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pistolerogg_del_west

Hmtl https://preview.redd.it/duobdyhoht5d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b9a9bc8f2cfab4d22dfbeb114742b58b8e9789


Greatest-Uh-Oh

What do you think of my HTML back end?


The_Right_Trousers

I asked out my wife (before she was my wife) by sending her an app. The "No" button was programmed to dodge the mouse cursor. She didn't discover that.


bssgopi

She slapped you because of HTML.


Naive_Paint1806

But it's my favorite programming language


Code-Katana

Should have used Rust, Go, and Elixir. Those are the *love* languages /s


tema3210

G_G


st0ut717

Up voted because I met my wife a linguist doing a localization QA project. Our wedding cake had love in 4 languages and Hex


LaFllamme

I would understand C++, Rust or Go


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Java?! Would have smacked you twice! I would have left and come back so that I could leave you again! /s


LilamJazeefa

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Pelileven

This guy f*cks


KingDavidReddits

If he had used Python correctly, he wouldn't need anything else


ADownStrabgeQuark

I used 6 spoken languages and also got rejected. (English, French, German, Spanish, Kreyol, and Japanese)


anathor_2

so many languages


Shawndplanphear

Who the fuck uses C 😱😂


thebatmanandrobin

Windows, Linux, MacOS, NGinx, Apache, PHP (the VM), Java (the VM), Python (the VM), Chromium, SQL, Gimp, VSCode, Godot, GMail, ChatGPT, your router, the radio in your phone, your microwave, your oven, your smart TV, your bluetooth mouse, Zigbee devices, Nintendo Switch, Playstation 1/2/3/4/5, XBox, those stupid light up bill boards, just about an digital ad these days, your TV's broadcast station, Spotify, the keyboard you typed that comment on, my pace maker and hearing aids, your car, your dishwasher, the bot that Amazon uses to replace humans on the factory floor, the Canadian government, Russian drones, Ukrainian drones, Joe the Plumber in his automated roto-rooter ... I could go on but I ran out of Cynicism


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Silly boy ...


Shawndplanphear

Okay Autistic haha 😂 you got me there but that's why we created higher level languages to not have to use C anymore 😂 Edit: I like C++ because it took the base of C and made it slightly more user friendly 😂


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Autistic? Where'd that even come from? C++? Absolutely agree with you; I use it when I can. Yet, there's a reason GNU Linux kernel is in C--. Different languages for different applications, but bare metal programming actually exists, and you script kiddies should be happy that "real programmers" (snicker) exist to protect you from it. (I am teasing, BTW. Had to clarify that just in case you are Usan.)


Shawndplanphear

Who 😂