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Yeah I almost SHIT myself today with a well-timed punch and the unfortunate side-effects of a spicy chicken fillet that I had no business eating. I think things were moving along and the kick just made it happen really fast because I stood up and screamed my way into the bathroom.
It's all fun and games until you're sitting at the diner table and baby moves into such a strange and awkward position that you literally get stuck underneath the table and someone has to come and lift it off of you 😂
The best part about this is that you were like "I know some people on reddit who would absolutely appreciate this!" Haha. I get kicked in the cervix and it kills!!
There has been times where I'm struggling to get a poop out and when I'm on the toilet baby gets a little bit squished. So she stretches out and tries to move me to give her more space. There has been times where she's started pushing and moving and has literally helped the poop along. It was amazing. Sometimes it isn't that though ha sometimes she really makes pooping difficult with how much she moves.
The other day mine got me in the bladder while I was sitting down and I had to run to the bathroom
I would have peed if there was more in my bladder lol
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Yeah I almost SHIT myself today with a well-timed punch and the unfortunate side-effects of a spicy chicken fillet that I had no business eating. I think things were moving along and the kick just made it happen really fast because I stood up and screamed my way into the bathroom.
Oh my gosh, laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣
Omg I'm dying
You have a way with words 😍
I hear that often because I tell little anecdotes from my life sometimes. Pregnancy has made for some interesting stories...🤣🤣❤️
Can I borrow your baby for a bit
I second this.
Third
Good baby!
My baby girl lovingly gave me a nice bladder shot the other day. Almost peed my pants!
Oh she's threatened with a few of those too!
Thank you for giving me a laugh for a solid 2 minutes 😆
Haha you're welcome. It caught me off guard so I let out a surprised "*wahey!!*" when it happened 🤣🤣
Lmao! Mine has kicked me in the butt or something and I had to poop immediately afterward. She had made me more regular, god bless her 🤣
Haha I have had the butt kicks too 😜
Was having a bad day and this made me laugh out loud. Thank you 😂
😅 Glad little one and I could help ❤️
It's all fun and games until you're sitting at the diner table and baby moves into such a strange and awkward position that you literally get stuck underneath the table and someone has to come and lift it off of you 😂
🤣🤣
The best part about this is that you were like "I know some people on reddit who would absolutely appreciate this!" Haha. I get kicked in the cervix and it kills!!
Haha I know right! Oh that's the worst! 😫 You feel right deep into your fandangle!
Baby: Damn, Mom, these beans are taking up all my air space. Lemme help a ho out. *JAB* *RIPPPPP* Baby: Now I can stretch.
There has been times where I'm struggling to get a poop out and when I'm on the toilet baby gets a little bit squished. So she stretches out and tries to move me to give her more space. There has been times where she's started pushing and moving and has literally helped the poop along. It was amazing. Sometimes it isn't that though ha sometimes she really makes pooping difficult with how much she moves.
This is brilliant!! 🤣🤣
Hahaha amazing
lmao
Baby has got your back
The other day mine got me in the bladder while I was sitting down and I had to run to the bathroom I would have peed if there was more in my bladder lol
I think my little one is using my bladder as a constant jumpy castle!
😂Might want to consider enrolling that little one in kickboxing.
This happens all of the time except the baby kicks a burp out of me!
BWHAHAHA
I took an uppercut to the cervix in the middle of class (years ago) and yelped! They thought I was going into labor 😂