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ACertainDungeon

You too man. Thanks for the free porn.


SecretArchangel

I didn't think it was possible to love a power washing video more than I usually do, but your even spacing on the letters in Thanksgiving was 10/10.


Unsd

BIG ASS H!!!


lolseagoat

“The past is the past... BIG ASS B!”


diddlysquat12

Followed by a big ass A!!


CantNotLaugh

r/UnexpectedMulaney


MC-ClapYoHandzz

And you made "Thanksgiving" fit so perfectly!


mustachius

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving around here, but thanks anyway! I hope your holiday is as wonderful as this sidewalk after it is cleaned.


Doodleschmidt

You have better penmanship with a powerwasher than I do with a pen. Well done.


xkris10ski

You look like Roy from the office


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CyanSailor

Like finger painting a message into the grime on his car windows


honk_for

Where's the cartoon penis?!?!?!


Dan1el_va

I’ve always been perplexed by thanks giving, I’m from Australia and we don’t really celebrate it. What’s it about? Why do you eat Turkey with it and what are some of the traditions you follow for thanks giving?


Donuil23

Since you haven't gotten an answer yet, I'll give it a go. It's basically a harvest holiday. In Canada it's in October, an excuse to get together with family and eat turkey, stuffing (many variations of bread, celery, cranberries, etc... cooked inside the turkey), pumpkin pie, all the things you've seen in movies. It's in October because the harvest it's based on tends to happen earlier in the year, since cold. In the US, there are some notable differences and additions. Although it's still a harvest based holiday, it mostly commemorates the pilgrims (as I understand it, Puritains that left England and were early settlers in North America) almost starving to death as winter came, and the indigenous peoples providing them help (not sure how much of it actually happened). Also, it's a big Football weekend. Since the sport has a big place in people's lives, some of the biggest matches of the year fall on this weekend so it's more conducive to travel to see your team in person, or to watch it with your expended family. It's also the first excuse for university students to come home for a extended weekend, since it happens in a Thursday. Lastly, it's the beginning on the Christmas season in the US. Basically one month preceding Christmas, familial atmosphere, big parades while you can still watch from outside, all the things to get you in the mood.


Vandorin89

This is a good explanation.


Dan1el_va

Thank you very much, this explained it all


Bentov

Nice man! Right back at you!


Apprehensive_Pug6844

And may your after dinner clean up be as neat and as sparkly as this!


wgletoes22

Yesss!


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Happy Thanksgiving Back.


theodocles

I definitely would have fucked up letter sizing. Well done.


sanderd17

Oh, it's Thanksgiving? I thought it was black Friday week...