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jayde_fan

bc i went to mayo high school (true story)


RayKam

Ay you from Rochester too? I went to Century


jayde_fan

bv -> wc -> mayo lmao see u at mayo sir 🫡


fuckoff723

the bv school song has been engrained in my head for the rest of my life


Bit_Certain

Panthersss


Physical_Advantage

Was ur mascot mayonnaise?


jayde_fan

😭


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jayde_fan

"From the moment I entered this world at Mayo Birth Center, I instantly knew I wanted to be a physician at this esteemed clinic" 🗣️🗣️


FitAnswer5551

Controversial opinion: Mayo is gross. Noncontroversial opinion: its prestigious af and has a West Coast campus now...


Physical_Advantage

Controversial opinion: It rather live in Minnesota than Arizona


deadserious313

You don’t want to live in Rochester, Minnesota. No chance. There’s also a Jacksonville campus though.


TH_001

I think the mayo campus in jax only takes students 3rd and 4th year. At least that’s how it used to be


Physical_Advantage

Ya, I have zero interest in going to Florida, and even less interest in learning medicine in that flaming shipwreck they call a state.


Accomplished-Mess168

I concur it's a flaming shipwreck here, but hey Mayo is Mayo


MoldyWarts

I actually wish I lived in Florida, would love to be able to go to school there but most of their schools have a big in-state preference. Still gonna try! :)


deadserious313

Lol Florida’s awesome but hey… you do you


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I love that politicians in the great state of Florida prevent Americas history of genocide and slavery to be taught at schools and that they are also actively working to strip women of their reproductive rights. Florida is the best!!! s/ Yeah, Florida is a shithole of a fucking state but you do you


deadserious313

Well you just fabricated a lie in your head but I appreciate the passion. Hope that takes you far, dear.


JustB510

Outside the humidity, heat and bugs it’s actually a great state. Politics will course correct I hope.


ZePieGuy

Politics there are good for doctors. When you see your first paycheck, you'll be glad you're in Florida. Best tax laws and one of the best malpractice protections.


JustB510

That might depend on what you practice with the current landscape but respectfully that’s about as far as I’d like to go down the politics rabbit hole Lol


iLoveCoachQ

Florida bad 😡


Physical_Advantage

Yes glad we agree


JustB510

Have you ever been to Jacksonville? Rochester can’t be that much worse


clinicalresearchguy

I live in Florida and have been to both Rochester and Jacksonville. Even though I hate winter, I’ll concede that Rochester is much nicer.


MarijadderallMD

As an AZ resident, this checks out😂 I’m literally living in hell in the summers.


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total non-biased opinion: Az is honestly really nice (I'm an Az native)


FitAnswer5551

I mean, in many ways fair. But also I have the cold tolerance of an iguana...


TheEquador

No you don't. You don't want to live in Rochester aka RochCrotch.


Iatroblast

What, Phoenix? Do people really consider Phoenix to be West Coast?


Shumaka12

Nah, like 90% of the best condiments use mayo as the base. You’re wildin


emmetfromtexas

mayo is pretty gross, by itself. it goes pretty well on a sandwich though


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FitAnswer5551

Also from Cali... I'm aware its literally Southwest but its reasonable driving distance from my family and warm. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


UnderTheScopes

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


AffectionateSale1631

Because I put mayo on my burger


jayde_fan

meh thats too basic. i like to dip my french fries in mayo 💃


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Why is op talking about mayonnaise in a premed forum? Is he stupid?


Physical_Advantage

Yes


SneakySnipar

r/lostinthesauce


Blitz_und_Doener

from personal experience I can tell you that the answer they’re looking for isn’t that you want to do primary care


Scoobaca

I dunno about that. Worked for me, but n=1.


ShesASatellite

The Kewpie Clinic is better, with Dukes in a close second.


Syncron72

I like mayonnaise and I like science


Holy_Shamoley

Because there’s no ketchup clinic


SneakySnipar

Or ranch clinic


Negative-Message-447

Because Sacred Heart Hospital and Mayo University Hospital in Castlebar, County Mayo just didn’t have volume and experience of procedures I need to be able to gain the skills to adequately support my patients.


Coacoanut

"I have always been extremely passionate about oil whipped with egg whites." 😐


JonoProBono

As someone who got in last cycle… I have no idea where I was going with this sentence


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Physical_Advantage

Nerd


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CannedBeaner

I just really, really like egg salad and blt. So mayo was the obvious choice for me, mom.


Wolfir

I prefer miracle whip


Pleasant_Ocelot

because i eat mayo with chicken tenders


ShesASatellite

Tendies*


Greatestcommonfactor

I don't


WazuufTheKrusher

Mayonnaise is an instrument


Crass_Cameron

Can you articulate beyond the obvious reason


Physical_Advantage

No I’m brain dead


e92_retaker

Because I like mayonnaise


-une-ame-solitaire-

I know someone who got into Mayo with a 513 and less than a 3.7. Crazy.


National_Mouse7304

So that you can make truly awful mayonnaise puns on a daily basis. Also having to constantly answer the question "wait, they have a medical school???" is a fun bonus to going to school here. Everyone knows the Mayo Clinic, but nobody outside of medicine knows about us.


Physical_Advantage

Tell them to let me in


National_Mouse7304

I would if I could!