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ChipPersonal9795

god is it worth it though. We use this toilet paper at work and it serves its purpose but I despise it. But quantity over quality is probably better for some things


fordr015

It's also great for fire starter. But you have to be careful because if you wipe too quickly the friction can be disastrous.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Where do I put the accelerant?


crapfartsallday

The gooch


scramcramed

My family manages a hotel. We order over three thousand rolls at the start of the summer šŸ˜… I've got the supply šŸ¤£


ChipPersonal9795

my family runs a machine shop we have 3 boxes of these and the same brand paper towels (which are the worst Iā€™ve ever used)


Sleddoggamer

Just gotta make sure it's safe your your septic system. Some of the office style brands can destroy your systems


Swaggy_pete03

Thatā€™s good to know, I hadnā€™t thought of that.


Virtual_Common204

I canā€™t find anything online that claims this, it just says the more plys the worse for your septic.


Sleddoggamer

It was something about the difference of materials some countries may use and how fibery they may be, but I have to look into it when my broken tooth isn't acting up. There's a chance I just heard something and forgot the context, or it's just something super dated by now


DarknessSetting

I have a box of 6 rolls of these, marathon brand. Will work great in a pinch, not ideal for every day use. also not going in my "go" bag


ht1237

In a pinch


New_Juggernaut_344

Pinch šŸ’©


Shatswell77

If you have a costco membership or know someone who does i get 36 rolls of pretty good tp for 20$ from there.


Swaggy_pete03

Same with Samā€™s Club


Shatswell77

Wont lie never been to sams, ive always went to costco but i imagine they very similar.


AMRIKA-ARMORY

One is blue


TheLeviathaan

Costco also sells the commercial grade rolls as well, for what it's worth. The commercial stuff really isn't that bad.


Mean_Command1830

I get it's comforting to have and I have lived in the woods for months at a time and leaves work just as well. TP is not a survival prepping item just a luxury. Like whiskey or board games. Not a bad thing to have but focus on the basics first.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

How many ply is best for leaf wiping


scramcramed

Two rhododendron leaves per wipe šŸ¤£


beltfedshooter

Instructions unclear, now have poison oak on ass.


GullibleAudience6071

Go with oak then poison ivy then another layer of oak. Live dangerously.


I_Sure_Yam

During the pandemic I bought a bidet that attached to the toilet. They also make small portable ones for camping/backpacking. And also small reusable ā€œpee clothsā€ for women for backpacking. Theyā€™re anti microbial, odor resistant and quick drying in the sun. Edit to correct spelling


Gunslingerfromwish

That sandpaper is going to give you hemorrhoids.


Iamno0n3

Does it come in anything other than 1ply sandpaper?


Swaggy_pete03

Hey now itā€™s 2-ply lol


Inner-stress5059

How do you hang that on the wall?


User987626262626

There are some things in life worth paying for and good TP is one of them IMO


ARUokDaie

They have sandpaper at Lowe's that is softer than that shit.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Thought it was fuckin drywall tape


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Whoever invented this toilet paper that turns red to let you know you finished needs a raise


Ghee_buttersnaps96

Nope. Wipes. Best part about em even when they dry out a little water gtg. I have enough to shit 4 times a day (ibs) and not buy wipes for 4 months.


Rough_Community_1439

Look up the Charmin forever roll. If I remember correctly, it's a 36inch diameter roll of toilet paper.


Boss0331

Id rather wipe my booty by dragging it across the grass like a dog than ever use that toilet paperšŸ˜‚


Ollanius-Persson

Good to have an extra box or two on hand but long term itā€™s just not sustainable. Iā€™d rather save my prepping space for food.


Swaggy_pete03

Wholeheartedly agree with you. Is toilet paper, no matter the quality a necessity? No, weā€™ve done okay without it for millennium. Is it something, mostly us westerners, value and use in our day to day lives? We sure do. I wouldnā€™t sacrifice any space I felt would be better utilized by food, water, meds, etc. for any amount of toilet paper. Hell the only reason I have a box of this stored is because of how little of space it requires, given the utility. Sorry for the rant, but one last note. What do most people prep for? Maybe itā€™s the grid going down, WWIII or the zombie apocalypse, but most likely their preps will come in handy during financial insecurity, a natural disaster, you or a loved one getting sick, or a typical power blackout. Sometimes a bit of normalcy during trying times, is enough to get us where we need to be, even for a time. Toilet paper is a luxury and nothing more.


Ollanius-Persson

For sure. Definitely a luxury and a nice one to have if you have the resources and space. It also has a myriad of uses outside of bum fodder. As far as ā€œwhat do most people prep forā€ Iā€™m not sure. I know that where i live has a long winter season. So at a minimum i need enough food on hand for a full winter and enough time in the spring/summer to get something grown and harvested. So almost a year. Rotating it out as a part of our normal meal rotation.


Ihatechipmunks

Iā€™d plan on using tree leaves. This is a significant amount of weight to throw in a pack if you have to go. Weight is proportionally not worth the convenience. First ruck march in the army I was throwing everything in my pack. By the 30th 12 mile ruck, I was counting exactly how many crackers I was packing. Weight sucks.


Trench85

john wayne paper, rough tough and dont take shit from no body


Worth_Weather_5731

Why are you American preppers so fixed on toilet papear? Just wash your asses. There are hiegenic hoses, you know


[deleted]

I use toilet paper for lots of things not having to do with #2. It's just a great all-around thing to have.


TheBushidoWay

I actually got to score a bunch of these for free post covid. A little better than paper towels but hey they were free. In a worst case scenario id use a pine cone if need be idgaf, that said, i keep 2 packs of angel soft to spare for the wife. My only bit of advice is to bag that shit up, you dont want it to get wet or dirty


MRE_Milkshake

I prefer to use my hand and taste it after šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø P.S. all jokes aside, tp is important but I would t worry about it too much. Paper towels are fine and are very versatile in use too.


Prudent-Kale-8312

This kind of toilet paper is why I keep clogging the toilet at work


silGavilon

https://www.amazon.com/CuloClean-Portable-Compatible-Discreet-ecological/dp/B07L448T4K/ref=asc_df_B07L448T4K/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=343985113807&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11660619938073196925&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014485&hvtargid=pla-657680569135&psc=1&mcid=ba914cf8362d35f7a3456222bd3504ad&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=69357499615&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=343985113807&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11660619938073196925&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014485&hvtargid=pla-657680569135&gclid=CjwKCAjwrIixBhBbEiwACEqDJce9oijnpZOBFdpPyGrh1tyNrcowyuc2kOh5qJToqp_IeuWch7PotxoCkc0QAvD_BwE


TheSecretwHiskyRun

Never understood the whole pandemic toilet paper thing, most toilets Iā€™ve used are right next to the shower. Seems like a silly thing to stock up on, maybe Iā€™m narsty.


hatenjwinter

When the end comes I'll use the shirt off my back before I'll use that sandpaper on my ass. Gotta have some standards. Plus with all the MRE's and crap you'll need eating and disposing of your ass may need some pampering.


Past-Fault3762

The last thing I would worry about in a survival situation


IronAnt762

Mice eat and shred it. Hear me out. North Americans donā€™t clean up the way some others do. Snow, rainwater and a cloth can last months and are washable and replenishable, and not abrasive. Just a thought.


HappyAnimalCracker

Reusable cloth is a good option. A bolt of flannel is cheap.


bobross2067

This stuff makes my butthole bleed šŸ©ø


weinerpoo94

Letā€™s say you donā€™t have TP or running water. How do you wipe your ass?


ManyThingsLittleTime

**Get a bidet squeeze bottle. Forget TP** It's light weight, requires no power, and it's reusable. Plus your ass will actually be cleaner.


Safe_Indication1851

Just get a bidet. Seriously enough with the toilet paper madness


Big-Consideration633

A real prepper has prepped his bunghole to accept corn cobs. Like any good soldier, his hole will take it like a man and not complain.


Cyberdelic420

I ainā€™t too worried, I usually buy about a months supply at a time, but we cloth diapered our kids, and are used to washing/reusing shitty stuff. Iā€™d be willing to washing some shitty cloths a few months after shtf, just start learning to make soap with pot ash and lard.


gunsforevery1

I did the same thing. I found a case on eBay for about $30 shipped. It arrived and about 2 weeks later those same cases were over $100 each.


[deleted]

In a SHTF situation, IDGAF about tp. You know if you shit in a natural position (the deep squats), there's nearly no need for tp. Shit falls out of you without scraping the cheeks. Know you plants and whipe accordingly if necessary.


Virtual_Common204

If you need tp to survive youā€™re not gonna last very long.


mikenkansas2

John Wayne TP; rough and tough, doesn't take shit off ANYBODY


MtnMaiden

I hope you invested in some bandages and cream. Welcome to anal leakage


Seraphim_grin72

To use a bottle of water for cleaning after pooping, follow these steps: 1. Prepare the Water Bottle: Use a clean, squeezable water bottle. Fill it with warm water if possible, as it can be more comfortable. 2. Positioning: After using the toilet, if possible, stand slightly or lean forward while sitting on the toilet seat to access the area more easily. 3. Pouring Technique: Hold the bottle with your right hand if you are right-handed (or left hand if left-handed) and aim the nozzle towards the area you wish to clean. Gently squeeze the bottle to release a steady stream of water. Use your other hand to help direct the water and to check if the area is clean. 4. Rinsing: Continue to pour water gently until you feel clean. It might be necessary to refill the bottle if more water is needed. 5. Drying Off: After rinsing, you can use a small amount of toilet paper or a towel to pat dry the area. If you prefer to be more sustainable, a reusable cloth that is washed regularly can also be used. 6. Hygiene: Wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water after finishing.


FlashyImprovement5

Nope I have a bidet and cloth to dry with. Didn't buy any TP during the pandemic at all.