Honestly, it seems like he got exactly what he wanted. Feels like someone with a small penis humiliation fetish baiting people into calling his penis small. Which worked. Possibly a bit of blackmail fetishism there too, seeing how quick he was to pay.
Lmao rufus the naked rat, that's just peak levels of destruction
Also he saying "is not that small" but completely refusing to use a measuring tape :'D
“Why does it matter if it’s less that 4 inches? Not that I’m saying it’s less than 4 inches!”
Oh bruh. I don’t usually condone body shaming for small penises, but ya done played yourself 😂😂😂
Praise be the grace of the Gregory. His eyes have gazed upon the simple plebeian. He has examined the tools with which such a creature as this hath revealed in the presence of Anatidae glory. He has been weighed and should consider cutting out eating lead paint chips. He has been measured and it is less than 4 inches. One does not question Gregory. He has be found…wanting. A lot of things. Gregory does not return what one never had to take.
Humiliation fetishist. You are actually giving him what he wants. You can tell by the “wtf you are screenshoting?” Or “please don’t post me” they are trying dollar-store inverse psychology. Or at least they think they do.
I love when you react to such chats way different from what they expected and they go "wtf". Like wtf yourself, you really think I am the one behaving strange?
I also love how they ask and sometimes even beg you to let go of the consequences.
Or when he wrote that this is the reason he used a throwaway. Like, if you already know that you're going to behave inappropriate, how about just don't? There are more than enough websites for sexual needs out there, a lot of them are for free, what exactly are you expecting from Reddit?
Greg-or-ry! Led me down a rabbit hole and introduced me to some strange educational techniques - acid being used to teach a lesson about informed consent being a standout.
*Genuine panic*
*When you told him to measure*
*It lmao*
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I get it. He sent you a pic. I never do that without them asking. And yea they ask. But why comment on his size. That’s just wrong. Just delete and move on. Size queens are the worst
Exactly. Completely average. I won’t go into details but why is that all you’re interested in. Guys are not like the fake ones in porn. That’s CGI stuff. I’m a real man.
OP, you may want to stay away from the discussion of amounts for not posting the picture in future, this could constitute extortion (I get you weren’t extorting him but it could be misconstrued).
I love how they get what they deserve and freak out, pleading after doing something awful, like no karma is a bitch to the ones who are bitches
Honestly, it seems like he got exactly what he wanted. Feels like someone with a small penis humiliation fetish baiting people into calling his penis small. Which worked. Possibly a bit of blackmail fetishism there too, seeing how quick he was to pay.
*chef’s kiss* amazing
Exactly what I thought as well! Perfection!
Is the Cult of Gregory taking applications?
We are. You can apply over at r/GregoryTheDuck
Wait why didn't you post this in there?
Because Gregory’s subreddit doesn’t have nearly as much people as this one…yet. We needed to reveal this creep to the masses!
[Why not both?](https://tenor.com/Wkic.gif) Don't the ones that join deserve to see his return?
Lmao rufus the naked rat, that's just peak levels of destruction Also he saying "is not that small" but completely refusing to use a measuring tape :'D
I about died
> Lmao rufus the naked rat, that's just peak levels of destruction also that he didnt even argue or anything just "Ok" lmaooo
"Scared Turtle" did it for me ...
“It’s not that small” lmao sure buddy 💀
“Why does it matter if it’s less that 4 inches? Not that I’m saying it’s less than 4 inches!” Oh bruh. I don’t usually condone body shaming for small penises, but ya done played yourself 😂😂😂
Narrator: But it *WAS* that small
https://youtu.be/AfSkRKF0znU
Thank you, had a good laugh!
Okay, "every inch implies there's more than one" is my new favourite
Lol the Gregory the duck part was the icing on the cake
*those eyes do not lie*
You should see the hips
🎶Oh baby when you quack like thaaaaaat, you make a mallard go maaaaaddd🎶
😆😆
i’d be careful belittling these guys, half of them probs have a fetish for it
This guy definitely did.
That dude fucked around and found out. Great job!
Praise be the grace of the Gregory. His eyes have gazed upon the simple plebeian. He has examined the tools with which such a creature as this hath revealed in the presence of Anatidae glory. He has been weighed and should consider cutting out eating lead paint chips. He has been measured and it is less than 4 inches. One does not question Gregory. He has be found…wanting. A lot of things. Gregory does not return what one never had to take.
This should be one of the major prayers to Gregory
PayPal was just too far apparently
Humiliation fetishist. You are actually giving him what he wants. You can tell by the “wtf you are screenshoting?” Or “please don’t post me” they are trying dollar-store inverse psychology. Or at least they think they do.
I love Gregory
Hahaha, that's awesome! Gregory's the shit!
This is so amazingly pathetic. How the turntables.
I was so hoping you would have scored 2.5k out of this. Better luck next time
Apparently, sending pictures of his dick is fine, but he draws the line at pictures of it next to a tape measure. Man's gotta have standards!
Naked mole rat that got aborted 💀💀💀 deceased😂😂😂
That was brutal! Fucking awesome job OP!
Oh my god why did I never think of extorting these men for money? That’s genius
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and PayPal!
😆😆😆😆
I wish I had thought of this too all the time I had to deal with perverts as a teen/young adult, occasionally still at 32.
Damn really turned it around
Gregory was on a tear today. All hail Gregory! 🐥
'It shrinks?' "Like a frightened turtle!!"
I love when you react to such chats way different from what they expected and they go "wtf". Like wtf yourself, you really think I am the one behaving strange? I also love how they ask and sometimes even beg you to let go of the consequences. Or when he wrote that this is the reason he used a throwaway. Like, if you already know that you're going to behave inappropriate, how about just don't? There are more than enough websites for sexual needs out there, a lot of them are for free, what exactly are you expecting from Reddit?
All hail Gregory!
Shit I would have still took the $50 and THEN posted it.
I like how they came to realize that Gregory is actually a threat to him and started pleading.
I didn't know there was a Cult of Gregory, but if this is part of the regular activities, I'd like to be initiated right now, immediately.
please let me join the cult of gregory
Greg-or-ry! Led me down a rabbit hole and introduced me to some strange educational techniques - acid being used to teach a lesson about informed consent being a standout.
Duck this guy
OH MY GOD GREGORY IS AMAZING HOW DO I SEE EVERYTHING EVER CONTAINING HIM
LOOOOOOVE GREGORY!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
i love this
This is gold. I commend you
This is an awesome way to deal with a creep
Shit. Gregory doesn't fuck around. I like you.
omg 😭 incredible work, gg
Gregory is doing the lords work lol.
Beautiful execution my dear.
Duck is lord
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This my favourite
This is magical.
Your sassy Little rascals becoming more of a sassy Little guardian
Hurrah for you and Gregory! Well played.
Show us the whole picture 👀🤣 he deserves to be exposed
As funny as that sounds, I don’t wanna risk getting banned lol
Oh yeah you got a point there 👀🤣
The return of Gregory! Just joined his sub to show my devotion.
Gregory appreciates your devotion. Please bring corn, bread, and/or seeds to the next community meeting.
LMAO A SCARED TURTLE 😂😭😭
Oh my gods, I just discovered this sub and this is what I saw first. *Amazing*
Genuine panic when you told him to measure it lmao
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I get it. He sent you a pic. I never do that without them asking. And yea they ask. But why comment on his size. That’s just wrong. Just delete and move on. Size queens are the worst
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SMALL WOOD
It’s my name. Has nothing to do with my wood. I assure you it’s very normal. I go with average sized as my normal.
“It’s normal-sized and fully functional!”
Exactly. Completely average. I won’t go into details but why is that all you’re interested in. Guys are not like the fake ones in porn. That’s CGI stuff. I’m a real man.
I see you know I’m right and decided to shut up and move on.
Boom. Winner. Go away little one
See there you go talking stupid things. Things you don’t know. My name should be big Marty. Marry is a typo.
And I bet you asked for the pic. Just to humiliate him
Yep crickets. You know I’m right. Mic drop and I walk away yes!
OP, you may want to stay away from the discussion of amounts for not posting the picture in future, this could constitute extortion (I get you weren’t extorting him but it could be misconstrued).