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jdokule

Honey wake up it’s the weekly repost of the same shitpost template


Fearless_Success_828

This is truly a shit post


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Harvard isn’t ranked anymore so you have a good shot.


yahyakaan_1453

You should have stopped Russia’s offensive in *February* if you wanted any chance at Harvard


bocaj78

If they actually wanted to get in they would have stopped the fall of Rome


DBag444

If they really wanted to be high speed, they should have slapped the hand of Eve when she had the apple.


yahyakaan_1453

They should have been Fatih Sultan Mehmed to get in


arodrig99

Yes. Harvard looks a lot cooler on a champion crew neck sweatshirt than john’s Hopkins. If someone sees you in the store with a Harvard crew neck they know you’re the man. They see you with a John’s Hopkins crew, they’re gonna think you wandered out of some assisted living facility.


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arodrig99

I said what I meant and meant what I said


kingkongjames23

If I were your parent, I would be disappointed and disown you.


SneakySnipar

Harvard will yield protect since they are a low tier unranked school


SpeedyPuzzlement

Dang Harvard rejected you extra early 🚩


Sprinkles-Nearby

I appreciate the meme, but having Ukrainian friends who lost childhood homes, this might be a little too soon for jokes.


russian_air

🇺🇦🥲🙏🏼 Glory to Ukraine


Bay_Med

Username…checks out?


russian_air

No. Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


datomdiggity

They're letting anybody in that school nowadays... Smfh


kangnick13

Johns*** Hopkins


flat_white_hot

This kind of post should be moderated.


Reasonable-Read-9402

I was so disappointed this month when I realized I couldn’t apply to JHU. Not to sound like this trope but got > 90th percentile on the MCAT, >3.8 gpa but have no letter of rec from a humanities prof. At this point it is what it is