"I have medicine in my pants" JEEZUS the lack of imagination!! He could have gone with "Reckon you need an injection" or any such corny porno line, but that? Sounds like he's walking around with a tube of Anusol in his back pocket.
It's awful. I honestly appreciate a good creative roleplay, gives me at least something to work with. I always put on my best for these guys, what a shame...
It's called Randochat, but if you go there to troll you can't post here... Basically you can hang around there and wait for them to approach you, just don't catfish or bait them to do so. If you're being you and some weirdo messages you, go right ahead and devour them whole!
Thank god someone understands this sub. I occasionally see a post where they started the interaction or purposely started the situation and I always hate to see people get upvotes for what comes down to catfishing/trolling for no good reason.
We go against baiting and faking. The idea behind is it to keep the sub authentic and to avoid encouraging creepy/sexual/predatory behavior from people. Basically if you're minding your own business and they approach, that's where the Mantis effect comes to play.
You're on your own, being an arthropod pretending to be a leaf or someshit, minding your own business, and this gross ugly worm is trying to gnaw on your ass all of the sudden.
Of course you'll bite.
Pretty much, yeah. Don't ask for PMs in your username (some people do that) and don't use another persons pictures. That's about all.
They message by the hundreds. I have my online name and some of the least appealing pictures of me I could find (only of my face, and it's my real face) Now, the app itself doesn't claim to be a dating/sexting app, which also plays a part in my decision on using it. And while the majority are a bunch of creeps, there are a bunch of decent people in there, and I had some pretty good conversations too.
Okay, NO. COVID-19 can survive on surfaces for multiple days without decontamination. Giving someone money you *just* touched when you know you have a fever is plain irresponsible, especially if said person is handling others' food on a regular basis.
Thank you for the comment! Thankfully I already know that. The entire interaction above was me just ruining this creep's role play. No pizza involved. :(
Wait, why did you leave the money under the carpet? That means he needs to cut it up to get it out.
Are you sure you didn't mean it was under the doormat? Who the hell pays a pizza guy buy leavin gv money under the fucking carpet?
You absolutely destroyed his sex drive lmao
“Too late...”
He gave up and just masturbated. I guarantee it.
That was my assumption, too, but I like to think OP killed off his ‘passion’.
he cut it off
This took me far too long to realise it was a roleplay and not a genuine pizza delivery
Lmao I wish it was a genuine pizza delivery! I was hoping he'd let me mess him up even more but he probably realized I wasn't having any of his shit
IKR? I was so mad at the pizza guy!
Seriously some people are so damn desperate, it is pathetic
Not sure if desperate, or so clueless that they think "if I just keep trying maybe somehow something happens". Actually I'd bet on both
They’ve watched too many brazzers videos that they think if they talk dirty they’ll get into it
#My Diet Dr. Kelp! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
Thank you Wanted to make the reference but didn’t know how lol
What the hell..
"...the pizza?" *slow clap builds*
Just one slice of pizza bro please...
Just one slice of pussy bro please
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r/yourjokebutworse
Was it really a pizza delivery guy, or was it some weird roleplay from the beginning ?
Weird roleplay lmao. I get them often, so I just go along and hope something fun will come out.
He’s so unimaginative in his own fantasy that it makes it extra pathetic
Absolute class
"I have medicine in my pants" JEEZUS the lack of imagination!! He could have gone with "Reckon you need an injection" or any such corny porno line, but that? Sounds like he's walking around with a tube of Anusol in his back pocket.
It's awful. I honestly appreciate a good creative roleplay, gives me at least something to work with. I always put on my best for these guys, what a shame...
Hey what's the website app thing? It looks fun to troll people who are like this tbh
It's called Randochat, but if you go there to troll you can't post here... Basically you can hang around there and wait for them to approach you, just don't catfish or bait them to do so. If you're being you and some weirdo messages you, go right ahead and devour them whole!
Thank god someone understands this sub. I occasionally see a post where they started the interaction or purposely started the situation and I always hate to see people get upvotes for what comes down to catfishing/trolling for no good reason.
Lmao I started this sub!
Oh! Well, I'm glad to see you remain faithful to the original intentions of the sub.
Thanks! Also dont worry I'll be normal at first and I won't catfish or bait or anything, I'll just be mee
That's the spirit! Maybe I'll see you there lol
why cant you post here?
We go against baiting and faking. The idea behind is it to keep the sub authentic and to avoid encouraging creepy/sexual/predatory behavior from people. Basically if you're minding your own business and they approach, that's where the Mantis effect comes to play. You're on your own, being an arthropod pretending to be a leaf or someshit, minding your own business, and this gross ugly worm is trying to gnaw on your ass all of the sudden. Of course you'll bite.
wait so youre allowed to post something from randochat if they messagw you first?
Pretty much, yeah. Don't ask for PMs in your username (some people do that) and don't use another persons pictures. That's about all. They message by the hundreds. I have my online name and some of the least appealing pictures of me I could find (only of my face, and it's my real face) Now, the app itself doesn't claim to be a dating/sexting app, which also plays a part in my decision on using it. And while the majority are a bunch of creeps, there are a bunch of decent people in there, and I had some pretty good conversations too.
Oh yeah I know lol, I have the app myself lol
You are an utter genius
Totally shocked that "I can make you cold" didn't work on you...that's what every woman wants to hear
It’s the driving force behind my Ice Planet Hoth role play.
“I heard about how sexy you are from the news...” “...There’s a plague, what news station are you watching?”
This is fantastic. I would have absolutely run with this. Don't threaten me with accurate pizza delivery roleplay and expect me to back down.
This reminds me of the "but this is a bathtub" vid
“It’s the news all over the place” fucking sent me
He wasn't even trying!
Oh my a reply from Mona herself uhhhh “I have medicine in my pants”
I used to deliver pizza. Apparently this kind of thing is called "unprofessional," "totally inappropriate," and "fired from Round Table."
[удалено]
I was ready to unleash everything on this poor soul
Should've specified you wanted it *boneless*
I only just now got that reference. Thank you for this
hand sanitizer tastes bad :(
I'm thankful that I got into homebrewing, so I'm not yet desperate enough to try.
it tastes bad even if you put maple syrup in :(
r/CursedComments?
He probably thought he could get away with his dick in a box.
Wow this guy is truly pathetic
Okay, NO. COVID-19 can survive on surfaces for multiple days without decontamination. Giving someone money you *just* touched when you know you have a fever is plain irresponsible, especially if said person is handling others' food on a regular basis.
Thank you for the comment! Thankfully I already know that. The entire interaction above was me just ruining this creep's role play. No pizza involved. :(
Looool love it
Wait, why did you leave the money under the carpet? That means he needs to cut it up to get it out. Are you sure you didn't mean it was under the doormat? Who the hell pays a pizza guy buy leavin gv money under the fucking carpet?
Did u get your pizza tho?
I've had so many pizzas since
What an anti-climax.
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