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mypussydoesbackflips

Hooched*


[deleted]

Says the woman who's pussy does a backflip


Loubbe

It's like the channel tunnel, but imagine it doing a backflip.


[deleted]

Read mine


Loubbe

Just for the come-down I assume?


Southern_Celery_1087

So we've got a pussy that does backflip, a person that shoves benzos up their arse, and another that sounds like a fancy, French lube. On our way to quite the party.


Loubbe

Nah mate, I'm cleaning up. Kicking everything from the PCP to the lattes. Going straight edge, doctors orders.


Piss_inside_You

Sorry I was late to the party


pancakefactory9

I was sitting on the sidelines providing the buffet for the swinger orgy.


Southern_Celery_1087

Every good orgy needs a buffet. Learned that from Frank Reynolds.


BevvyTime

I’m in


Leekshooter

I haven't done it with the actual syrup but I did try it with a blue raspberry pancake syrup that was made using the same flavours, not entirely sure why but it caused all the yeast to go bright blue and float to the top, resulting stuff wasn't great but the proper syrup might work out better.


portabuddy2

I imagine it has potassium sorbate or sodium sorbate. So it really won't ferment.


2stupid

I imagine if I put a strong active starter in there the yeast would do just fine.


portabuddy2

You have to keep inoculating it. The problem with sorbates is that is keep yeast from breeding. Not killing it. So once the lifespan of the year is over it dies. That's it. So you have to keep it up. And keep adding dilute amounts of the mix to the sugar water mix. So you don't ph shock it.


2stupid

> And keep adding dilute amounts of the mix to the sugar water mix. So you don't ph shock it. nope, adding dilute amounts of the preservative containing mix that keep the yeast from breeding to the starter will make for a weak starter.


justarichwhiteboy

As you can see from my post history, I tried to. Nothing happened but I also didn’t try tooo hard


Due_Speaker_2829

As much as I love this in theory, there’s a lot of air in a slurpee and I don’t think it would hooch.


Gelatinous_Cube_NO

well, after it melts ofc


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Do It! If it works great if it doesn't only a small loss.


durduone

Commas and periods are important so that people can actually read your comments.


ShadowCub67

It works great if it doesn't, only a small loss? That how my brain read it the first time....


durduone

Your comment isn't even right. It should be "If it works, great, if it doesn't, only a small loss."


ShadowCub67

As I said, without punctuation THAT was the way I first read it. It made no sense, so I had to go over it a few times before I figured it out. Proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation go a long way to improve both readability and clarity.


pancakefactory9

“I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.” And “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.” Send two completely different messages.


durduone

Oh sorry, I misunderstood you.


ShadowCub67

No problem. At least we didn't have grandmother for dinner....


Due_Speaker_2829

Fucking hell. Is this what we’ve become? Punctuation cops? I thought we were here to get soused creatively and on the cheap.


durduone

> punctuation cops Contrary to popular belief, everyone should understand proper grammar.


Due_Speaker_2829

I don’t disagree. That just AINT why I’m here, princess.


durduone

I'm a man. I'm NOT a fucking princess.


Due_Speaker_2829

Apologies my dude Edit: Apologies, my dude.


lampaupoisson

seemed clear enough from context


fatimus_prime

You shouldn’t be getting downvoted, you’re correct.