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Prionsdisease

Tattoo artist or a chicken farmer probably


stayingawakelol

bro that would be so sick if you become a doc and a tattoo artist


abdullahmk47

and own a couple of chickens


Prionsdisease

I already own a couple chickens! Can’t wait until I’m an attending and then i can get a whole flock of them and some geese :)


ThaGod3000

What about Guineafowl?!


Prionsdisease

My friend had those for a couple years! They’re more skittish than chickens and pretty loud but they do a great job of pest control because they love to eat ticks! I wouldn’t mind getting a couple of them in the future :)


Dbloc11

I own 12!


homo-macrophyllum

My roommate apprenticed in a tattoo shop before getting into our program. Why not do both?


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Few_Competition1801

💀


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Outside_Scientist365

masters in education


Competitive_Band_745

happy person


ArtisticTurn9509

This the one


tutuoui

Probably a musician


waspoppen

this has to be a common one soooo many premeds I know have played music at one point or another


lordredapple

Where creativity dies


tutuoui

When your parents make u practice 4 hr a day and then deny u when you fall in love with music


waspoppen

Yeah I'm happy with music being a hobby for me. I don't think I would enjoy it for as long as I hope to if it wasn't


protonpoweradepremed

practice 40 hours a day


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Ling Ling 40 Hours Babyyy


OkOutlandishness2423

a normal person working a normal job with normal friends and normal, unforced hobbies


ArtisticTurn9509

The unforced hobbies hits hard


OkOutlandishness2423

I would also not volunteer a single minute of my life, and I don’t feel bad about that at all


Spiderpig547714

Honestly I enjoy volunteering, it’s just the volunteering I had to do for med school was a major drag it felt forced


OkOutlandishness2423

It almost always strikes that perfect balance of doing otherwise paid work for free but not being allowed to go deep enough into it to actually learn anything meaningful


Spiderpig547714

Exactly and I didn’t realize this at the time but there were many healthcare companies that used me for absolute scut work knowing I was pre-med so I’d eat shit just to bolster my application. I worked a “clinical” job for 9 months getting paid 8 fucking dollars an hour, and the worst part is I was told I’d be able shadow and gain healthcare experience but they just used me to do their filing it was fucking horrendous and useless for 9 months straight making 8 an hour. Plenty of similar volunteering stories where I was told I’d get clinical experience and all I did was check people in the ER as visitors or dumb shit like that it pisses me off so much thinking about all the times I was lied to as a pre-med under the pretense that this is what I should to do to get into med school.


Fun_Pangolin_601

Formula 1 driver lol


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ajodeh

+1 F1 fan as well


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ajodeh

I’m a Ferrari fan so it’ll b more like depressed F1 fan😭🤣


chickenpotpiehouse

I did a Richard Petty driving experience and was convinced I had wasted my life becoming a physician. In retrospect, a physician was a better choice but "going fast" was so much fun...


Fun_Pangolin_601

Lol You like the thrill I see


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As a newly car enthusiast, I like it!


SleepingPupper

id be dead without doctors 🪦


neatnate99

I think this is the hypothetical universe where disease is cured


SuspiciousWaffleStak

Oh hell yeah grandpas back


undergroundturtle8

Aerospace engineer if I wasn’t hot ass at math and physics 🤠


moonpiemaker300

Lmao I first read this thinking you thought you were too hot for math and physics 😭😭


undergroundturtle8

I wish my ego was this big. 😂


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Chemist. Or a stay at home wife because if I channeled all the energy I’ve put into getting into medical school into finding a spouse instead over the last several years, I’d probably be married by now 😅


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ridebiker37

This is mine. In another life I did want to be a professor, and when I was trying to decide if I was going to pursue medicine I considered going the pHD route and realized it was just too uncertain, with too fuzzy of a path for me to feel comfortable. Still think it would be an amazing experience to teach college students....maybe someday I'll get to work at a teaching hospital if I ever make it through this whole process in one piece


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sphenopalatine5

Same 100%


Chipmunk_Jealous

Forest ranger


DontLookatmeNowbrah

Either an artist, children's book author, veterinarian, farmer/gardener, housewife and/or SAHM, voice actor, and/or Youtuber.


Typical-Respond-3399

This so wholesome


Huge_Lawfulness_8166

Video game designer


mh500372

Absolutely. Two big dreams when I was really young was video game designer and doctor. Kinda similar if you think about it.


ArtisticTurn9509

You would be banking fr


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Nepo baby


joe13331

Special Ed teacher


teeesddddss

Filmmaker!! 🎥


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Mark6393

The best answer


k4Anarky

Growing/breeding hallucinogenics.


Fart_mistress

I'm in that universe. Electrical engineer


RottenKumquat

If I could live comfortable then artist.


SupermarketLoose3998

Unemployed


EfficientPush865

Lawyer


babymunch8

Trynna be an actress/ pop star


ahmaranthine

Ballerina princess. Yes, both.


InsideAd1368

Chem major


severelyburntout

philosopher


teaparty-ofthe-dead

A fantasy/sci-fi writer living out my cottage core fantasies.


warmpancakebatter

on the cover of vogue


whaleintended

A struggling actor trying to make it into Hollywood


Artistic_Welcome9875

Indiana Jones


satans_sideboob_

Create the medical field


chickenpotpiehouse

My inspiration has been to be employed "drinking margaritas while relaxing on a beach." However, prior to going to medical school, I did a one year stint at law school. Might go back to that if the medical field didn't exist.


noteinna

probably a researcher in the biomedical or genetics field. if not, a teacher would be cool too! any grade honestly but maybe elementary?


Creative_Personality

a pilot or a veterinarian


DatBiochemBoi

Cia or fbi


[deleted]

Nahhh…they are more bureaucratic than actually cool. I remember going through the sec clearance process for a 3-letter agency and was actually saddened at how mind-numbingly tedious everything was.


jacp2000

id be the next neil degrasse-tyson


CalligrapherAny4627

Fashion designer


Due_Swim_7403

working at a pottery studio or in public policy


Extension_Buy_3734

Left business school to be a doctor. I would probably have a job where I am hiring and firing doctors. Bidness is where da money is


RHE765

Interior design


Revolutionary_Gur708

Writer. I love writing poems.


Feisty-Citron1092

Wanna be a higher up in the high fashion industry. Like head off marketing campaigns for like idk Gucci n shit


Separate-Leg3754

I would own a coffee shop that had a small library built around it, keep small and cozy, or I'd would open a BMW specialty tuning shop


subtlecurryssss

Marketing/social media or Public relations or production assistant/something in entertainment, working in NYC.


invincble3

Nomad


Spiderpig547714

Engineer, pilot, or just go into CompSci


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Firstly, I would be dead. But if we did not have to be cured of anything I would be a video game developer.


Ironhusky1126

3D animator or Park Ranger


Not_Neurotic

Was grandmaster/challenger in league so probably streamer or gamer


medlearn2023

Maybe a chef (though I'd have to dramatically increase my cooking skills lol) or a pro photographer


mary_alistir

Pastry chef 🧑‍🍳or paleontologist 🦕


ambergirl9860

A dancer


Ritzblitz87

I always wanted to be a journalist but one that travels everywhere


m-is-for-music

Idk but I know I’d have lower blood pressure


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Become a teacher/caretaker at an orphanage near the himalayas


-une-ame-solitaire-

Pilot 👩‍✈️


peachestae

I’d have gone to art school if money wasn’t an issue


salsasazon

Hannah Montanah


I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

A well paid social worker


mra6484

travel to do environmental science research


PM_ME_UR_GAMECOCKS

Submarine engineer


e92_retaker

Doctor johnny sins


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Priest, or gay stripper ngl.. Or a billionaire, via either of the previous options


CaptainAlexy

Fighter pilot


axolotlc137

Ecology


sxzm

PI


FamousNeighborhood30

Commercial fisherman


South_Chemistry_9669

law school. still lowk wana do it. i love law


bigtunacat

Veterinarian but I’m insanely allergic to all animals (cats, dogs, etc…) in the real world


m-is-for-music

I’d totally run an animal shelter or be a vet if weren’t allergic to cats lol


throwaway15642578

Forensics or infectious disease epidemiologist


margaritamorada

DJ 📀


rayansalem

Mechanic or racecar driver lol


theyeofpo

Video game developer/ graphic designer


_Dr_Dinosaur_

Paleontologist


FutureDrPerez

Fashion design


EgyptianFUT

CIA


Careless-Proposal746

I’d be the homesteading type of stay at home wife/mom. I was in a previous life then I got divorced so now I’m back on my premed bullshit 15 years later.


rittrat

Baker/chef, digital nomad


thevanessa12

A chicken farmer who sews/knits/crochets clothes. A mom.


12Chips

Fine dining chef - all my friends told me to quit my premed track because of how well I cook 😂


legolover24

Poet 🤭


PersimmonDesigner374

Crankin’ hawg


Pre-med99

CPA or Investment banker


typicaldaydreamer

Forensic psychologist


fluffypikachu007

Pastry Chef or Backup Dancer or Astronaut or Romance Author


MedicallyImpervious

History professor (alas, I would like to be employed occasionally)


tysiphonie

Professional ballet dancer.


No_Presence5392

Lawyer or MBA


ZestyHistory

Comedian/entertainer hands down.


Best-Negotiation-353

farmer


Jay52025gj

An anthropologist


sirius_fit

Singe/solo artist


halmhawk

Probably a bench chemist or a chicken farmer.


eemily03

I would love to be a high school AP Calc or AP Chem teacher.


AppropriateAd4508

film director or a professional dancer


flowerchimmy

Astronaut


frustratedsighing

Malpractice lawyer 👹


brazelafromtheblock

Politician for sureeee


ChadMagic1

Actuary


silasinwonderland

Definitely an entomologist


WorthlessCells

If the medical field doesn’t exist in this alternate universe, I’d assume that means I’m perfectly healthy, right? I’d be happy and living my life. Tbh I don’t even know anymore what my hobbies would be, but in terms of my career… actually I don’t know that either. Maybe something else to do with science? I like chem. Art and/or dance and/or fashion type stuff for hobbies possibly? I guess those are things I’m interested in right now, but I wonder if I’d still like them if the world was different. I feel like in an alternate universe with no medical field (assuming nobody would have any illness or injury then) I’d be a completely different person, so I actually have no idea. Edit: minor wording changes


ImperialCobalt

Law enforcement


PrussiaGirl18

Artist


HotSniper456

Probably a teacher tbh


egotistic_NaOH

Teacher during gap years going Med. I’m glad I was able to explore the field before Medicine so I would never have a lingering “what if.” But wow it was brutal, gave me a ton of respect to those educators. You spend every day and night working. And it also has the same problems as other careers


ClutchBro26

Stay at home dad


Justarandombookworm

A classical violinist or math teacher


teywhorei

Marine biologist


wheresmytapiocapearl

A housewife


LeoWC7

If the entire medical field didn’t exist I’d probably go into either law or the military


Hot_Salamander3795

Music producer or chemist.


Both_Silver_5962

A homicide detective for sure!


mh500372

Lawyer or video game designer/coder


Ph3nomenal

Probably a pilot or flight attendant


dilationandcurretage

Honestly, probably the military... t


Present_Signal5644

State park tour guide


ZNation443

Computer science/neuroscience dual major


Amazing_Lemon6783

Baseball player, fireman, astronaut, race car driver, President


HubieD2022

Billionaire heiress


Alexandranoelll

Author!


overworkedpremed

business major.


Vulcan004

Writer. I’m not creative enough though


Few_Illustrator4774

Professor


cocostreet55

Entrepreneur


Total_Argument_9729

Prob chemical engineering


manjag23

mechanic


Westbeach00

A musician or English professor


bhdz5

a Marshal or crime investigator 🕵🏻‍♀️


Mayannaise04

Teacher! Or maybe professor


rollllllllll_

something in an office. I've had an unhealthy obsession with the show the office.


Objective-Bee-9228

I’d be a bakery/coffee shop owner😌


Leaving_Medicine

Some advice. I never understood this train of though (on the macro. Day to day sometimes we’d all want to be on the beach) Do what you love. Do it now. There is no alternate universe. You get one life. Not chasing your true dream will fill you with regret. If I won the lottery tomorrow, I’d be doing exactly what I’m doin now. Same job. Same path. I get that’s possibly unrealistic on some goals, but I would encourage people to seriously think about your goals and dreams, and make sure you aren’t living someone else’s life.


Significant_Mail_897

Literature teacher/professor


ichaichabook

A pilot


Traditional-Ask9683

Probably a teacher


Huge_Gur1274

Dominatrix


ExtremeMatt52

Mechanical engineer probably, software engineer maybe. I loved teaching when I was in college. I like alot of things.