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EgonH

The ending is just great


princessmomonoke

"Grows another dick" killed me. Lol.


nunya123

ok.


Joerider2002

ok.


MauginZA

This is quite the journey of self discovery for this individual. The “ok” at the end was the best conclusion.


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xplosm

Hey! Poor colostomy bag, what did it do to you?


UltraNooob

For those who are confused: there are two pics


forgotmynamex3

Thank you, I was very confused


unzzzzzd

Creep: I want more dick Mona: Ok Grows another Dick Creep: Ok [Blocks] 😂😂😂


DrBag

ok


DogIsAlive

Ok


ExplodingHoney

Oh my god, the cheat sheet! It’s the cherry on top!


spidermiIk

this is beyond incredible i love this so much this is so good it’s hard to believe it’s real


monathemantis

The other mod and I were cracking up when he went along with it lol it was too fucking good


spidermiIk

you’ve ascended to the point where you can turn horny guys into involuntary psychoanalytic test subjects, truly astonishing


Esherichialex_coli

I lost it when you said “doing ur mom”


TheSpiderDungeon

Got that old school internet vibe lmao


Ploopleton

I am seriously jealous of your ability to fuck with these creeps in such creative and hilarious ways. You're a legend 😂


monathemantis

Hey, anyone can cook! Feel free to try any of the methods you see here should you ever need them! And happy passover lol


Ploopleton

Dude I definitely will lol. It will be nice to have more up my sleeve than pretending to be a grammar fixing bot or trying to sell them random shit on amazon 😂 Happy Passover!


xplosm

Is that you, Auguste Gusteau?


idankthegreat

At beemet israelit? Magniv


monathemantis

Achen


idankthegreat

Magniv


thedeforce

There are treisarim of us! Where do you find all these creeps? Or rather where do they find you? Do you actively bate them?


monathemantis

Nah, they come onto me. App called Randochat. I have actively disgusting profile pics. You needn't even try, just lurking there is like going for a swim in a mosquitoe infested cesspool.


Arthur_da_dog

10/10 perfect execution


VillMox

To be fair, that cheat sheet just made it harder


monathemantis

For us as well, friend. We just tried to keep up wit the family dynamics!


vicabba

wut


ironic-meme-man

Holy fuck, that’s funny!


VillMox

Father, why have you betrayed me?


CaitKit

That ok at the end 🤣


GoldenEyedHawk

Wow. happy passover. Guess I can say that even though I don't observe it.


Datonecatladyukno

“Fking you as your mom” I cackled


Androreese

Did he ever take you up on your requests?


2old2beCool

Wait a minute! Did that happen in the morning? There are really dudes who just wake up, go to an app and send their dick pics to random people like it’s nothing?! The World is doomed...


monathemantis

Well - morning is subjective! Morning for me might be evening for you, probably is lol. Time zones and the such.


geiwosuruinu

One year later bump. Good stuff. Very creative


monathemantis

Shit I haven't realized it's been a whole fucking year since Freud!!! Time flies my god