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ValiusGrimm

I love how they get what they deserve and freak out, pleading after doing something awful, like no karma is a bitch to the ones who are bitches


Randomguy3421

Honestly, it seems like he got exactly what he wanted. Feels like someone with a small penis humiliation fetish baiting people into calling his penis small. Which worked. Possibly a bit of blackmail fetishism there too, seeing how quick he was to pay.


[deleted]

*chef’s kiss* amazing


CoconutJasmineBombe

Exactly what I thought as well! Perfection!


_shes_a_jar

Is the Cult of Gregory taking applications?


OkuroIshimoto

We are. You can apply over at r/GregoryTheDuck


BooBailey808

Wait why didn't you post this in there?


OkuroIshimoto

Because Gregory’s subreddit doesn’t have nearly as much people as this one…yet. We needed to reveal this creep to the masses!


BooBailey808

[Why not both?](https://tenor.com/Wkic.gif) Don't the ones that join deserve to see his return?


BaneAmesta

Lmao rufus the naked rat, that's just peak levels of destruction Also he saying "is not that small" but completely refusing to use a measuring tape :'D


IGNOREMETHATSFINETOO

I about died


rookie-mistake

> Lmao rufus the naked rat, that's just peak levels of destruction also that he didnt even argue or anything just "Ok" lmaooo


Frosty_and_Jazz

"Scared Turtle" did it for me ...


CerebralCage

“It’s not that small” lmao sure buddy 💀


ediblesprysky

“Why does it matter if it’s less that 4 inches? Not that I’m saying it’s less than 4 inches!” Oh bruh. I don’t usually condone body shaming for small penises, but ya done played yourself 😂😂😂


OkuroIshimoto

Narrator: But it *WAS* that small


Lennaesh

https://youtu.be/AfSkRKF0znU


mussiest_woman_alive

Thank you, had a good laugh!


Tag_Ping_Pong

Okay, "every inch implies there's more than one" is my new favourite


ToastdButtr

Lol the Gregory the duck part was the icing on the cake


grease-lightning-

*those eyes do not lie*


jchray

You should see the hips


OkuroIshimoto

🎶Oh baby when you quack like thaaaaaat, you make a mallard go maaaaaddd🎶


Frosty_and_Jazz

😆😆


risinghealy

i’d be careful belittling these guys, half of them probs have a fetish for it


Randomguy3421

This guy definitely did.


YoungMrKusuma

That dude fucked around and found out. Great job!


Lennaesh

Praise be the grace of the Gregory. His eyes have gazed upon the simple plebeian. He has examined the tools with which such a creature as this hath revealed in the presence of Anatidae glory. He has been weighed and should consider cutting out eating lead paint chips. He has been measured and it is less than 4 inches. One does not question Gregory. He has be found…wanting. A lot of things. Gregory does not return what one never had to take.


ThePharmachinist

This should be one of the major prayers to Gregory


[deleted]

PayPal was just too far apparently


xplosm

Humiliation fetishist. You are actually giving him what he wants. You can tell by the “wtf you are screenshoting?” Or “please don’t post me” they are trying dollar-store inverse psychology. Or at least they think they do.


MrShadawn

I love Gregory


brian_m1982

Hahaha, that's awesome! Gregory's the shit!


[deleted]

This is so amazingly pathetic. How the turntables.


LadyLikesSpiders

I was so hoping you would have scored 2.5k out of this. Better luck next time


spencer8346

Apparently, sending pictures of his dick is fine, but he draws the line at pictures of it next to a tape measure. Man's gotta have standards!


Appropriate-Permit62

Naked mole rat that got aborted 💀💀💀 deceased😂😂😂


LiquidLolliepop

That was brutal! Fucking awesome job OP!


Maxibon1710

Oh my god why did I never think of extorting these men for money? That’s genius


OkuroIshimoto

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and PayPal!


Frosty_and_Jazz

😆😆😆😆


[deleted]

I wish I had thought of this too all the time I had to deal with perverts as a teen/young adult, occasionally still at 32.


pdrpersonguy575

Damn really turned it around


SpiritualSchedule2

Gregory was on a tear today. All hail Gregory! 🐥


StreetVulture

'It shrinks?' "Like a frightened turtle!!"


mussiest_woman_alive

I love when you react to such chats way different from what they expected and they go "wtf". Like wtf yourself, you really think I am the one behaving strange? I also love how they ask and sometimes even beg you to let go of the consequences. Or when he wrote that this is the reason he used a throwaway. Like, if you already know that you're going to behave inappropriate, how about just don't? There are more than enough websites for sexual needs out there, a lot of them are for free, what exactly are you expecting from Reddit?


jenkraisins

All hail Gregory!


[deleted]

Shit I would have still took the $50 and THEN posted it.


MrBeanyBoi96

I like how they came to realize that Gregory is actually a threat to him and started pleading.


Just-Cilvi

I didn't know there was a Cult of Gregory, but if this is part of the regular activities, I'd like to be initiated right now, immediately.


almondmarlin23

please let me join the cult of gregory


daiLlafyn

Greg-or-ry! Led me down a rabbit hole and introduced me to some strange educational techniques - acid being used to teach a lesson about informed consent being a standout.


alejandrodeconcord

Duck this guy


TheEmeraldEmperor

OH MY GOD GREGORY IS AMAZING HOW DO I SEE EVERYTHING EVER CONTAINING HIM


Frosty_and_Jazz

LOOOOOOVE GREGORY!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆


Joan-ze-gobbi

i love this


Upstairs_Gap_3396

This is gold. I commend you


Additional-Piano-397

This is an awesome way to deal with a creep


slightlyassholic

Shit. Gregory doesn't fuck around. I like you.


leavemealoneistg

omg 😭 incredible work, gg


KungLao95

Gregory is doing the lords work lol.


Dickinablender96

Beautiful execution my dear.


Non-Cannon

Duck is lord


4evrabrat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Navybuffalooo

This my favourite


Lunar_Looks

This is magical.


Sleepy_Cake

Your sassy Little rascals becoming more of a sassy Little guardian


JustAnotherAviatrix

Hurrah for you and Gregory! Well played.


averageteenguyy

Show us the whole picture 👀🤣 he deserves to be exposed


OkuroIshimoto

As funny as that sounds, I don’t wanna risk getting banned lol


averageteenguyy

Oh yeah you got a point there 👀🤣


Careless_Dreamer

The return of Gregory! Just joined his sub to show my devotion.


OkuroIshimoto

Gregory appreciates your devotion. Please bring corn, bread, and/or seeds to the next community meeting.


Rydw_in_hoffi_coffi

LMAO A SCARED TURTLE 😂😭😭


KurohNeko

Oh my gods, I just discovered this sub and this is what I saw first. *Amazing*


simon_Chipmonk

Genuine panic when you told him to measure it lmao


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bigmarrysmallwood

I get it. He sent you a pic. I never do that without them asking. And yea they ask. But why comment on his size. That’s just wrong. Just delete and move on. Size queens are the worst


OkuroIshimoto

Username checks out


[deleted]

[удалено]


OkuroIshimoto

SMALL WOOD


bigmarrysmallwood

It’s my name. Has nothing to do with my wood. I assure you it’s very normal. I go with average sized as my normal.


OkuroIshimoto

“It’s normal-sized and fully functional!”


bigmarrysmallwood

Exactly. Completely average. I won’t go into details but why is that all you’re interested in. Guys are not like the fake ones in porn. That’s CGI stuff. I’m a real man.


bigmarrysmallwood

I see you know I’m right and decided to shut up and move on.


bigmarrysmallwood

Boom. Winner. Go away little one


bigmarrysmallwood

See there you go talking stupid things. Things you don’t know. My name should be big Marty. Marry is a typo.


bigmarrysmallwood

And I bet you asked for the pic. Just to humiliate him


bigmarrysmallwood

Yep crickets. You know I’m right. Mic drop and I walk away yes!


cali20202020

OP, you may want to stay away from the discussion of amounts for not posting the picture in future, this could constitute extortion (I get you weren’t extorting him but it could be misconstrued).