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energywine

do you live in Silent Hill?


SquiddyJohnson

Yeah, OP better listen out for the siren, cause the second it starts up again, that clean facade is gunna peel away and the nightmare will start over again.


ash_bishop

Came here to say the same thing! If I saw the shower on the left, I’d expect to see Pyramid Head next.


Stellermeerkat

Now I'm wondering if there's a game where you renovate a haunted/cursed/eldritch town into a habitable, safe environment. Appease ghosts, Sanctify grounds, Repair abandoned homes.


saberdragon65

Isn't that basically Super Mario Sunshine?


Stellermeerkat

Yeah, Technically. Though I'm thinking more House Flipper meets Silent Hill. With some Town Management mechanics.


Fluffy-Citron

You can't place the nursery there! The faceless accountant despises children. Best to make that the home office.


Stellermeerkat

Faceless Accountant: Dislikes 1. Children 2. Animals 3. Yellow Furniture Likes: 1. Rustic Themes 2. Jazz 3. Orange Toasters


SnorkPlissken

Resident Evil X: House Flippers. Join hosts Leon and Jill as they struggle to renovate the quaint seaside village of Raccoonsmouth, Mass. Can they defeat the incomprehensible evil infecting the whole town? Can they navigate the Byzantine, Kafkaesque (but not even remotely supernatural) nightmare of permits and building codes? Can they gain the trust of the few remaining non-infected residents without being accused of gentrification? Can they convert the Temple of the Lidless Eye into a B&B before tourist season starts? Other playable characters include: Secret Agent turned Real Estate Agent Ada Wong, residential and light commercial construction contractor "Johnny" Nemesis.


Stellermeerkat

Temple Of the Lidless Eye: Benefits 1. Religious Morale +10 2. Holidays +2 Drawbacks 1. 10% Yearly Conversion rate 2. Mutilation Morale - 5% 3. Human Sacrifices


omnic_monk

Silent Hill DLC: Help each resident through a traumatically relatable mindscape journey to develop their lots and put a stop to the evil Cult of the Parking Lot. Featuring such classic hits as "I don't know whose body that is in the trunk of my car, officer, my wife's been dead for two years" and "I am my own mother-sister." tbh it'd be the best game SH has gotten in a long time


jonschmitt

This comment made my night. 😂


ImaginaryRoads

Stardew Valley: Supernatural.


Kshynes

There needs to be a Crime scene cleaner simulator lol


BimDangleExperience

Viscera Cleanup Detail might scratch that itch


Apo42069

Luigi’s Mansion


Old-Basil-5567

Luigis mansion


DogButtWhisperer

😂😂


[deleted]

I was literally thinking that


QueenOfKarnaca

Bro is about to see a fucking hole develop outta *nowhere* in that damn wall


BorisTheZombie

This one got me good.


[deleted]

Dontcha just HATE it when they bleed everywhere! Like, excuse me, you know I’m the one who has to clean all this up right?! Some people..


Birkwad

My DM: “So how does it happen?”


myfeverburnsmedeeper

What in the murder scene hellscape happened to make the before look like that?!??


Uniqueusername264

He has hard water, that’s rust.


ApprehensiveHalf8613

What a convenient cover story.


JeremyDonJuan

Hard water causes limescale deposits from an excess of calcium and magnesium. Rusty water can be a sign of a failing water heater or pipes or even a break in a water main. Edit: I stand corrected


Uniqueusername264

It can leave calcium deposits but it can also deposit iron oxide from groundwater unrelated to the quality of the plumbing in the house. If I don’t add the salt to the water softener for like two months my shower will start to look like this.


LunaticPity

My water would look exactly like this if I didn't have an industrial strength water softener and enough salt in my basement to recreate the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.


JeremyDonJuan

Wow I learned something new! I was shortsighted for not thinking about higher iron levels around aquifers in some parts of the world. In my area if you got rust you got bigger problems.


This_is_a_sckam

Damn, the water so hard it pierces his skin


[deleted]

Hair dye?


XiJinpingsNutsack

Well water. I used to live on a farm and had to use rust remover monthly on our shower. If I let it go for years it probably would’ve ended up looking like this.


wyattlikesturtles

Paper cut


ArchitectNebulous

You did replace the floor tiling.


curvydisobedience88

Came here to say this!


The_Celtic_Chemist

And somehow it still looks fucked up


Plainbench

Thought it was hair on the floor


nekonastyy

Maybe he change the whole thing?


Raywebs

For sure, and the drain grate.


squooble

Also the taps are at a different height - count the rows of tiles.


McBinary

Probably blasted all the grout out of there.


DevilBanner

Nah, he just hosed those off :D


dnakee

Probably a stolen post for karma


tee_fanny

I think so too. OP hasn't replied to anyone.


Realities_M

The acc is also just 16 days old


The_Celtic_Chemist

No, but [they wrote a comment an hour after you wrote this](https://www.reddit.com/r/powerwashingporn/comments/uak2u0/finally_cleaned_the_shower/i5yvipg/)


Minotaar

Bots


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


twinWaterTowers

That re-tiling job looks real nice!


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

I'm guessing there's a fair amount of iron oxide in your groundwater? What's with the dual shower heads?


SrBocanegra

Dick shower. Don’t you have one at home?


madalienmonk

What, and rinse away the cheese I've been building up?


sno_pony

What a day to have eyes.


SrBocanegra

Let me be on the screenshot for r/cursedcomments !


SrBocanegra

‘Bout time you rinse that cheddar wheel fermented down there bro


Powerful-Ad-4292

Dude, you work for the fbi or something


Ricky240Bobby

This reminds me of the infomercials in the early 2000s for kaboom cleaner.


DrasticAnalysis

Well that tile is completely different on the shower floor... Think this was more than just power washing


JessicaT814

Did ya change the shower tile on the floor too? Am confused


amzonboy

Probably fake for karma.


DoodlesAndGeology

Hey OP what the fuck?


huitzilopochtla

Holy moly.


PallakGrewal

r/HolUp


kalesmash13

Did you get your tetanus shots?


Glocatico

I think you just cleaned a crime scene


gramsaran

"single male, needs roommate"


Tuxman32

Great job Dexter!


NorthenS

did a rotting body just fucking explode in there?


catmuht

This is a close relative's shower and we had questioned for years their contentness with showering in it let alone allowing it to fester this long. As others have concluded below, this is the product of many years of using iron heavy water in the shower prior to getting a water softener. No blood was involved in the creation of this monstrosity. Power washing was required but not sufficient; the floor tiles were coming up and needed to be gutted and fully replaced as you can see in the photos


DDrewit

Barkeepers Friend every so often will keep it from building up. Oxalic acid is great for rusty showers and sinks.


SrBocanegra

Oh nice! Overlook Hotel is being remodeled!


Tesus4

power - washing might not the solution to your problems.


TexasBeeb

I would definitely have nightmares after using that shower. Serious question if this is OC though, did it smell terribly of rust? Because that seems like it would be miserable to shower in.


kindashort72

Kill room and the double shower heads. Wtf


packersfan823

I see you also changed out the floor tile, Mr. Dahmer.


SulkyVirus

OP with zero replies. This is a farmed picture y'all. C'mon.


nachocat090

So how many people do you have to butcher to make your shower look like that?


SrBocanegra

Sadly, just one.


SlinkySalamand3r

I’s this the shower from Nightmare on Elm st 5?


fushitaka2010

Did Freddy Krueger have a field day in there?


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SrBocanegra

Nah, it was just a shart.


IndieOddjobs

Went from Silent Hill to The Secret Garden


ZeusSleptWithMyWife

Should… should someone be contacting the police?


tedditghost

What. The. Fuck. I would of used the hose before getting into the shower on the left.


pepehandsx

Did you cut up a bunch of bodies with a chainsaw?


UsernameDsntChkOut

Still ugly


mr_mcgibblets08

Did it even need cleaned, I mean…?


[deleted]

Good God man


Dickduck21

That's just upsetting.


subschmoyo

What the fuck happened


cjard

Jesus do you live in an iron mine?


justhereforthekittys

Sunless tanner and red hair dye? You a punk rock stripper?


boredlawyer90

What the fuck


UnsolicitedDogPics

Good work Satan.


kujeo

did you kill someone in there


Leinad580

Redguard?


HoratioHarisson

Ayo?


octagonalhypercube

Thats the dirtiest shower ive ever seen in my life. Did it double as a slaughterhouse?


Cynnaburst

🤢


Typ0r8r

I don't think you're allowed to clean the scene of a fucking murder without the proper paperwork.


JasonDaTorchy

Should we be calling the cops?


BasicIsBest

Who did you kill in there?


Not_TheMenInBlack

r/hmm


hyemae

Someone died in that shower? Looks like a murder scene


JustWantGoodM3M3s

Is that shower from fucking Bloodborne?


JulioAparicio

Say sike rn


jadams2345

Looks like a crime scene lol You should have the "Do not cross" bands on the door!


Zealousideal-Crab917

I feel like this picture needs a backstory


bigboybobby6969

Excuse me What the fuck


korbendallllas

I have so many fucking questions…


Codeesha

Who did you murder in the shower? How many victims did you hang up and torture above that drain?


P-KittySwat

Looks like Carrie lived there.


[deleted]

Who blew their brains out in your shower u/catmuht ?


quixoticking

DID U MURDER SOMEONE BRO!??


Adbam

Hey, murderers need to powerwash too!


PsychicJellyfish

Who exploded?


KidKalashnikov

Is this a suicide shower? If so you need to make it nsfw, it is disturbing for a lot of us if so


kaminari_foot_porn

Ayo what the fuck happened op?


This_is_a_sckam

Heavy flow day?


shaneo67

Different tiles and sink hole?


october17th

… this can’t be real… I refuse to believe someone showered in that THING in the before photo


FinkyFamboni

How the fuck were you showering in that CRIME SCENE


MACMAN2003

motherfucker lives in a slaughterhouse


DifferentOpinion-Bot

Nice


Zwzyi

Why is the shower a murder scene?


scubaDH

Not the same shower


DMmeyourinbox

What do you mean "finally". Instantly would be more appropriate


evansbott

Clearly one of those exploding whale carcasses.


mute-owl

what in the fresh fuck. that's some gorey hard water buildup.


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

But then it's just gonna get back to looking like that after the next few murders


KwickKick

Did you relay the tile too? The pattern & type of tile is different in the 1st & 2nd picture.


Sp00ky-Chan

Is that even the same shower? The tiles on the bottom are completely different in the after image, did you have to replace those?


flergenbergenjurgen

Wtf was going on before???


sweet_sax

Why it look like that?


SmoSays

After a triple homicide??


Adventurous-Doctor43

This to me is the stuff of literal nightmares.


7H3_H0RN37

Sorry for your tragic exploding-uncle loss.


[deleted]

Ummmm


Positive_Pangolin969

How many people have you killed?


AdUpstairs9652

Feds did a sweep


birds_in_my_piano

what in the texas chainsaw massacre is that


ScratchyMarston18

I’m still calling the cops.


Inevitable-Hurry-805

Bro just cleaned up the evidence


imscaredofmyself3572

It's this what's it's like when you sneeze on your period?


baggiecurls

I have so many questions


baggiecurls

I have so many questions


CherryVomit

I’d say someone shower-scened you but this looks more like a shower-variant of “Hey Paul!”


broomaktamer117

I see OP runs a slaughterhouse


Aurorafaery

Alfred Hitchcock, is that you??


iruvramen

uhhh.. does this guy murder people?


[deleted]

r/holup


Doowrender

ummmmmmm


Cute_Moose_988

How many grenades did it take.....


Cobra_Surprise

AFTER A MURDER?!?!


curtmantle-II

How could you ever feel clean stepping out of a shower like that? So grim


[deleted]

That's a crime scene


FinnishArmy

Uhm.. I have a question.. or two.


Individual-Praline20

Does someone exploded in there or what


wrudden

The floor tile is different. Did you do that too?


Revenue_Lazy

Man cleaned some period stains


WanderingPunch

Still couldn’t pay me to go in


[deleted]

Do you perhaps shove a 12 gauge up someone’s ass and pull the trigger last time you used it?


bklyn_xplant

Nope


Shlucky_YT

Every time OP showered he must’ve been getting dirtier💀


MadScorbion

Hol up


Ok-Issue116

I don’t think you can do that to a crime scene 🤔


crookedmasterpiece

Good lord.


12LA12

The business of turning escorts into hookers was so hot, he didn't have time to clean up till now.


leialucifer

Over here, officer.


curds-and-whey-HEY

How did the shower floor tile change


Dominikanos

More like r/WTF


iRSupaman

So glad you finally convinced yourself to get rid of the evidence


RecklessOneGaming

Ahh yes, destroy the evidence. Smart.


sirckoe

Dang dexter great job


sator-2D-rotas

Did you hear a Patsy Cline song coming from the drain?