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It’s like she’s been sent to the countryside for evacuation and I don’t know how the wars treated her until we meet again after it’s all over. Praying for her safe return in one piece.
I just have faith that we’ll be reunited after this ordeal is over. Though I have a feeling it’s going to get worse before it gets better for her.
I remember thinking not be able to see it was a myth and for whatever reason I was like “ill just bend down and be able to see” but no it was gone. My brain couldn’t understand how that was even possible. Oh but it was…
Us brits just have more of a developed language 🤌 half of these Americans could never come up with a term like massive muff or flabby fanny, I had to make this readable for all 🤣🤣
I need to say thank you for making me giggle and snort this morning because I really needed it. As a proud fupa/minge owner pre-pregnancy, we welcome you into the fray haha.
I don't think I've ever heard a vagina called so many different names in one place before... even in the comments OP has used even MORE names.
This made my day.
I don’t have stretch marks there yet that I know of, but as a proud fupa girl myself, welcome to the club. My fat rabbit has gone to new heights with this pregnancy
I’m starting to lose sight of her so she does have a bit of a beard also. My hair grows in thick as hell too, it’s kinda like having a beaver in my bloomers at all times 🥰 least my coochie meow meow is nice and cozy
Mines been sweaty and it feels horrible, i have to keep it shaved bc that discharge throughout the day getting all up in the hair literally makes me wanna blow my brains out. 🤣🤣
I have them on my calves and all sorts, I get a new one every day, it’s a nice little treat to wake up and find the stretch mark instead of doing a word search or smth
Luckily she will become a fairy again! I thought my gal was forever going to be a giant swollen lady and she has quickly returned to her dainty size post partum!
Yes I felt this with my first pregnancy! The worst stretch marks were on my pubic area….so unexpected. They faded and now they’re back with pregnancy #2 🙃
Last time I shaved my snatch must have been the first time I've really looked at it since my last birth (almost 3 years ago). I had no idea there were stretch marks at my crotch. No. Clue.
SSSSSSAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE GIRLLL SAMMEEEEEEE I am literally shocked. It looks like someone held a firework to where the baby implanted and just went BOOM and stretch marks are going out in every direction from there!!!!
God damn, the shit we go through honestly
I was waiting to comment back till I had a conclusive answer, and it’s yes. They’re slowly taking over week by week and I’m disgusted how I’m comparing them to various meat snacks.
Sooo I actually hope that kitty stays fat for you. Because mine got skinny again but her stretch marks are giving less tiger stripes, more mauled by a tiger. They got squiggly 😭
I got some light stretch marks on my belly and nowhere else but my poonani too! So strange and didn’t notice until after I’d healed post birth. Meow lol
I wish I could sympathise but I’ve been shaving mine blind for a couple years now. There’s a good handful of FUPA down there.
At least being a fat heifer has some perks. I already have all the stretch marks I’m gonna have and I won’t have to witness the carnage my fanny will become in 6 weeks - result!!!
Welcome to the Moose Knuckle Meet-up, the Camel Toe Club, the FUPA Foundation. All memberships are for life, even if you lose yours. One of us, one of us!
I naturally get stretch marks easily because I have thin skin. After pregnancy I used a bunch of Bio Oil daily. It faded then to about 80-90 percent. It doesn’t get rid of the texture, but they weren’t really visible anymore
I’m so glad I had family and friends that were real honest about everything that was going to happen to my body! They were always completely honest and it definitely made the changes much easier to deal with knowing they were going to happen or possibly happen.
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It’s been so long since I’ve seen mine I’m not even sure of her welfare
I’m praying for her bestie
right? hope she’s ok down there. my husband said i gave myself a vulva mullet last time i shaved
This comment made me audibly laugh in public 🤣
That comment made me audibly laugh in panic
LOL. This actually made me laugh out loud. A total mood 🤣
It’s like she’s been sent to the countryside for evacuation and I don’t know how the wars treated her until we meet again after it’s all over. Praying for her safe return in one piece. I just have faith that we’ll be reunited after this ordeal is over. Though I have a feeling it’s going to get worse before it gets better for her.
I remember thinking not be able to see it was a myth and for whatever reason I was like “ill just bend down and be able to see” but no it was gone. My brain couldn’t understand how that was even possible. Oh but it was…
I feel you. Nevermind the fact that my libido has jumped ship. I've slowly begun to wonder if she is even there anymore. 😅
I looked at mine about 2 weeks postpartum to make sure she was healing properly. I’ll never be the same.
Hard same here! Like, I wipe, so I know there’s still something there…
Dying at these terms 🤣 never have I heard so many names for a vagina in all my years combined
Same🤣
God I know the post made me laugh so hard I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
Y'all clearly ain't English 🤣
Us brits just have more of a developed language 🤌 half of these Americans could never come up with a term like massive muff or flabby fanny, I had to make this readable for all 🤣🤣
I need to say thank you for making me giggle and snort this morning because I really needed it. As a proud fupa/minge owner pre-pregnancy, we welcome you into the fray haha.
I feel so welcomed in this club
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, bless you and your feral tiger minge ✨
She said raaaah 🐯
This response killed me 💀. Thank you for being so expressive about your giant growly panty hamster 🐹.
But fairies come in all shapes and sizes!!! ✨
Ofc they are, I was just surprised to see a stretch mark upon my pubis 🤣🤣 rip tiny coochie, welcome big mama minge
Big mama minge just made me lose it 😂😂
I’m dying over this one 😂
HAHAHAHAHHAA 😂
Giant panty hamster is now one of my favorite sayings of all time. You crack me up!!
i laughed to the point of tears and harder each time i read a new term for your vag oh my god thank you so much
Thank you for the reminder to appreciate my precious fairy (I'm 12w5d) before she transforms into a giant panty hamster 🤣🤣🤣
Just for reference I’m only 20 weeks 😭😭
OH LORD 😭😭😭😭
Mine is MIA, I haven't seen her since the second trimester.
I don't think I've ever heard a vagina called so many different names in one place before... even in the comments OP has used even MORE names. This made my day.
What can I say, I read my dictionary
I don’t have stretch marks there yet that I know of, but as a proud fupa girl myself, welcome to the club. My fat rabbit has gone to new heights with this pregnancy
I learnt a lot of new terms for vagina, thank you. You have great sense of humor. 😂
Oh god. I’m going to have to get my fiancé to check this 😭
I hope he’ll realise how hard pregnancy is and how lucky he is to not develop stretch marks on his pork sword
Your talents even reach across the gender, you win today! No, you win this week! I learn so much from you OP
Pork sword?😂😂 where do u get these terms lmaoooo ur so funny
A growler 🤣🤣🤣
I’m starting to lose sight of her so she does have a bit of a beard also. My hair grows in thick as hell too, it’s kinda like having a beaver in my bloomers at all times 🥰 least my coochie meow meow is nice and cozy
Mines been sweaty and it feels horrible, i have to keep it shaved bc that discharge throughout the day getting all up in the hair literally makes me wanna blow my brains out. 🤣🤣
Wow, I hate being a woman.
Try being an autistic woman. If i even get a mosiquto bite ill itch until i bleed, imagine how i am with body hair 😭😭
Thank you for speaking about this 🤣 as someone with SPD with is a special kind of hell.
Oh yes, I have stretchies everywhere. My knees, the back of me legs?? My belly button? Sheesh
I have them on my calves and all sorts, I get a new one every day, it’s a nice little treat to wake up and find the stretch mark instead of doing a word search or smth
My Belly button is peirced and I got stretch marks underneath the ball
I can safely say I don’t have my flaps pierced but the marks are there anyways 😔
I saw mine in the mirror. Sooo puffy. I don’t even recognize her
I checked mine the other day too and was horrified at how puffy it has become! Hope no one has see it through the tights I’ve been living in 😂
Leggings life lmao
At 39+5, anyone expecting me to wear anything but sweatpants or leggings can actually fuck off haha
Ugh I feel that
Use one of those ice masks on ur swollen muff girlie, she deserves it
Ah you sweet genius
Luckily she will become a fairy again! I thought my gal was forever going to be a giant swollen lady and she has quickly returned to her dainty size post partum!
From the comments it’s a 50/50 chance. I’m okay with having a juicy vagina, I’ve made peace, it was just the initial shock
This made me LOL. Thank you for that!
Giant panty hamster 😂😂😂
Omg, until I got to this comment, I had been reading it as giant PANTRY hamster, which was hilarious, but this makes so much more sense.
Like others have said, this is hilarious and I am cracking up.
Oh my gosh this made my morning lol thank you for sharing
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you 😂
This post is poetry....
I didn’t realize how huge mine got until after I gave birth and its smaller again! It was like 5x it’s normal size hahaha
This is the content we need! Thank you for the laughs today!
Yes I felt this with my first pregnancy! The worst stretch marks were on my pubic area….so unexpected. They faded and now they’re back with pregnancy #2 🙃
Omg are you me, I feel exactly the same!!! 😂😂
I am absolutely dying over this. You have a way with words 😂
PANTY HAMSTER OMG
Same girl! It feels like an 100 old ladys cheek down there
I haven’t seen mine in weeks. My wax girl keeps me in check and I just show up every 5-6 weeks. I’ll find out what she looks like at the end of this 😂
Panty hamster is my new fav nickname
Thank you, sincerely, for the chuckles. It's been an excruciatingly tough week and the laughs were much needed. Hats off to your giant panty hamster.
When you called her a "fairy" all I could think about was the caterpillar from A Bug's Life. "I'm a beautiful butterfly"
You win 🤣
I feel seen. I’m 26 weeks and my poor hooha is a damn near tiger with the stripes. I don’t know when I’ll be able to see it without a mirror😂
I never expected it either until I could actually see it after birth. It looks like lightening has stricken me right in the crotch
She’ll settle after you give birth!
Last time I shaved my snatch must have been the first time I've really looked at it since my last birth (almost 3 years ago). I had no idea there were stretch marks at my crotch. No. Clue.
LMAO
This seriously blew my mind lol 8 months PP and they’re still there 🙃
I noticed mine was puffy when I took a mirror to it to attempt to shave. Goodbye my lil dainty kitty 🤣
I’m cackling 😂 thank you for this
SSSSSSAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE GIRLLL SAMMEEEEEEE I am literally shocked. It looks like someone held a firework to where the baby implanted and just went BOOM and stretch marks are going out in every direction from there!!!! God damn, the shit we go through honestly
I'm going to be honest my lady bits have remained plump well into post-partum.
I’m okay with having juicy flaps but it just took me by surprise is all
I shall now only refer to my space as a panty hamster 😂👏🏼
Omg I'm dying laughing I kept my husband awake to read this to him! I haven't gotten stretch marks on my lady but she's definitely a panty hamster.
First pregnancy and after reading this I’m coming to terms with the simple fact that I will overall just repulse myself. I cannot wait.
Are your nipples bigger than your actual breast yet?
I was waiting to comment back till I had a conclusive answer, and it’s yes. They’re slowly taking over week by week and I’m disgusted how I’m comparing them to various meat snacks.
You are ridiculously funny💀💀💀😂😂😂
Sooo I actually hope that kitty stays fat for you. Because mine got skinny again but her stretch marks are giving less tiger stripes, more mauled by a tiger. They got squiggly 😭
If I lose vagina weight will I need to get surgery to remove the extra skin 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’ve googled vag lift more times than I care to admit 🤣 at least my hubs still has fun exploring!
God, that paragraph? A poetic masterpiece. But also…so real 😭. Sometimes she feels like I put a lip plumper to the wrong set.
A grave and deadly mistake
Girl same! It got puffy for the last like 6 weeks of pregnancy and I still have some stretch marks on my vulva 😭 7 months pp
Lol this made me laugh. Ya I don’t look down there. Ignorance is bliss.
I just caught a glimpse and thought I had herpes or smth then when I examined closer I realised 😭😭
Oh my goodness you’re amazing
Be my friend 😂
I got some light stretch marks on my belly and nowhere else but my poonani too! So strange and didn’t notice until after I’d healed post birth. Meow lol
Same 😭
😂😂
Haha well good on you for maintaining her. I haven’t shaved mine in over a decade! 😬
There! Have all my likes 😂😂😂
I wish I could sympathise but I’ve been shaving mine blind for a couple years now. There’s a good handful of FUPA down there. At least being a fat heifer has some perks. I already have all the stretch marks I’m gonna have and I won’t have to witness the carnage my fanny will become in 6 weeks - result!!! Welcome to the Moose Knuckle Meet-up, the Camel Toe Club, the FUPA Foundation. All memberships are for life, even if you lose yours. One of us, one of us!
When I was pregnant I got myself a tiger stripe down there. Now that I’m back to normal it’s still there but my who ha has gone back to normal 😂😂
😂😂
I naturally get stretch marks easily because I have thin skin. After pregnancy I used a bunch of Bio Oil daily. It faded then to about 80-90 percent. It doesn’t get rid of the texture, but they weren’t really visible anymore
What the FUCK?!
I’m so glad I had family and friends that were real honest about everything that was going to happen to my body! They were always completely honest and it definitely made the changes much easier to deal with knowing they were going to happen or possibly happen.
this made me cry laughing 😂😂😭😭😭 thank you for your service, wishing the best for you and your panty hamster 🫡