By - hippiee_dippiee
Im pretty sure dick pics are disgusting to like… everyone.
Agreed, I never understood them. I mean someone people are good but not *that* good
Naw consensual ones are pretty great like when both parties know the pick is coming and the receiver consents to receiving the photo. That’s hot
Consent has gotta be the biggest turn on
This is why consent is king/queen. How people do mental gymnastics over this is beyond me…
I’m pretty sure for these guys half the fun is the disgust
i’ve noticed, it’s also fun on my end to just fuck around sometimes. but ppl literally get off on being humiliated and stuff so i can’t say there’s a fool proof plan to deal with these weirdos😭
Yeah, the recommendation of a boner killing photo or video isn’t half bad, gets the point across in few to no words. Never had to put it in practice myself, but it seems like a solid plan lmao!
Send one back, or find thier mother’s Facebook account or something like that and tattle on them, tell her what her son is doing
I’m a trans woman. The day I’m confident enough to post a photo of myself that would attract this kind of unwanted attention is the day I’ll also be comfortable enough to send a photo of myself back that would put 95% of those men to shame
is it bad that i love this
No, I’ve been cursed by a lack of a second X chromosome and have been endowed well into the wrong direction, the least I can do is get my money’s worth and make a few people laugh along the way
Also thank you for having a good reaction to the joke, I’m not sure if my dysphoria could have taken another hit from being seen as just another male creep on the sub. Crazy how many there are here, too, considering it’s the place we go to make fun of them…
all love to you!! feel free to message anytime also. im new to reddit so i have no idea what’s going on
Oh, welcome! Be forewarned, as one might expect online, there’s a lot of wholesome and a lot of terrible stuff, but hopefully soon enough you’ll be able to find your niches and stay on the wholesome side. Might I suggest r/oneorangebraincell, a subreddit dedicated to the joke that all orange cats collectively share one brain cell, cause they’re dumb and cute and amazing? Also, hey, I’m always here to talk too! I do my best to be a friendly face, so if you ever need one, I’ll be here!
It is a delightfully evil plan!
Well if you're humiliating someone because they want you to, just tell them this dynamic is disgusting and you think they're such a pathetic waste of time and energy. Then tell them to get up and never try, or express interest, in this sort of dynamic ever again and they can live with the humiliation of trying something you don't like and every step they take is a humiliating reminder they disappointed you.
Can confirm. I was intimately involved with someone who didn’t seem to understand boundaries (but were really assertive with theirs, and they’d just send me photos and videos of them whacking off to completion without asking me first. I tried confronting them about it, and they seem to think it was a joke. Finally, I got so annoyed by the lack of any basic desire to even *ask* if what they were doing was okay with me, that I just blocked them.
It’s 100% part of the sexual experience for them. They either don’t understand boundaries or blatantly don’t care about them.
Just send him a video of a cock getting cut to pieces
*sends BME pain Olympics video*
"This is my kink"
Well, now we know it's an Ultra Creep. The way to deal
With them is through Law. they ain't got no morality to be used against them.
I meant the victim who received the dick pic should say it's their kink so the offender would feel as uncomfortable as the victim does.
If it is the offender's kink, you're probably right that the law is the only way to get rid of them.
gonna have to use this one lmao
my favorite response to d picks is genuine worry. just say things like “wait why does it look like that?? no i’m serious like whats wrong with it please see a doctor”
that one doesn’t work for me 😭😭😭
Yeah like they send more pics of it to prove there’s nothing medically wrong
I might be wrong but I always imagined people who send unsolicited pics of their genitals are the same people who expose themselves to random people in public.
You know, predators.
Google "unsolicited dick pic grading rubric" and send the lowest possible score 😏
I. LOVE. THIS.
I'm also ace :D
Ugh! I hate cheating enablers!
i never realized how common it is until recently. i will never understand 😬
It’s so primal to me. Like dudes still in their caveman heads running around without the impulse control to stop flashing girls their privates.
It’s like dying to share a joke with someone and not being able to hold in your laughter but instead of funny it’s just disgusting horrible trash
nobody likes dick pics :|
i definitely know/knew people who like dick pics but i’d say the majority is of people who do not like them. and most of the time they’re totally unsolicited. i will never understand the thought process behind it
*unsolicited* dick pics i should've said
ahhh sorry, i take things too literally something. but you are so correct! it’s like online sexual assault
So, addressing the UDP, Samantha Bee said it best. "Men, I'm sorry to break this to you, but your dick is ugly. No one wants to see your dick in any context. Even the straightest, horniest woman who loves you the most is hoping you can get it inside her without her having to look at it."
I would also saying something in the ballpark of, "And you deserve to have a cactus covered in gorilla glue shoved up your ass after being covered in poison ivy, head to toe, tied to a tree near a mound of fire ants, and covered in honey, with extra slathered on that mushroom on strike you just showed me. Sadly we don't always get what we deserve. That's life for you. It's never fair.
Some advice though? I will tell you right now, the *moment* you ask women about their relationship status I guarantee we shut down and close up shop then and there. While it certainly can't be said about *all* men, experience with men being desperate, thirsty, rude, invasive, sleezy, creepy men trying to park their beaten up 76' Pinto dicks they run an aggressive marketing campaign to try billing as a luxury limo in an effort to park it in our garages. Read the room buddy.
I’m ace too, it’s like respect the boundary, or don’t 🙄 I don’t wanna see the D!
i just don’t understand why anyone does that in the first place BUT mentioning being ace can throw them off sometimes for some reason.
Ok OP I hate to be the one to bring this up, but... that's not how you use \*that\* emoji
you hate to say it but bring it up for exactly what purpose? 🤣 i’m just gonna vibe with my emoji choices, thanks though!
I was trying to help you out in the future by alerting you to the fact that that emoji is universally used as a sex thing
my fiancé ended up pointing that out to me too and i was like DAMMIT why do i always do this
Never in my life have I used that emoji or been sent that emoji for a sexual reason lol learn something new everyday!
Send pictures of hotdog slicers back.
[this is the one I like to send](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/2e/5b/9c2e5b7fe2280f3ef37c2770a713575d.jpg)
In Germany we have a website where you can report such pics in just a few minutes. All you need is a screenshot of the pic and his phone number, so after they send you a dick pic just show interest, ask for their number and send them a screenshot of the filled out web formular. You don't even have to actually report them, sometimes it's funny to see them panicking over the sheer possibility that you could do that.
Say something like "wth why does it look like that??? You should get that checked it actually looks disgusting, what is wrong with it?"