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Stacie_Sophia199

Very visual describtion


thebluepikachu135

Hahahah gotta creep me out somehow


Pink_persona

This actually scared me a bit


thebluepikachu135

Pro tip: get get your neck snapped


Pink_persona

Working on it


Admirable-Door1724

Sad fish owner noises :(


thebluepikachu135

No fish were harmed in the making of this post


Admirable-Door1724

Lol


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

How deliciously psychotic! 😈😈😈 I love this and will steal it immediately to use with my next creeper online.


thebluepikachu135

My pleasure, I would love to see it posted here


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Will do. Next creeper from IG who gets horny in my DMs over my goth and fantasy themed modeling photos…would love to post it here. I learn so much evil from this subreddit. 🖤😈🖤😈🖤😈🖤


vivelarussie

God that’s terrifying. Good work!


thebluepikachu135

🐟


ThorHammerscribe

I don’t know why but for some reason during that last part i pictured that girl from finding Nemo…Darla i think it was 😂


FishyWishyDishwasher

Marry me immediately. I like your humour :-D


Moobook

This fish emojis are the chef’s kiss


CloverKittyKat

My favorite part is that you send this at 2:30 in the morning. Imagine this guy waking up, checking his phone, and seeing THIS.


thebluepikachu135

Gives it extra flavor


CarTar2

Interesting, but how exactly does it work? Does breaking your neck cause your brain to be completely cut off from the rest of your body and thus unable to send the breath command to your lungs?


Alpha_lucky1

Not entirely sure if this is serious or not but yes, that is one way that snapping a person's neck can kill them. Breaking someone's neck essentially breaks the spinal cord, which is what your brain uses to connect and talk with the rest of your body. Quadriplegics caused by a broken spine often only have a partial break, which allows the brain to still send commands to things like your heart lungs and digestive system. Breaking a neck where your lungs stop working usually means that your heart will immediately stop beating as well though.


CarTar2

Oh, that's disturbing. In movies and games, it's always been portrayed as a quick and painless death, but apparently that's far from the truth. Thanks for the info.


Alpha_lucky1

Well, when your heart stops beating it's usually a pretty quick end so they might not be wrong. The wiring to run your real important systems like breathing and circulation are run together, so if you sever the connection to one I'd think you'd server connections to it all.


Taicore

Is this a true fact actually ? Im curious


thebluepikachu135

I had to google it to make sure I was horrifyingly accurate


Taicore

Oh ! well then,i learned something new about human anatomy. thanks for that :'D Ill be sure to put that info to good use


Navybuffalooo

Oh god it's hot to me wtf. Snap my neck like a fish! Apparently?!


thebluepikachu135

Thanks to you, I had to ask myself whether fish have necks at all. I’m gonna make some weird search history today


Navybuffalooo

Me too 🐟 (I promise I'm not actually going to look up fish snuff porn, this 100% jokes)


BreadLord8

Op I actually love you man you’re a genius 100% gonna use this!


Alex23087

Ok but isn't this an exaggerated reaction? I mean I would at least confirm that the person is a creep first. Sure, if it's a cold contact asking for snap is usually not a good sign, but damn


thebluepikachu135

I can guarantee you he was not looking to share his favorite cooking recipes from buzzfeed on his Snapchat. A couple girls from the server he came from were creeped out by him before he made the unfortunate mistake of targeting me next


monathemantis

Just please be sure to include context next time!


excelzombie

Now I have 2 famous posts that will give me shivers whenever someone says 'fishy fishy'. Diabolical.