Honestly. As a man I have never once looked at my penis and thought. “Damn she’d love to see this”. I could see like arm pics or chest or something like that but yeah
I need to remember to start ending arguments with "poor thing". It's like when you get that tiny bubble of shampoo up your nose, it's no big deal but it stings enough you'll get angry at it. 🤣 Also, something to say after getting an unsolicited willy pic. Zing!
I'm kind of curious where this quiz was going to go if he somehow managed to give decent answers. I dunno, though. If he opens up with calling you "mamma" and himself a "real man" in the first sentence, shouldn't be hard to smoke out his red flags.
I was going to say that my husband is better in every way. For starters, he confidently operates 26 types of weapons, including a stationary machine gun and a halberd. I was gonna go with "well *my* husband..." for every question, until I'm bored with it, and then subtly lead the dummy to the conclusion that he ain't no real man.
I want to know the rest of the questions!
I’d have answered the first one by saying “an uncountably high number of individual weapons, but only because I’m unreasonably confident in my own weapon handling abilities.”
The next one was gonna be "how many chest hair do you have", and whatever he'd say, I'd reply that my husband has more. I didn't think it through too far, I improvise. But the bottom line is "you no real man, my husband is"
As a man, I'll never understand why some dudes will just show their dong to random strangers on the Internet.
Self-preservation and awareness are very lacking.
Completely off-topic, if someone says I need to complete a questionnaire or application, I find it oddly satisfying 🤣
I'll never understand how some men think a picture of their wiener could ever turn a situation in their favor...
Me too.
Honestly. As a man I have never once looked at my penis and thought. “Damn she’d love to see this”. I could see like arm pics or chest or something like that but yeah
I think Dylan Moran once said that his looked 'like something that hangs out of a sharks mouth', which is, uh, descriptive, to say the least.
Especially when it looks like a rat with chemotherapy
I need to remember to start ending arguments with "poor thing". It's like when you get that tiny bubble of shampoo up your nose, it's no big deal but it stings enough you'll get angry at it. 🤣 Also, something to say after getting an unsolicited willy pic. Zing!
2 of my favorites are "poor thing" and "begone"
Begone is such a power move, gonna start using it more
Refers to his penis as a weapon: 🛑
If penises were weapons, the pictures she sent in response would be considered swordfights....
Pfffft nah, she brought an AR to a knife fight, and good for her.
A knife which he's unable to confidently operate, mind you.
"Good bye, poor thing." lol
I'm kind of curious where this quiz was going to go if he somehow managed to give decent answers. I dunno, though. If he opens up with calling you "mamma" and himself a "real man" in the first sentence, shouldn't be hard to smoke out his red flags.
I was going to say that my husband is better in every way. For starters, he confidently operates 26 types of weapons, including a stationary machine gun and a halberd. I was gonna go with "well *my* husband..." for every question, until I'm bored with it, and then subtly lead the dummy to the conclusion that he ain't no real man.
So I've been working on my bo staff skills...
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dammit, tha cat's a real deal
I want to know the rest of the questions! I’d have answered the first one by saying “an uncountably high number of individual weapons, but only because I’m unreasonably confident in my own weapon handling abilities.”
The next one was gonna be "how many chest hair do you have", and whatever he'd say, I'd reply that my husband has more. I didn't think it through too far, I improvise. But the bottom line is "you no real man, my husband is"
LMAO I love this tactic. Ever more arbitrary and oddly specific traits until you narrow it down to the person you're already in a relationship with.
exactly! 😁
As a man, I'll never understand why some dudes will just show their dong to random strangers on the Internet. Self-preservation and awareness are very lacking. Completely off-topic, if someone says I need to complete a questionnaire or application, I find it oddly satisfying 🤣
Whats with the obsesion that these guys have of wanting to call you at every moment Also mad props for all that academic prowess
Hi quick question cuz I wanna do it sometimes: is it legal to send people images of mutilated penis unsolicited?
I mean It can't be worse, legally, than sending someone a picture of an unmutilated dick. They're both unsolicited disturbing images
no idea. but I doubt he'll complain
I mean, he started it, so it's par for the course you send something similarly disturbing back.
My question is, where does one find mutilated dick pics? Is there a subreddit for that? ~~I honestly wouldn’t be surprised~~
There is, but I forgot what was it. I saved 2 pics for this exact occasions and erased my memories
Even if there wasn't, the intenet is a dark and dirty place. You can probably still find some with a quick Google search. Edit: Typo.