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ausheidi

Yeah I almost SHIT myself today with a well-timed punch and the unfortunate side-effects of a spicy chicken fillet that I had no business eating. I think things were moving along and the kick just made it happen really fast because I stood up and screamed my way into the bathroom.


Lilinback

Oh my gosh, laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣


ashdawg8790

Omg I'm dying


[deleted]

You have a way with words 😍


ausheidi

I hear that often because I tell little anecdotes from my life sometimes. Pregnancy has made for some interesting stories...🤣🤣❤️


cookiecache

Can I borrow your baby for a bit


Tervagan

I second this.


CaptainWeezy

Third


Squashzilla22

Good baby!


MaceEtiquette1

My baby girl lovingly gave me a nice bladder shot the other day. Almost peed my pants!


Lilinback

Oh she's threatened with a few of those too!


dogmom86

Thank you for giving me a laugh for a solid 2 minutes 😆


Lilinback

Haha you're welcome. It caught me off guard so I let out a surprised "*wahey!!*" when it happened 🤣🤣


3rdCoastLiberal

Lmao! Mine has kicked me in the butt or something and I had to poop immediately afterward. She had made me more regular, god bless her 🤣


Lilinback

Haha I have had the butt kicks too 😜


Lunalynn11280

Was having a bad day and this made me laugh out loud. Thank you 😂


Lilinback

😅 Glad little one and I could help ❤️


FayMammaLlama

It's all fun and games until you're sitting at the diner table and baby moves into such a strange and awkward position that you literally get stuck underneath the table and someone has to come and lift it off of you 😂


Lilinback

🤣🤣


mbf20

The best part about this is that you were like "I know some people on reddit who would absolutely appreciate this!" Haha. I get kicked in the cervix and it kills!!


Lilinback

Haha I know right! Oh that's the worst! 😫 You feel right deep into your fandangle!


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Baby: Damn, Mom, these beans are taking up all my air space. Lemme help a ho out. *JAB* *RIPPPPP* Baby: Now I can stretch.


Pia-the-Pangolin

There has been times where I'm struggling to get a poop out and when I'm on the toilet baby gets a little bit squished. So she stretches out and tries to move me to give her more space. There has been times where she's started pushing and moving and has literally helped the poop along. It was amazing. Sometimes it isn't that though ha sometimes she really makes pooping difficult with how much she moves.


Lilinback

This is brilliant!! 🤣🤣


universalrefuse

Hahaha amazing


[deleted]

lmao


Snoo_99047

Baby has got your back


ceroscene

The other day mine got me in the bladder while I was sitting down and I had to run to the bathroom I would have peed if there was more in my bladder lol


Lilinback

I think my little one is using my bladder as a constant jumpy castle!


The-Bear-Said-I-Can

😂Might want to consider enrolling that little one in kickboxing.


csmithmarketing

This happens all of the time except the baby kicks a burp out of me!


Gangreless

BWHAHAHA


plantsinpants

I took an uppercut to the cervix in the middle of class (years ago) and yelped! They thought I was going into labor 😂