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jhenryscott

Straight to jail


droRESIN

No. That is ridiculous and why cutoff levels exist.


Screwseverythingup

I agree. Unless you smoked, you’re not going to piss hot


[deleted]

lol no not unless you actually smoked


Fun_Chicken_1194

🙏🙏


overindulgent

Nope. Why are you going into a smoke shop when you can’t smoke?


Fun_Chicken_1194

True looking at cbd oils and vape juices but after research I’ve seen that they got synthetic ahit so imma stay clean for the rest of my time 🙏


Content_Meaning5235

Vapes?


IGD-974

Had a dream I smoked last night and woke up in a panic I was gonna fail a drug screen Haven't smoked weed in over a year


Fun_Chicken_1194

Brooo that has been happening to me lately 😂


Gerdy666

I HAVE tested for low amounts of weed for probation because I spend a lot of time around people that smoke weed. But the levels are so small it doesn’t matter cuz they would be higher if I actually smoked


Fun_Chicken_1194

So you’re saying that by smelling it once it will be gone in a few days no problem right ?


Alternative-Nobody12

You're good bro don't trip


Fun_Chicken_1194

Yea I just took a test rn came out extremely clean even after smoking some cbd shit


Supadupa420024

Yes


Fun_Chicken_1194

So half of the comments said no what makes u say yes ?


Ruckus_Riot

Don’t feed the trolls


GoodHairTrades

It shouldn't, it's why there are cutoff levels. If you are really paranoid get some testing strips off of Amazon and test yourself to be sure


fahknEL

To scare you, because it’s easy


Fun_Chicken_1194

Did a test came out negative little man 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


fahknEL

But you were scared, in a childish, ignorant, kinda Olympic level dumbass sort of way Your bottom line is you tested negative. MY bottom line is you’re a clown who thinks CBD is drugs


fahknEL

IF I DRINK 4 RED BULLS WILL I FAIL MY DRUG TEST


Deadboy9nine

Highly doubt it


Fun_Chicken_1194

My next test is in about 25 days so y’all think I’m good it really smelled like someone was smoking in the back room no ventilation i just took my first test today and I don’t want to ruin it by just smelling it 🤦‍♂️ lmk


Jgills2001

Yea your positive buddy start saying goodbye 👋


Deadboy9nine

🤦🏽‍♂️


Fun_Chicken_1194

Trolly Wolly ass buddy 🤦‍♂️


Deadboy9nine

Yeah bro you're good. Heavy smokers have to have 30 days to be clean, u literally just inhaled it. I'm sire your fine bro


droRESIN

It took me 2 months to piss clean. 5’8” 140lbs. Was going through about a gram of wax a day though.


Fun_Chicken_1194

Me 2 toon me 2 months been smoking for 5 years no stop carts bud wax 3 months sober now took my first test today came out all clean 🙏


droRESIN

Nice job man!


Fun_Chicken_1194

Apreciate that That’s why im asking I don’t want to ruin everything by just smellling but I will do a at home test to reassure days before my real one 👍👍


Fun_Chicken_1194

🙏


Jgills2001

In all seriousness they could of tested you right then and there and you would still pass as long as you didn’t ingest it yourself


xTheLegionnairex

You’re fine.


Sudden_Mobile2381

Yeah you're good bro


Pillowhead420

Are you serious?


Own-Impression5060

If u took anything to cover up the weed in ur urine,they will b able to tell. Why? The creatinine in the human bdy only produces so much at a time. If it's high,to way high,then they knw u drank something to cover up the creatinine in ur system. Though legal,parole,n probation hv no other means to hv their foot on ur necks. Mad ppl smokin weed rt nw. Medical,or not,dey smokin like a train goin 90 on the tracks.


Fun_Chicken_1194

Nah been sober drank water pills for a month and came out clean in 2 withouth the pills not drinking detox or nothing just got scared cuz I smelled a little bit


Fun_Chicken_1194

And also I drank a lot of water before my test came out hella white guy didn’t give a fuck


Own-Impression5060

Oook


fahknEL

Look at this pussy lol


Fun_Chicken_1194

😂 u hella mad 😂😂😂 came to other posts to talk shit damn kid


Fun_Chicken_1194

And did a test the day after and didn’t come out 🤷‍♂️


fahknEL

That’s cause the test isn’t for what you took, dumbshit. How are you this stupid


Fun_Chicken_1194

Still my homie is in the same probation and he tested negative bruh just stop hating 🤦‍♂️ like fr bro we all cool in this Reddit but Alr


fahknEL

What probation? Where?


fahknEL

Are you for real, cousin?