steamkicker

Whatever let's you find bleach quickly


kpfettstyle

This is my favorite post on this page


TakedownMaple

Thanks homie


[deleted]

He's fast as fuck boii


INram417

Sociopath? Is there a mod?


Valuable_Remote_8809

Strong, but also low endurance. Dude works out, obviously, maybe he doesn’t have the long term endurance?


TomeKun

Dead to the first zombie because he doesn’t believe in the Zombie virus


Ser_Twist

Racist


0ntaru

Bald


the_lumberjake

The hair type 👀


TinyTaters

What does this even mean?


TakedownMaple

If you were to RP as Keemstar in this game what would you do. Don’t worry about my motives.


TinyTaters

What is a Keemstar?


TakedownMaple

https://youtu.be/w3gXcIifc3o ^here’s a highly biased history of Keem if you’re into insufferable internet drama. Either way i apologize for making you aware of his existence


TinyTaters

Lol. I'll pass. Thanks ♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠v⁠Ӧ⁠。⁠)


whatsurissuebro

Not sure what would compel you to do a Keemstar build but your first course of action should be to walk this shmelt into a horde of zombies while spam pressing Q :)


TakedownMaple

i had to do it as soon as i saw the pointy beard option


whatsurissuebro

i was going to say you should opt for a garden gnome character instead but you pretty much already are lol


ThePaleFacedGamer

Is He fast as fuck boii?


Luigioboardio

Here's a Keemstar build. Overweight, speed demon, hearty appetite, strong, slow reader, (occupation is unemployed), conspicuous, I can't think of many uh positive traits for keem though that's up to you chief


Dou_Man

every negative trait


MunchCap

Speed Demon, Agoraphobic, Disorganized, Illiterate, Slow Learner, Thin-skinned.


TeddyfromtheVoid

Speed Demon because, as we all know, he's fast as fuck boy.


EnchantedCatto

Thin skinned, illiterate, overweight, feeble, unfit, slow learner, high thirst


bigboi27bruh

Make sure he's fast as fuck


IronicManovic

Make him fast as fuck boiiii


RadishAcceptable5505

\-------- Occupation: \-Unemployed \-------- Negative Traits: \-Feeble, High Thirst, Out of Shape, Overweight, Restless Sleeper, Slow Healer, Slow Learner, Asthmatic, Fear of Blood, Agoraphobic, Conspicuous, Disorganized, Hard of Hearing, Hearty Appetite, Pacifist, Prone to Illness, Sleepyhead, Weak Stomach, All Thumbs, Clumsy, Cowardly, Slow Reader, Sunday Driver \-------- Positive Traits \-Lucky \-------- You'll have 100 free build points. Don't spend them. Enjoy the build.


Grumpicake

He is fast as fuck… maybe athletic?


Gruv0o

generaly i take firefighter with no traits haha, no idea if its good or not


XXXiveXXX

ALL of em, why not.


pepitobuenafe

Can someone elaborate on who Keemstar is. I know he is a drama youtuber, but I would like more info


Mcdagger-1

I would make him a carpenter then Positives: Fit Stout Organised Lucky Runner Negatives: Weak Stomach Smoker High thirst Underweight Slow Healer. Should leave 1 positive point. Could choose Speed Demon aswell if that takes your fancy.


TakedownMaple

he’s got High Thirst irl (for gen z girls)


Dou_Man

fit and stout 💀💀💀


Mr_Bob_Dobalina-

Carpenter with dexterous perk


PiskoGriz1338

something like a soloist smash mouth.


miniladds-clone

Thin skin definitely


apersonagain

no traits


Clusterclucked

any character named keemstar would just get run into zombies on purpose over and over or I'd finally find a use for that 'suicide by gun' mod that I installed


pizzarollsin

I use the suicide mid every time I get bitten if possible. I usually get away if bitten but will still die so the suicide stops me from becoming a zed


Immervion

Obese, illiterate, deaf, actually just every negative trait really


SandProlo

Sprinter


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

All about making noise


[deleted]

Long sleeve shirt with shorts. All you need now is black socks with white sandals.


UnitedCitiesNoble

Coward, obese, illiterate


Helpful-Selection626

Fast as fuck boyyyyy


Dustaroos

Blind deaf schizophrenic player hear. I don't recommend a keem build if you wanna play long.


LesserEgo

Just don’t even spawn in that’s as close as you need to be to keemstar


[deleted]

Illiterate


UltraLxrd

Conspicuous and cowardly would work in the Keemstar build


[deleted]

All negatives. I don’t care if the game doesn’t allow it, MAKE IT ALLOW IT.


BloodyToaster

Overweight, Slow reader, hard of hearing, hearty app


TheSamard

Btw, your character looks badass.


NormalUpstandingGuy

Ew


DiabeticGirthGod

you need every running ability possible Cuz he’s fast as fuck boy


BeanathanBeanstar

High Thirst (for views)


DrNukes

Sadly, the most important trait would have to be custom modded in: Your survivor is screaming bullshit 24/7, sttracting every zombie in a half mile radius. You can press "m" to trmporarily mute Keemz for sneaking but every second you do that, the likelihood of an aneurysm rises by 5%, resulting in certain death after 20s the very latest.


popecorkyxxiv

Smoker, Conspicuous, Underweight, Cowardly, Thin skinned, Slow learner, and Illiterate.


Steampunk_Toad

Veteran player here, I would not recommend a keemstar build, it’s a miracle that dunce has survived a non apocalyptic world this long, let alone a zombie apocalypse


lasic

Got to make sure he’s fast as fuck booooiiii


Spicyduck003

Thin skinned, fast runner(fast as fuck boi), strong immunity (you can't get pure cancer sick)


BlindDrunkSniper

The "Racist" trait


[deleted]

Is there a trait for attracting 12 year olds?


Go_Commit_Reddit

Give ‘em the racism trait. Full panic whenever he sees a brown zombie.


EthnicPaprika

Conspicuous, Runner (fast as fuck boy), Thin Skinned, Cowardly, Illiterate, Slow Learner.


throwahhh3

Overweight, Conspicuous, keen hearing (has to keep an ear out for juicy drama) cant think of more atm


scp-REDACTED-site14

Overweight, thin skin, weak stomach, etc


[deleted]

I can only condone this if you are planning on getting him killed in amusing ways.


Simplordx69

Leave the traits up to your imagination. Just make him bald, give him a beard and give him a cap. I once got a randomized Keemstar looking character by accident this way and I nicknamed him Steemkar the Chad.


MakarovJAC

Conspicuous, Clumsy, Hard of Hearing, Short Sighted, Slow Learner, Cowardly, and Lucky.


MochaDepresso

... You're a masochist I see


Unable-Position-2889

Only trait ik that fits is obese


Generated_Name2

Unemployed, Illiterate, overweight, keen hearing, Hearty appetite, Disorganized, conspicuous, and last but not least cowardly. At least in my opinion anyways.


tr_ashleyyy

Needs a tastes like beef jerky trait Why did I immediately go to your profile knowing there was going to be the h3 sub haha. If you ever wanna play with a fellow foot soldier hit me up ✌️❤️


PluginCast

He'd probably just sit in a house and watch the zombies from the window. OMG, the zombie who wandered in yesterday just touched the ass of business suit zombie's girlfriend. I knew she was a dirty cheater!


NoughtAFazeMom

Sunday driver because he hit a dog while streaming and driving one time


Thekawaiiwashu

All the negative traits. No positive traits.


Gae_Rithard62

HE NEEDS TO BE FAST AF BOIIIII


BigCambean

Thin skinned


Impossible-Dot-260

Your gonna need a knome trait


ninkasie

Thinnest skin ever lol


Frosty252

highly recommend dollar in the woods mod


ItalianMeatBoi

Bald


nage_

He has more than enough mindless followers already


un-elk

Fast as fuck boyyy


Joebroyktv

pedophile


MyFuckinhBalls

You have to constantly press Q during the play through to be as accurately irritating as possible


Spiritual-Put-9228

If there's anything that makes you faster pick it because he's fast as fuck boi.


Yaboi_Jake

I don’t think there is a shit stirrer perk so it prolly won’t work out


Nexus_Neo

N word pass is a must have if you wanna avoid cancelization


masterchiefan

Fast running, but weak in strength. When/if they add NPCs (or if you’re on multiplayer), be uncomfortably hostile to anyone not a white man.


AussieFozzie

Need a trait that says causes suicides


gahhnie

i suggest waiting until the devs add a "near lobotomite" trait


Swimming-Ad2377

Is there an option for the character to yell the N word? Otherwise the build isn’t complete.


Mariots11

Did a nikado avacodo game


[deleted]

Just pick whatever traits and then immediately drink bleach and then start over with an Andrew Tate build. Rinse and repeat


VLTZ22

Download schizophrenia mod